One of the nice things about a website like this is how the demographics are split. On the one hand, we’ve got the people who never buy anything and only stop in to tell us that they’re leaving forever, and on the other hand we’ve got the loyal regulars who appreciate the mix of humor and savings, and then on the other hand we’ve got the three handed mutants. And it is to these mutants, the so-called “quiet majority”, that we dedicate today’s HP Pavilion a6200n AMD Dual-Core 2.6GHz Desktop PC. Being a three-handed mutant can be lonely. Sure, they can clap while they plays the tambourine, and that works out great for a day job recording the backing tracks for the house music that people listen to in clubs, but late at night, a three-handed mutant can only turn to the Internet for love. The sort of love that comes through a integrated 10/100 Base-T networking interface. Maybe even with a goat. The average three-handed mutant can also draw inspiration from the Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz with AM2 socket processor and the GeForce 6150SE nForce 430. Those are practically superhero names, aren’t they? Like “Nightcrawler” or “Storm” or “Captain Ultra”! What three-handed mutant didn’t love Captain Ultra? Am I right, guys? You don’t have to clap, I know that’s a sensitive issue with you. Each HP Pavilion a6200n AMD Dual-Core 2.6GHz Desktop PC also comes with 2 GB of PC2-5300, 240 pin, DDR2 SDRAM and a 7200 RPM 360GB SATA hard drive. That’s enough processing power to finally figure out the entire family tree of Scott Summers once and for all. Just keep in mind that the sister of the alien skunk chick would be the great-aunt of the alternate future daughter who never actually existed and it’s easy, right? Plus you get a 16X DVD± R/RW 12X RAM ±R DL LightScribe SATA drive to make a hard copy you can keep on your person for when the Sentinels arrive and you have to run. But don’t think that the HP Pavilion a6200n AMD Dual-Core 2.6GHz Desktop PC is only for dirty stinking muties. Real people can enjoy it as well! The High Definition 8-channel audio with ALC 888S chipset and 6 USB ports (four in the front, two in the rear) is perfect for someone that might want to try and enjoy their final days on Earth, before the rise of the self-styled “Homo Superior” who only want to crush mankind under their freakishly large heels. Heels that probably shoot lasers, too. Just one little twist of the DNA and suddenly everybody has body lasers. Biology sure is amazing. So here’s to you, three-handed mutants! We’re glad you’ve decided to shop with us, and we promise, when the revolution comes, we’ll look out for you. Hey, you think you could get us Northstar’s autograph? Warranty: 90 Days HP Features: Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz with AM2 socket GeForce 6150SE nForce 430 2GB PC2-5300, 240 pin, DDR2 SDRAM 7200 RPM 360GB SATA hard drive 16X DVD (±) R/RW 12X RAM (±)R DL LightScribe SATA drive High Definition 8-channel audio with ALC 888S chipset Integrated 10/100 Base-T networking interface 6 USB ports (4 in back, 2 in front) Specifications: Processor: Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz (65W) 2000 MT/s (mega transfers/second) Socket AM2 Chipset: GeForce 6150SE nForce 430 Motherboard: Manufacturer: ECS Motherboard Name: MCP61PM-HM HP/Compaq motherboard name: Nettle2-GL8E Memory Installed: 2GB PC2-5300, 240 Pin, DDR2 SDRAM Upgradeable to 8GB Hard Drive: 360 GB SATA 3G (3.0 Gb/sec) 7200 RPM Optical Drive: DVD-RAM - Up to 12X DVD-R DL Write Once - Up to 8X DVD+R DL Write Once - Up to 8X DVD+R Write Once - Up to 16X DVD+RW Rewritable - Up to 8X DVD-R Write Once - Up to 16X DVD-RW Rewritable - Up to 6X DVD ROM Read - Up to 16X CD-R Write Once - Up to 40X CD-RW Rewritable - Up to 32X CD-ROM Read - Up to 40X Modem: 56K bps data/fax modem Sound/Audio: High Definition 8-channel audio ALC 888S chipset Memory Card Reader: Supports the following formats: Compact Flash I Compact Flash II IBM Microdrive Secure Digital (SD) mini-SD MultiMediaCard (MMC) Reduced size MultiMediaCard (RS-MMC) MultiMediaCard Plus (MMC plus) MultiMediaCard Mobile (MMC mobile) Memory Stick Memory Stick Pro Memory Stick Duo Memory Stick Pro Duo SmartMedia xD Picture Card (xD = extreme digital) External Front I/O Ports: 15-in-1 (4 slot) - One 1394 - One USB - Two Headphone - One Microphone - One Line-in - One External Rear I/O Ports: PS/2 (keyboard, mouse) - Two VGA - One USB - Four 1394a - One LAN - One SPDIF out (coaxial) - One Audio (side speaker out, rear speaker out, center speaker out, line-in, line-out, microphone) - One Each Expansion Slots: PCI - Two (One available) PCI Express x16 - One (One available) PCI Express x1 - One (One available) Drive Bays: 5.25" - Two (One available) 3.5" - Two (One available) Pocket Media Drive - One (One available) Discuss this product Less