Lisa and Wayne are still reeling from their weekend in Vegas at the “VH1 Rock Honors,” where they hung out with Ozzy and tried their best to party like rock stars. There is of course a Paris Jail Update, no pardon from Arnold and Paris gets a letter from Candy Spelling, who tells her how it is, yo. What? No porn for soldiers? Outrageous. If Katie Holmes thinks she can win Lisa over with cupcakes, she’s absolutely right. There’s going to be more “Heroes” for all you hungry fans. ASL’s Sarah McChesney gets a shout-out from “Little People, Big World.” Kim Kardashian is dating…per usual, Lisa defends her girl, Mandy Moore against the tiny, annoying Avril Lavigne. Whoop! Whoop! Less