http://odeo.com/channels/623-Mondays-FullMP3 isaiass18 no Monday Morning Laughs for Geeks Monday Morning Laughs for Geeks Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. en-us 40 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:00:00 -0700 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:00:00 -0700 Comedy http://odeo.com/episodes/25050361-Dwayne-Goes-to-Hell Mark and Karen tie the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys. Mark and Karen tie the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys. Mark and Karen tie the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-30,25050361 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/24818284-Back-with-a-Vengence Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever. Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever. Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-16,24818284 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/23897920-The-Baby-Show Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever. Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever. Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever. tag:odeo.com,2009-01-19,23897920 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:00:00 -0800 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/23755585-Change All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned). All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned). All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned). tag:odeo.com,2008-12-14,23755585 Sun, 14 Dec 2008 20:00:00 -0800 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22555472-The-He-Hole-Show Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets. Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets. Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets. tag:odeo.com,2008-05-25,22555472 Sun, 25 May 2008 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22555473-The-Man-Boy-Show Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway. Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway. Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway. tag:odeo.com,2008-04-13,22555473 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162380-Richard-is-Dead Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW). tag:odeo.com,2008-03-09,22162380 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162381-Karen-s-Ass Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass. Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass. Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass. tag:odeo.com,2007-10-14,22162381 Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162382-Carl-Turns-40 It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide! It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide! It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide! tag:odeo.com,2007-08-20,22162382 Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162383-The-Target-Show Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise. Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise. Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise. tag:odeo.com,2007-06-24,22162383 Sun, 24 Jun 2007 22:18:48 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162384-Mister-Peepers Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing. Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing. Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing. tag:odeo.com,2007-04-22,22162384 Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162385-Charlie-has-left-the-chocolate-factory Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story. Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story. Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story. tag:odeo.com,2007-04-08,22162385 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162386-I-Said-the-Wrong-Thing-Again-Didn-t-I Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy! Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy! Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy! tag:odeo.com,2007-02-04,22162386 Sun, 04 Feb 2007 20:00:00 -0800 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162387-Who-the-hell-is-Guy-Fawkes Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays! Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays! Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays! tag:odeo.com,2006-12-12,22162387 Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:03:47 -0800 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162388-All-Together Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know. Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know. Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know. tag:odeo.com,2006-10-29,22162388 Sun, 29 Oct 2006 20:00:00 -0800 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162389-The-Angry-Show Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys. Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys. Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys. tag:odeo.com,2006-10-22,22162389 Sun, 22 Oct 2006 22:24:33 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162390-the-Bluvaries-Show Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries. Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries. Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries. tag:odeo.com,2006-10-09,22162390 Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:01:39 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162391-The-Goat-Show Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen tag:odeo.com,2006-10-01,22162391 Sun, 01 Oct 2006 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162392-Talking-Heads-Electric-Butts Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience. Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience. Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience. tag:odeo.com,2006-08-27,22162392 Sun, 27 Aug 2006 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162393-That-s-The-Funniest-Thing-You-ve-Ever-Said Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know. Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know. Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know. tag:odeo.com,2006-08-20,22162393 Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162394-The-Best-of-Mark-Miller-Part-1 We've gone back through the archives, and after realizing how crappy the first 11 shows were, we included Mark's Dumbah than Me segments starting at show #12, which is when he began doing the 'You Sir...' bit. Of course there are various stories mixed in. Hey, it's the best of! Consider this a prelude to Millahseconds! You can hear Kirk Webb and Nick Landry in some of the early bits. We've gone back through the archives, and after realizing how crappy the first 11 shows were, we included Mark's Dumbah than Me segments starting at show #12, which is when he began doing the 'You Sir...' bit. Of course there are various stories mixed in. Hey, it's the best of! Consider this a prelude to Millahseconds! You can hear Kirk Webb and Nick Landry in some of the early bits. We've gone back through the archives, and after realizing how crappy the first 11 shows were, we included Mark's Dumbah than Me segments starting at show #12, which is when he began doing the 'You Sir...' bit. Of course there are various stories mixed in. Hey, it's the best of! Consider this a prelude to Millahseconds! You can hear Kirk Webb and Nick Landry in some of the early bits. tag:odeo.com,2006-08-13,22162394 Sun, 13 Aug 2006 23:37:14 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162395-Personal-Details Mark is gravely concerned about his personal details leaking out onto the Internet via the unscroupulous lack of editing on Carl's part. Geoff is away finishing up his move back to the area. Carl teaches us what he's learned this week. Mark has Dumbah! Karen says "Get over yourself!" and Richard has achieved Toy Nirvana. Mark is gravely concerned about his personal details leaking out onto the Internet via the unscroupulous lack of editing on Carl's part. Geoff is away finishing up his move back to the area. Carl teaches us what he's learned this week. Mark has Dumbah! Karen says "Get over yourself!" and Richard has achieved Toy Nirvana. Mark is gravely concerned about his personal details leaking out onto the Internet via the unscroupulous lack of editing on Carl's part. Geoff is away finishing up his move back to the area. Carl teaches us what he's learned this week. Mark has Dumbah! Karen says "Get over yourself!" and Richard has achieved Toy Nirvana. tag:odeo.com,2006-07-30,22162395 Sun, 30 Jul 2006 19:20:07 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162396-A-Real-Sponsor The full cast is here! Carl tells us what he's learned, Richard toys with us, Karen helps us manage our 'collections,' and there's even a little poo, too. And can you believe it? Someone wants to sponsor this crappy show?! The full cast is here! Carl tells us what he's learned, Richard toys with us, Karen helps us manage our 'collections,' and there's even a little poo, too. And can you believe it? Someone wants to sponsor this crappy show?! The full cast is here! Carl tells us what he's learned, Richard toys with us, Karen helps us manage our 'collections,' and there's even a little poo, too. And can you believe it? Someone wants to sponsor this crappy show?! tag:odeo.com,2006-07-24,22162396 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:29:59 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162397-Chaos Rory Blyth joins the crew, seing as he was in town, Geoff makes a comeback, Karen and Rory trade venomous insults, Mark Miller has tales of dumbah (as always), Carl learns how NOT to deal with animals who chase you on your bike, and Richard is replaced by the patented Richard 2000 automatic funny machine. Rory Blyth joins the crew, seing as he was in town, Geoff makes a comeback, Karen and Rory trade venomous insults, Mark Miller has tales of dumbah (as always), Carl learns how NOT to deal with animals who chase you on your bike, and Richard is replaced by the patented Richard 2000 automatic funny machine. Rory Blyth joins the crew, seing as he was in town, Geoff makes a comeback, Karen and Rory trade venomous insults, Mark Miller has tales of dumbah (as always), Carl learns how NOT to deal with animals who chase you on your bike, and Richard is replaced by the patented Richard 2000 automatic funny machine. tag:odeo.com,2006-07-17,22162397 Mon, 17 Jul 2006 04:11:30 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162398-Live-from-The-Netherlands Carl, Richard, and Mark are joined onstage by Michele Leroux Bustamante in front of 400 puzzled Dutch software developers ad the SDN conference in Arnhem, The Netherlands. Carl, Richard, and Mark are joined onstage by Michele Leroux Bustamante in front of 400 puzzled Dutch software developers ad the SDN conference in Arnhem, The Netherlands. Carl, Richard, and Mark are joined onstage by Michele Leroux Bustamante in front of 400 puzzled Dutch software developers ad the SDN conference in Arnhem, The Netherlands. tag:odeo.com,2006-05-21,22162398 Sun, 21 May 2006 21:00:00 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3 http://odeo.com/episodes/22162399-The-Mondays-Fan-Song This about sums it up, huh? This about sums it up, huh? This about sums it up, huh? tag:odeo.com,2006-05-12,22162399 Fri, 12 May 2006 02:53:46 -0700 no Mondays FullMP3