http://odeo.com/channels/720-The-Bitterest-Pill DanKlass no The official website/blog of Dan Klass The Bitterest Pill. The official website/blog of Dan Klass The Bitterest Pill. The official website/blog of Dan Klass The Bitterest Pill. en 40 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:20:17 -0800 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:20:17 -0800 http://odeo.com/episodes/25408393-190-If-Anything-Ever-Happened I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).  Also, and it may sound like a symantic arguement to you, but just because I can’t find something doesn’t mean it’s “lost.”  And, how exactly am I supposed to handle it when someone is telling me something as if it’s the first time for the hundredth time?  Is there protocal for that? I also talk about my mother, and my grandfather, the a-hole. (Hard drive trouble left me without the regular theme song. Forgive me for the nostalgia) I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).  Also, and it may sound like a symantic arguement to you, but just because I can’t find something doesn’t mean it’s “lost.”  And, how exactly am I supposed to handle it when someone is telling me something as if it’s the first time for the hundredth time?  Is there protocal for that? I also talk about my mother, and my grandfather, the a-hole. (Hard drive trouble left me without the regular theme song. Forgive me for the nostalgia) I try to remind everyone that Halloween is not actually a form of devil worship (while dusting off some very old stand-up material).  Also, and it may sound like a symantic arguement to you, but just because I can’t find something doesn’t mean it’s “lost.”  And, how exactly am I supposed to handle it when someone is telling me something as if it’s the first time for the hundredth time?  Is there protocal for that? I also talk about my mother, and my grandfather, the a-hole. (Hard drive trouble left me without the regular theme song. Forgive me for the nostalgia) tag:odeo.com,2009-11-05,25408393 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:20:17 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, premium http://odeo.com/episodes/25212589-184-Antonio-Lou-Really-Fix-it-This-Time Antonio fixes my TiVo, and Lou doesn’t get his $300.  But, everything works out in the end?  Really?  Wow… This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. Antonio fixes my TiVo, and Lou doesn’t get his $300.  But, everything works out in the end?  Really?  Wow… This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. Antonio fixes my TiVo, and Lou doesn’t get his $300.  But, everything works out in the end?  Really?  Wow… This episode is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-10,25212589 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:08:05 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, premium http://odeo.com/episodes/24838417-180-%E2%80%9CI%E2%80%99ve-Played-This-Game-With-You-Before%E2%80%9D I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs grocery store.  An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.  I don’t know if the cashier mistook me for a shoplifter or a serial killer or if he just hates handling “returns,” but after getting nowhere with the store or the seemingly helpful people at Kroger (the parent company), I give up and will never shop their again.  EVER. It all boils down to this: What exactly does the cashier mean when he says, while you are simply trying to return a mop, “I know you.  I’ve played this game with you before?” Before that I discuss the rather plump envelope I received from the IRS (and I don’t mean the defunct 80’s record label) and how they wanted about 50% of Y in back taxes.  Huh?  Yeah, that’s what I said. I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs grocery store.  An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.  I don’t know if the cashier mistook me for a shoplifter or a serial killer or if he just hates handling “returns,” but after getting nowhere with the store or the seemingly helpful people at Kroger (the parent company), I give up and will never shop their again.  EVER. It all boils down to this: What exactly does the cashier mean when he says, while you are simply trying to return a mop, “I know you.  I’ve played this game with you before?” Before that I discuss the rather plump envelope I received from the IRS (and I don’t mean the defunct 80’s record label) and how they wanted about 50% of Y in back taxes.  Huh?  Yeah, that’s what I said. I recently had a strange encounter at my local Ralphs grocery store.  An encounter that suddenly felt like an incident and almost became an altercation.  I don’t know if the cashier mistook me for a shoplifter or a serial killer or if he just hates handling “returns,” but after getting nowhere with the store or the seemingly helpful people at Kroger (the parent company), I give up and will never shop their again.  EVER. It all boils down to this: What exactly does the cashier mean when he says, while you are simply trying to return a mop, “I know you.  I’ve played this game with you before?” Before that I discuss the rather plump envelope I received from the IRS (and I don’t mean the defunct 80’s record label) and how they wanted about 50% of Y in back taxes.  Huh?  Yeah, that’s what I said. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-20,24838417 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:49:19 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, premium http://odeo.com/episodes/24750239-Pill-Refill-%E2%80%9CWe-are-all-Fairport%E2%80%9D This is a “Pill Refill,” a revisiting of my 2007 podcast, “We are all Fairport.”  This “Best Of” episode was requested by Mike Hamilton of The Disney Podcast Directory.  Thanks, Mike, for encouraging me to put this out again. ———————————————————– From the original 2007 blog post: Twenty-five years ago, I graduated from Fairport High School in Fairport, NY. On June 26th of this year, a mere five days after graduating themselves, five young women died in a head on collision with a tractor trailer while traveling to a family cottage. Hannah Congdon, Bailey Goodman, Meredith McClure, Sara Monnat, and Katie Shirley were the victims. I didn’t know them, of course, but I did. We all did. And, never will. After all, we are all Fairport. This is a “Pill Refill,” a revisiting of my 2007 podcast, “We are all Fairport.”  This “Best Of” episode was requested by Mike Hamilton of The Disney Podcast Directory.  Thanks, Mike, for encouraging me to put this out again. ———————————————————– From the original 2007 blog post: Twenty-five years ago, I graduated from Fairport High School in Fairport, NY. On June 26th of this year, a mere five days after graduating themselves, five young women died in a head on collision with a tractor trailer while traveling to a family cottage. Hannah Congdon, Bailey Goodman, Meredith McClure, Sara Monnat, and Katie Shirley were the victims. I didn’t know them, of course, but I did. We all did. And, never will. After all, we are all Fairport. This is a “Pill Refill,” a revisiting of my 2007 podcast, “We are all Fairport.”  This “Best Of” episode was requested by Mike Hamilton of The Disney Podcast Directory.  Thanks, Mike, for encouraging me to put this out again. ———————————————————– From the original 2007 blog post: Twenty-five years ago, I graduated from Fairport High School in Fairport, NY. On June 26th of this year, a mere five days after graduating themselves, five young women died in a head on collision with a tractor trailer while traveling to a family cottage. Hannah Congdon, Bailey Goodman, Meredith McClure, Sara Monnat, and Katie Shirley were the victims. I didn’t know them, of course, but I did. We all did. And, never will. After all, we are all Fairport. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-28,24750239 Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:39:27 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, premium, Pill Refill http://odeo.com/episodes/24722660-174-ENTER-Cousin-Ronny Despite what you are about to hear, the producers of The Bitterest Pill do not condone, nor to their guests condone, any of the following:  drug use, pornography, breaking and entering, firearms, discussing Hugh Jackman’s sexuality, making fun of poodle-toting transvestites, living with the officially insane, cooking eggs with a cappuccino steamer, or beating up people at ice cream parlors, no matter what they do to your car. Ladies and gentleman, The Bitterest Pill welcomes: Cousin Ronny Olga’s voice was recorded using WireTap Studio from Ambrosia Software. Despite what you are about to hear, the producers of The Bitterest Pill do not condone, nor to their guests condone, any of the following:  drug use, pornography, breaking and entering, firearms, discussing Hugh Jackman’s sexuality, making fun of poodle-toting transvestites, living with the officially insane, cooking eggs with a cappuccino steamer, or beating up people at ice cream parlors, no matter what they do to your car. Ladies and gentleman, The Bitterest Pill welcomes: Cousin Ronny Olga’s voice was recorded using WireTap Studio from Ambrosia Software. Despite what you are about to hear, the producers of The Bitterest Pill do not condone, nor to their guests condone, any of the following:  drug use, pornography, breaking and entering, firearms, discussing Hugh Jackman’s sexuality, making fun of poodle-toting transvestites, living with the officially insane, cooking eggs with a cappuccino steamer, or beating up people at ice cream parlors, no matter what they do to your car. Ladies and gentleman, The Bitterest Pill welcomes: Cousin Ronny Olga’s voice was recorded using WireTap Studio from Ambrosia Software. tag:odeo.com,2009-05-18,24722660 Mon, 18 May 2009 11:58:10 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, premium http://odeo.com/episodes/24538446-First-Three-Chapters-of-%E2%80%9CJack-Wakes-Up%E2%80%9D Since Seth was just over, and since his book “drops” tomorrow on Cinco de Harwood, I thought I’d pass along to you the first three chapters of JACK WAKES UP, see if that moves the needle any… I LOVE this book and think you will too.  Check it out. Since Seth was just over, and since his book “drops” tomorrow on Cinco de Harwood, I thought I’d pass along to you the first three chapters of JACK WAKES UP, see if that moves the needle any… I LOVE this book and think you will too.  Check it out. Since Seth was just over, and since his book “drops” tomorrow on Cinco de Harwood, I thought I’d pass along to you the first three chapters of JACK WAKES UP, see if that moves the needle any… I LOVE this book and think you will too.  Check it out. tag:odeo.com,2009-05-04,24538446 Mon, 04 May 2009 17:57:47 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, News & Updates http://odeo.com/episodes/24513141-172-Dan-Wakes-Up-and-Seth-Moves-the-Needle Yesterday, I thought I woke up after having had a slight heart attack.  Luckily I had just slept funny. Later, crime-noir author/podcaster SETH HARWOOD came over the watch the big game and hang out in Studio G.  Yes, Seth and Dan and Hudson live in the garage! We talk about Hill Street Blues , LA Festival of Books, Westwood, Charles Bukowski, the Top Three Questions EVERYONE asks Seth, Scott Sigler, whether or not 10 year-old Hudson should read Jack Wakes Up, the iPhone App I can’t find, Book Expo America, the power of Twitter, LinkedIn, Weird Uncle Seth and the Amazing Detachable Finger, and MOVING THE NEEDLE. Jack Wakes Up is released on May 5th! Help our friend Seth Harwood make the San Francisco Chronicle Best Sellers List by coming to one of his San Francisco readings or ordering a signed copy from a selected book seller. Yesterday, I thought I woke up after having had a slight heart attack.  Luckily I had just slept funny. Later, crime-noir author/podcaster SETH HARWOOD came over the watch the big game and hang out in Studio G.  Yes, Seth and Dan and Hudson live in the garage! We talk about Hill Street Blues , LA Festival of Books, Westwood, Charles Bukowski, the Top Three Questions EVERYONE asks Seth, Scott Sigler, whether or not 10 year-old Hudson should read Jack Wakes Up, the iPhone App I can’t find, Book Expo America, the power of Twitter, LinkedIn, Weird Uncle Seth and the Amazing Detachable Finger, and MOVING THE NEEDLE. Jack Wakes Up is released on May 5th! Help our friend Seth Harwood make the San Francisco Chronicle Best Sellers List by coming to one of his San Francisco readings or ordering a signed copy from a selected book seller. Yesterday, I thought I woke up after having had a slight heart attack.  Luckily I had just slept funny. Later, crime-noir author/podcaster SETH HARWOOD came over the watch the big game and hang out in Studio G.  Yes, Seth and Dan and Hudson live in the garage! We talk about Hill Street Blues , LA Festival of Books, Westwood, Charles Bukowski, the Top Three Questions EVERYONE asks Seth, Scott Sigler, whether or not 10 year-old Hudson should read Jack Wakes Up, the iPhone App I can’t find, Book Expo America, the power of Twitter, LinkedIn, Weird Uncle Seth and the Amazing Detachable Finger, and MOVING THE NEEDLE. Jack Wakes Up is released on May 5th! Help our friend Seth Harwood make the San Francisco Chronicle Best Sellers List by coming to one of his San Francisco readings or ordering a signed copy from a selected book seller. tag:odeo.com,2009-04-27,24513141 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:02:40 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, premium http://odeo.com/episodes/25359332-169-Sleeping-in-the-Ocean We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain. We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain. We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain. tag:odeo.com,2009-04-01,25359332 Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:37:05 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/24387377-169-Sleeping-in-the-Ocean We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain. This episode will be in the standard feed soon.  We’re still working out the kinks from the recent blog update. If you want to download it now, go for it! Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain. This episode will be in the standard feed soon.  We’re still working out the kinks from the recent blog update. If you want to download it now, go for it! Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! We went on a “Mammal Search.”  In the rain. This episode will be in the standard feed soon.  We’re still working out the kinks from the recent blog update. If you want to download it now, go for it! Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! tag:odeo.com,2009-03-31,24387377 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:37:05 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/24052577-164-I%E2%80%99m-Just-Being-Parentnoid I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie.  Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.  Just big plastic poop-sausage. I have always believed that running in flip-flops is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.  And, unfortunately, I was proven right. It turns out I’m not being paranoid, I’m being “ parent-noid .”  (Turns out I didn’t coin that phrase.  Darn!) Let me know if you want to help out as a contributor to Action Dad’s Guide , my developing resource for parents.  Drop me a line at pill @ dan klass .com. Download I'm Just Being Parentnoid I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie.  Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.  Just big plastic poop-sausage. I have always believed that running in flip-flops is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.  And, unfortunately, I was proven right. It turns out I’m not being paranoid, I’m being “ parent-noid .”  (Turns out I didn’t coin that phrase.  Darn!) Let me know if you want to help out as a contributor to Action Dad’s Guide , my developing resource for parents.  Drop me a line at pill @ dan klass .com. Download I'm Just Being Parentnoid I talk a bit about my latest trip to Costco, by way of The Diaper Genie.  Trust me, there is no actual genie inside The Diaper Genie.  Just big plastic poop-sausage. I have always believed that running in flip-flops is a bad idea, especially on the sidewalk.  And, unfortunately, I was proven right. It turns out I’m not being paranoid, I’m being “ parent-noid .”  (Turns out I didn’t coin that phrase.  Darn!) Let me know if you want to help out as a contributor to Action Dad’s Guide , my developing resource for parents.  Drop me a line at pill @ dan klass .com. Download I'm Just Being Parentnoid tag:odeo.com,2009-02-05,24052577 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 13:03:46 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23878052-161-MoanMA We took the kids to MoMA in New York City.  Well, we took Hudson to MoMA, Princess T and I had a date… The “Free Month of Premium Pill” offer has been extended until Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Jan. 19th).  See the “Holiday Offer” (right) for details. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #161: MoanMA We took the kids to MoMA in New York City.  Well, we took Hudson to MoMA, Princess T and I had a date… The “Free Month of Premium Pill” offer has been extended until Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Jan. 19th).  See the “Holiday Offer” (right) for details. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #161: MoanMA We took the kids to MoMA in New York City.  Well, we took Hudson to MoMA, Princess T and I had a date… The “Free Month of Premium Pill” offer has been extended until Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Jan. 19th).  See the “Holiday Offer” (right) for details. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #161: MoanMA tag:odeo.com,2009-01-14,23878052 Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:46:27 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23804159-My-gift-to-you-30-days-of-Premuim-Pill-FREE I couldn’t afford a tacky sweater for each of my listeners, so I settled on this:  Thirty days of Premium Pill, FREE. Just sign up before January 7th with NO OBLIGATION and get access to all the current Premium content for 30 days.  Cancel if you’d like at the end of the month, no sweat. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download Standard Podcast I couldn’t afford a tacky sweater for each of my listeners, so I settled on this:  Thirty days of Premium Pill, FREE. Just sign up before January 7th with NO OBLIGATION and get access to all the current Premium content for 30 days.  Cancel if you’d like at the end of the month, no sweat. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download Standard Podcast I couldn’t afford a tacky sweater for each of my listeners, so I settled on this:  Thirty days of Premium Pill, FREE. Just sign up before January 7th with NO OBLIGATION and get access to all the current Premium content for 30 days.  Cancel if you’d like at the end of the month, no sweat. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Download Standard Podcast tag:odeo.com,2008-12-23,23804159 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:58:04 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill Uncategorized http://odeo.com/episodes/23798486-159-Christmas-Time-is-Here-Again HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I talk about The Winter Program and saving seats, and how a mail order company ruined Christmas, then I read “Oh, Christmas Tree.” Help Scott Sigler make the New York Times Best Seller List.   Preorder Contagious NOW! Thanks to Animal Rescue Force Friends for their great version of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” Donate to UNICEF by buying If Everyday Were Christmas by Podsafe for Peace. HOLIDAY SPECIAL:  Get a month of The Bitterest Pill Premium FREE if you sign up before January 1st! NO OBLIGATION!  Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Christmas Time is Here Again HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I talk about The Winter Program and saving seats, and how a mail order company ruined Christmas, then I read “Oh, Christmas Tree.” Help Scott Sigler make the New York Times Best Seller List.   Preorder Contagious NOW! Thanks to Animal Rescue Force Friends for their great version of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” Donate to UNICEF by buying If Everyday Were Christmas by Podsafe for Peace. HOLIDAY SPECIAL:  Get a month of The Bitterest Pill Premium FREE if you sign up before January 1st! NO OBLIGATION!  Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Christmas Time is Here Again HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I talk about The Winter Program and saving seats, and how a mail order company ruined Christmas, then I read “Oh, Christmas Tree.” Help Scott Sigler make the New York Times Best Seller List.   Preorder Contagious NOW! Thanks to Animal Rescue Force Friends for their great version of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” Donate to UNICEF by buying If Everyday Were Christmas by Podsafe for Peace. HOLIDAY SPECIAL:  Get a month of The Bitterest Pill Premium FREE if you sign up before January 1st! NO OBLIGATION!  Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Christmas Time is Here Again tag:odeo.com,2008-12-23,23798486 Tue, 23 Dec 2008 00:04:05 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23611807-I%E2%80%99m-a-cover-boy-Check-out-iProng-Magazine-latest-issue Yes, it seems that I have the honor of being on the cover of this month’s iProng Magazine, the magazine of all things iPhone/iPod.  Please check it out.   THANK YOU to Bill Palmer for including me in the issue.  All my best to all those involved in this great Los Angeles issue. And, yes, I know, that is an awefully “Happy Dan” photo, lacking some of the edge and spite of the show.  Truth is, that is how happy I am when Princess T is on my shoulder… ———————————— iProng Magazine’s twenty-eighth issue… • cover story interview with Dan Klass of The Bitterest Pill • musician interviews with Colbie Caillat, Katy Perry, Lifehouse, Kina Grannis, and Kari Kimmel • iPhone marketshare potential • podcaster interviews with SkydiverGirls, Dr Floyd, Goodnight Burbank, Insomnia Radio, and Podrunner • podsafe cafe with Lee Coulter • a look at non-iTunes exclusives • Verge of LA preview • iPhone applicati... Yes, it seems that I have the honor of being on the cover of this month’s iProng Magazine, the magazine of all things iPhone/iPod.  Please check it out.   THANK YOU to Bill Palmer for including me in the issue.  All my best to all those involved in this great Los Angeles issue. And, yes, I know, that is an awefully “Happy Dan” photo, lacking some of the edge and spite of the show.  Truth is, that is how happy I am when Princess T is on my shoulder… ———————————— iProng Magazine’s twenty-eighth issue… • cover story interview with Dan Klass of The Bitterest Pill • musician interviews with Colbie Caillat, Katy Perry, Lifehouse, Kina Grannis, and Kari Kimmel • iPhone marketshare potential • podcaster interviews with SkydiverGirls, Dr Floyd, Goodnight Burbank, Insomnia Radio, and Podrunner • podsafe cafe with Lee Coulter • a look at non-iTunes exclusives • Verge of LA preview • iPhone application review by Stephen Christian of Anberlin Click here to read the entire 2008 Los Angeles issue of iProng Magazine Click here to subscribe to iProng Magazine through iTunes for free and receive every issue automatically! Download iProng Magazine #28 Yes, it seems that I have the honor of being on the cover of this month’s iProng Magazine, the magazine of all things iPhone/iPod.  Please check it out.   THANK YOU to Bill Palmer for including me in the issue.  All my best to all those involved in this great Los Angeles issue. And, yes, I know, that is an awefully “Happy Dan” photo, lacking some of the edge and spite of the show.  Truth is, that is how happy I am when Princess T is on my shoulder… ———————————— iProng Magazine’s twenty-eighth issue… • cover story interview with Dan Klass of The Bitterest Pill • musician interviews with Colbie Caillat, Katy Perry, Lifehouse, Kina Grannis, and Kari Kimmel • iPhone marketshare potential • podcaster interviews with SkydiverGirls, Dr Floyd, Goodnight Burbank, Insomnia Radio, and Podrunner • podsafe cafe with Lee Coulter • a look at non-iTunes exclusives • Verge of LA preview • iPhone application review by Stephen Christian of Anberlin Click here to read the entire 2008 Los Angeles issue of iProng Magazine Click here to subscribe to iProng Magazine through iTunes for free and receive every issue automatically! Download iProng Magazine #28 tag:odeo.com,2008-11-12,23611807 Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:04:12 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill Uncategorized http://odeo.com/episodes/23573124-153-Vote-for-Cousin-Barry Today marks the 4th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill. And, I think it’s time again to speak freely… Okay, sort of freely. Really, I don’t say anything except this: I WANT an elitist President. I don’t want a president who I could see myself “having a beer” with. I want a president who (whom?) is so educated, so knowledgeable and so charismatic that if I were ever in their presence, I would want to run from the room or bask in their glory. This week is all about preserving my wife’s right to vote. I ended up having to go to the county office to hand in her mail-in ballot application. I have this naive notion that I would just walk up and hand it in. Nice try. Weigh the issues and VOTE tomorrow. Please. If you don’t vote on Tuesday, you can’t complain on Wednesday. Additional material by Scott Mercer of B-Movie Books. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Vote for Cousin Barry Today marks the 4th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill. And, I think it’s time again to speak freely… Okay, sort of freely. Really, I don’t say anything except this: I WANT an elitist President. I don’t want a president who I could see myself “having a beer” with. I want a president who (whom?) is so educated, so knowledgeable and so charismatic that if I were ever in their presence, I would want to run from the room or bask in their glory. This week is all about preserving my wife’s right to vote. I ended up having to go to the county office to hand in her mail-in ballot application. I have this naive notion that I would just walk up and hand it in. Nice try. Weigh the issues and VOTE tomorrow. Please. If you don’t vote on Tuesday, you can’t complain on Wednesday. Additional material by Scott Mercer of B-Movie Books. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Vote for Cousin Barry Today marks the 4th Anniversary of The Bitterest Pill. And, I think it’s time again to speak freely… Okay, sort of freely. Really, I don’t say anything except this: I WANT an elitist President. I don’t want a president who I could see myself “having a beer” with. I want a president who (whom?) is so educated, so knowledgeable and so charismatic that if I were ever in their presence, I would want to run from the room or bask in their glory. This week is all about preserving my wife’s right to vote. I ended up having to go to the county office to hand in her mail-in ballot application. I have this naive notion that I would just walk up and hand it in. Nice try. Weigh the issues and VOTE tomorrow. Please. If you don’t vote on Tuesday, you can’t complain on Wednesday. Additional material by Scott Mercer of B-Movie Books. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Vote for Cousin Barry tag:odeo.com,2008-11-03,23573124 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:07:05 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23528628-Send-your-Bat-or-Vampire-drawing-in-for-ARFF-Halloween-Special Hey, ARFF! viewers!  We want to put YOU on ARFF!  Well, your drawing anyway! We’re getting ready for our Batty About Bats Halloween Special and if you send us a bat or vampire drawing it could be included in the show! E-mail digital files to info@arff.tv, or snail-mail drawings to: ARFF! Batty About Bats JacketMedia.com 8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Ste110-713 Los Angeles CA 90045 USA Entries must be received by Oct. 28th!  ACT NOW! Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download PROMO: Batty About Bats Hey, ARFF! viewers!  We want to put YOU on ARFF!  Well, your drawing anyway! We’re getting ready for our Batty About Bats Halloween Special and if you send us a bat or vampire drawing it could be included in the show! E-mail digital files to info@arff.tv, or snail-mail drawings to: ARFF! Batty About Bats JacketMedia.com 8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Ste110-713 Los Angeles CA 90045 USA Entries must be received by Oct. 28th!  ACT NOW! Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download PROMO: Batty About Bats Hey, ARFF! viewers!  We want to put YOU on ARFF!  Well, your drawing anyway! We’re getting ready for our Batty About Bats Halloween Special and if you send us a bat or vampire drawing it could be included in the show! E-mail digital files to info@arff.tv, or snail-mail drawings to: ARFF! Batty About Bats JacketMedia.com 8939 S. Sepulveda Blvd., Ste110-713 Los Angeles CA 90045 USA Entries must be received by Oct. 28th!  ACT NOW! Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download PROMO: Batty About Bats tag:odeo.com,2008-10-24,23528628 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:27:44 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, News & Updates http://odeo.com/episodes/23452671-149-Nine-and-a-Half-Years The kids and I went to Target to shop for Halloween decor, ate burgers, played with dry ice and realized that half time has passed. We had snacks at the Starbucks inside the Target.  Better than having lunch at the McDonalds inside the Home Depot. Download #149: Nine and a Half Years The kids and I went to Target to shop for Halloween decor, ate burgers, played with dry ice and realized that half time has passed. We had snacks at the Starbucks inside the Target.  Better than having lunch at the McDonalds inside the Home Depot. Download #149: Nine and a Half Years The kids and I went to Target to shop for Halloween decor, ate burgers, played with dry ice and realized that half time has passed. We had snacks at the Starbucks inside the Target.  Better than having lunch at the McDonalds inside the Home Depot. Download #149: Nine and a Half Years tag:odeo.com,2008-10-04,23452671 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:48:13 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23262072-146-Three-Minutes-and-Two-Hours Today is the first day that both the kids are in school for a full day.  Wow.  Of course, I thought I’d spend much of my new free time running Hudson’s snack over to him just in the nick of time… I’m still getting my neighbor’s computer situation straightened out.  I got the impression that the internet security company didn’t want me to call, but once I did, I was on the phone for two hours.  And, I think I got nowhere… Check out Seth Harwood’s Jack Palms Crime at sethharwood. Check out Foreign Body at foreignbody.tv Download #146: Three Minutes and Two Hours Today is the first day that both the kids are in school for a full day.  Wow.  Of course, I thought I’d spend much of my new free time running Hudson’s snack over to him just in the nick of time… I’m still getting my neighbor’s computer situation straightened out.  I got the impression that the internet security company didn’t want me to call, but once I did, I was on the phone for two hours.  And, I think I got nowhere… Check out Seth Harwood’s Jack Palms Crime at sethharwood. Check out Foreign Body at foreignbody.tv Download #146: Three Minutes and Two Hours Today is the first day that both the kids are in school for a full day.  Wow.  Of course, I thought I’d spend much of my new free time running Hudson’s snack over to him just in the nick of time… I’m still getting my neighbor’s computer situation straightened out.  I got the impression that the internet security company didn’t want me to call, but once I did, I was on the phone for two hours.  And, I think I got nowhere… Check out Seth Harwood’s Jack Palms Crime at sethharwood. Check out Foreign Body at foreignbody.tv Download #146: Three Minutes and Two Hours tag:odeo.com,2008-09-08,23262072 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:18:10 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23174005-BONUS-Bitterest-Obsidian As a bonus, while I wrap up my vacation and head off to the New Media Expo, here is my contribution to J.C. Hutchins’ “7th Son: Obsidian. Also, check out mixed media magazine/site Verge of LA, which includes my “How To Meet Any Woman You Want, Guaranteed.” And, of course, meet me at Coverville 500 at Bally’s in Las Vegas this Friday, August 15th @ 7pm. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download BONUS: Bitterest Obsidian As a bonus, while I wrap up my vacation and head off to the New Media Expo, here is my contribution to J.C. Hutchins’ “7th Son: Obsidian. Also, check out mixed media magazine/site Verge of LA, which includes my “How To Meet Any Woman You Want, Guaranteed.” And, of course, meet me at Coverville 500 at Bally’s in Las Vegas this Friday, August 15th @ 7pm. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download BONUS: Bitterest Obsidian As a bonus, while I wrap up my vacation and head off to the New Media Expo, here is my contribution to J.C. Hutchins’ “7th Son: Obsidian. Also, check out mixed media magazine/site Verge of LA, which includes my “How To Meet Any Woman You Want, Guaranteed.” And, of course, meet me at Coverville 500 at Bally’s in Las Vegas this Friday, August 15th @ 7pm. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download BONUS: Bitterest Obsidian tag:odeo.com,2008-08-12,23174005 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:32:54 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/23076280-140-Breathe-In-Breathe-Out Today I talk about the shocking events at the dojo and how I need to get even more exercise (and that’s an order). Also, we tented the house this past week, which was supposed to force me to take a few days off of working and running around and worrying and all that. Instead, it turned into tenting-and-traveling-to-work. Nice. I did get the chance to interview several members of the US Olympic Swim Team for Speedo. Turns out I was being more open with them than I ever imagined… Download #140: Breathe In, Breathe Out Today I talk about the shocking events at the dojo and how I need to get even more exercise (and that’s an order). Also, we tented the house this past week, which was supposed to force me to take a few days off of working and running around and worrying and all that. Instead, it turned into tenting-and-traveling-to-work. Nice. I did get the chance to interview several members of the US Olympic Swim Team for Speedo. Turns out I was being more open with them than I ever imagined… Download #140: Breathe In, Breathe Out Today I talk about the shocking events at the dojo and how I need to get even more exercise (and that’s an order). Also, we tented the house this past week, which was supposed to force me to take a few days off of working and running around and worrying and all that. Instead, it turned into tenting-and-traveling-to-work. Nice. I did get the chance to interview several members of the US Olympic Swim Team for Speedo. Turns out I was being more open with them than I ever imagined… Download #140: Breathe In, Breathe Out tag:odeo.com,2008-07-14,23076280 Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:43:16 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22594598-135-Can-You-Answer-Your-Phone-Please I had to go to New York City. I had to bring a large video camera and tripod with me, as well as a pressed shirt and pants. We had to fly in on Monday, video tape something at the crack of dawn Tuesday, and fly back to Los Angeles. It was a perfect plan. Until I got involved… As an additional note: what someone receives a phone call placed at 7am in New York City, it is 4am in Los Angeles. Four. Sorry baby. Check out the work of Seth and Nathan Anderson at Lullskull.com  Check out 7th Son: Obsidian and The Coverville 500 Concert. Watch Lance Anderson dot com for info on Verge of LA. Pay your way through college (or at least pay for enough gas to drive by college. Once) by joining the Bitterest Pill Affiliate Program. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Can Your Answer Your Phone Please? I had to go to New York City. I had to bring a large video camera and tripod with me, as well as a pressed shirt and pants. We had to fly in on Monday, video tape something at the crack of dawn Tuesday, and fly back to Los Angeles. It was a perfect plan. Until I got involved… As an additional note: what someone receives a phone call placed at 7am in New York City, it is 4am in Los Angeles. Four. Sorry baby. Check out the work of Seth and Nathan Anderson at Lullskull.com  Check out 7th Son: Obsidian and The Coverville 500 Concert. Watch Lance Anderson dot com for info on Verge of LA. Pay your way through college (or at least pay for enough gas to drive by college. Once) by joining the Bitterest Pill Affiliate Program. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Can Your Answer Your Phone Please? I had to go to New York City. I had to bring a large video camera and tripod with me, as well as a pressed shirt and pants. We had to fly in on Monday, video tape something at the crack of dawn Tuesday, and fly back to Los Angeles. It was a perfect plan. Until I got involved… As an additional note: what someone receives a phone call placed at 7am in New York City, it is 4am in Los Angeles. Four. Sorry baby. Check out the work of Seth and Nathan Anderson at Lullskull.com  Check out 7th Son: Obsidian and The Coverville 500 Concert. Watch Lance Anderson dot com for info on Verge of LA. Pay your way through college (or at least pay for enough gas to drive by college. Once) by joining the Bitterest Pill Affiliate Program. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Can Your Answer Your Phone Please? tag:odeo.com,2008-06-08,22594598 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 09:27:36 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22440926-129-Chutes-and-Ladders This time around I discuss a startling revelation about one of my listeners. Namely, his address. All because I killed my keyboard with one of those white “magic sponge” things. I can’t seem to beat my kids at Chutes & Ladders. Ever. What is the universe trying to tell me? I tell the story of Hudson going to the dentist and Cousin Ronny’s plan to make out with girls at the Westpost Playhouse. It’s late. No picture with this post. Need to sleep. Please… Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #129: Chutes & Ladders This time around I discuss a startling revelation about one of my listeners. Namely, his address. All because I killed my keyboard with one of those white “magic sponge” things. I can’t seem to beat my kids at Chutes & Ladders. Ever. What is the universe trying to tell me? I tell the story of Hudson going to the dentist and Cousin Ronny’s plan to make out with girls at the Westpost Playhouse. It’s late. No picture with this post. Need to sleep. Please… Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #129: Chutes & Ladders This time around I discuss a startling revelation about one of my listeners. Namely, his address. All because I killed my keyboard with one of those white “magic sponge” things. I can’t seem to beat my kids at Chutes & Ladders. Ever. What is the universe trying to tell me? I tell the story of Hudson going to the dentist and Cousin Ronny’s plan to make out with girls at the Westpost Playhouse. It’s late. No picture with this post. Need to sleep. Please… Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #129: Chutes & Ladders tag:odeo.com,2008-04-20,22440926 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:04:13 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22411024-128-Boys-Still-Shoot-for-Analog Hudson sprained his ankle this week. Not to worry, only a Level One Sprain. Now, when he sprains his ankle at school, I was kind of hoping, if you’re all not too busy, you would consider calling me… Earlier this week, a actually worked. Yes, I did a, how you say, job. But, the whole thing could have fallen through at any moment, at the exact moment that I reveal that I don’t really don’t know how to do a damned thing unless I can do it sitting here at my Mac. Tim Coyne (The Hollywood Podcast) and I video taped and produced an “electronic press kit” for a baby/toddler fashion school. Luckily, it wasn’t as mind-numbing as I’d expected, thanks to the constant distraction:pairs and pairs of salt-water balloons. Not to give away too much of the story, here’s a link to the resulting video. I’d wait and watch it after listening. It make a lot more sense. Apparantly, the word I butchered is spelled “shadenfraud” THANKS ... Hudson sprained his ankle this week. Not to worry, only a Level One Sprain. Now, when he sprains his ankle at school, I was kind of hoping, if you’re all not too busy, you would consider calling me… Earlier this week, a actually worked. Yes, I did a, how you say, job. But, the whole thing could have fallen through at any moment, at the exact moment that I reveal that I don’t really don’t know how to do a damned thing unless I can do it sitting here at my Mac. Tim Coyne (The Hollywood Podcast) and I video taped and produced an “electronic press kit” for a baby/toddler fashion school. Luckily, it wasn’t as mind-numbing as I’d expected, thanks to the constant distraction:pairs and pairs of salt-water balloons. Not to give away too much of the story, here’s a link to the resulting video. I’d wait and watch it after listening. It make a lot more sense. Apparantly, the word I butchered is spelled “shadenfraud” THANKS FOR LISTENING! This episode was recorded in front of a “live” internet audience. It is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. A free, slightly abridged version is expected soon. Download 128: Boys Still Shoot for Analog? Hudson sprained his ankle this week. Not to worry, only a Level One Sprain. Now, when he sprains his ankle at school, I was kind of hoping, if you’re all not too busy, you would consider calling me… Earlier this week, a actually worked. Yes, I did a, how you say, job. But, the whole thing could have fallen through at any moment, at the exact moment that I reveal that I don’t really don’t know how to do a damned thing unless I can do it sitting here at my Mac. Tim Coyne (The Hollywood Podcast) and I video taped and produced an “electronic press kit” for a baby/toddler fashion school. Luckily, it wasn’t as mind-numbing as I’d expected, thanks to the constant distraction:pairs and pairs of salt-water balloons. Not to give away too much of the story, here’s a link to the resulting video. I’d wait and watch it after listening. It make a lot more sense. Apparantly, the word I butchered is spelled “shadenfraud” THANKS FOR LISTENING! This episode was recorded in front of a “live” internet audience. It is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers. A free, slightly abridged version is expected soon. Download 128: Boys Still Shoot for Analog? tag:odeo.com,2008-04-11,22411024 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:25:42 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22267983-127-My-Derailer-Needs-Adjusting Strange one. Started out talking innocently enough about the Today Show segment, being a stay-at-home dad when the camera are not rolling, today being tax day, which means I’ve had to come head to head with just how little I make a year, and the one day I actually talked to another parent at the park and Princess T. almost breaks her back. In part two I explain the devastating depressive spiral I had to edit out of the show. Listen, the truth is, I’m just trying to get through the next 25 minutes. Hudson and I adjusted the front derailer on my hand-me-down bicycle. You know, every once in a while, you really need to adjust your derailers. I also read a segment from my upcoming best seller. Check out “7th Son: Obsidian” and the Comedy4Cast parody of The Bitterest Pill called “The Sourest Grape.” Excellent stuff, you’ll like it. Check out the article about J.C. Hutchins and Scott Silger at Blogger and Podcaster audio player (look for the file ... Strange one. Started out talking innocently enough about the Today Show segment, being a stay-at-home dad when the camera are not rolling, today being tax day, which means I’ve had to come head to head with just how little I make a year, and the one day I actually talked to another parent at the park and Princess T. almost breaks her back. In part two I explain the devastating depressive spiral I had to edit out of the show. Listen, the truth is, I’m just trying to get through the next 25 minutes. Hudson and I adjusted the front derailer on my hand-me-down bicycle. You know, every once in a while, you really need to adjust your derailers. I also read a segment from my upcoming best seller. Check out “7th Son: Obsidian” and the Comedy4Cast parody of The Bitterest Pill called “The Sourest Grape.” Excellent stuff, you’ll like it. Check out the article about J.C. Hutchins and Scott Silger at Blogger and Podcaster audio player (look for the file called Fiction 2.0), or read it on-line. This show is currently only available to Premuim Pill subscribers. Strange one. Started out talking innocently enough about the Today Show segment, being a stay-at-home dad when the camera are not rolling, today being tax day, which means I’ve had to come head to head with just how little I make a year, and the one day I actually talked to another parent at the park and Princess T. almost breaks her back. In part two I explain the devastating depressive spiral I had to edit out of the show. Listen, the truth is, I’m just trying to get through the next 25 minutes. Hudson and I adjusted the front derailer on my hand-me-down bicycle. You know, every once in a while, you really need to adjust your derailers. I also read a segment from my upcoming best seller. Check out “7th Son: Obsidian” and the Comedy4Cast parody of The Bitterest Pill called “The Sourest Grape.” Excellent stuff, you’ll like it. Check out the article about J.C. Hutchins and Scott Silger at Blogger and Podcaster audio player (look for the file called Fiction 2.0), or read it on-line. This show is currently only available to Premuim Pill subscribers. tag:odeo.com,2008-04-07,22267983 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:23:24 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/18675253-126-Jury-Doodie-Explosive-Afternoon tag:odeo.com,2008-03-29,18675253 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:34:53 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill http://odeo.com/episodes/22203741-126-Jury-Doodie-Explosive-Afternoon Apparently, I no longer am able to automatically get out of jury duty. Great… Gotta work the system? Just slop on some Smiley Greeze!™ It works wonders! I have got to stop guzzling caffiene, eating freezer pancakes and chocolate covered coffee beans, and get a night’s sleep. And, for some reason I have some sort of major bus-riding-anxiety. I would feel more comfortable hitchhiking than getting on a public bus. When you’re doing your radio show, and you bring in some cameras and start broadcasting video, you are no longer doing a radio show. You are doing television. Fill the box, idiot! Do we really need to watch Jason Calacanis walk his dog, or Chris Pirillo read his e-mail? But guess what, the joke’s on us because we’re the ones who are watching. My daughter was accepted into H’s school. Can she please start kindergarten now, please? RIGHT NOW? I’m begging you! In part two, I discuss the explosion that almost took out my local Quizno&#821... Apparently, I no longer am able to automatically get out of jury duty. Great… Gotta work the system? Just slop on some Smiley Greeze!™ It works wonders! I have got to stop guzzling caffiene, eating freezer pancakes and chocolate covered coffee beans, and get a night’s sleep. And, for some reason I have some sort of major bus-riding-anxiety. I would feel more comfortable hitchhiking than getting on a public bus. When you’re doing your radio show, and you bring in some cameras and start broadcasting video, you are no longer doing a radio show. You are doing television. Fill the box, idiot! Do we really need to watch Jason Calacanis walk his dog, or Chris Pirillo read his e-mail? But guess what, the joke’s on us because we’re the ones who are watching. My daughter was accepted into H’s school. Can she please start kindergarten now, please? RIGHT NOW? I’m begging you! In part two, I discuss the explosion that almost took out my local Quizno’s and did take out one of Westchester’s finest. I also admit why I keep the back gate locked up tight. This program is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #126: Jury Doodie/Explosive Afternoon (abridged) Apparently, I no longer am able to automatically get out of jury duty. Great… Gotta work the system? Just slop on some Smiley Greeze!™ It works wonders! I have got to stop guzzling caffiene, eating freezer pancakes and chocolate covered coffee beans, and get a night’s sleep. And, for some reason I have some sort of major bus-riding-anxiety. I would feel more comfortable hitchhiking than getting on a public bus. When you’re doing your radio show, and you bring in some cameras and start broadcasting video, you are no longer doing a radio show. You are doing television. Fill the box, idiot! Do we really need to watch Jason Calacanis walk his dog, or Chris Pirillo read his e-mail? But guess what, the joke’s on us because we’re the ones who are watching. My daughter was accepted into H’s school. Can she please start kindergarten now, please? RIGHT NOW? I’m begging you! In part two, I discuss the explosion that almost took out my local Quizno’s and did take out one of Westchester’s finest. I also admit why I keep the back gate locked up tight. This program is currently only available to Premium Pill subscribers Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download #126: Jury Doodie/Explosive Afternoon (abridged) tag:odeo.com,2008-03-29,22203741 Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:34:53 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22165550-I-love-British-girls I got a great recommendation from a Brit cast called UK Podfinder. (If you’re visiting here from UK Podfinder, welcome! Check out the show by clicking on the “Click 2 Listen” radio on the far right) Now, of course, I have a crush on hostess Jo Laurence. You know I’ve had a weakness for females of the UK since my days as a British school boy in Gerrards Cross. Ok, true, I probably have a momentary crush on any woman that says they like my show… She/they picked a rather odd clip from the show to play, where I am being boring about how boring I was interviewing internet fashion icon Ben Sander (who gets more face time on the show than I do), but then again how do you accurately portray my brand of genius in 30 seconds? Exactly, you don’t. (oh, brother) Thanks to lovely Jo and everyone at UK Podfinder. And, Jo, if I ever return to the UK, please let me assure you that my wife lets me date other women as long as it’s over seas and she never, ever... I got a great recommendation from a Brit cast called UK Podfinder. (If you’re visiting here from UK Podfinder, welcome! Check out the show by clicking on the “Click 2 Listen” radio on the far right) Now, of course, I have a crush on hostess Jo Laurence. You know I’ve had a weakness for females of the UK since my days as a British school boy in Gerrards Cross. Ok, true, I probably have a momentary crush on any woman that says they like my show… She/they picked a rather odd clip from the show to play, where I am being boring about how boring I was interviewing internet fashion icon Ben Sander (who gets more face time on the show than I do), but then again how do you accurately portray my brand of genius in 30 seconds? Exactly, you don’t. (oh, brother) Thanks to lovely Jo and everyone at UK Podfinder. And, Jo, if I ever return to the UK, please let me assure you that my wife lets me date other women as long as it’s over seas and she never, ever finds out. Seriously. Okay, maybe “lets” is a bit strong. I did ask her and she laughed, so I’m not taking that as a “no.” Check out the episode by clicking here. I got a great recommendation from a Brit cast called UK Podfinder. (If you’re visiting here from UK Podfinder, welcome! Check out the show by clicking on the “Click 2 Listen” radio on the far right) Now, of course, I have a crush on hostess Jo Laurence. You know I’ve had a weakness for females of the UK since my days as a British school boy in Gerrards Cross. Ok, true, I probably have a momentary crush on any woman that says they like my show… She/they picked a rather odd clip from the show to play, where I am being boring about how boring I was interviewing internet fashion icon Ben Sander (who gets more face time on the show than I do), but then again how do you accurately portray my brand of genius in 30 seconds? Exactly, you don’t. (oh, brother) Thanks to lovely Jo and everyone at UK Podfinder. And, Jo, if I ever return to the UK, please let me assure you that my wife lets me date other women as long as it’s over seas and she never, ever finds out. Seriously. Okay, maybe “lets” is a bit strong. I did ask her and she laughed, so I’m not taking that as a “no.” Check out the episode by clicking here. tag:odeo.com,2008-02-18,22165550 Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:30:28 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill News & Updates http://odeo.com/episodes/18675243-120-I-Talk-About-Puppies-Melissa%E2%80%99s-Back tag:odeo.com,2008-02-17,18675243 Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:18:38 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill http://odeo.com/episodes/22166452-120-I-Talk-About-Puppies-Melissa%E2%80%99s-Back Why, why, why do I have to lose my voice every time I get even the smallest cold? Can’t you just keep your little snot-faucet of a kid home from school for a day or two so I don’t have to suck a Ludens for five days? I talk about American Idle, I ask Tim Coyne to blog about me if I commit suicide, and how you need to conduct yourself around my wife from now. I try to come clean on the truth about how I can talk about how terrible my wife is all the time. I love Chocolate Rain. This kid is my breathing brother. (58:29) The full length version of this show is currently only available to Premium Pill members. Download Melissa's Back (abridged) - from #120 Why, why, why do I have to lose my voice every time I get even the smallest cold? Can’t you just keep your little snot-faucet of a kid home from school for a day or two so I don’t have to suck a Ludens for five days? I talk about American Idle, I ask Tim Coyne to blog about me if I commit suicide, and how you need to conduct yourself around my wife from now. I try to come clean on the truth about how I can talk about how terrible my wife is all the time. I love Chocolate Rain. This kid is my breathing brother. (58:29) The full length version of this show is currently only available to Premium Pill members. Download Melissa's Back (abridged) - from #120 Why, why, why do I have to lose my voice every time I get even the smallest cold? Can’t you just keep your little snot-faucet of a kid home from school for a day or two so I don’t have to suck a Ludens for five days? I talk about American Idle, I ask Tim Coyne to blog about me if I commit suicide, and how you need to conduct yourself around my wife from now. I try to come clean on the truth about how I can talk about how terrible my wife is all the time. I love Chocolate Rain. This kid is my breathing brother. (58:29) The full length version of this show is currently only available to Premium Pill members. Download Melissa's Back (abridged) - from #120 tag:odeo.com,2008-02-16,22166452 Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:18:38 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22138842-Helga-Rules-An-Update Hello. Remember me? My name is Helga. I am the Eastern European dominatrix who performs the voice of Dan’s computer. How are you? Whatever. As you are probably guessing by now, Dan has no new episode of The Bitterest Pill for you this week. Even though he promised he would do a new show once a week, he’s already letting you down. I hope you’re not surprised. If you are surprised, you are a bigger idiot than Dan is. I am going to warn you, he is going to claim it’s because he has no voice. He will make some excuse about being sick this week, and coughing all the time, and having no voice. It’s all bull crap. He’s been yelling at those kids all week, and seemed to do that just fine… Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Helga Rules: Free Abuse Hello. Remember me? My name is Helga. I am the Eastern European dominatrix who performs the voice of Dan’s computer. How are you? Whatever. As you are probably guessing by now, Dan has no new episode of The Bitterest Pill for you this week. Even though he promised he would do a new show once a week, he’s already letting you down. I hope you’re not surprised. If you are surprised, you are a bigger idiot than Dan is. I am going to warn you, he is going to claim it’s because he has no voice. He will make some excuse about being sick this week, and coughing all the time, and having no voice. It’s all bull crap. He’s been yelling at those kids all week, and seemed to do that just fine… Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Helga Rules: Free Abuse Hello. Remember me? My name is Helga. I am the Eastern European dominatrix who performs the voice of Dan’s computer. How are you? Whatever. As you are probably guessing by now, Dan has no new episode of The Bitterest Pill for you this week. Even though he promised he would do a new show once a week, he’s already letting you down. I hope you’re not surprised. If you are surprised, you are a bigger idiot than Dan is. I am going to warn you, he is going to claim it’s because he has no voice. He will make some excuse about being sick this week, and coughing all the time, and having no voice. It’s all bull crap. He’s been yelling at those kids all week, and seemed to do that just fine… Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Helga Rules: Free Abuse tag:odeo.com,2008-02-15,22138842 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:22:28 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill News & Updates, Premium Podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/18675213-119-Drowned-in-a-River-Lined-with-Eggs tag:odeo.com,2008-02-08,18675213 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:25:28 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill http://odeo.com/episodes/22127916-119-Drowned-in-a-River-Lined-with-Eggs I encourage everyone to listen to last week’s Ben Sander interview, I finally tell the truth about my dramatic pauses, we get nostalgic about Hiro, I reveal the “HBO-ing” of Bitterest Pill. Guys need to bring back the sexy again for the very first time, again. TODAY’S FABLE: I broke the first rule of male friendship, and drowned in a river, lined with eggs. Yeah, things have changed. The “Bitterest Pill Original” (the free shows you’re currently getting) will now be once a month. 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Download 119: I Drowned in a River, Lined with Eggs I encourage everyone to listen to last week’s Ben Sander interview, I finally tell the truth about my dramatic pauses, we get nostalgic about Hiro, I reveal the “HBO-ing” of Bitterest Pill. Guys need to bring back the sexy again for the very first time, again. TODAY’S FABLE: I broke the first rule of male friendship, and drowned in a river, lined with eggs. Yeah, things have changed. The “Bitterest Pill Original” (the free shows you’re currently getting) will now be once a month. For information on the new BITTEREST PILL PREMIUM PRESCRIPTION, check out the new sign-up page. Four shows a month, guaranteed, four bucks. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download 119: I Drowned in a River, Lined with Eggs tag:odeo.com,2008-02-07,22127916 Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:25:28 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/18675193-118-It-Should-Be-20-Ben-Sander tag:odeo.com,2008-01-30,18675193 Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:47:46 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill http://odeo.com/episodes/22119754-118-It-Should-Be-20-Ben-Sander Download 118: Should Be $20/Ben Sander First we talk about Business Traveler #2, communication break downs, my interviewing skills, the truth about my dementia and the high price of Zyrtec this week. Then I talk with Brini Maxwell creator Ben Sander, my guru of mid-century chic. Check out Ben’s new on-line retail spot, Felix Populi. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! Click it! Download 118: Should Be $20/Ben Sander First we talk about Business Traveler #2, communication break downs, my interviewing skills, the truth about my dementia and the high price of Zyrtec this week. Then I talk with Brini Maxwell creator Ben Sander, my guru of mid-century chic. Check out Ben’s new on-line retail spot, Felix Populi. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! Click it! Download 118: Should Be $20/Ben Sander First we talk about Business Traveler #2, communication break downs, my interviewing skills, the truth about my dementia and the high price of Zyrtec this week. Then I talk with Brini Maxwell creator Ben Sander, my guru of mid-century chic. Check out Ben’s new on-line retail spot, Felix Populi. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! Click it! tag:odeo.com,2008-01-30,22119754 Wed, 30 Jan 2008 14:47:46 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22104088-Animal-Rescue-Force-Friends-is-now-on-line Download ARFF #1: "I'm Not Lion" The first episode of Animal Rescue Force Friends is finally on-line. Hudson is going to update the ARFF.tv website over the next couple of days, but the video is finally on the web. It’s the episode we showed at the New Media Expo in September with a few changes, a new intro and some fun sound effects. Tell the kids! Hope you enjoy it. We’re waiting for the show to hit iTunes to tell everyone how to subscribe.  This is the only episode that will come down The Pill feed.  If you don’t want it, just chuck it.  Thanks. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! Click it! Download ARFF #1: "I'm Not Lion" The first episode of Animal Rescue Force Friends is finally on-line. Hudson is going to update the ARFF.tv website over the next couple of days, but the video is finally on the web. It’s the episode we showed at the New Media Expo in September with a few changes, a new intro and some fun sound effects. Tell the kids! Hope you enjoy it. We’re waiting for the show to hit iTunes to tell everyone how to subscribe.  This is the only episode that will come down The Pill feed.  If you don’t want it, just chuck it.  Thanks. Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! 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It’s time to reevaluate how things are going, and grow the hell up. My wife and I went over our family expenses and came to a realization: we can’t afford our life. We talk about the high cost of hating television, five dollar shoes, my annoying neighbors, and…the metamorphosis. Digg This Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! Click it! Download 117: Metamorphosis We are having one of those sit down “talks” we all end up in every so often. It’s time to reevaluate how things are going, and grow the hell up. My wife and I went over our family expenses and came to a realization: we can’t afford our life. We talk about the high cost of hating television, five dollar shoes, my annoying neighbors, and…the metamorphosis. Digg This Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Episode! Click it! Download 117: Metamorphosis We are having one of those sit down “talks” we all end up in every so often. It’s time to reevaluate how things are going, and grow the hell up. 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Digg It Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This! Download Happy (it's a) New Year tag:odeo.com,2008-01-07,22156980 Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:45:30 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/22068716-Happy-Holidays-from-The-Bitterest-Pill May you be filled with the true spirit of the holidays! I’ve been battling a virus that’s going around, so my holiday podcast plans have been shot. Accept this as a visual podcast and I’ll talk to you soon. All my best to you and yours. - dK Digg It Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Download Pill Holiday Card '07 May you be filled with the true spirit of the holidays! I’ve been battling a virus that’s going around, so my holiday podcast plans have been shot. Accept this as a visual podcast and I’ll talk to you soon. All my best to you and yours. - dK Digg It Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Download Pill Holiday Card '07 May you be filled with the true spirit of the holidays! 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All my best to you and yours. - dK Digg It Powered by Gregarious (21) Share This Download Pill Holiday Card '07 tag:odeo.com,2007-12-21,22068716 Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:18:48 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/18675113-115-Suppertime-is-Here tag:odeo.com,2007-12-10,18675113 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 19:59:50 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill http://odeo.com/episodes/22021656-115-Suppertime-is-Here I was Charlie Brown, but I got letters from a secret admirer… Happy Holidays ——————————————————- Thomas Marriott, Bill Anschell, Jeff Johnson, John Bishop “Christmas Time is Here” (mp3) from “The Cool Season - An Origin Records Holiday Collection, Vol. 2″ (Origin Records) Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at Rhapsody Buy at Napster Stream from Rhapsody Buy at Amazon More On This Album Download #115: Suppertime is Here I was Charlie Brown, but I got letters from a secret admirer… Happy Holidays ——————————————————- Thomas Marriott, Bill Anschell, Jeff Johnson, John Bishop “Christmas Time is Here” (mp3) from “The Cool Season - An Origin Records Holiday Collection, Vol. 2″ (Origin Records) Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at Rhapsody Buy at Napster Stream from Rhapsody Buy at Amazon More On This Album Download #115: Suppertime is Here I was Charlie Brown, but I got letters from a secret admirer… Happy Holidays ——————————————————- Thomas Marriott, Bill Anschell, Jeff Johnson, John Bishop “Christmas Time is Here” (mp3) from “The Cool Season - An Origin Records Holiday Collection, Vol. 2″ (Origin Records) Buy at iTunes Music Store Buy at Rhapsody Buy at Napster Stream from Rhapsody Buy at Amazon More On This Album Download #115: Suppertime is Here tag:odeo.com,2007-12-10,22021656 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:59:50 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/18675063-114-Esther-Rolle-and-the-Weak-Connections tag:odeo.com,2007-11-29,18675063 Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:54:25 -0800 no The Bitterest Pill http://odeo.com/episodes/22021658-114-Esther-Rolle-and-the-Weak-Connections I can’t seem to steal a decent internet connection to save my life. But, at least I got the City of Los Angeles to take my picture, and they only charged me $500! I talk about escarole, Esther Rolle, Panera, Twitter… Download #114: Esther Rolle and the Weak Connections I can’t seem to steal a decent internet connection to save my life. But, at least I got the City of Los Angeles to take my picture, and they only charged me $500! I talk about escarole, Esther Rolle, Panera, Twitter… Download #114: Esther Rolle and the Weak Connections I can’t seem to steal a decent internet connection to save my life. But, at least I got the City of Los Angeles to take my picture, and they only charged me $500! 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Download #112: Your Wings Are Ready (EXPLICIT) EXPLICIT CONTENT THIS TIME, KIDS. We talk about Elvis Girl, Varsity Girl and the fact that I am not, nor will I ever be, Adam Ant. The song from this episdoe is C*** In My Pocket by Iggy and the Stooges. Click the song title to download, thanks to IODA/Promonet. Download #112: Your Wings Are Ready (EXPLICIT) EXPLICIT CONTENT THIS TIME, KIDS. We talk about Elvis Girl, Varsity Girl and the fact that I am not, nor will I ever be, Adam Ant. The song from this episdoe is C*** In My Pocket by Iggy and the Stooges. Click the song title to download, thanks to IODA/Promonet. Download #112: Your Wings Are Ready (EXPLICIT) tag:odeo.com,2007-10-11,22021676 Thu, 11 Oct 2007 13:38:11 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill podcast http://odeo.com/episodes/18212973-111-Two-Hours-I%E2%80%99m-Sorry tag:odeo.com,2007-10-04,18212973 Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:36:51 -0700 no The Bitterest Pill