http://odeo.com/channels/6672-PNSexplosion yes We are GAY! - gayer than the dickens! Gay comedy podcast from Chicago's Gayest neightborhood -- Boystown! We only talk about the important stuff -- like biological functions and Cher! en 40 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:19:49 -0800 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:19:49 -0800 Comedy http://odeo.com/episodes/25440289-PNS382-I-Majored-in-Fine-Arts-but-Minored-in-Jeanne-Tripplehorn-Filthy-Face On today's show we can't quite put into words why we think Jeanne Tripplehorn is so dirty. Her name certainly. Vag-like lips, check. But there's something else. Something that not even Michael Dougless could figure out via having vaginal or possibly anal intercourse (who knows which end really, except Jeanne). PNS382 On today's show we can't quite put into words why we think Jeanne Tripplehorn is so dirty. Her name certainly. Vag-like lips, check. But there's something else. Something that not even Michael Dougless could figure out via having vaginal or possibly anal intercourse (who knows which end really, except Jeanne). PNS382 On today's show we can't quite put into words why we think Jeanne Tripplehorn is so dirty. Her name certainly. Vag-like lips, check. But there's something else. Something that not even Michael Dougless could figure out via having vaginal or possibly anal intercourse (who knows which end really, except Jeanne). PNS382 tag:odeo.com,2009-11-12,25440289 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:19:49 -0800 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25419165-PNS381-mp3-version For whatever reason, my iTunes won't suck the AAC version off the feed. Here's the mp3 version, and if anyone has any tips on how to make the AAC version work let me know. Its not too big of a deal, but its fun to have the changing artwork. xoxo -Capt. Antineeel PNS381 For whatever reason, my iTunes won't suck the AAC version off the feed. Here's the mp3 version, and if anyone has any tips on how to make the AAC version work let me know. Its not too big of a deal, but its fun to have the changing artwork. xoxo -Capt. Antineeel PNS381 For whatever reason, my iTunes won't suck the AAC version off the feed. Here's the mp3 version, and if anyone has any tips on how to make the AAC version work let me know. Its not too big of a deal, but its fun to have the changing artwork. xoxo -Capt. Antineeel PNS381 tag:odeo.com,2009-11-07,25419165 Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:19:19 -0800 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25402897-PNS380-In-the-new-stude-joe We're getting our sea legs with the new stude-joe. No more pledge drive thank God. Everything is better... even the farts pick up without a dedicated Fart Mic®! It should sound better, let me know in comments if you notice a difference! PNS380 We're getting our sea legs with the new stude-joe. No more pledge drive thank God. Everything is better... even the farts pick up without a dedicated Fart Mic®! It should sound better, let me know in comments if you notice a difference! PNS380 We're getting our sea legs with the new stude-joe. No more pledge drive thank God. Everything is better... even the farts pick up without a dedicated Fart Mic®! It should sound better, let me know in comments if you notice a difference! PNS380 tag:odeo.com,2009-11-04,25402897 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:34:35 -0800 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25370107-PNS-379-last-teaser-last-push-for-helping-get-us-a-computer-that-doesn-t-suck OK! Last time with this. This is our last time to ask you to donate, and then its back to normal free episodes like we normally do. You get not only the secret show, but an extremely hot shirtless picture of our good friend Vince who was in the studio, or should i say STUD-joe. So if you hate the show but are just horny you have an incentive. You know who you am's... Sandra. If you already donated last episode you're all caught up so don't double donate.. it won't make Vince more neked, trust my girls I tried. One last thing, I invented a new character that is part Downsy, part Cher, part 40s screen siren and an Apple Genius Bar worker. So don't miss that! Last week of haggling you Secret Show 3 $5.00 Secret Shows 1,2,&3 $20.00 DVD of first 300 episodes $50.00 PNS379 OK! Last time with this. This is our last time to ask you to donate, and then its back to normal free episodes like we normally do. You get not only the secret show, but an extremely hot shirtless picture of our good friend Vince who was in the studio, or should i say STUD-joe. So if you hate the show but are just horny you have an incentive. You know who you am's... Sandra. If you already donated last episode you're all caught up so don't double donate.. it won't make Vince more neked, trust my girls I tried. One last thing, I invented a new character that is part Downsy, part Cher, part 40s screen siren and an Apple Genius Bar worker. So don't miss that! Last week of haggling you Secret Show 3 $5.00 Secret Shows 1,2,&3 $20.00 DVD of first 300 episodes $50.00 PNS379 OK! Last time with this. This is our last time to ask you to donate, and then its back to normal free episodes like we normally do. You get not only the secret show, but an extremely hot shirtless picture of our good friend Vince who was in the studio, or should i say STUD-joe. So if you hate the show but are just horny you have an incentive. You know who you am's... Sandra. If you already donated last episode you're all caught up so don't double donate.. it won't make Vince more neked, trust my girls I tried. One last thing, I invented a new character that is part Downsy, part Cher, part 40s screen siren and an Apple Genius Bar worker. So don't miss that! Last week of haggling you Secret Show 3 $5.00 Secret Shows 1,2,&3 $20.00 DVD of first 300 episodes $50.00 PNS379 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-25,25370107 Sun, 25 Oct 2009 08:56:02 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25343076-PNS378 The tension mounts this episode with a hot stallion in the stude-joe. We are shamelessly pimping Vince this week, this, the very LAST week of fundraising. If you buy this week's secret show you'll be emailed the link for the show like usual, AND an exclusive SHIRTLESS picture of Vince. OM NOM NOM. This is our last big push to get a new computer! Lets do it. And raise the rest of the money too. Last week of haggling you Secret Show 3 $5.00 Secret Shows 1,2,&3 $20.00 DVD of first 300 episodes $50.00 PNS378 The tension mounts this episode with a hot stallion in the stude-joe. We are shamelessly pimping Vince this week, this, the very LAST week of fundraising. If you buy this week's secret show you'll be emailed the link for the show like usual, AND an exclusive SHIRTLESS picture of Vince. OM NOM NOM. This is our last big push to get a new computer! Lets do it. And raise the rest of the money too. Last week of haggling you Secret Show 3 $5.00 Secret Shows 1,2,&3 $20.00 DVD of first 300 episodes $50.00 PNS378 The tension mounts this episode with a hot stallion in the stude-joe. We are shamelessly pimping Vince this week, this, the very LAST week of fundraising. If you buy this week's secret show you'll be emailed the link for the show like usual, AND an exclusive SHIRTLESS picture of Vince. OM NOM NOM. This is our last big push to get a new computer! Lets do it. And raise the rest of the money too. Last week of haggling you Secret Show 3 $5.00 Secret Shows 1,2,&3 $20.00 DVD of first 300 episodes $50.00 PNS378 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-21,25343076 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:19:28 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25312489-PNS376-Teaser-Louise Bon JOUR!! A little teaser for the secret show this week. If you already donated for show 375, then don't double donate, you're all up to speed until our next batch of tasty morsels. Oui! I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 Here's a visual hint (come to pnsexplosion.com to view) PNS376 Bon JOUR!! A little teaser for the secret show this week. If you already donated for show 375, then don't double donate, you're all up to speed until our next batch of tasty morsels. Oui! I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 Here's a visual hint (come to pnsexplosion.com to view) PNS376 Bon JOUR!! A little teaser for the secret show this week. If you already donated for show 375, then don't double donate, you're all up to speed until our next batch of tasty morsels. Oui! I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 Here's a visual hint (come to pnsexplosion.com to view) PNS376 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-19,25312489 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:15:37 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25298838-PNS375 Hello my sweets. You know the story right? Computer-- getting old and doing the equivalent of regularly sneeze sharting and loading its depends. We want to be able to give you something in return for your generous donations. So this week Pat had the idea of giving the second Secret Show away for a pledge of 5 dollars if you bought the first one. I'm going to go a step further folks, and give it to everyone for the low value-buster price of 5 USD or BOTH Secret Shows for 15USD. I have to say that the secret show this week is REDICK and almost an hour and features America's Podcast Curmudgeon®. Its like a Slap Chop, except instead of a Slap Chop its a hand and instead of an onion, its my ass. Brits, Europeans and tip of Africa and our 5 Saudi listeners, now's the time to buy what with the US dollar shredded and used as kitty litter in your country. Also available is the DVD which this week is its separate menu item which might mean 2 transactions if you want both. Just thought it woul... Hello my sweets. You know the story right? Computer-- getting old and doing the equivalent of regularly sneeze sharting and loading its depends. We want to be able to give you something in return for your generous donations. So this week Pat had the idea of giving the second Secret Show away for a pledge of 5 dollars if you bought the first one. I'm going to go a step further folks, and give it to everyone for the low value-buster price of 5 USD or BOTH Secret Shows for 15USD. I have to say that the secret show this week is REDICK and almost an hour and features America's Podcast Curmudgeon®. Its like a Slap Chop, except instead of a Slap Chop its a hand and instead of an onion, its my ass. Brits, Europeans and tip of Africa and our 5 Saudi listeners, now's the time to buy what with the US dollar shredded and used as kitty litter in your country. Also available is the DVD which this week is its separate menu item which might mean 2 transactions if you want both. Just thought it would make it a little less convoluted. If you're reading this on your ipod, come on over to PNSexplosion.com to donate! Once you donate we'll email you back right away with the secret show link, and mail off the DVDs if you order them too. I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 PNS375 Hello my sweets. You know the story right? Computer-- getting old and doing the equivalent of regularly sneeze sharting and loading its depends. We want to be able to give you something in return for your generous donations. So this week Pat had the idea of giving the second Secret Show away for a pledge of 5 dollars if you bought the first one. I'm going to go a step further folks, and give it to everyone for the low value-buster price of 5 USD or BOTH Secret Shows for 15USD. I have to say that the secret show this week is REDICK and almost an hour and features America's Podcast Curmudgeon®. Its like a Slap Chop, except instead of a Slap Chop its a hand and instead of an onion, its my ass. Brits, Europeans and tip of Africa and our 5 Saudi listeners, now's the time to buy what with the US dollar shredded and used as kitty litter in your country. Also available is the DVD which this week is its separate menu item which might mean 2 transactions if you want both. Just thought it would make it a little less convoluted. If you're reading this on your ipod, come on over to PNSexplosion.com to donate! Once you donate we'll email you back right away with the secret show link, and mail off the DVDs if you order them too. I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 PNS375 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-16,25298838 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:05:58 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? chaka khan, slap chop, Greer Childers http://odeo.com/episodes/25296581-PNS375 Hello my sweets. You know the story right? Computer-- getting old and doing the equivalent of regularly sneeze sharting and loading its depends. We want to be able to give you something in return for your generous donations. So this week Pat had the idea of giving the second Secret Show away for a pledge of 5 dollars if you bought the first one. I'm going to go a step further folks, and give it to everyone for the low value-buster price of 5 USD or BOTH Secret Shows for 15USD. I have to say that the secret show this week is REDICK and almost an hour and features America's Podcast Curmudgeon®. Its like a Slap Chop, except instead of a Slap Chop its a hand and instead of an onion, its my ass. Brits, Europeans and tip of Africa and our 5 Saudi listeners, nows the time to buy what with the US dollar shredded and used as kitty litter in your country. Also available is the DVD which this week is its separate menu item which might mean 2 transactions if you want both. Just thought it would... Hello my sweets. You know the story right? Computer-- getting old and doing the equivalent of regularly sneeze sharting and loading its depends. We want to be able to give you something in return for your generous donations. So this week Pat had the idea of giving the second Secret Show away for a pledge of 5 dollars if you bought the first one. I'm going to go a step further folks, and give it to everyone for the low value-buster price of 5 USD or BOTH Secret Shows for 15USD. I have to say that the secret show this week is REDICK and almost an hour and features America's Podcast Curmudgeon®. Its like a Slap Chop, except instead of a Slap Chop its a hand and instead of an onion, its my ass. Brits, Europeans and tip of Africa and our 5 Saudi listeners, nows the time to buy what with the US dollar shredded and used as kitty litter in your country. Also available is the DVD which this week is its separate menu item which might mean 2 transactions if you want both. Just thought it would make it a little less convoluted. If you're reading this on your ipod, come on over to PNSexplosion.com to donate! Once you donate we'll email you back right away with the secret show link, and mail off the DVDs if you order them too. I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 PNS375 Hello my sweets. You know the story right? Computer-- getting old and doing the equivalent of regularly sneeze sharting and loading its depends. We want to be able to give you something in return for your generous donations. So this week Pat had the idea of giving the second Secret Show away for a pledge of 5 dollars if you bought the first one. I'm going to go a step further folks, and give it to everyone for the low value-buster price of 5 USD or BOTH Secret Shows for 15USD. I have to say that the secret show this week is REDICK and almost an hour and features America's Podcast Curmudgeon®. Its like a Slap Chop, except instead of a Slap Chop its a hand and instead of an onion, its my ass. Brits, Europeans and tip of Africa and our 5 Saudi listeners, nows the time to buy what with the US dollar shredded and used as kitty litter in your country. Also available is the DVD which this week is its separate menu item which might mean 2 transactions if you want both. Just thought it would make it a little less convoluted. If you're reading this on your ipod, come on over to PNSexplosion.com to donate! Once you donate we'll email you back right away with the secret show link, and mail off the DVDs if you order them too. I want to donate! Secret Show #2 $5.00 Secret Shows #1&2 $15.00 DVDs of first 300 shows $50.00 PNS375 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-16,25296581 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:15:55 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? chaka khan, slap chop, Greer Childers http://odeo.com/episodes/25267694-PNS-373-A-li-l-teaser An amuse bouche for our secret show if you havent already downloaded it (only one secret show, so don't double donate)! Donate 10 for that, or 60 USD for the DVD of the first 300 episodes AND the secret show! WOW! I know, it makes you want to claw your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon. If you live outside of the US, why not donate while the dollar is tanking? Thanks Bush! Thanks surprisingly apathetic Obama! Once you donate, we'll send you the link and the mail you the DVDs if you order that too! Did we mention we love you? We do. Hard and junk. I want to donate! Secret Show $10.00 Secret Show + 300 episode DVD! $60.00 [Update-- oops, here it is] PNS373 An amuse bouche for our secret show if you havent already downloaded it (only one secret show, so don't double donate)! Donate 10 for that, or 60 USD for the DVD of the first 300 episodes AND the secret show! WOW! I know, it makes you want to claw your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon. If you live outside of the US, why not donate while the dollar is tanking? Thanks Bush! Thanks surprisingly apathetic Obama! Once you donate, we'll send you the link and the mail you the DVDs if you order that too! Did we mention we love you? We do. Hard and junk. I want to donate! Secret Show $10.00 Secret Show + 300 episode DVD! $60.00 [Update-- oops, here it is] PNS373 An amuse bouche for our secret show if you havent already downloaded it (only one secret show, so don't double donate)! Donate 10 for that, or 60 USD for the DVD of the first 300 episodes AND the secret show! WOW! I know, it makes you want to claw your eyes out with a grapefruit spoon. If you live outside of the US, why not donate while the dollar is tanking? Thanks Bush! Thanks surprisingly apathetic Obama! Once you donate, we'll send you the link and the mail you the DVDs if you order that too! Did we mention we love you? We do. Hard and junk. I want to donate! Secret Show $10.00 Secret Show + 300 episode DVD! $60.00 [Update-- oops, here it is] PNS373 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-11,25267694 Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:30:31 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25251214-PNS-372 Our computer is getting old. OLD! And unresponsive. And a chore to use. We are so grateful for all of you who listen, so this is completely optional, but we wanted to give something to those of you who donate. So, a secret special episode has been recorded and available for those of you who donate 10 dollars, and if you haven't yet bought the DVD can get bofe at once with a 60 dollar donation! We will email you the secret special link to the show after you donate and send you a DVD if you order that too! Cher is on that episode, and I think I talk a lot about motorboating! I want to donate! Secret Show $10.00 Secret Show + 300 episode DVD! $60.00 PNS372 Our computer is getting old. OLD! And unresponsive. And a chore to use. We are so grateful for all of you who listen, so this is completely optional, but we wanted to give something to those of you who donate. So, a secret special episode has been recorded and available for those of you who donate 10 dollars, and if you haven't yet bought the DVD can get bofe at once with a 60 dollar donation! We will email you the secret special link to the show after you donate and send you a DVD if you order that too! Cher is on that episode, and I think I talk a lot about motorboating! I want to donate! Secret Show $10.00 Secret Show + 300 episode DVD! $60.00 PNS372 Our computer is getting old. OLD! And unresponsive. And a chore to use. We are so grateful for all of you who listen, so this is completely optional, but we wanted to give something to those of you who donate. So, a secret special episode has been recorded and available for those of you who donate 10 dollars, and if you haven't yet bought the DVD can get bofe at once with a 60 dollar donation! We will email you the secret special link to the show after you donate and send you a DVD if you order that too! Cher is on that episode, and I think I talk a lot about motorboating! I want to donate! Secret Show $10.00 Secret Show + 300 episode DVD! $60.00 PNS372 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-07,25251214 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:43:42 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25235863-PNS371 PNS371 PNS371 PNS371 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-05,25235863 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:17:28 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? blood farts, wine farts. gifts for Noah http://odeo.com/episodes/25221789-PNS-370-old-school Just me and Pat shooting the shit. Literally. PNS370 Just me and Pat shooting the shit. Literally. PNS370 Just me and Pat shooting the shit. Literally. PNS370 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-02,25221789 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:00:42 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? retarded, Kim Vo, tardy for the party, Kim Kolciak http://odeo.com/episodes/25215950-PNS-369 My friend had a friend who was sixty nineing her boyfriend and she came so hard she pooped on his forehead. True story. PNS369 My friend had a friend who was sixty nineing her boyfriend and she came so hard she pooped on his forehead. True story. PNS369 My friend had a friend who was sixty nineing her boyfriend and she came so hard she pooped on his forehead. True story. PNS369 tag:odeo.com,2009-10-01,25215950 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:54:05 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/25192468-Pee-Ehn-Ess-368 PNS368 PNS368 PNS368 tag:odeo.com,2009-09-26,25192468 Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:29:29 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? tardy for the party http://odeo.com/episodes/25161035-PNS367 PNS367 PNS367 PNS367 tag:odeo.com,2009-09-21,25161035 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:06:16 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? Feels like I'm walking on sunshine http://odeo.com/episodes/25137171-PNS-366 Tight Bottom Prince, your chariot has come. PNS366 Tight Bottom Prince, your chariot has come. PNS366 Tight Bottom Prince, your chariot has come. PNS366 tag:odeo.com,2009-09-16,25137171 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:17:19 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? Cheese Like the Wind http://odeo.com/episodes/25126446-PNS-trescientos-sesenta-y-cinco PNS365 PNS365 PNS365 tag:odeo.com,2009-09-14,25126446 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:00:35 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? aye aye http://odeo.com/episodes/25108861-PNS-364 PNS364 PNS364 PNS364 tag:odeo.com,2009-09-11,25108861 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:44:33 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? mommy gets multi-ball http://odeo.com/episodes/25032736-PNS363 PNS363 PNS363 PNS363 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-27,25032736 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:47:34 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? Ann Coulter's gaping gyne http://odeo.com/episodes/24982300-PNS362 PNS362 PNS362 PNS362 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-18,24982300 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:33:08 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? a lady knows her business http://odeo.com/episodes/24944148-PNS361 PNS361 PNS361 PNS361 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-11,24944148 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:25:01 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24933440-PNS360 PNS360 PNS360 PNS360 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-09,24933440 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 08:24:00 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24925334-PNS359 PNS359 PNS359 PNS359 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-07,24925334 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:31:12 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24901280-PNS358 PNS358 PNS358 PNS358 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-02,24901280 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:33:13 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24901281-PNS357 PNS357 PNS357 PNS357 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-02,24901281 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:32:46 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24901282-PNS356 PNS356 PNS356 PNS356 tag:odeo.com,2009-08-02,24901282 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:32:23 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24867037-PNS355 PNS355 PNS355 PNS355 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-26,24867037 Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:46:09 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24785545-PNS352 PNS 352 show notes -- A touching mother and daughter moment as Cher and Chazzy talk about her transition from big fat lesbo to smokin' hot man and flick through the cock catalogue together. So sweet! What will become of Chazzy’s enormous tits? Cher has some crafty ideas. But first, some breaking news from the PNSexplosion dot-matrix fax machine: Princess Diana is dead. Patrick Swayze: still alive. Pamela Anderson: 42, puffy and yellow. Farrah, Michael Jesus Juice, Ed McMahon, and Karl Malden: dead, dead, dead, and dead. Catherine Zeta Jones: delicious. So, Chazzy’s losing weight before having a roll of Bisquick Three-Cheese biscuit dough attached. From Fred Flintstone to Fred Savage courtesy of Edward Scissorhands. On rollerskates. Or something. Is it just about plumbing or is there more to it? Does it cost more to get a six-pack put in? Goddammit, I wish Sonny was here, the sonofabitch. Noah wants to do away with the plumbing and celebrate the intergender. Pat has a view, too. What... PNS 352 show notes -- A touching mother and daughter moment as Cher and Chazzy talk about her transition from big fat lesbo to smokin' hot man and flick through the cock catalogue together. So sweet! What will become of Chazzy’s enormous tits? Cher has some crafty ideas. But first, some breaking news from the PNSexplosion dot-matrix fax machine: Princess Diana is dead. Patrick Swayze: still alive. Pamela Anderson: 42, puffy and yellow. Farrah, Michael Jesus Juice, Ed McMahon, and Karl Malden: dead, dead, dead, and dead. Catherine Zeta Jones: delicious. So, Chazzy’s losing weight before having a roll of Bisquick Three-Cheese biscuit dough attached. From Fred Flintstone to Fred Savage courtesy of Edward Scissorhands. On rollerskates. Or something. Is it just about plumbing or is there more to it? Does it cost more to get a six-pack put in? Goddammit, I wish Sonny was here, the sonofabitch. Noah wants to do away with the plumbing and celebrate the intergender. Pat has a view, too. What do you think, listeners? It was all about Pride in the Chicago, a womanly celebration of gayzness and intergenderness and biness. Are even they things? After four martinis, it was fab-u-lous. There may have been some listeners, and the Pride moms were there again. Next year: PNS on Segways. Rob ended up in a cab with some random who made Chazzy look girly and had trouble at Hamburger Mary’s when he started booing her. Ladies and gentlemen: Liza Minnelli. She has many, thrilling, complex emotions about Michael’s death. Sadness, madness, badness, giggles. She knows all about pills and death. And cabaret! Cher got to talk about her sequined socks. And Celine, well, she’s just delusional. Is that Carol Channing? Is it hot in here or what? Definitely crazy. Time for “Beat It” delivered in the way that only the PNSexplosion can. Loud and dirtyPNS352 PNS 352 show notes -- A touching mother and daughter moment as Cher and Chazzy talk about her transition from big fat lesbo to smokin' hot man and flick through the cock catalogue together. So sweet! What will become of Chazzy’s enormous tits? Cher has some crafty ideas. But first, some breaking news from the PNSexplosion dot-matrix fax machine: Princess Diana is dead. Patrick Swayze: still alive. Pamela Anderson: 42, puffy and yellow. Farrah, Michael Jesus Juice, Ed McMahon, and Karl Malden: dead, dead, dead, and dead. Catherine Zeta Jones: delicious. So, Chazzy’s losing weight before having a roll of Bisquick Three-Cheese biscuit dough attached. From Fred Flintstone to Fred Savage courtesy of Edward Scissorhands. On rollerskates. Or something. Is it just about plumbing or is there more to it? Does it cost more to get a six-pack put in? Goddammit, I wish Sonny was here, the sonofabitch. Noah wants to do away with the plumbing and celebrate the intergender. Pat has a view, too. What do you think, listeners? It was all about Pride in the Chicago, a womanly celebration of gayzness and intergenderness and biness. Are even they things? After four martinis, it was fab-u-lous. There may have been some listeners, and the Pride moms were there again. Next year: PNS on Segways. Rob ended up in a cab with some random who made Chazzy look girly and had trouble at Hamburger Mary’s when he started booing her. Ladies and gentlemen: Liza Minnelli. She has many, thrilling, complex emotions about Michael’s death. Sadness, madness, badness, giggles. She knows all about pills and death. And cabaret! Cher got to talk about her sequined socks. And Celine, well, she’s just delusional. Is that Carol Channing? Is it hot in here or what? Definitely crazy. Time for “Beat It” delivered in the way that only the PNSexplosion can. Loud and dirtyPNS352 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-12,24785545 Sun, 12 Jul 2009 05:32:47 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24785544-Pat-Learns-the-Origins-of-Tenderoni PNS354 PNS354 PNS354 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-12,24785544 Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:50:00 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24782560-PNS351-Liza-two-Chers-and-a-Boniva-shake Show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. I am enjoying some down time by playing bingo. For those times when you can’t wait for a hangover, drink Penguin wine. One sip changes everything! And, yes – it does mess with your bloods. Rob’s working on a torch song for his next cabaret show that will mess with your mind. Happy birthday, Judy Garland! Ladies and gentlemen: Liza Minnelli. And Cher, dishing out the Premorin and the Boniva. So many memories. Well, what’s left of them. Gaw, did you see Lorna Luft’s gold lamé gunt in Grease 2?You can email Cher at wrought-iron-crosses848@aol.com, but she’s only gonna read it if someone can help her press the buttons. She’s busy in her sensory depravation tank. You have to see “The Incredible Shrinking Woman”! Lily Tomlin flips bacon and yells at Concepcion in the garbage disposal. It wasn’t Austin Scarlett taking a dump at Sidetracks. It was another Austin. Aren’t you relieved? He was. A listener calls to say the words, “Mel Gibson.” S... Show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. I am enjoying some down time by playing bingo. For those times when you can’t wait for a hangover, drink Penguin wine. One sip changes everything! And, yes – it does mess with your bloods. Rob’s working on a torch song for his next cabaret show that will mess with your mind. Happy birthday, Judy Garland! Ladies and gentlemen: Liza Minnelli. And Cher, dishing out the Premorin and the Boniva. So many memories. Well, what’s left of them. Gaw, did you see Lorna Luft’s gold lamé gunt in Grease 2?You can email Cher at wrought-iron-crosses848@aol.com, but she’s only gonna read it if someone can help her press the buttons. She’s busy in her sensory depravation tank. You have to see “The Incredible Shrinking Woman”! Lily Tomlin flips bacon and yells at Concepcion in the garbage disposal. It wasn’t Austin Scarlett taking a dump at Sidetracks. It was another Austin. Aren’t you relieved? He was. A listener calls to say the words, “Mel Gibson.” Sugar tits! Noah says he doesn’t care but still comes up with an opinion. Hurrah! Penguin Wine will get those dingleberries off your ass in seconds. Pat shares his ass-wiping secrets. Another caller accidentally played the show with the VAG wiping stick and that lovely “Don’t Stop Queefing” song in front of a patient. Awkward! What was your most awkward moment? Martha Stewart is awkward, makes her guests feel awkward and still her audience loves it. Or they’re too scared to admit they don’t. Summer’s here and that means one thing: boyfriends. I’d like Christopher Meloni to be my boyfriend. Some great 80s movies: “Just One of the Guys,” “Last American Virgin” and “My Tutor.” Netflix ‘em, kids. Cher gets a little cranky because she needs a Premorin shake and a different wig. A lovely song about pissing your pants to finish up. Call the comment line 206-888-GAYZ real soon, won’t you? Legs eleven! PNS351 Show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. I am enjoying some down time by playing bingo. For those times when you can’t wait for a hangover, drink Penguin wine. One sip changes everything! And, yes – it does mess with your bloods. Rob’s working on a torch song for his next cabaret show that will mess with your mind. Happy birthday, Judy Garland! Ladies and gentlemen: Liza Minnelli. And Cher, dishing out the Premorin and the Boniva. So many memories. Well, what’s left of them. Gaw, did you see Lorna Luft’s gold lamé gunt in Grease 2?You can email Cher at wrought-iron-crosses848@aol.com, but she’s only gonna read it if someone can help her press the buttons. She’s busy in her sensory depravation tank. You have to see “The Incredible Shrinking Woman”! Lily Tomlin flips bacon and yells at Concepcion in the garbage disposal. It wasn’t Austin Scarlett taking a dump at Sidetracks. It was another Austin. Aren’t you relieved? He was. A listener calls to say the words, “Mel Gibson.” Sugar tits! Noah says he doesn’t care but still comes up with an opinion. Hurrah! Penguin Wine will get those dingleberries off your ass in seconds. Pat shares his ass-wiping secrets. Another caller accidentally played the show with the VAG wiping stick and that lovely “Don’t Stop Queefing” song in front of a patient. Awkward! What was your most awkward moment? Martha Stewart is awkward, makes her guests feel awkward and still her audience loves it. Or they’re too scared to admit they don’t. Summer’s here and that means one thing: boyfriends. I’d like Christopher Meloni to be my boyfriend. Some great 80s movies: “Just One of the Guys,” “Last American Virgin” and “My Tutor.” Netflix ‘em, kids. Cher gets a little cranky because she needs a Premorin shake and a different wig. A lovely song about pissing your pants to finish up. Call the comment line 206-888-GAYZ real soon, won’t you? Legs eleven! PNS351 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-11,24782560 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:53:24 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? David J's injection à chaud de viande bovine http://odeo.com/episodes/24760340-PNS353 PNS353 PNS353 PNS353 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-06,24760340 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:40:01 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24748640-PNS352 PNS352 PNS352 PNS352 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-03,24748640 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 07:39:00 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? http://odeo.com/episodes/24748641-PNS351 PNS351 PNS351 PNS351 tag:odeo.com,2009-07-02,24748641 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:39:04 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? David J's injection à chaud de viande bovine http://odeo.com/episodes/24738607-PNS349-Noah-Fakes-Analphylactic-Shock-again PNS 349 -- Hello. Is this 4215 Pussy Way? I’m Kathleen Turner. Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you? I think this summer’s gonna be off the hook. If no one has to poop at the Jewel during Pride and Pat can keep his illnesses at bay and his jungle fever under control, then you can bet it’ll be off the hizzy! If a hand job isn’t going to get you across the line, it’s time to rack it up a notch and get yourself some Full-Blown Anal, now available in freshmint, hazelnut and craisin. Yummers! A call from the nation’s crapital to the nation’s number one source for podiatry information: what to do about a broken toe? Do what a drag queen does when she has to tuck: tape it up! Don’t forget to pack your travel douche. Check out the new PNS vidjoes on the YouTube, and watch for more on the way this summer with everyone in them, schedules permitting. Maybe there’s a small role for me. You know I’m not working. Which One Note Sally is more irritating: Amy Adams or Kristin Chenowe... PNS 349 -- Hello. Is this 4215 Pussy Way? I’m Kathleen Turner. Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you? I think this summer’s gonna be off the hook. If no one has to poop at the Jewel during Pride and Pat can keep his illnesses at bay and his jungle fever under control, then you can bet it’ll be off the hizzy! If a hand job isn’t going to get you across the line, it’s time to rack it up a notch and get yourself some Full-Blown Anal, now available in freshmint, hazelnut and craisin. Yummers! A call from the nation’s crapital to the nation’s number one source for podiatry information: what to do about a broken toe? Do what a drag queen does when she has to tuck: tape it up! Don’t forget to pack your travel douche. Check out the new PNS vidjoes on the YouTube, and watch for more on the way this summer with everyone in them, schedules permitting. Maybe there’s a small role for me. You know I’m not working. Which One Note Sally is more irritating: Amy Adams or Kristin Chenoweth? Noah fakes anaphylactic shock just for the free epinephrine and the ride home in the ambulance. He’s a smart boy. This weather is bullshit. I’m gonna make a brand new start of it in old Den-ver. And if you could make it there, you really could make it anywhere. Do you think I could make it there? I used to be box-office gold but then there was that whole V.I. Warshawski thing and now small children point at my face in the street, and not in a good way. Speaking of moon-faced ladies hauling themselves out of a swamp of failure, what’s Cybill Shepherd up to? Sittin’ around still seething about Bruce Willis’ and Christine Baranski’s talent. Ooh -- 3-D porn! Does it make Full-Blown Anal any look prettier? More anal-y? Another call, this time from Florida. A woman comes into the store and uses testers to put all her make-up on. Christ! I’ve been there, you know. What did you buy on cassingle? Pat says he isn’t a music person. Rob had an Anita Baker single. Noah bought Tiffany’s “I Think We’re Alone Now.” I owned that one, too, but it was a vinyl 45 and sung by Tommy James & the Shondells. A big Highway to Heaven finish. I’ve had so much fun. If you need a larger lady with a beejer voice, give my agent a call. Please. PNS349 PNS 349 -- Hello. Is this 4215 Pussy Way? I’m Kathleen Turner. Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-fuck-you? I think this summer’s gonna be off the hook. If no one has to poop at the Jewel during Pride and Pat can keep his illnesses at bay and his jungle fever under control, then you can bet it’ll be off the hizzy! If a hand job isn’t going to get you across the line, it’s time to rack it up a notch and get yourself some Full-Blown Anal, now available in freshmint, hazelnut and craisin. Yummers! A call from the nation’s crapital to the nation’s number one source for podiatry information: what to do about a broken toe? Do what a drag queen does when she has to tuck: tape it up! Don’t forget to pack your travel douche. Check out the new PNS vidjoes on the YouTube, and watch for more on the way this summer with everyone in them, schedules permitting. Maybe there’s a small role for me. You know I’m not working. Which One Note Sally is more irritating: Amy Adams or Kristin Chenoweth? Noah fakes anaphylactic shock just for the free epinephrine and the ride home in the ambulance. He’s a smart boy. This weather is bullshit. I’m gonna make a brand new start of it in old Den-ver. And if you could make it there, you really could make it anywhere. Do you think I could make it there? I used to be box-office gold but then there was that whole V.I. Warshawski thing and now small children point at my face in the street, and not in a good way. Speaking of moon-faced ladies hauling themselves out of a swamp of failure, what’s Cybill Shepherd up to? Sittin’ around still seething about Bruce Willis’ and Christine Baranski’s talent. Ooh -- 3-D porn! Does it make Full-Blown Anal any look prettier? More anal-y? Another call, this time from Florida. A woman comes into the store and uses testers to put all her make-up on. Christ! I’ve been there, you know. What did you buy on cassingle? Pat says he isn’t a music person. Rob had an Anita Baker single. Noah bought Tiffany’s “I Think We’re Alone Now.” I owned that one, too, but it was a vinyl 45 and sung by Tommy James & the Shondells. A big Highway to Heaven finish. I’ve had so much fun. If you need a larger lady with a beejer voice, give my agent a call. Please. PNS349 tag:odeo.com,2009-06-26,24738607 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:34:58 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? prednisone, moonface, oh here it is, Vagine Warshawski, bj voice http://odeo.com/episodes/24738608-PNS350 PNS 350 show notes -- Ay Dios mio! Welcome to the Hotel Carradine. I am your maid, Concepcion. Ay, another auto-erotic asphyxiation! If that’s what chew want to call it. I call it chust another mess to clean up. Too soon? Why don’t chew come and help me, si? Chew wanna? The Octom-Mom, she wants 8 more babies, and the John and Kate want 8 more inches. Go figure! Direct from Your Number One Source for Farrah Fawcett News: she’s still alive. Please enjoy delicious Penguin Wine. It gives you the instant hangover, and also removes the nail polish. Hey, DJ Douche, why you gotta play the music so loud? Is makin’ us all loco, si? Patrick, he try to make the video from the IML and some goddamn douche report him for having the gayporn in the background. You can suck, meester. Noah has a good idea for the video with the Heavenly Bodies. He make you laugh so hard. Ay! At the Tonys, Liza sounded like beef jerky. She won another Tony, which she’ll stick straight into Angela Lansbury’s cooter. She... PNS 350 show notes -- Ay Dios mio! Welcome to the Hotel Carradine. I am your maid, Concepcion. Ay, another auto-erotic asphyxiation! If that’s what chew want to call it. I call it chust another mess to clean up. Too soon? Why don’t chew come and help me, si? Chew wanna? The Octom-Mom, she wants 8 more babies, and the John and Kate want 8 more inches. Go figure! Direct from Your Number One Source for Farrah Fawcett News: she’s still alive. Please enjoy delicious Penguin Wine. It gives you the instant hangover, and also removes the nail polish. Hey, DJ Douche, why you gotta play the music so loud? Is makin’ us all loco, si? Patrick, he try to make the video from the IML and some goddamn douche report him for having the gayporn in the background. You can suck, meester. Noah has a good idea for the video with the Heavenly Bodies. He make you laugh so hard. Ay! At the Tonys, Liza sounded like beef jerky. She won another Tony, which she’ll stick straight into Angela Lansbury’s cooter. She really gotta hit the casino circuit because announcing winners is not her thing. Did chew see that guy from Poison smack his nose into the set? Ay! He got pissed off because the Tony people didn’t issue a note of concern. That’s because he’s a joke and they don’t care. Don’t tell Pat to dare to dream. It’s just not gonna happen. Rob’s going to New York City to see some shows. Just booking the tickets will win Doug a Jeff award. Cameron Diaz is happy to stay childless. Good for her. Somewhere, there’s someone called Sydney Greenbush, and leetle Katie Holmes can’t wait to get dancing again. What the hell was Carrie Fisher wearing at the Tonys? Is shes on the Kelly Clarkson diet? I tell you: puffy. Chew know that 72-year-old woman that got taysed? She was ornery, but the guy that did it was a douche. Don’t tayse me, bra! I don’t need it! OK: the DVDs are on their way to chew, and chew can give the PNS boys constant diarahhae by dropping some loot into the PayPal account. Please call the comment on 206 888 GAYZ and leave chour message. See you real soon at the Hotel David Carraindine. Such a lovely place. Wear your Spanks! PNS350 PNS 350 show notes -- Ay Dios mio! Welcome to the Hotel Carradine. I am your maid, Concepcion. Ay, another auto-erotic asphyxiation! If that’s what chew want to call it. I call it chust another mess to clean up. Too soon? Why don’t chew come and help me, si? Chew wanna? The Octom-Mom, she wants 8 more babies, and the John and Kate want 8 more inches. Go figure! Direct from Your Number One Source for Farrah Fawcett News: she’s still alive. Please enjoy delicious Penguin Wine. It gives you the instant hangover, and also removes the nail polish. Hey, DJ Douche, why you gotta play the music so loud? Is makin’ us all loco, si? Patrick, he try to make the video from the IML and some goddamn douche report him for having the gayporn in the background. You can suck, meester. Noah has a good idea for the video with the Heavenly Bodies. He make you laugh so hard. Ay! At the Tonys, Liza sounded like beef jerky. She won another Tony, which she’ll stick straight into Angela Lansbury’s cooter. She really gotta hit the casino circuit because announcing winners is not her thing. Did chew see that guy from Poison smack his nose into the set? Ay! He got pissed off because the Tony people didn’t issue a note of concern. That’s because he’s a joke and they don’t care. Don’t tell Pat to dare to dream. It’s just not gonna happen. Rob’s going to New York City to see some shows. Just booking the tickets will win Doug a Jeff award. Cameron Diaz is happy to stay childless. Good for her. Somewhere, there’s someone called Sydney Greenbush, and leetle Katie Holmes can’t wait to get dancing again. What the hell was Carrie Fisher wearing at the Tonys? Is shes on the Kelly Clarkson diet? I tell you: puffy. Chew know that 72-year-old woman that got taysed? She was ornery, but the guy that did it was a douche. Don’t tayse me, bra! I don’t need it! OK: the DVDs are on their way to chew, and chew can give the PNS boys constant diarahhae by dropping some loot into the PayPal account. Please call the comment on 206 888 GAYZ and leave chour message. See you real soon at the Hotel David Carraindine. Such a lovely place. Wear your Spanks! PNS350 tag:odeo.com,2009-06-21,24738608 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 05:03:06 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? where's 349 http://odeo.com/episodes/24674341-PNS348-Lisa-Rinna-s-downstair-lips PNS 348 -- Hey, y’all! My gorgeous hubby borrowed the forklift from work and unwedged me out of our trailer for the day. I’m so fucking happy! Praise Jesus. Noah’s trailer – I mean, apartment, doesn’t smell like grandma’s gyne. He’s making eggplant dip. Fancy! He’ll need a ton of mayo and some Cheetos with that. Does AZT make your hair fall out like chemo? Or just Tom Hanks’ in Phila. Delphia. Maybe it was the stress of having that Speedy Paella Gonzales boyfriend. Check out the superstar powerhouse of talent on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Outta My Groin”: Lou Diamond Phillips, Frangela, Torrie Wilson, John Salley, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Stephen Baldwin, Janice Dickinson and Sanjaya. Oh – and Patti Blagojevich. Never let Janice off the island. Please. Watch Pat’s video at IML and Pat and Rob’s new trailer trashing videos on the PNSexplosion site on YouTube. They’re real funny. Noah saw people having full-blown anal at IML. Was it Rob? Was it Eric? Hmmm? While those guys were having ... PNS 348 -- Hey, y’all! My gorgeous hubby borrowed the forklift from work and unwedged me out of our trailer for the day. I’m so fucking happy! Praise Jesus. Noah’s trailer – I mean, apartment, doesn’t smell like grandma’s gyne. He’s making eggplant dip. Fancy! He’ll need a ton of mayo and some Cheetos with that. Does AZT make your hair fall out like chemo? Or just Tom Hanks’ in Phila. Delphia. Maybe it was the stress of having that Speedy Paella Gonzales boyfriend. Check out the superstar powerhouse of talent on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Outta My Groin”: Lou Diamond Phillips, Frangela, Torrie Wilson, John Salley, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Stephen Baldwin, Janice Dickinson and Sanjaya. Oh – and Patti Blagojevich. Never let Janice off the island. Please. Watch Pat’s video at IML and Pat and Rob’s new trailer trashing videos on the PNSexplosion site on YouTube. They’re real funny. Noah saw people having full-blown anal at IML. Was it Rob? Was it Eric? Hmmm? While those guys were having 4-D sex, Pat was getting some 3-D porn from Emerson. Praise the lord! Melissa Joan Hart is one hoagy away from being the PNS’ biggest listener. The crazy lady in the street just yells ’80s movie titles but they all sound like “Fletch.” Google Dr Ruth. She’s an a-borscht-ionist. I kill myself. There’s a fine line between men with beer guts in chaps and your average Renaissance fairgoer. A little B&D, a little D&D. Get some poop bags for your next puppy play session. Kerb your boyfriend! Here come the stars of this week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™: Nia Vardalos’ dog, Kevin Bacon, Chace Crawford, Jerry Ferrara, Breckin Meyer, McG, Bill Murray, Bernie Mac, Zac Ephron, Lisa Rinna’s lips (upstairs and down) and Oprah. Update: Farrah Fawcett is still alive. What would be a good new passion for Oprah? Someone dropped Patrick an email about ending a 10-year relationship. Really? After 10 years you thought the PNSexplosion would be your best bet for advice? Just drop $6,000 into the PayPal account for the real answer. Yeah, dump him. Time to go. Noah has to make some more DVDs because he’s a single mom with not a lot of time. And do his hair. There are 78 new posts on Boomtacular. Go look at ‘em, y’all! Praise Jesus. PNS348 PNS 348 -- Hey, y’all! My gorgeous hubby borrowed the forklift from work and unwedged me out of our trailer for the day. I’m so fucking happy! Praise Jesus. Noah’s trailer – I mean, apartment, doesn’t smell like grandma’s gyne. He’s making eggplant dip. Fancy! He’ll need a ton of mayo and some Cheetos with that. Does AZT make your hair fall out like chemo? Or just Tom Hanks’ in Phila. Delphia. Maybe it was the stress of having that Speedy Paella Gonzales boyfriend. Check out the superstar powerhouse of talent on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Outta My Groin”: Lou Diamond Phillips, Frangela, Torrie Wilson, John Salley, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Stephen Baldwin, Janice Dickinson and Sanjaya. Oh – and Patti Blagojevich. Never let Janice off the island. Please. Watch Pat’s video at IML and Pat and Rob’s new trailer trashing videos on the PNSexplosion site on YouTube. They’re real funny. Noah saw people having full-blown anal at IML. Was it Rob? Was it Eric? Hmmm? While those guys were having 4-D sex, Pat was getting some 3-D porn from Emerson. Praise the lord! Melissa Joan Hart is one hoagy away from being the PNS’ biggest listener. The crazy lady in the street just yells ’80s movie titles but they all sound like “Fletch.” Google Dr Ruth. She’s an a-borscht-ionist. I kill myself. There’s a fine line between men with beer guts in chaps and your average Renaissance fairgoer. A little B&D, a little D&D. Get some poop bags for your next puppy play session. Kerb your boyfriend! Here come the stars of this week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™: Nia Vardalos’ dog, Kevin Bacon, Chace Crawford, Jerry Ferrara, Breckin Meyer, McG, Bill Murray, Bernie Mac, Zac Ephron, Lisa Rinna’s lips (upstairs and down) and Oprah. Update: Farrah Fawcett is still alive. What would be a good new passion for Oprah? Someone dropped Patrick an email about ending a 10-year relationship. Really? After 10 years you thought the PNSexplosion would be your best bet for advice? Just drop $6,000 into the PayPal account for the real answer. Yeah, dump him. Time to go. Noah has to make some more DVDs because he’s a single mom with not a lot of time. And do his hair. There are 78 new posts on Boomtacular. Go look at ‘em, y’all! Praise Jesus. PNS348 tag:odeo.com,2009-06-09,24674341 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:54:10 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? pursed lips, ladies' bush, ladybutt, Lady New York City http://odeo.com/episodes/24646208-PNS347 PNS 347 -- Hi - I’m Wilma, the cranky neighbor from the Magic Bullet infomercial. Geiger’s on the line, filled with the excitement that is another funzies show. So, what’s going on? Farrah’s still alive. There’s that. The Floor Mic™ is on and ready to record the v-v-v-vibrations of every spray shart. Are you Sunkist or Tang? Ooh – what I wouldn’t give for some juicy poontang right now. Cher’s downtown might be getting puffy. She needs a little extra fabric to cover it up these days. Someone poke Lady Gaga’s front butt, puh-lease. Pat’s summer jam is the recently discovered Beyoncé’s “Freakum Dress”, so watch out for a PNS video of that any day now. Axe the Gaywads: what age and nationality would your houseboy be? For some reason, the VAG girls pick up this question. They want housefraus who weigh 350. You know, skinny minnies. Aged between 40 and 80 who want to cuddle up and watch "Cold Case" just before bed at 8.30. Another question, this time from a straight guy: what kinda stuff ... PNS 347 -- Hi - I’m Wilma, the cranky neighbor from the Magic Bullet infomercial. Geiger’s on the line, filled with the excitement that is another funzies show. So, what’s going on? Farrah’s still alive. There’s that. The Floor Mic™ is on and ready to record the v-v-v-vibrations of every spray shart. Are you Sunkist or Tang? Ooh – what I wouldn’t give for some juicy poontang right now. Cher’s downtown might be getting puffy. She needs a little extra fabric to cover it up these days. Someone poke Lady Gaga’s front butt, puh-lease. Pat’s summer jam is the recently discovered Beyoncé’s “Freakum Dress”, so watch out for a PNS video of that any day now. Axe the Gaywads: what age and nationality would your houseboy be? For some reason, the VAG girls pick up this question. They want housefraus who weigh 350. You know, skinny minnies. Aged between 40 and 80 who want to cuddle up and watch "Cold Case" just before bed at 8.30. Another question, this time from a straight guy: what kinda stuff do you do over the internet? Porn, obviously, and this. Pat needs a break from Facebook. All those damn lists of “5 things.” E-nuff, already. Update: Farrah, still not dead. Anyway, if your gonna do Facebook, pay attention so it’s easier for Pat to stalk you. In a caring way, of course. Memorial Day is the kick-off the gay high holidays. Noah’s birthday is the end of them, because the next day is always -10° with sideways rain. Pat’s off to IML (Update: he went and you can see the video of his adventures over on Boomtacular). Mmm, street food: corn dogs (prrrrrrp), deep-fried anything (double prrrrrrp). So, no one thinks they needed that third round of Jager shots at Sidetrack. Trust me: you never do. Question time: is Patti from “Millionaire Matchmaker” really a girl? The jury is still out on that one. Would you date a guy who wasn’t out? If they were rich and hot, yeah, sure. Otherwise, nuh. What’s your ultimate closety match? When you can’t reach your vag, wipe with the VagStik™ from the VAG Explosion, Miramax and Mennen. Pop it out of your purse and onto your puss. What’s the difference between a salad shooter and a salad spinner? Ask me. I’ll know, for sure. I’m gonna dance cussy’s on fire! This just in: Farrah’s still alive. Missy Eliott will be starring in “Ghost P--oossiiee,” the Aaliyah story. Big finish with that Journey song from “Glee.” Don’t stop your queefing. Did someone say muffins? PNS347 PNS 347 -- Hi - I’m Wilma, the cranky neighbor from the Magic Bullet infomercial. Geiger’s on the line, filled with the excitement that is another funzies show. So, what’s going on? Farrah’s still alive. There’s that. The Floor Mic™ is on and ready to record the v-v-v-vibrations of every spray shart. Are you Sunkist or Tang? Ooh – what I wouldn’t give for some juicy poontang right now. Cher’s downtown might be getting puffy. She needs a little extra fabric to cover it up these days. Someone poke Lady Gaga’s front butt, puh-lease. Pat’s summer jam is the recently discovered Beyoncé’s “Freakum Dress”, so watch out for a PNS video of that any day now. Axe the Gaywads: what age and nationality would your houseboy be? For some reason, the VAG girls pick up this question. They want housefraus who weigh 350. You know, skinny minnies. Aged between 40 and 80 who want to cuddle up and watch "Cold Case" just before bed at 8.30. Another question, this time from a straight guy: what kinda stuff do you do over the internet? Porn, obviously, and this. Pat needs a break from Facebook. All those damn lists of “5 things.” E-nuff, already. Update: Farrah, still not dead. Anyway, if your gonna do Facebook, pay attention so it’s easier for Pat to stalk you. In a caring way, of course. Memorial Day is the kick-off the gay high holidays. Noah’s birthday is the end of them, because the next day is always -10° with sideways rain. Pat’s off to IML (Update: he went and you can see the video of his adventures over on Boomtacular). Mmm, street food: corn dogs (prrrrrrp), deep-fried anything (double prrrrrrp). So, no one thinks they needed that third round of Jager shots at Sidetrack. Trust me: you never do. Question time: is Patti from “Millionaire Matchmaker” really a girl? The jury is still out on that one. Would you date a guy who wasn’t out? If they were rich and hot, yeah, sure. Otherwise, nuh. What’s your ultimate closety match? When you can’t reach your vag, wipe with the VagStik™ from the VAG Explosion, Miramax and Mennen. Pop it out of your purse and onto your puss. What’s the difference between a salad shooter and a salad spinner? Ask me. I’ll know, for sure. I’m gonna dance cussy’s on fire! This just in: Farrah’s still alive. Missy Eliott will be starring in “Ghost P--oossiiee,” the Aaliyah story. Big finish with that Journey song from “Glee.” Don’t stop your queefing. Did someone say muffins? PNS347 tag:odeo.com,2009-06-03,24646208 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:29:36 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? corner of muff n' dive http://odeo.com/episodes/24604170-PNS346-PNS-Floor-Mic%C2%AE-by-Mennon PNS 346 show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. Happy birthday, Cher. She’s 63. She doesn’t look a day over 62. So incredible, especially as she still has an umbilical cord attached to Chazzy. It must be all the Boniva. Tonight’s show is just like the olden days: just Patrick and Noah in the stujoe. Because there ain’t no party like a PNS party, it’s time to get Geiger on the line to add that sparkle that only a threesome can bring. Ding! In this week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™: “30 Rock”, something called “Community”, Joel McHale from “The Soup”, Alan Aldi, the Aldi in Ohama (it’s on Manawa Centre Drive in Council Bluffs, if you’re looking), the gay one on “American Idol”, Shawn Johnson on “Dancing with the Stars”, and Mary Lou Retton. If you don’t who or what any of these things are, fucking Google them, OK? Even I know how to do that. Did you watch the Farrah documentary? Me neither. I’ll just wait for her to drop something onto Twitter. As for Patrick Swayze, we... PNS 346 show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. Happy birthday, Cher. She’s 63. She doesn’t look a day over 62. So incredible, especially as she still has an umbilical cord attached to Chazzy. It must be all the Boniva. Tonight’s show is just like the olden days: just Patrick and Noah in the stujoe. Because there ain’t no party like a PNS party, it’s time to get Geiger on the line to add that sparkle that only a threesome can bring. Ding! In this week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™: “30 Rock”, something called “Community”, Joel McHale from “The Soup”, Alan Aldi, the Aldi in Ohama (it’s on Manawa Centre Drive in Council Bluffs, if you’re looking), the gay one on “American Idol”, Shawn Johnson on “Dancing with the Stars”, and Mary Lou Retton. If you don’t who or what any of these things are, fucking Google them, OK? Even I know how to do that. Did you watch the Farrah documentary? Me neither. I’ll just wait for her to drop something onto Twitter. As for Patrick Swayze, well, good luck and all. Who was the most feminine in “To Wong Foo”? The Columbian one, though he already looked like a pretty little lady. What’s Geiger Wearing? From the sounds of it, he’s just come from a hard shift on a pole at his local tittie bar. People are still watching “Grey’s Anatomy.” Really? Probably exactly the same people who are keeping “Desperate Housewives” alive. And why is Marcia Cross shilling Mott’s apple juice – does she need the money? Noah can be just as icy and just as bitchy, so give him a seven-figure cheque. He’ll clap the clapper. It’s Cannes time, so look out for the Palme d'Or going to “Just the Ten of Us: 2.” It’s genius. TV Talk: Just like poppers and over-designed, expensive underwear, “Glee” is just made for the gayz. Paula Abdul was on QVC shilling FYG. For Your Gyne? I’ll take two, although it’ll probably give me a nasty rash. There’s something very unsavory about “Moject Munway.” Maybe it’s just seeing Isaac Mizrahi’s facelift scars in HD. Quick question for the Axe the Gaywads: what do you do to put off coming? I think about Marcia Cross, Paula Abdul and Isaac Mizrahi selling me shit. Instant wet noodle. Who would be your pick for the next celebrity president? I don’t care. All blondes look the same to me. Seriously, PNS should win a Peabody Award for inventing the Floor Mic, which picks up every single fart. “Not So Fresh Air,” brought to you by Nacho Fresh. Liz out.PNS346 PNS 346 show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening. Happy birthday, Cher. She’s 63. She doesn’t look a day over 62. So incredible, especially as she still has an umbilical cord attached to Chazzy. It must be all the Boniva. Tonight’s show is just like the olden days: just Patrick and Noah in the stujoe. Because there ain’t no party like a PNS party, it’s time to get Geiger on the line to add that sparkle that only a threesome can bring. Ding! In this week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™: “30 Rock”, something called “Community”, Joel McHale from “The Soup”, Alan Aldi, the Aldi in Ohama (it’s on Manawa Centre Drive in Council Bluffs, if you’re looking), the gay one on “American Idol”, Shawn Johnson on “Dancing with the Stars”, and Mary Lou Retton. If you don’t who or what any of these things are, fucking Google them, OK? Even I know how to do that. Did you watch the Farrah documentary? Me neither. I’ll just wait for her to drop something onto Twitter. As for Patrick Swayze, well, good luck and all. Who was the most feminine in “To Wong Foo”? The Columbian one, though he already looked like a pretty little lady. What’s Geiger Wearing? From the sounds of it, he’s just come from a hard shift on a pole at his local tittie bar. People are still watching “Grey’s Anatomy.” Really? Probably exactly the same people who are keeping “Desperate Housewives” alive. And why is Marcia Cross shilling Mott’s apple juice – does she need the money? Noah can be just as icy and just as bitchy, so give him a seven-figure cheque. He’ll clap the clapper. It’s Cannes time, so look out for the Palme d'Or going to “Just the Ten of Us: 2.” It’s genius. TV Talk: Just like poppers and over-designed, expensive underwear, “Glee” is just made for the gayz. Paula Abdul was on QVC shilling FYG. For Your Gyne? I’ll take two, although it’ll probably give me a nasty rash. There’s something very unsavory about “Moject Munway.” Maybe it’s just seeing Isaac Mizrahi’s facelift scars in HD. Quick question for the Axe the Gaywads: what do you do to put off coming? I think about Marcia Cross, Paula Abdul and Isaac Mizrahi selling me shit. Instant wet noodle. Who would be your pick for the next celebrity president? I don’t care. All blondes look the same to me. Seriously, PNS should win a Peabody Award for inventing the Floor Mic, which picks up every single fart. “Not So Fresh Air,” brought to you by Nacho Fresh. Liz out.PNS346 tag:odeo.com,2009-05-24,24604170 Sun, 24 May 2009 21:31:00 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? Crazy for Swazey, blood farts, scintilation station, Farrah Jaques http://odeo.com/episodes/24602601-PNS345-Set-your-eardrums-to-stunned PNS 345 -- Encore! Ten bonus minutes of aural torture. Yes, it’s a speedy little shriekcast. Set your eardrums to stunned. PNS345 PNS 345 -- Encore! Ten bonus minutes of aural torture. Yes, it’s a speedy little shriekcast. Set your eardrums to stunned. PNS345 PNS 345 -- Encore! Ten bonus minutes of aural torture. Yes, it’s a speedy little shriekcast. Set your eardrums to stunned. PNS345 tag:odeo.com,2009-05-24,24602601 Sun, 24 May 2009 09:30:47 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? shantily lace http://odeo.com/episodes/24573237-PNS344-Yiffing-Kirstie-Alley PNS 344 show notes -- Hullo. I’m Kelly McGillis. I’ve joined the VAG wymyn to talk about making love, wearing thick wool, eating carbs, and making our own moist, yoghurty Birchermüesli. This is an easy, breezy show, and beautifully lit. That must be Geiger’s influence. Let’s all go to Joy’s for pot stickers and Phuket noodles later, OK? Is Noah passive-aggressive or just distracted by all the business of getting this shit sammie recorded? Paula Abdul really needs to get herself some dignity to go with her Digesics. Pat forgets to fart right on top of the mic and Noah’s new home perm looks lovely in the light. From now on, the PNS isn’t going to make fun of anyone. Or swear. Or drink. How long do you think this will this last? A listener calls to ask about dating someone he’s got nothing in common with. Oh, honey, I did that for years until I saw the light and become a lesbian. Do you know what sweetbreads are? They’re not sweet or breads, that’s for sure. Pat needed to have a C-sect... PNS 344 show notes -- Hullo. I’m Kelly McGillis. I’ve joined the VAG wymyn to talk about making love, wearing thick wool, eating carbs, and making our own moist, yoghurty Birchermüesli. This is an easy, breezy show, and beautifully lit. That must be Geiger’s influence. Let’s all go to Joy’s for pot stickers and Phuket noodles later, OK? Is Noah passive-aggressive or just distracted by all the business of getting this shit sammie recorded? Paula Abdul really needs to get herself some dignity to go with her Digesics. Pat forgets to fart right on top of the mic and Noah’s new home perm looks lovely in the light. From now on, the PNS isn’t going to make fun of anyone. Or swear. Or drink. How long do you think this will this last? A listener calls to ask about dating someone he’s got nothing in common with. Oh, honey, I did that for years until I saw the light and become a lesbian. Do you know what sweetbreads are? They’re not sweet or breads, that’s for sure. Pat needed to have a C-section to rip out his 10lb food baby. And suddenly the all-new clean-and-sober PNS is over. Someone else calls in about his friend getting some course credits but I couldn’t get the gist of it. At all. Some chat about the shitters at Sidetrack and the thrilling, sordid history of each of them. Carl, you know better. What begat what on VH1? A shitload of STDs, that’s for sure. One second the show is totally in-the-moment delicious and the next it’s awkward. You’ll hear why. Another tweeky couple of Axe the Gaywads questions: What kind of furry would you be? And who’s the fattest man you’d have sex with? Yiffing Kirstie Alley should cover both bases, I guess. Pat calls time on this show to ream the crew like a blanched lime for a bonus show. Coming right up! PNS344 PNS 344 show notes -- Hullo. I’m Kelly McGillis. I’ve joined the VAG wymyn to talk about making love, wearing thick wool, eating carbs, and making our own moist, yoghurty Birchermüesli. This is an easy, breezy show, and beautifully lit. That must be Geiger’s influence. Let’s all go to Joy’s for pot stickers and Phuket noodles later, OK? Is Noah passive-aggressive or just distracted by all the business of getting this shit sammie recorded? Paula Abdul really needs to get herself some dignity to go with her Digesics. Pat forgets to fart right on top of the mic and Noah’s new home perm looks lovely in the light. From now on, the PNS isn’t going to make fun of anyone. Or swear. Or drink. How long do you think this will this last? A listener calls to ask about dating someone he’s got nothing in common with. Oh, honey, I did that for years until I saw the light and become a lesbian. Do you know what sweetbreads are? They’re not sweet or breads, that’s for sure. Pat needed to have a C-section to rip out his 10lb food baby. And suddenly the all-new clean-and-sober PNS is over. Someone else calls in about his friend getting some course credits but I couldn’t get the gist of it. At all. Some chat about the shitters at Sidetrack and the thrilling, sordid history of each of them. Carl, you know better. What begat what on VH1? A shitload of STDs, that’s for sure. One second the show is totally in-the-moment delicious and the next it’s awkward. You’ll hear why. Another tweeky couple of Axe the Gaywads questions: What kind of furry would you be? And who’s the fattest man you’d have sex with? Yiffing Kirstie Alley should cover both bases, I guess. Pat calls time on this show to ream the crew like a blanched lime for a bonus show. Coming right up! PNS344 tag:odeo.com,2009-05-17,24573237 Sun, 17 May 2009 08:50:58 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? boo ya, yiff, your manbutt http://odeo.com/episodes/24557399-PNS343 PNS 343 show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening.The boys are back from a break doing fun and fabulous things. America’s Podcasting Curmudgeon™ Chris Geiger is in town to start his gender reassignment surgery – he’s getting a gyne put in as well as keeping his peen so he can be doing double doody – so he’s on the show. Kelly McGillis came out, so now we all have re-watch “The Accused” for the chemistry. Is someone frying bacon in the stujoe? No, the wires just need wiggling. Bea’s gone and Farrah’s not doing so good. But Noah’s dance performance was awesome – those two-count cooter slams were insane! Keep those DVD orders coming in, kids. It’s the best $50 you’ll ever spend, unless you’ve got really hot hookers in your neighborhood. Oh, lord – Starkeesha drops in for five seconds. If you don’t know who Starkeesha is, you really need to by the 300 shows DVD. Capsule movie reviews of just about everything you can see at the moment. They’re all fine. Just fine. Halle Berry is g... PNS 343 show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening.The boys are back from a break doing fun and fabulous things. America’s Podcasting Curmudgeon™ Chris Geiger is in town to start his gender reassignment surgery – he’s getting a gyne put in as well as keeping his peen so he can be doing double doody – so he’s on the show. Kelly McGillis came out, so now we all have re-watch “The Accused” for the chemistry. Is someone frying bacon in the stujoe? No, the wires just need wiggling. Bea’s gone and Farrah’s not doing so good. But Noah’s dance performance was awesome – those two-count cooter slams were insane! Keep those DVD orders coming in, kids. It’s the best $50 you’ll ever spend, unless you’ve got really hot hookers in your neighborhood. Oh, lord – Starkeesha drops in for five seconds. If you don’t know who Starkeesha is, you really need to by the 300 shows DVD. Capsule movie reviews of just about everything you can see at the moment. They’re all fine. Just fine. Halle Berry is getting prepped for her big role “X-Men Origins: Shit Storm.” Patrick lets one rip and it’s totally Denanana. Can you catch swine flu if you make out with Kirstie Alley? Back to Kelly McGillis: remember how hawt she was in “Top Gunt”? That sex scene with Tom Cruise involved some serious acting. Pat fingered a cop after Rob’s birthday party drinks. Strike up the band! Actually, he did more than finger him – and he did it at the office. Boo-yeah! You have to check out awkwardboners.com and guyswithiphones.com. They’re both fabulous. Some guy outside the Sidetracks replaced his “Toodle-pip!” with “I’ll kill you!” That’s what you get for turning down an eight-ball of napalm at 5.30 on a Thursday afternoon, apparently. Quick listener call to ask Pat about being a vegetarian. Pat’s been a vegetarian since 1996, but it doesn’t stop him sticking meat in his mouth, if you know what I mean. And you know what I mean. Are you following Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar) on Twitter? What does that V stand for? Cell phones changed the movies forever. Can you imagine “Dial M for Murder” these days? It’d be called “Speed Dial 3 and Auto-Complete for Murder.” ’Nother show coming right up! Liz out. PNS343 PNS 343 show notes by Queen Elizabeth II -- Good evening.The boys are back from a break doing fun and fabulous things. America’s Podcasting Curmudgeon™ Chris Geiger is in town to start his gender reassignment surgery – he’s getting a gyne put in as well as keeping his peen so he can be doing double doody – so he’s on the show. Kelly McGillis came out, so now we all have re-watch “The Accused” for the chemistry. Is someone frying bacon in the stujoe? No, the wires just need wiggling. Bea’s gone and Farrah’s not doing so good. But Noah’s dance performance was awesome – those two-count cooter slams were insane! Keep those DVD orders coming in, kids. It’s the best $50 you’ll ever spend, unless you’ve got really hot hookers in your neighborhood. Oh, lord – Starkeesha drops in for five seconds. If you don’t know who Starkeesha is, you really need to by the 300 shows DVD. Capsule movie reviews of just about everything you can see at the moment. They’re all fine. Just fine. Halle Berry is getting prepped for her big role “X-Men Origins: Shit Storm.” Patrick lets one rip and it’s totally Denanana. Can you catch swine flu if you make out with Kirstie Alley? Back to Kelly McGillis: remember how hawt she was in “Top Gunt”? That sex scene with Tom Cruise involved some serious acting. Pat fingered a cop after Rob’s birthday party drinks. Strike up the band! Actually, he did more than finger him – and he did it at the office. Boo-yeah! You have to check out awkwardboners.com and guyswithiphones.com. They’re both fabulous. Some guy outside the Sidetracks replaced his “Toodle-pip!” with “I’ll kill you!” That’s what you get for turning down an eight-ball of napalm at 5.30 on a Thursday afternoon, apparently. Quick listener call to ask Pat about being a vegetarian. Pat’s been a vegetarian since 1996, but it doesn’t stop him sticking meat in his mouth, if you know what I mean. And you know what I mean. Are you following Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar) on Twitter? What does that V stand for? Cell phones changed the movies forever. Can you imagine “Dial M for Murder” these days? It’d be called “Speed Dial 3 and Auto-Complete for Murder.” ’Nother show coming right up! Liz out. PNS343 tag:odeo.com,2009-05-14,24557399 Thu, 14 May 2009 06:33:24 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? slow hand http://odeo.com/episodes/24540289-PNS342-I-Smell-Husbands PNS 342 show notes by a baseball fan -- Well, hi there, fellas. I’m America’s Favourite Pastime. Omigod, I mean, I love baseball and junk. Seriously, where else can you gonna find a husband these days? The Bushes – Laura, Barbara, George W., and Jenna – are in to introduce the show. How did these gay guys get the First Family to do this? What? There’s a new president? Shet. I gotta pay more attention to the news, but it's so boring. Poor Jenna – she just can’t keep out of the turlet. Been there before, girlfriend! New back-lighting in the stujoe makes Noah look like Stevie Nicks. Gimme Some Coke! Just steck it in any hole you can find. Pat recalls his lovely Sprite Nites in Peony Park. 7 Up Gold was 7 Up and ginger ale. Could use some vodka in that, I think, yeah? I can’t believe they’ve stopped making Zima. I loved that shet. The comment line – 206-888-GAYZ – is working and Judi Dench calls in to prove it. Seriously, do these gay guys know everybody? Miranda Samantha calls in and w... PNS 342 show notes by a baseball fan -- Well, hi there, fellas. I’m America’s Favourite Pastime. Omigod, I mean, I love baseball and junk. Seriously, where else can you gonna find a husband these days? The Bushes – Laura, Barbara, George W., and Jenna – are in to introduce the show. How did these gay guys get the First Family to do this? What? There’s a new president? Shet. I gotta pay more attention to the news, but it's so boring. Poor Jenna – she just can’t keep out of the turlet. Been there before, girlfriend! New back-lighting in the stujoe makes Noah look like Stevie Nicks. Gimme Some Coke! Just steck it in any hole you can find. Pat recalls his lovely Sprite Nites in Peony Park. 7 Up Gold was 7 Up and ginger ale. Could use some vodka in that, I think, yeah? I can’t believe they’ve stopped making Zima. I loved that shet. The comment line – 206-888-GAYZ – is working and Judi Dench calls in to prove it. Seriously, do these gay guys know everybody? Miranda Samantha calls in and wants to speak to the VAG gals. Valerie, Alexis and Gyna talk about their musty size-48 pants. Ew. Ladies, you’ve gotta stop blimping out. You’re never gonna land a husband looking like that. Lay off the fried churros for five minutes. Don’t you wish your life partner was hot like me? I have great tits, right? You can’t ride a bike side-saddle. You can ride me any way you like. Miley Cyrus calls in to promote her book, CD and film but Daddy needs her. Omigod, I love powder-pink Cub hats! So much! Ha-ha-ha! Crying girls in the street around Wrigley Field. That’s funny to me. Imagine. Let’s go to Bar Louie for dollar burgers sometime. Do you like my hair? The boys are going to see “Cats” at a community college. Omigod, that sounds so awesome. I love kittens. Someone calls in but he’s kinda drunksies and gets called away. Probably by his girlfriend, right? Rob’s sister and her fat friend were hungies at Sidetrack. If you’re a girl and you can’t get food or cock, what’s the freakin’ point, right? I’m outta here – I smell husbands. PNS342 PNS 342 show notes by a baseball fan -- Well, hi there, fellas. I’m America’s Favourite Pastime. Omigod, I mean, I love baseball and junk. Seriously, where else can you gonna find a husband these days? The Bushes – Laura, Barbara, George W., and Jenna – are in to introduce the show. How did these gay guys get the First Family to do this? What? There’s a new president? Shet. I gotta pay more attention to the news, but it's so boring. Poor Jenna – she just can’t keep out of the turlet. Been there before, girlfriend! New back-lighting in the stujoe makes Noah look like Stevie Nicks. Gimme Some Coke! Just steck it in any hole you can find. Pat recalls his lovely Sprite Nites in Peony Park. 7 Up Gold was 7 Up and ginger ale. Could use some vodka in that, I think, yeah? I can’t believe they’ve stopped making Zima. I loved that shet. The comment line – 206-888-GAYZ – is working and Judi Dench calls in to prove it. Seriously, do these gay guys know everybody? Miranda Samantha calls in and wants to speak to the VAG gals. Valerie, Alexis and Gyna talk about their musty size-48 pants. Ew. Ladies, you’ve gotta stop blimping out. You’re never gonna land a husband looking like that. Lay off the fried churros for five minutes. Don’t you wish your life partner was hot like me? I have great tits, right? You can’t ride a bike side-saddle. You can ride me any way you like. Miley Cyrus calls in to promote her book, CD and film but Daddy needs her. Omigod, I love powder-pink Cub hats! So much! Ha-ha-ha! Crying girls in the street around Wrigley Field. That’s funny to me. Imagine. Let’s go to Bar Louie for dollar burgers sometime. Do you like my hair? The boys are going to see “Cats” at a community college. Omigod, that sounds so awesome. I love kittens. Someone calls in but he’s kinda drunksies and gets called away. Probably by his girlfriend, right? Rob’s sister and her fat friend were hungies at Sidetrack. If you’re a girl and you can’t get food or cock, what’s the freakin’ point, right? I’m outta here – I smell husbands. PNS342 tag:odeo.com,2009-05-05,24540289 Tue, 05 May 2009 07:01:53 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? smell yo' dick, scent of a womyn http://odeo.com/episodes/24508958-PNS341-Your-Cup-Runneth-Ovary-Part-Troi PNS341 show notes by a dripping wet BBW -- It’s your third show in three days, you lucky sonsabitches. Go ahead, stuff ’em in. Can I offer you a T-shirt cannon full of chocolate pudding? Ka-boom! Right in your pie hole. Kristin Chenoweth is plucky, irritating and all her cartoon voices sound exactly the same, while Robin Quivers’ quivering pussy sounds exactly like The Flight of the Bumblebee. “17 Again” made Pat’s pussy quiver. Zac Ephron dances during a basketball game – again. Man, that kid is kinda typecast. Meanwhile, Noah is practicing his two-count cooter slam-dunks for his big dance debut next week. Where the hell are Cher’s residual’s for TaB Clear? Gee, Your Downstairs Hair Smells Terrific™. Did Michael Douglas fuck Jeanne Tripplehorn in the A? How could you tell? There’s a black drag queen in Augusta, Georgia, called Fantasta. Fantastic! Susan Boyle is Dumpsy McDumpers with a good voice. Just wait until teh gayz get hold of her. End of story. Speaking of unnecessary trans... PNS341 show notes by a dripping wet BBW -- It’s your third show in three days, you lucky sonsabitches. Go ahead, stuff ’em in. Can I offer you a T-shirt cannon full of chocolate pudding? Ka-boom! Right in your pie hole. Kristin Chenoweth is plucky, irritating and all her cartoon voices sound exactly the same, while Robin Quivers’ quivering pussy sounds exactly like The Flight of the Bumblebee. “17 Again” made Pat’s pussy quiver. Zac Ephron dances during a basketball game – again. Man, that kid is kinda typecast. Meanwhile, Noah is practicing his two-count cooter slam-dunks for his big dance debut next week. Where the hell are Cher’s residual’s for TaB Clear? Gee, Your Downstairs Hair Smells Terrific™. Did Michael Douglas fuck Jeanne Tripplehorn in the A? How could you tell? There’s a black drag queen in Augusta, Georgia, called Fantasta. Fantastic! Susan Boyle is Dumpsy McDumpers with a good voice. Just wait until teh gayz get hold of her. End of story. Speaking of unnecessary transformations, there’s a special place in hell for the producers of “The Swan.” The contestants all come out with horse veneers, big tits and huge hair. Even the women. Dor’thea is right outside Noah’s new place, while Dor’thea’s friend is kinda pushy. The 300 shows DVDs are being sent out as fast as Old Bessie can pump them out. How to audition for your guest spot in the PNS stujoe: buy Rob drinks. This week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™ star Ed Westwick, Spencer Pratt, Lauren Conrad, Chelsea Handler, Ashton Kutcher on Twitter, Ashton Kutcher on Demi Moore, Martha Stewart, Roselyn “Russell” Sanchez, Ellen DeGeneres and Hayden Pantietear. It’s all totally irrelevant. Now that Rob’s a stay-at-home mom, he slips on his kaftan and flip-flops, opens a box o’ wine and watches Oprah. This week: cock-cutter Lorena Bobbit, skater-hater Tonya Harding, who’s now proper and has Prednisone face, and a bunch of baby-drowners. So much for Live Your Best Life. There are lots of us BBWs on Xtube, who are either getting slammed by hot guys or just sitting around eating junk. Now, they’re my kinda gals! Somebody please buy Noah a subscriptions to Plumpers Magazine. He would love it. A listener calls for advice about his relationship, because when I think about the subtle aspects of love and romance, I think PNS, don't you? Retardo-Cher takes the question. And the Don Juan of the Midwest, Pat. There’s valuable advice for you. Besides Scherzinger, the Ussy Cat Dolls are Slutzies, Stinkzies, Whorzies and Grumpy. Send your summer jams suggestions to pnsexplosion@gmail.com. Tax-i! PNS341 PNS341 show notes by a dripping wet BBW -- It’s your third show in three days, you lucky sonsabitches. Go ahead, stuff ’em in. Can I offer you a T-shirt cannon full of chocolate pudding? Ka-boom! Right in your pie hole. Kristin Chenoweth is plucky, irritating and all her cartoon voices sound exactly the same, while Robin Quivers’ quivering pussy sounds exactly like The Flight of the Bumblebee. “17 Again” made Pat’s pussy quiver. Zac Ephron dances during a basketball game – again. Man, that kid is kinda typecast. Meanwhile, Noah is practicing his two-count cooter slam-dunks for his big dance debut next week. Where the hell are Cher’s residual’s for TaB Clear? Gee, Your Downstairs Hair Smells Terrific™. Did Michael Douglas fuck Jeanne Tripplehorn in the A? How could you tell? There’s a black drag queen in Augusta, Georgia, called Fantasta. Fantastic! Susan Boyle is Dumpsy McDumpers with a good voice. Just wait until teh gayz get hold of her. End of story. Speaking of unnecessary transformations, there’s a special place in hell for the producers of “The Swan.” The contestants all come out with horse veneers, big tits and huge hair. Even the women. Dor’thea is right outside Noah’s new place, while Dor’thea’s friend is kinda pushy. The 300 shows DVDs are being sent out as fast as Old Bessie can pump them out. How to audition for your guest spot in the PNS stujoe: buy Rob drinks. This week’s Irrelevant Pop Culture Moments™ star Ed Westwick, Spencer Pratt, Lauren Conrad, Chelsea Handler, Ashton Kutcher on Twitter, Ashton Kutcher on Demi Moore, Martha Stewart, Roselyn “Russell” Sanchez, Ellen DeGeneres and Hayden Pantietear. It’s all totally irrelevant. Now that Rob’s a stay-at-home mom, he slips on his kaftan and flip-flops, opens a box o’ wine and watches Oprah. This week: cock-cutter Lorena Bobbit, skater-hater Tonya Harding, who’s now proper and has Prednisone face, and a bunch of baby-drowners. So much for Live Your Best Life. There are lots of us BBWs on Xtube, who are either getting slammed by hot guys or just sitting around eating junk. Now, they’re my kinda gals! Somebody please buy Noah a subscriptions to Plumpers Magazine. He would love it. A listener calls for advice about his relationship, because when I think about the subtle aspects of love and romance, I think PNS, don't you? Retardo-Cher takes the question. And the Don Juan of the Midwest, Pat. There’s valuable advice for you. Besides Scherzinger, the Ussy Cat Dolls are Slutzies, Stinkzies, Whorzies and Grumpy. Send your summer jams suggestions to pnsexplosion@gmail.com. Tax-i! PNS341 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-27,24508958 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:40:44 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? a lady knows her business, busy hands, hair pie, Fresh Hair with Terry Gross http://odeo.com/episodes/24505430-PNS341-Your-Cup-Runneth-Ovary-Part-Troi PNS341 PNS341 PNS341 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-26,24505430 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 05:59:00 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? a lady knows her business, busy hands, hair pie, Fresh Hair with Terry Gross http://odeo.com/episodes/24502544-PNS340-Your-Cup-Runneth-Ovary-Part-Duece PNS340 show notes by your lovely new nanny, Mary Poppins -- Hello, children. Our first game is called “Half-Begun is Well Done.” Let’s sing together, shall we? “Just a butt-full of dildos ...” Hurrah! That was delightful. If you have ordered the DVD, it’s on its way. Noah is calling all the chimney sweeps to help out. They’re orphans, so they can use the money. Chim chim chiree! Even though Rob is a stay-at-home mom, he draws the line at the fourth hour of “Today” and “The View.” He uses the time to open his wine. Don't slouch! It’s time to play a marvelous game called “What’s The Celebrity Memoir Called?” Come along, give me your hand, please. Marlee Matlin went to rehab? Goodness! MacGyver could have got her out of there with a Sudafed and a paper clip, I’m sure. The boys plan a lovely outing to the cinema to see Miss Beyoncé’s glossy new flick and its many thrilling catfights. Young Jennifer Hudson looks quite poorly, don’t you agree? Perhaps she has a liver complaint. Listeners ... PNS340 show notes by your lovely new nanny, Mary Poppins -- Hello, children. Our first game is called “Half-Begun is Well Done.” Let’s sing together, shall we? “Just a butt-full of dildos ...” Hurrah! That was delightful. If you have ordered the DVD, it’s on its way. Noah is calling all the chimney sweeps to help out. They’re orphans, so they can use the money. Chim chim chiree! Even though Rob is a stay-at-home mom, he draws the line at the fourth hour of “Today” and “The View.” He uses the time to open his wine. Don't slouch! It’s time to play a marvelous game called “What’s The Celebrity Memoir Called?” Come along, give me your hand, please. Marlee Matlin went to rehab? Goodness! MacGyver could have got her out of there with a Sudafed and a paper clip, I’m sure. The boys plan a lovely outing to the cinema to see Miss Beyoncé’s glossy new flick and its many thrilling catfights. Young Jennifer Hudson looks quite poorly, don’t you agree? Perhaps she has a liver complaint. Listeners telephone in their delightful questions. Let’s listen. No fidgeting, please! Traveling with a douche that has metal parts can be risky when going through airports. Do what I do: travel on clouds and umbrellas and there will be no slack-jawed fatty boombahs going through your luggage. I keep a hatstand in mine, so I know a thing or two about smuggling. Tricky, aren’t I? A question for the lovely lesbian ladies is next. How do they practice safe sex? Even though they’ve been terribly busy making their softball uniforms, the VAG girls find the time to pop in to explain. Trust me, with a 48-inch waist, you’d be awfully lucky to find anything to hit down there. Close your mouth, please. We are not a codfish. Someone calls who hasn’t showered for four days. Heavens! I play in chimneys with children, so I have to wash constantly. Especially around, you know, my magical fantasy play area. Bert outlines it chalk and everyone just jumps in. Tra-la-la! Patrick saw a play that involved vomit and ripping up flowers. That will be quite enough of that, thank you. Before we say goodbye and I float away, let’s all sing a ditty about everyone’s favorite vaginal infection, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. Yes, it’s chlamydia. Oh, children, what fun we’ve had. Toodle-pip! PNS340 PNS340 show notes by your lovely new nanny, Mary Poppins -- Hello, children. Our first game is called “Half-Begun is Well Done.” Let’s sing together, shall we? “Just a butt-full of dildos ...” Hurrah! That was delightful. If you have ordered the DVD, it’s on its way. Noah is calling all the chimney sweeps to help out. They’re orphans, so they can use the money. Chim chim chiree! Even though Rob is a stay-at-home mom, he draws the line at the fourth hour of “Today” and “The View.” He uses the time to open his wine. Don't slouch! It’s time to play a marvelous game called “What’s The Celebrity Memoir Called?” Come along, give me your hand, please. Marlee Matlin went to rehab? Goodness! MacGyver could have got her out of there with a Sudafed and a paper clip, I’m sure. The boys plan a lovely outing to the cinema to see Miss Beyoncé’s glossy new flick and its many thrilling catfights. Young Jennifer Hudson looks quite poorly, don’t you agree? Perhaps she has a liver complaint. Listeners telephone in their delightful questions. Let’s listen. No fidgeting, please! Traveling with a douche that has metal parts can be risky when going through airports. Do what I do: travel on clouds and umbrellas and there will be no slack-jawed fatty boombahs going through your luggage. I keep a hatstand in mine, so I know a thing or two about smuggling. Tricky, aren’t I? A question for the lovely lesbian ladies is next. How do they practice safe sex? Even though they’ve been terribly busy making their softball uniforms, the VAG girls find the time to pop in to explain. Trust me, with a 48-inch waist, you’d be awfully lucky to find anything to hit down there. Close your mouth, please. We are not a codfish. Someone calls who hasn’t showered for four days. Heavens! I play in chimneys with children, so I have to wash constantly. Especially around, you know, my magical fantasy play area. Bert outlines it chalk and everyone just jumps in. Tra-la-la! Patrick saw a play that involved vomit and ripping up flowers. That will be quite enough of that, thank you. Before we say goodbye and I float away, let’s all sing a ditty about everyone’s favorite vaginal infection, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. Yes, it’s chlamydia. Oh, children, what fun we’ve had. Toodle-pip! PNS340 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-25,24502544 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:05:31 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? hair biscuits, Bonnie and Mike Hunt, britney spears cooze hurt http://odeo.com/episodes/24496216-PNS339-Your-Cup-Runneth-Ovary-Part-One PNS 339 show notes by Mo’Nique -- Hey, baby. Lemme pull my finger outta my figgy puddin’ so’s I can press Play. OK, muthafukkas – bring it to the table. First up, we’s Inside the PNS Actors Studio with the three Cs: Cher, Celine and Cyrus. It be a penetrating interview. Gotta give it some oomph, baby. That damn girl Jennifer Aniston’s lip is hairer than my legs, and Drew Barrymore be talking shit all up like she’s Dick Van Dyke or somebody. For all you total slut bitches – I’m with you, baby, coz dick is good to me – getta pair a these L’eggs with Plan C. Ain’t nuthin getting through them, and I mean no shit, bitch: before, during and after. Who the hell keeps Mounds bars on their nightstand? Baby, I gots my Mounds in the bed. You with me? Goddamn: those crazy Bush bitches are back in the house. Who let them muthafukkas in? Patrick went to New Yawk City and saw some nasty play, Stephen Spinella in the can and gobbled himself up some cupcakes. Well, la-di-damn-da to all that shit. He... PNS 339 show notes by Mo’Nique -- Hey, baby. Lemme pull my finger outta my figgy puddin’ so’s I can press Play. OK, muthafukkas – bring it to the table. First up, we’s Inside the PNS Actors Studio with the three Cs: Cher, Celine and Cyrus. It be a penetrating interview. Gotta give it some oomph, baby. That damn girl Jennifer Aniston’s lip is hairer than my legs, and Drew Barrymore be talking shit all up like she’s Dick Van Dyke or somebody. For all you total slut bitches – I’m with you, baby, coz dick is good to me – getta pair a these L’eggs with Plan C. Ain’t nuthin getting through them, and I mean no shit, bitch: before, during and after. Who the hell keeps Mounds bars on their nightstand? Baby, I gots my Mounds in the bed. You with me? Goddamn: those crazy Bush bitches are back in the house. Who let them muthafukkas in? Patrick went to New Yawk City and saw some nasty play, Stephen Spinella in the can and gobbled himself up some cupcakes. Well, la-di-damn-da to all that shit. He also have the love that can’t speak its name ’cept on a podcast heard round the muthafukkin world, but I say be proud, baby. Or fat. Gimme a joint so’s I can get high as a bitch. Up on the Xtube, Greek Farts is planting his ass wind into people’s faces. OK, I’m cool with that. I made “Phat Girlz” remember? There’s a game where you gotta guess what flavor peoples is. My flavor flav is chocolate ripple. Do you hear me? Lotta shout outs to bitches across this World Wide Webs. Holla, muthafukkas! Wait up – you can get chlamydia from a bike seat? I’d be worried if I could get up on a damn bike. Miss Vivica A. Fox has a steamy figgy puddin for a skinny ass girl. Know what I’m sayin? In this week’s episode of “He’s Gotta Lotta Time On His Hands”, Rob tells all about “The Cougar”, “Toddlers and Tiaras” and “The Lottery Changed My Life.” You know what changed my life? Puttin a damn apostrophe in my name, baby. That took me from where I are to superstar! You’ll see: just wait for next year’s Ocscars, s’all I’m sayin. A listener drops a call from Pittsburgh and wants to know what your last meal would be on Death Row. I would eat anything. Everything. Obviously. These crazy ass muthfukkas finish their show with the song that the Scottish fat gal be singing all over the YouTubes. I say: beautiful lady, you enjoy being yourself just the way you are. Well, after you get your hair done. And maybe your nails. Then you can dream the dream, baby. And yo eyebrows. I’ll see y’all later, baby! PNS339 PNS 339 show notes by Mo’Nique -- Hey, baby. Lemme pull my finger outta my figgy puddin’ so’s I can press Play. OK, muthafukkas – bring it to the table. First up, we’s Inside the PNS Actors Studio with the three Cs: Cher, Celine and Cyrus. It be a penetrating interview. Gotta give it some oomph, baby. That damn girl Jennifer Aniston’s lip is hairer than my legs, and Drew Barrymore be talking shit all up like she’s Dick Van Dyke or somebody. For all you total slut bitches – I’m with you, baby, coz dick is good to me – getta pair a these L’eggs with Plan C. Ain’t nuthin getting through them, and I mean no shit, bitch: before, during and after. Who the hell keeps Mounds bars on their nightstand? Baby, I gots my Mounds in the bed. You with me? Goddamn: those crazy Bush bitches are back in the house. Who let them muthafukkas in? Patrick went to New Yawk City and saw some nasty play, Stephen Spinella in the can and gobbled himself up some cupcakes. Well, la-di-damn-da to all that shit. He also have the love that can’t speak its name ’cept on a podcast heard round the muthafukkin world, but I say be proud, baby. Or fat. Gimme a joint so’s I can get high as a bitch. Up on the Xtube, Greek Farts is planting his ass wind into people’s faces. OK, I’m cool with that. I made “Phat Girlz” remember? There’s a game where you gotta guess what flavor peoples is. My flavor flav is chocolate ripple. Do you hear me? Lotta shout outs to bitches across this World Wide Webs. Holla, muthafukkas! Wait up – you can get chlamydia from a bike seat? I’d be worried if I could get up on a damn bike. Miss Vivica A. Fox has a steamy figgy puddin for a skinny ass girl. Know what I’m sayin? In this week’s episode of “He’s Gotta Lotta Time On His Hands”, Rob tells all about “The Cougar”, “Toddlers and Tiaras” and “The Lottery Changed My Life.” You know what changed my life? Puttin a damn apostrophe in my name, baby. That took me from where I are to superstar! You’ll see: just wait for next year’s Ocscars, s’all I’m sayin. A listener drops a call from Pittsburgh and wants to know what your last meal would be on Death Row. I would eat anything. Everything. Obviously. These crazy ass muthfukkas finish their show with the song that the Scottish fat gal be singing all over the YouTubes. I say: beautiful lady, you enjoy being yourself just the way you are. Well, after you get your hair done. And maybe your nails. Then you can dream the dream, baby. And yo eyebrows. I’ll see y’all later, baby! PNS339 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-24,24496216 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:03:15 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? hair pie, D.A.R.Y.L. Hannah http://odeo.com/episodes/24457937-PNS338-Piles-of-Colored-Fondant-Formed-into-Vizslas-and-Vag PNS 338 show notes by this beautiful lady -- Yeah, hi. What do you think? Pretty, huh? I thought so. Rob is fully prepared and on. Noah’s not sure if he’s Hilary, Miley or Tiffany Towers. Pat’s not sure if he’s Southern, British or retarded. Yes, it’s just another ordinary day with the PNSexplosion. Tracy, Tracee and Tiffany have their Mystic Tans on and are scouting for husbands at Wrigley Field. Or at least a little muff-diving in the PortaPotties. Shet. Three cheers for Iowa, home of Mamie Eisenhower, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Eastern Goldfinch. Also, gay marriage. Screw you, San Francisco – we’re going to Des Moines! Goodbye Disneyland and hello Adventureland. We’re gonna have a fun-filled day! And a quickie abortion. Shout outs to new listeners, old listeners, “Declan Channing”, Pat’s new Facebook friends, those guys from Sidetrack the other night, current listeners and, what the hell, unsubscribers. Were you a door-slammer as a moody teen? Or will you wait until after the commi... PNS 338 show notes by this beautiful lady -- Yeah, hi. What do you think? Pretty, huh? I thought so. Rob is fully prepared and on. Noah’s not sure if he’s Hilary, Miley or Tiffany Towers. Pat’s not sure if he’s Southern, British or retarded. Yes, it’s just another ordinary day with the PNSexplosion. Tracy, Tracee and Tiffany have their Mystic Tans on and are scouting for husbands at Wrigley Field. Or at least a little muff-diving in the PortaPotties. Shet. Three cheers for Iowa, home of Mamie Eisenhower, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Eastern Goldfinch. Also, gay marriage. Screw you, San Francisco – we’re going to Des Moines! Goodbye Disneyland and hello Adventureland. We’re gonna have a fun-filled day! And a quickie abortion. Shout outs to new listeners, old listeners, “Declan Channing”, Pat’s new Facebook friends, those guys from Sidetrack the other night, current listeners and, what the hell, unsubscribers. Were you a door-slammer as a moody teen? Or will you wait until after the commitment ceremony to start up that particular drama? Good for you. There’s a bar right across the bridge from Omaha in Iowa that turns ridiculously gay for just one hour before it closes. Haven’t we all done that? TV Talk: “Project Runway” is out, “Moject Munway” is in, hosted by, I dunno, Don and Cheryl or junk. “Ace of Cakes” is just piles of colored fondant formed into vizslas and vag. On the Style Network, “Ruby” is about a redhead who wears red and her name is Ruby. Geddit? She’s 700lbs on her way to 150. Then what, huh? Get all the loose skin trimmed off and it’s straight back to mediocrity. I know all about that. It doesn’t matter what she puts on her feet, they all end up as flats. Sophia Coppola adores her. Go to your closest mall and visit Throat Potato More®. And yes, you will be having the extra gravy. Rob saw Scott, who’s doing fine, thanks for asking. Zac Ephron is the only person in the world who constantly brushes his fringe *into* his eyes – besides me. We’re both lovely. Leslie Kritzer is a star. Google her before she Googles you. Quick call: this guy at work looked just like Noah. Freakin’ freaky, right? Obvious: Tub Girl is gross. Not obvious: she’s great for parties. Noah has to get to his yoga-jazz class. It’s downward dogs with head rolls, flick kicks and ball changes. What the what? Call 206-888-GAYZ, bitches. Go on. Kissy, kissy PNS338 PNS 338 show notes by this beautiful lady -- Yeah, hi. What do you think? Pretty, huh? I thought so. Rob is fully prepared and on. Noah’s not sure if he’s Hilary, Miley or Tiffany Towers. Pat’s not sure if he’s Southern, British or retarded. Yes, it’s just another ordinary day with the PNSexplosion. Tracy, Tracee and Tiffany have their Mystic Tans on and are scouting for husbands at Wrigley Field. Or at least a little muff-diving in the PortaPotties. Shet. Three cheers for Iowa, home of Mamie Eisenhower, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Eastern Goldfinch. Also, gay marriage. Screw you, San Francisco – we’re going to Des Moines! Goodbye Disneyland and hello Adventureland. We’re gonna have a fun-filled day! And a quickie abortion. Shout outs to new listeners, old listeners, “Declan Channing”, Pat’s new Facebook friends, those guys from Sidetrack the other night, current listeners and, what the hell, unsubscribers. Were you a door-slammer as a moody teen? Or will you wait until after the commitment ceremony to start up that particular drama? Good for you. There’s a bar right across the bridge from Omaha in Iowa that turns ridiculously gay for just one hour before it closes. Haven’t we all done that? TV Talk: “Project Runway” is out, “Moject Munway” is in, hosted by, I dunno, Don and Cheryl or junk. “Ace of Cakes” is just piles of colored fondant formed into vizslas and vag. On the Style Network, “Ruby” is about a redhead who wears red and her name is Ruby. Geddit? She’s 700lbs on her way to 150. Then what, huh? Get all the loose skin trimmed off and it’s straight back to mediocrity. I know all about that. It doesn’t matter what she puts on her feet, they all end up as flats. Sophia Coppola adores her. Go to your closest mall and visit Throat Potato More®. And yes, you will be having the extra gravy. Rob saw Scott, who’s doing fine, thanks for asking. Zac Ephron is the only person in the world who constantly brushes his fringe *into* his eyes – besides me. We’re both lovely. Leslie Kritzer is a star. Google her before she Googles you. Quick call: this guy at work looked just like Noah. Freakin’ freaky, right? Obvious: Tub Girl is gross. Not obvious: she’s great for parties. Noah has to get to his yoga-jazz class. It’s downward dogs with head rolls, flick kicks and ball changes. What the what? Call 206-888-GAYZ, bitches. Go on. Kissy, kissy PNS338 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-16,24457937 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:46:14 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? daddy's vahz, vas deferense, vajay-jay http://odeo.com/episodes/24459829-PNS338-Piles-of-Colored-Fondant-Formed-into-Vizslas-and-Vag PNS 338 show notes by this beautiful lady -- Yeah, hi. What do you think? Pretty, huh? I thought so. Rob is fully prepared and on. Noah’s not sure if he’s Hilary, Miley or Tiffany Towers. Pat’s not sure if he’s Southern, British or retarded. Yes, it’s just another ordinary day with the PNSexplosion. Tracy, Tracee and Tiffany have their Mystic Tans on and are scouting for husbands at Wrigley Field. Or at least a little muff-diving in the PortaPotties. Shet. Three cheers for Iowa, home of Mamie Eisenhower, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Eastern Goldfinch. Also, gay marriage. Screw you, San Francisco – we’re going to Des Moines! Goodbye Disneyland and hello Adventureland. We’re gonna have a fun-filled day! And a quickie abortion. Shout outs to new listeners, old listeners, “Declan Channing”, Pat’s new Facebook friends, those guys from Sidetrack the other night, current listeners and, what the hell, unsubscribers. Were you a door-slammer as a moody teen? Or will you wait until after the commi... PNS 338 show notes by this beautiful lady -- Yeah, hi. What do you think? Pretty, huh? I thought so. Rob is fully prepared and on. Noah’s not sure if he’s Hilary, Miley or Tiffany Towers. Pat’s not sure if he’s Southern, British or retarded. Yes, it’s just another ordinary day with the PNSexplosion. Tracy, Tracee and Tiffany have their Mystic Tans on and are scouting for husbands at Wrigley Field. Or at least a little muff-diving in the PortaPotties. Shet. Three cheers for Iowa, home of Mamie Eisenhower, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Eastern Goldfinch. Also, gay marriage. Screw you, San Francisco – we’re going to Des Moines! Goodbye Disneyland and hello Adventureland. We’re gonna have a fun-filled day! And a quickie abortion. Shout outs to new listeners, old listeners, “Declan Channing”, Pat’s new Facebook friends, those guys from Sidetrack the other night, current listeners and, what the hell, unsubscribers. Were you a door-slammer as a moody teen? Or will you wait until after the commitment ceremony to start up that particular drama? Good for you. There’s a bar right across the bridge from Omaha in Iowa that turns ridiculously gay for just one hour before it closes. Haven’t we all done that? TV Talk: “Project Runway” is out, “Moject Munway” is in, hosted by, I dunno, Don and Cheryl or junk. “Ace of Cakes” is just piles of colored fondant formed into vizslas and vag. On the Style Network, “Ruby” is about a redhead who wears red and her name is Ruby. Geddit? She’s 700lbs on her way to 150. Then what, huh? Get all the loose skin trimmed off and it’s straight back to mediocrity. I know all about that. It doesn’t matter what she puts on her feet, they all end up as flats. Sophia Coppola adores her. Go to your closest mall and visit Throat Potato More®. And yes, you will be having the extra gravy. Rob saw Scott, who’s doing fine, thanks for asking. Zac Ephron is the only person in the world who constantly brushes his fringe *into* his eyes – besides me. We’re both lovely. Leslie Kritzer is a star. Google her before she Googles you. Quick call: this guy at work looked just like Noah. Freakin’ freaky, right? Obvious: Tub Girl is gross. Not obvious: she’s great for parties. Noah has to get to his yoga-jazz class. It’s downward dogs with head rolls, flick kicks and ball changes. What the what? Call 206-888-GAYZ, bitches. Go on. Kissy, kissy PNS338 PNS 338 show notes by this beautiful lady -- Yeah, hi. What do you think? Pretty, huh? I thought so. Rob is fully prepared and on. Noah’s not sure if he’s Hilary, Miley or Tiffany Towers. Pat’s not sure if he’s Southern, British or retarded. Yes, it’s just another ordinary day with the PNSexplosion. Tracy, Tracee and Tiffany have their Mystic Tans on and are scouting for husbands at Wrigley Field. Or at least a little muff-diving in the PortaPotties. Shet. Three cheers for Iowa, home of Mamie Eisenhower, Lara Flynn Boyle and the Eastern Goldfinch. Also, gay marriage. Screw you, San Francisco – we’re going to Des Moines! Goodbye Disneyland and hello Adventureland. We’re gonna have a fun-filled day! And a quickie abortion. Shout outs to new listeners, old listeners, “Declan Channing”, Pat’s new Facebook friends, those guys from Sidetrack the other night, current listeners and, what the hell, unsubscribers. Were you a door-slammer as a moody teen? Or will you wait until after the commitment ceremony to start up that particular drama? Good for you. There’s a bar right across the bridge from Omaha in Iowa that turns ridiculously gay for just one hour before it closes. Haven’t we all done that? TV Talk: “Project Runway” is out, “Moject Munway” is in, hosted by, I dunno, Don and Cheryl or junk. “Ace of Cakes” is just piles of colored fondant formed into vizslas and vag. On the Style Network, “Ruby” is about a redhead who wears red and her name is Ruby. Geddit? She’s 700lbs on her way to 150. Then what, huh? Get all the loose skin trimmed off and it’s straight back to mediocrity. I know all about that. It doesn’t matter what she puts on her feet, they all end up as flats. Sophia Coppola adores her. Go to your closest mall and visit Throat Potato More®. And yes, you will be having the extra gravy. Rob saw Scott, who’s doing fine, thanks for asking. Zac Ephron is the only person in the world who constantly brushes his fringe *into* his eyes – besides me. We’re both lovely. Leslie Kritzer is a star. Google her before she Googles you. Quick call: this guy at work looked just like Noah. Freakin’ freaky, right? Obvious: Tub Girl is gross. Not obvious: she’s great for parties. Noah has to get to his yoga-jazz class. It’s downward dogs with head rolls, flick kicks and ball changes. What the what? Call 206-888-GAYZ, bitches. Go on. Kissy, kissy PNS338 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-16,24459829 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 06:38:37 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? daddy's vahz, vas deferense, vajay-jay http://odeo.com/episodes/24441537-PNS337-Full-face-Shart-in-Two-seconds-Flat PNS337 show notes by Queen Elizabeth IIWhat? I can’t hear you. Those handsy Obamas gave me an iPod and it has changed my life. I’ll never have to sit through “God Save the Queen” ever again. I was opening a hospital this morning and listening to PNS the whole time. Delicious. Rob’s back! Which stage of grieving is Hilary Duff’s career at? She’s 22, so rehab is gonna be right around the corner. Patrick and Noah had a bad-movie night watching two shitpiles: the talent-free “The Room” (you can watch a clip on Boomtacular) and yet another Ashley-Judd-gettin’-roofied-’n’-raped crapstorm, “Twisted.” The Daytime Emmys are coming up. Who will be nominated? Marnie Schulenberger or Meredith Hagner? Crystal Chappell or Marcy Rylan? I’m so excited I could wet my — oops, too late. Actually, I don’t have a clue who any of these people on daytime are, but someone sure does: Rob “I’ve Got Time On My Hands During The Day” Lindley. Mouth-breather Star Jones (born “Starlet” – no kidding) tried to be a... PNS337 show notes by Queen Elizabeth IIWhat? I can’t hear you. Those handsy Obamas gave me an iPod and it has changed my life. I’ll never have to sit through “God Save the Queen” ever again. I was opening a hospital this morning and listening to PNS the whole time. Delicious. Rob’s back! Which stage of grieving is Hilary Duff’s career at? She’s 22, so rehab is gonna be right around the corner. Patrick and Noah had a bad-movie night watching two shitpiles: the talent-free “The Room” (you can watch a clip on Boomtacular) and yet another Ashley-Judd-gettin’-roofied-’n’-raped crapstorm, “Twisted.” The Daytime Emmys are coming up. Who will be nominated? Marnie Schulenberger or Meredith Hagner? Crystal Chappell or Marcy Rylan? I’m so excited I could wet my — oops, too late. Actually, I don’t have a clue who any of these people on daytime are, but someone sure does: Rob “I’ve Got Time On My Hands During The Day” Lindley. Mouth-breather Star Jones (born “Starlet” – no kidding) tried to be an inspirational weight-loss guru on “Oprah.” Nuh-uh, girlfriend. That’s selling ice to eskimos. Those “Whatever, Martha” girls are wretched and need a snarky fag to make it work. What are those Queer Eye faggotz doing these days? “Rescue Me” is a fire station packed to the balls with hot guys. How hot? Pat would let any one of them go the full-face shart in two-seconds flat, so you know they’ve gotta be five-alarm. Also hot: Bonnie Hunt’s warm-up guy. The warm-up crew on “Oprah” are just nazis, and Oprah herself is pushing for the 2016 Chicago Olympics. Getting a drink at Sidetrack will become a gold-medal event. Listeners who want to be on the show: email with your Skype name. Who’s dropping off the perch first: Farrah Fawcett or Patrick Swayze? More calls to 206-888-GAYZ, please! Keep ’em short and snappy, OK? If you need counseling or have a voice that sounds like the dial tone, you’re totally calling the wrong number. Pat’s off to New York to take in some Broadway shows. “9 to Gyne: The Musical” just opened, the perfect excuse to round out this shit sammie with a shrillcast of that song. BTW, Dolly: if you have any more plastic surgery, your gunt’s gonna be up where your boobs are and your boobs will be behind your ears. Stop it! I liked this show so much that I’m subscribing in the iTunes. Look at me - I’m a web-savvy silver surfer. L8R, subjects. PNS337 PNS337 show notes by Queen Elizabeth IIWhat? I can’t hear you. Those handsy Obamas gave me an iPod and it has changed my life. I’ll never have to sit through “God Save the Queen” ever again. I was opening a hospital this morning and listening to PNS the whole time. Delicious. Rob’s back! Which stage of grieving is Hilary Duff’s career at? She’s 22, so rehab is gonna be right around the corner. Patrick and Noah had a bad-movie night watching two shitpiles: the talent-free “The Room” (you can watch a clip on Boomtacular) and yet another Ashley-Judd-gettin’-roofied-’n’-raped crapstorm, “Twisted.” The Daytime Emmys are coming up. Who will be nominated? Marnie Schulenberger or Meredith Hagner? Crystal Chappell or Marcy Rylan? I’m so excited I could wet my — oops, too late. Actually, I don’t have a clue who any of these people on daytime are, but someone sure does: Rob “I’ve Got Time On My Hands During The Day” Lindley. Mouth-breather Star Jones (born “Starlet” – no kidding) tried to be an inspirational weight-loss guru on “Oprah.” Nuh-uh, girlfriend. That’s selling ice to eskimos. Those “Whatever, Martha” girls are wretched and need a snarky fag to make it work. What are those Queer Eye faggotz doing these days? “Rescue Me” is a fire station packed to the balls with hot guys. How hot? Pat would let any one of them go the full-face shart in two-seconds flat, so you know they’ve gotta be five-alarm. Also hot: Bonnie Hunt’s warm-up guy. The warm-up crew on “Oprah” are just nazis, and Oprah herself is pushing for the 2016 Chicago Olympics. Getting a drink at Sidetrack will become a gold-medal event. Listeners who want to be on the show: email with your Skype name. Who’s dropping off the perch first: Farrah Fawcett or Patrick Swayze? More calls to 206-888-GAYZ, please! Keep ’em short and snappy, OK? If you need counseling or have a voice that sounds like the dial tone, you’re totally calling the wrong number. Pat’s off to New York to take in some Broadway shows. “9 to Gyne: The Musical” just opened, the perfect excuse to round out this shit sammie with a shrillcast of that song. BTW, Dolly: if you have any more plastic surgery, your gunt’s gonna be up where your boobs are and your boobs will be behind your ears. Stop it! I liked this show so much that I’m subscribing in the iTunes. Look at me - I’m a web-savvy silver surfer. L8R, subjects. PNS337 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-11,24441537 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:14:25 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? Ann Coulter's gaping gyne, Anne Gyna http://odeo.com/episodes/24425392-PNS336-Soleil-Moon-Fry%E2%80%99s-enormous-tits-tweet PNS 336 show notes by this disgusting pile of crap -- Thppppppp. Oh, excuse me. Just practicing getting my fart on for later. If you think I’m hefty, wait til you listen to this show. It’s like me with extra bacon fat and more cheese shoved in. PNSexcessplosion. Ready to chow down? Martha Stewart and those whiny girls are live in the studio. Was there ever really a pet pig, mama? David J’s back to promote his XXX vid, “All Hands On Dick.” Ahoy! Did you hear the ShamWow guy got booked for fighting with a hooker? Well, wow-wee! Crystal meth - oh, yeth. Catch Pat stripping at the Lucky Whore’s Shoe on the corner of Clark and Regret. PNS is huge in Japan, where it’s called “Crazy Sexy Fun Fun Fun Gay Time Exprosion.” The Barack Obama Chia Pet is available in “Happy” or “Dignified.” What, no “I’m Pissed Because I Inherited Two Wars And An Economy In The Turlet”? Brrrrrrrrp. The Conversation Hat™ overflows with tales of early sexual experiments. Noah touched some peen and now the guy is d... PNS 336 show notes by this disgusting pile of crap -- Thppppppp. Oh, excuse me. Just practicing getting my fart on for later. If you think I’m hefty, wait til you listen to this show. It’s like me with extra bacon fat and more cheese shoved in. PNSexcessplosion. Ready to chow down? Martha Stewart and those whiny girls are live in the studio. Was there ever really a pet pig, mama? David J’s back to promote his XXX vid, “All Hands On Dick.” Ahoy! Did you hear the ShamWow guy got booked for fighting with a hooker? Well, wow-wee! Crystal meth - oh, yeth. Catch Pat stripping at the Lucky Whore’s Shoe on the corner of Clark and Regret. PNS is huge in Japan, where it’s called “Crazy Sexy Fun Fun Fun Gay Time Exprosion.” The Barack Obama Chia Pet is available in “Happy” or “Dignified.” What, no “I’m Pissed Because I Inherited Two Wars And An Economy In The Turlet”? Brrrrrrrrp. The Conversation Hat™ overflows with tales of early sexual experiments. Noah touched some peen and now the guy is dead. Woopsy. David J did it with a house full of brothers across the street, like the gay version of “The Virgin Suicides” without the virgins and the suicides. Noah hammered a hot dog, a kind of deviant practice I’m not familiar with. Some hot/creepy talk of teachers showering with students, David J’s bf’s big balls and the lovely Miss Pat Coté. Did you have hot teachers? Hit the comments, kids. Wrestling is hard and smells like tananana. So do I. Hey, if the head of Facebook is listening, here’s One Random Thing About Myself: I want you to choke on your lousy memes. Soleil Moon Fry’s enormous tits tweet. In Axe The Gaywads, have you ever been in a sling? We’re halfway through, so if you need to go throw up so you can shovel the rest of this in, now’s the time. The dudes at IML are totally up for anything until they have to go back to their cubicles. Pat hangs out with the stars. Next question: what’s your favorite iPhone app? Seriously? Must have been a wrong number. Speaking of gross piles of junk oozing cheese and garnished with half a pound of onions, Sally Kirkland calls in about losing at the Ocscars. She knows all about that. Frrrrrrrrrp. You’ll want to do a courtesy flush after that horror, mister. Charades in the studio mean now is the time to check your voicemail. Which child star would you like to — oh, jeesuz, what are Soleil Moon Fry’s enormous tits tweeting now? What did you used to watch after dinner? If you ate me, it would be the big white telephone connected directly to god. Rainbow yawnsies. Is Chazzy up for adoption? Who could afford the food bills? If you’re disorganized, you need new Ped-O-Files®. I would totally go see “Charlotte Ray: The Opera.” So much browning. Girls! This shit sammie closes out with a delicious, full-fat shrillcast that will take leave your feet feeling numb. Are you full yet? Do you want seconds? One more tiny spoonful? If you made it this far, you’ll need a pick-me-up shock from the complimentary biphasic defibrillators just before you shart yourself stupid. Your waitress will lube up the paddles. Clear! PNS336 PNS 336 show notes by this disgusting pile of crap -- Thppppppp. Oh, excuse me. Just practicing getting my fart on for later. If you think I’m hefty, wait til you listen to this show. It’s like me with extra bacon fat and more cheese shoved in. PNSexcessplosion. Ready to chow down? Martha Stewart and those whiny girls are live in the studio. Was there ever really a pet pig, mama? David J’s back to promote his XXX vid, “All Hands On Dick.” Ahoy! Did you hear the ShamWow guy got booked for fighting with a hooker? Well, wow-wee! Crystal meth - oh, yeth. Catch Pat stripping at the Lucky Whore’s Shoe on the corner of Clark and Regret. PNS is huge in Japan, where it’s called “Crazy Sexy Fun Fun Fun Gay Time Exprosion.” The Barack Obama Chia Pet is available in “Happy” or “Dignified.” What, no “I’m Pissed Because I Inherited Two Wars And An Economy In The Turlet”? Brrrrrrrrp. The Conversation Hat™ overflows with tales of early sexual experiments. Noah touched some peen and now the guy is dead. Woopsy. David J did it with a house full of brothers across the street, like the gay version of “The Virgin Suicides” without the virgins and the suicides. Noah hammered a hot dog, a kind of deviant practice I’m not familiar with. Some hot/creepy talk of teachers showering with students, David J’s bf’s big balls and the lovely Miss Pat Coté. Did you have hot teachers? Hit the comments, kids. Wrestling is hard and smells like tananana. So do I. Hey, if the head of Facebook is listening, here’s One Random Thing About Myself: I want you to choke on your lousy memes. Soleil Moon Fry’s enormous tits tweet. In Axe The Gaywads, have you ever been in a sling? We’re halfway through, so if you need to go throw up so you can shovel the rest of this in, now’s the time. The dudes at IML are totally up for anything until they have to go back to their cubicles. Pat hangs out with the stars. Next question: what’s your favorite iPhone app? Seriously? Must have been a wrong number. Speaking of gross piles of junk oozing cheese and garnished with half a pound of onions, Sally Kirkland calls in about losing at the Ocscars. She knows all about that. Frrrrrrrrrp. You’ll want to do a courtesy flush after that horror, mister. Charades in the studio mean now is the time to check your voicemail. Which child star would you like to — oh, jeesuz, what are Soleil Moon Fry’s enormous tits tweeting now? What did you used to watch after dinner? If you ate me, it would be the big white telephone connected directly to god. Rainbow yawnsies. Is Chazzy up for adoption? Who could afford the food bills? If you’re disorganized, you need new Ped-O-Files®. I would totally go see “Charlotte Ray: The Opera.” So much browning. Girls! This shit sammie closes out with a delicious, full-fat shrillcast that will take leave your feet feeling numb. Are you full yet? Do you want seconds? One more tiny spoonful? If you made it this far, you’ll need a pick-me-up shock from the complimentary biphasic defibrillators just before you shart yourself stupid. Your waitress will lube up the paddles. Clear! PNS336 tag:odeo.com,2009-04-08,24425392 Wed, 08 Apr 2009 08:18:11 -0700 yes ? PNSexplosion ? explosive bloody diarrhea, topopo salad