April is a bad month to speculate. Proof that past stock prices don’t predict their future price. I’m asking you to delete that picture. Tons of pennies. I love Portal. Review Lazy Portfolio Smackdown. I ENCOURAGE you to Download this show thru iTunes! But, if you just cannot deal with that then go ahead and Play the new show right now   The Mad Money Machine is proud to be sponsored by Index Funds Advisors at ifa.com .    Topics in this week’s show include:     April is a bad month to speculate on stocks. I list the other bad times also. Jim Cramer has to be right 4 times to beat the market: Which stock & when to buy, which stock & when to sell. Multiply that by 10 years. Crazy. Our Tool this week is Inspectd.com which helps prove to yourself that you can’t pick a winning stock based upon its past stock price. IGotCramered.com is back in action now. Law enforcement official "asks" you do do something? Some guy stores tons of copper pennies in his garage. I loved playing Portal. Definitely recommended! Amazon.com: Portal ASIN: B00140P9G0 Bohemian Financial Rhapsody Is this the real price? Is this just fantasy? Financial landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes And look at your buys and see. I’m now a poor boy (poor boy) High-yielding casualty Because I bought it high, watched it blow Rating high, value low Any way the Fed goes Doesn’t really matter to me, to me Mama - just killed my fund Quoted CDO’s instead Pulled the trigger, now it’s dead Mama - I had just begun These CDO’s have blown it all away Mama - oooh-hoo-ooo I still wanna buy I sometimes wish I’d never left Goldman at all. (guitar solo) ~~~ I see a little silhouette of a Fed Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market? Monolines and munis - very very frightening me! Super senior, super senior Super senior CDO - magnifico I’m long of subprime, nobody loves me He’s long of subprime CDO fantasy Spare the margin call you monstrous PB! Easy come easy go, will you let me go? Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go Peloton! We will not let you go (let him go !) Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go Will not let you go let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go – ooo No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO ! - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go S&P had the devil put aside for me For me, for me, for me ~~~ So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye? And then margin call me and leave me to die Oh PB - can’t do this to me Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here Ooh yeah, ooh yeah No price really matters No liquidity Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me Any way the Fed goes….. Matrix Rhapsody & Bohemian Matrix Economic Stimulus? Can we please get the gobmint out of the business of "managing" the economy? Can we please get back to using REAL money? I review the results of the 2008 Lazy Portfolio Smackdown sponsored by Index Funds Advisors. The bears are leading the charge, so far… Music from music.podshow.com (and from YouTube.com): Runaway Train - Under Feather Money - Theory in Motion Bohemian Financial Rhapsody - Geoff Smith Email me: feedback at Mad Money Machine dot com, or comment, or Call me on the Mad Money Machine voicemail line at 206-734-4763 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2FMadMoneyMachine.com%2F2008%2F04%2F04%2Fmmm-105%2F'; addthis_title = 'MMM-105%3A+Tons+of+Pennies'; addthis_pub = ''; Less