BREAKING NEWS Late last night the Vice president was rushed to an undisclosed medical facility to undergo “emergency treatment”. Dick Cheney was said to have been in a “critical but stable” condition. Speaker Nancy Pelosi, in line to succeed Cheney as vice president, was unavailable for comment. President Bush, in a cryptic comment, said he was “praying for the soul of Cheney”. Pluri Media News Reporting. VERBOT RAW DATA STREAM SYNTAX: US VP Dick Cheney rushed to hospital[TIMESTAMP]. Condition critical/stable. Undisclosed location. Government in crisis. Pluri Media Group News reporting. [GLOBALTIMESTAMP];Singularity index 0.8B3 Reference Excerpts: I am Cyborg Cheney! Better than Human, bitches! I am now the duly swore President and ceo of the Corporation of AmericaIf you got a problem, in terms of, about me being the new chief, if you willthen you can go fuck yourself. I will be assembling a new management team, er, I mean “cabinet” within the week. Until then martial law will be imposedDawn to dusk curfew Violators will be dealt with appropriately. Now you can go back to your brainwash er, excuse me, I mean television programming You are safe in our hands Trust me, if you will, in terms of your safety" Less