Today The Girls are coming to you live from...the COMEBACK TRAIL!  Cher's done it, Babs has done it, even Brett did it, so why can't Lance?  As fans of the Tour de France (even in light of all the shameless doping to this day) we are excited to see what Lance can do after a little hiatus.  So far, so clean...so go for it Lance!  We still can rest assured that the best we could do on the Tour is the Lanterne Rouge, which is fine by us...great view.  So the NFL started with a bang, no?  Hey-Zeus, you couldn't have asked for a more dramatic opening weekend with Tom Brady shredding his knee, Vince Young's Chartreuse Alert (like the Amber alert but different although you wouldn't know it by the response from the authorities), Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco's sweet rookie performances, Brett Favre's first victory with the Jets, Aaron Rogers first Lambeau Leap, Alex Smith's season ending injury, the decimation of basically the entire O-line for the Jags, and on and on...kind of like how Jessica Simpson doesn't know when enough's enough, neither does the NFL.  We could have spread all that action around for the first month at least!  Speaking of Jessica...Tony Romo canoodles with Carrie Underwood on the sidelines before an Eagles VICTORY over the Cowboys, Jessica waves her number nines at us before an Eagles VICTORY over the Cowboys, and now, as a member of the Dallas Cowboys she says in her smartest accent, "We're going to kick your butts, too!" before an Eagles...oh, c'mon, you know where this is going...VICTORY.  We're certain Tony Romo is tres psyched about this one.  Our Rookie Look attempts to capture the fastest human since Devin Hester and Usain Bolt captured our fancy.  He's fast, he's tiny, he's fearless and he can sure spot a hole.  DeSean Jackson takes center stage on the Fantoo Girls sports podcast.  But is he trying to be a wordsmith too?  'Crunked up'?  Now that 's a new one.  Not sure what it means, but he used the phrase to describe the fans in Philadelphia.  To our knowledge we've been called worse.  Our Fan-Tutor keeps us on the gridiron as we dissect the tackling rules in the NFL.  Was Bernard Pollard's hit dirty?  Listen up, and don't take Randy Moss' word for it.  He's understandably bitter.  On the diamond, MLB takes us closer to those chilly nights when hopes are dashed and dreams are fulfilled, but where have all the broken bats gone?  Hmmm...  The Rays look mortal, the Yankees look ill, Billy Wagner cries, and Carlos Delgado says, "Follow me, boys!"  It's coming down to the wire.  Will the Rays sustain a whole season of magical wins? Will the Angels prove to be the most complete package?  Will the Cubs be able to break the curse?  We're here to hold your hand as the winds pick up and the boys of summer break out the puffy jackets.  After a little this and that, and we do mean little, The Girls deliver this week's IT HAS TO BE SAID...on a gurney.  So grab your body double, the wall of Lambeau and your get well soon cards...it's time to talk sports with The Girls! Less