http://odeo.com/channels/3853-Nobody-Likes-Onions PatrickMelton yes It's like taking a cold shower in sarcasm. It's like taking a cold shower in sarcasm. It's like taking a cold shower in sarcasm. en 40 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:23:11 -0800 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:23:11 -0800 Comedy http://odeo.com/episodes/25409878-NLO-472-Sharpie-Face Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the easy jokes. It’s all in good fun. We also talk about some idiots in the news, watch a crazy lady strip down, and more. Patrick then got so hammered that the show didn’t get posted on time. Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the easy jokes. It’s all in good fun. We also talk about some idiots in the news, watch a crazy lady strip down, and more. Patrick then got so hammered that the show didn’t get posted on time. Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the easy jokes. It’s all in good fun. We also talk about some idiots in the news, watch a crazy lady strip down, and more. Patrick then got so hammered that the show didn’t get posted on time. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-05,25409878 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:23:11 -0800 yes Nobody Likes Onions London, NLO Shows, travel, paris, nyc, vagina, idiot news http://odeo.com/episodes/25398737-NLO-471-Doing-Squats Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how to make this new sitting situation work. We also talk about some news stories, like a coach who hates fat girls and a drunk lady. It’s good! Listen! Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how to make this new sitting situation work. We also talk about some news stories, like a coach who hates fat girls and a drunk lady. It’s good! Listen! Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how to make this new sitting situation work. We also talk about some news stories, like a coach who hates fat girls and a drunk lady. It’s good! Listen! tag:odeo.com,2009-11-03,25398737 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:35:48 -0800 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25398740-NLO-469-Damn-Dames Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort to extreme violence to solve their problems. We also take calls and people seem to really have it out for poor Nicole. Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort to extreme violence to solve their problems. We also take calls and people seem to really have it out for poor Nicole. Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort to extreme violence to solve their problems. We also take calls and people seem to really have it out for poor Nicole. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-29,25398740 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:48:17 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, Halloween, zombies, costumes, violence, sex jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/25398743-NLO-468-Paranormal-Disappointment Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie Paranormal Activity, and recaps some other stories in the news. He also attacks the fun-spirited people over at Improv Everywhere for their latest stupid mission. He hates those guys. Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie Paranormal Activity, and recaps some other stories in the news. He also attacks the fun-spirited people over at Improv Everywhere for their latest stupid mission. He hates those guys. Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie Paranormal Activity, and recaps some other stories in the news. He also attacks the fun-spirited people over at Improv Everywhere for their latest stupid mission. He hates those guys. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-28,25398743 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:45:58 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Space, NLO Shows, sex toys, paranormal activity, divorce jokes, mermaid girl http://odeo.com/episodes/25398744-NLO-467-Walking-Funny Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent airline incidents in the news, and Patrick ridicules a caller who tries to school Patrick on flight procedures. Oh, and there’s the funniest YouTube video ever. Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent airline incidents in the news, and Patrick ridicules a caller who tries to school Patrick on flight procedures. Oh, and there’s the funniest YouTube video ever. Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent airline incidents in the news, and Patrick ridicules a caller who tries to school Patrick on flight procedures. Oh, and there’s the funniest YouTube video ever. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-27,25398744 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:50:14 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, airplanes, flying, airports, pilots, flu shot, fat girls, night clubs http://odeo.com/episodes/25352637-NLO-466-Ginger-Lover Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the comedy business and a little bit of the history of who Darren is. Patrick recounts working with Darren one time in 2004 and a very important lesson he learned. Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the comedy business and a little bit of the history of who Darren is. Patrick recounts working with Darren one time in 2004 and a very important lesson he learned. Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the comedy business and a little bit of the history of who Darren is. Patrick recounts working with Darren one time in 2004 and a very important lesson he learned. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-22,25352637 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:36:42 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Comedy, NLO Shows, Comedians, racism, Political correctness, Darren Carter http://odeo.com/episodes/25334574-NLO-465-Splitting-Tongues Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification just isn’t his cup of tea. A caller calls in and drools over Noelle, twice, and she isn’t even here. There’s more callers, but we can’t tell you about everything here. Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification just isn’t his cup of tea. A caller calls in and drools over Noelle, twice, and she isn’t even here. There’s more callers, but we can’t tell you about everything here. Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification just isn’t his cup of tea. A caller calls in and drools over Noelle, twice, and she isn’t even here. There’s more callers, but we can’t tell you about everything here. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-21,25334574 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:48:35 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Movies, NLO Shows, drugs, flying, callers, news jokes, body modification http://odeo.com/episodes/25321978-NLO-464-Religious-Rearing Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between then its likely you’ll run into crowds that still get a down to earth twinkle in their eye when they remember the time they followed the laughter and found the wonder of Noelle Lippy. Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between then its likely you’ll run into crowds that still get a down to earth twinkle in their eye when they remember the time they followed the laughter and found the wonder of Noelle Lippy. Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between then its likely you’ll run into crowds that still get a down to earth twinkle in their eye when they remember the time they followed the laughter and found the wonder of Noelle Lippy. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-20,25321978 Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:26:26 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25316106-NLO-463-Clumps-and-Clogs Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make a mess of things. We also make fun of a fat kid on YouTube, try to figure out a movie, and laugh at an old guy. Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make a mess of things. We also make fun of a fat kid on YouTube, try to figure out a movie, and laugh at an old guy. Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make a mess of things. We also make fun of a fat kid on YouTube, try to figure out a movie, and laugh at an old guy. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-19,25316106 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:13:09 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25294064-NLO-462-Fuck-Falcon Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, like Falcon, the boy who was thought to be flying high above the earth in a spaceship him and his neglectful father built together out of tin foil and magic. Other news stories and your calls are also featured. Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, like Falcon, the boy who was thought to be flying high above the earth in a spaceship him and his neglectful father built together out of tin foil and magic. Other news stories and your calls are also featured. Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, like Falcon, the boy who was thought to be flying high above the earth in a spaceship him and his neglectful father built together out of tin foil and magic. Other news stories and your calls are also featured. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-15,25294064 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:49:20 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25288047-NLO-461-Foaming-Mad Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy but Patrick isn’t having it. The guys make fun of a weird guy on YouTube, and some other news stories worthy of discussion. You’ll like it. Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy but Patrick isn’t having it. The guys make fun of a weird guy on YouTube, and some other news stories worthy of discussion. You’ll like it. Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy but Patrick isn’t having it. The guys make fun of a weird guy on YouTube, and some other news stories worthy of discussion. You’ll like it. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-14,25288047 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:37:07 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25282353-NLO-460-Getting-Lippy The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that girls can indeed be funny. Does she succeed in her quest? Will women be forever doomed to be ridiculed by their male counterparts? Probably, but it isn’t Noelle’s fault. The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that girls can indeed be funny. Does she succeed in her quest? Will women be forever doomed to be ridiculed by their male counterparts? Probably, but it isn’t Noelle’s fault. The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that girls can indeed be funny. Does she succeed in her quest? Will women be forever doomed to be ridiculed by their male counterparts? Probably, but it isn’t Noelle’s fault. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-13,25282353 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:52:17 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Relationships, NLO Shows, Comedians, Harry Connick Jr., sex jokes, booty clap http://odeo.com/episodes/25250501-NLO-459-Fancy-Boy-Toys Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive mood, or perhaps he just really enjoys being a dick. Dagre joins the show, but is not enthusiastic at all and brings the level of energy down to a rumbling nap. There are some phone calls, some news stories and some bad jokes. Just another day in the life of NLO. Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive mood, or perhaps he just really enjoys being a dick. Dagre joins the show, but is not enthusiastic at all and brings the level of energy down to a rumbling nap. There are some phone calls, some news stories and some bad jokes. Just another day in the life of NLO. Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive mood, or perhaps he just really enjoys being a dick. Dagre joins the show, but is not enthusiastic at all and brings the level of energy down to a rumbling nap. There are some phone calls, some news stories and some bad jokes. Just another day in the life of NLO. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-07,25250501 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:35:44 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions electronics, NLO Shows, singing, arguing, Other Shows, balloons http://odeo.com/episodes/25246143-NLO-458-Love-Cake In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and handles the situation like a pro. We also peruse YouTube, as we’re known to do on occasion, and find all kinds of nuts and mesmerizing talents. In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and handles the situation like a pro. We also peruse YouTube, as we’re known to do on occasion, and find all kinds of nuts and mesmerizing talents. In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and handles the situation like a pro. We also peruse YouTube, as we’re known to do on occasion, and find all kinds of nuts and mesmerizing talents. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-06,25246143 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:47:53 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions girls, NLO Shows, singing, rant, Emails, david letterman http://odeo.com/episodes/25240011-NLO-457-Fucking-Females We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick becoming recently single, along with the trials and tribulations of being a male and the trouble that comes with it. We cover Jon and Kate Plus 8, take some calls, and talk about some recent legal woes. Enjoy. We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick becoming recently single, along with the trials and tribulations of being a male and the trouble that comes with it. We cover Jon and Kate Plus 8, take some calls, and talk about some recent legal woes. Enjoy. We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick becoming recently single, along with the trials and tribulations of being a male and the trouble that comes with it. We cover Jon and Kate Plus 8, take some calls, and talk about some recent legal woes. Enjoy. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-05,25240011 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:59:29 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Relationships, sex, NLO Shows, Los Angeles, Women, marriage, reality tv http://odeo.com/episodes/25168445-NLO-456-Fat-and-Sassy Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, a really fat man – dances on YouTube in a super inappropriate manner. Follow it up with some news stories, and a video of a mentally ill guy getting his skull caved in, and you have a show! Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, a really fat man – dances on YouTube in a super inappropriate manner. Follow it up with some news stories, and a video of a mentally ill guy getting his skull caved in, and you have a show! Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, a really fat man – dances on YouTube in a super inappropriate manner. Follow it up with some news stories, and a video of a mentally ill guy getting his skull caved in, and you have a show! tag:odeo.com,2009-09-22,25168445 Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:06:41 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions youtube, NLO Shows, rape, karate, mental illness, fat girls, fat jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/25157673-NLO-455-Kanye-Karaoke We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times all around, with news stories, personal stuff, movie talk, some singing, phone calls, your feedback, and of course, auto tune. We’re getting jiggy with it, big time. I don’t know what that means. Enjoy! We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times all around, with news stories, personal stuff, movie talk, some singing, phone calls, your feedback, and of course, auto tune. We’re getting jiggy with it, big time. I don’t know what that means. Enjoy! We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times all around, with news stories, personal stuff, movie talk, some singing, phone calls, your feedback, and of course, auto tune. We’re getting jiggy with it, big time. I don’t know what that means. Enjoy! tag:odeo.com,2009-09-20,25157673 Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:21:30 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Facebook, NLO Shows, karaoke, fundraising, kanye, craigslist, autotune http://odeo.com/episodes/25143265-NLO-454-Organ-Boner In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for you. Anyway, these guys had mad skills. We wish we knew how to pull off a burglary with such precision and speed. We’d steal some of those SleepNumber beds, or some of those cool beer helmets with the clampy straws. Or maybe some coffee beans in case a coffee bean war breaks out or something. What? What. In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for you. Anyway, these guys had mad skills. We wish we knew how to pull off a burglary with such precision and speed. We’d steal some of those SleepNumber beds, or some of those cool beer helmets with the clampy straws. Or maybe some coffee beans in case a coffee bean war breaks out or something. What? What. In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for you. Anyway, these guys had mad skills. We wish we knew how to pull off a burglary with such precision and speed. We’d steal some of those SleepNumber beds, or some of those cool beer helmets with the clampy straws. Or maybe some coffee beans in case a coffee bean war breaks out or something. What? What. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-17,25143265 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:42:34 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25132412-NLO-453-Tweeting-for-God We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. Really. Download this or play it on your audio box. It will prove it. Chef is here, and we learn about our friends, the Jews. We also watch a video of a guy flipping out way too much over a football game. We’re not sure he even understands football, but he sure is passionate. Combine that with some talk about Kanye and the other mistakes black people have been making lately (looking at you, Obama), and it’s quite the comedic audio thing. We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. Really. Download this or play it on your audio box. It will prove it. Chef is here, and we learn about our friends, the Jews. We also watch a video of a guy flipping out way too much over a football game. We’re not sure he even understands football, but he sure is passionate. Combine that with some talk about Kanye and the other mistakes black people have been making lately (looking at you, Obama), and it’s quite the comedic audio thing. We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. Really. Download this or play it on your audio box. It will prove it. Chef is here, and we learn about our friends, the Jews. We also watch a video of a guy flipping out way too much over a football game. We’re not sure he even understands football, but he sure is passionate. Combine that with some talk about Kanye and the other mistakes black people have been making lately (looking at you, Obama), and it’s quite the comedic audio thing. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-15,25132412 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:45:03 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions twitter, NLO Shows, kanye, Jews, Idiots, Obama jokes, news jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/25105706-NLO-452-Funeral-Wedding Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or something. Stupid Americans. Anyway, in this show we talk about a guy who was too fat to fly, Patrick discusses an idea for a new gym concept, and Dagre tries to bring something to the table, but it all ends in a giant pile of failure. I know sometimes on the internet the kids just say “fail”, but failure is the correct noun. Fail is a verb, internet people. Learn things. Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or something. Stupid Americans. Anyway, in this show we talk about a guy who was too fat to fly, Patrick discusses an idea for a new gym concept, and Dagre tries to bring something to the table, but it all ends in a giant pile of failure. I know sometimes on the internet the kids just say “fail”, but failure is the correct noun. Fail is a verb, internet people. Learn things. Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or something. Stupid Americans. Anyway, in this show we talk about a guy who was too fat to fly, Patrick discusses an idea for a new gym concept, and Dagre tries to bring something to the table, but it all ends in a giant pile of failure. I know sometimes on the internet the kids just say “fail”, but failure is the correct noun. Fail is a verb, internet people. Learn things. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-10,25105706 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:38:35 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, wedding, exercise, poker, funeral, obama speech, fat jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/25095039-NLO-451-Cancer-of-the-Funny-Bone It’s a laid back live show, where Patrick and Johnny are up to their standard jokes – making fun of people fatter than them, exploring exotic and fatty foods, and making fun of more successful comedians. It’s shows like this that make us realize how far at the bottom of the food chain we are. But we still have you, the fans, to make us feel special. Right, guys? Right? It’s a laid back live show, where Patrick and Johnny are up to their standard jokes – making fun of people fatter than them, exploring exotic and fatty foods, and making fun of more successful comedians. It’s shows like this that make us realize how far at the bottom of the food chain we are. But we still have you, the fans, to make us feel special. Right, guys? Right? It’s a laid back live show, where Patrick and Johnny are up to their standard jokes – making fun of people fatter than them, exploring exotic and fatty foods, and making fun of more successful comedians. It’s shows like this that make us realize how far at the bottom of the food chain we are. But we still have you, the fans, to make us feel special. Right, guys? Right? tag:odeo.com,2009-09-08,25095039 Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:20:43 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, cancer, comedian, fat girls, fair food, deep fried butter, auto tune http://odeo.com/episodes/25069641-NLO-450-Penis-Growth Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest asshole ever. Don’t forget the baconnaise. Down with whitey! Get bent. Patrickilicious! I like cheese. Justin never calls. Big ups to the breakfast foods. Health is for suckers. Look at this stuff isn’t it neat? Obama is yo’ mama! Jew-bear that shit. Communism is the way of the future. Hellen Keller: best. blowjob. ever. Can you hear me poop if I mute? It’s gonna be good? Brian King is in LA! Woodchucks eat hamburgers. Say goodbye to your Nazi balls. Twit that shit. Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest asshole ever. Don’t forget the baconnaise. Down with whitey! Get bent. Patrickilicious! I like cheese. Justin never calls. Big ups to the breakfast foods. Health is for suckers. Look at this stuff isn’t it neat? Obama is yo’ mama! Jew-bear that shit. Communism is the way of the future. Hellen Keller: best. blowjob. ever. Can you hear me poop if I mute? It’s gonna be good? Brian King is in LA! Woodchucks eat hamburgers. Say goodbye to your Nazi balls. Twit that shit. Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest asshole ever. Don’t forget the baconnaise. Down with whitey! Get bent. Patrickilicious! I like cheese. Justin never calls. Big ups to the breakfast foods. Health is for suckers. Look at this stuff isn’t it neat? Obama is yo’ mama! Jew-bear that shit. Communism is the way of the future. Hellen Keller: best. blowjob. ever. Can you hear me poop if I mute? It’s gonna be good? Brian King is in LA! Woodchucks eat hamburgers. Say goodbye to your Nazi balls. Twit that shit. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-03,25069641 Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:21:08 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/25059416-NLO-449-Bacon-is-Good-for-Me It’s a bonus-length show, with over ninety minutes of fun stuff. Well, in reality, a lot of it is just us watching YouTube, but wow, we just can’t get enough of this fat bitch cooking the most ridiculously unhealthy food on the planet. She looks like a fat version of the fattest bitch you’ve ever seen doing anything anywhere. Patrick rants about his recent haircut, and the guys contemplate putting out a CD of parody songs. Patrick announce the launch of his new comedy CD (available on iTunes – click here!) and a few other things get discussed. It’s a bonus-length show, with over ninety minutes of fun stuff. Well, in reality, a lot of it is just us watching YouTube, but wow, we just can’t get enough of this fat bitch cooking the most ridiculously unhealthy food on the planet. She looks like a fat version of the fattest bitch you’ve ever seen doing anything anywhere. Patrick rants about his recent haircut, and the guys contemplate putting out a CD of parody songs. Patrick announce the launch of his new comedy CD (available on iTunes – click here!) and a few other things get discussed. It’s a bonus-length show, with over ninety minutes of fun stuff. Well, in reality, a lot of it is just us watching YouTube, but wow, we just can’t get enough of this fat bitch cooking the most ridiculously unhealthy food on the planet. She looks like a fat version of the fattest bitch you’ve ever seen doing anything anywhere. Patrick rants about his recent haircut, and the guys contemplate putting out a CD of parody songs. Patrick announce the launch of his new comedy CD (available on iTunes – click here!) and a few other things get discussed. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-01,25059416 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:39:02 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions youtube, NLO Shows, haircut, WifeSwap, fat bitch, funny kids, fat jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/25047876-NLO-448-Twickering You could call this show somewhat of an intervention. Patrick and Johnny got in to some Twitter arguments this weekend, and Patrick wants to have it out on the show. Patrick has two problems with Johnny’s Twitter behavior. After a spirited discussion about how sad we’re getting in our older age, we cover several new stories, from a girl who was born with a face like the frog-man, and a girl who had two vaginas and a slew of happy ex-boyfriends. We basically just make fun of other people to make ourselves feel better, but that’s nothing new. You could call this show somewhat of an intervention. Patrick and Johnny got in to some Twitter arguments this weekend, and Patrick wants to have it out on the show. Patrick has two problems with Johnny’s Twitter behavior. After a spirited discussion about how sad we’re getting in our older age, we cover several new stories, from a girl who was born with a face like the frog-man, and a girl who had two vaginas and a slew of happy ex-boyfriends. We basically just make fun of other people to make ourselves feel better, but that’s nothing new. You could call this show somewhat of an intervention. Patrick and Johnny got in to some Twitter arguments this weekend, and Patrick wants to have it out on the show. Patrick has two problems with Johnny’s Twitter behavior. After a spirited discussion about how sad we’re getting in our older age, we cover several new stories, from a girl who was born with a face like the frog-man, and a girl who had two vaginas and a slew of happy ex-boyfriends. We basically just make fun of other people to make ourselves feel better, but that’s nothing new. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-30,25047876 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 21:31:34 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions youtube, twitter, NLO Shows, celebrities, news jokes, tasering http://odeo.com/episodes/25034446-NLO-447-That-Is-So-Gay If there’s one thing we love doing, it’s offending our core groups of stereotypes. Black people and gay people seems to be favorites of the NLO crew, so in this show we really line up to give them what-for. Actually, we are kind of defending black people from the most racist website we’ve ever seen. Of course, we do it in a roundabout manner, making our own jokes as we go, but we defend them nevertheless. And gay people, well…it just is what it is. Stop being so fucking sensitive about everything. But we round out the show making fun of a white kid on YouTube who thinks he is a rapper. He’s so ghetto fabulous you’ll flip your lid! Lot’s of bonus content in the SABC from this show, so head to the forums and check it out. If there’s one thing we love doing, it’s offending our core groups of stereotypes. Black people and gay people seems to be favorites of the NLO crew, so in this show we really line up to give them what-for. Actually, we are kind of defending black people from the most racist website we’ve ever seen. Of course, we do it in a roundabout manner, making our own jokes as we go, but we defend them nevertheless. And gay people, well…it just is what it is. Stop being so fucking sensitive about everything. But we round out the show making fun of a white kid on YouTube who thinks he is a rapper. He’s so ghetto fabulous you’ll flip your lid! Lot’s of bonus content in the SABC from this show, so head to the forums and check it out. If there’s one thing we love doing, it’s offending our core groups of stereotypes. Black people and gay people seems to be favorites of the NLO crew, so in this show we really line up to give them what-for. Actually, we are kind of defending black people from the most racist website we’ve ever seen. Of course, we do it in a roundabout manner, making our own jokes as we go, but we defend them nevertheless. And gay people, well…it just is what it is. Stop being so fucking sensitive about everything. But we round out the show making fun of a white kid on YouTube who thinks he is a rapper. He’s so ghetto fabulous you’ll flip your lid! Lot’s of bonus content in the SABC from this show, so head to the forums and check it out. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-27,25034446 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:00:45 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions myspace, NLO Shows, gay rights, rap music, racism jokes, gay jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/25022557-NLO-446-Love-Cave We’re back with a fresh live show for your ass. In this episode, we talk about social networking a little more, and show you some examples of what mistakes can easily be made on sites like Facebook if you don’t know what you’re doing. We also do a little investigating into the wild, wild west that is Craigslist. The internet has become a scary place, people. Swim at your own risk. The majority of this show is dedicated to retarded people. That’s the mentally handicapped for you PC folks playing at home. We listen to some audio of these freaky water-heads and laugh at their expense. It’s not like their going to come kick our asses with their motorized carts and lack of rational thinking. Enjoy! <strong><span style=”color: #666699;”><span style=”color: #ff6600;”><span style=”color: #000000;”> </span></span></span></strong> <p align=”center”><a href=&#8... We’re back with a fresh live show for your ass. In this episode, we talk about social networking a little more, and show you some examples of what mistakes can easily be made on sites like Facebook if you don’t know what you’re doing. We also do a little investigating into the wild, wild west that is Craigslist. The internet has become a scary place, people. Swim at your own risk. The majority of this show is dedicated to retarded people. That’s the mentally handicapped for you PC folks playing at home. We listen to some audio of these freaky water-heads and laugh at their expense. It’s not like their going to come kick our asses with their motorized carts and lack of rational thinking. Enjoy! <strong><span style=”color: #666699;”><span style=”color: #ff6600;”><span style=”color: #000000;”> </span></span></span></strong> <p align=”center”><a href=”http://media.libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-446-08262009.mp3″><img src=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/main/buttonDownload.png” border=”0″ alt=”" /></a> <a href=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13134″ target=”_blank”><img src=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/main/buttonDiscuss.png” border=”0″ alt=”" /></a><a href=”http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/NLO+446%3A+Love+Cave” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/main/buttonWiki.png” border=”0″ alt=”" /></a></p> We’re back with a fresh live show for your ass. In this episode, we talk about social networking a little more, and show you some examples of what mistakes can easily be made on sites like Facebook if you don’t know what you’re doing. We also do a little investigating into the wild, wild west that is Craigslist. The internet has become a scary place, people. Swim at your own risk. The majority of this show is dedicated to retarded people. That’s the mentally handicapped for you PC folks playing at home. We listen to some audio of these freaky water-heads and laugh at their expense. It’s not like their going to come kick our asses with their motorized carts and lack of rational thinking. Enjoy! <strong><span style=”color: #666699;”><span style=”color: #ff6600;”><span style=”color: #000000;”> </span></span></span></strong> <p align=”center”><a href=”http://media.libsyn.com/media/nlo/NLO-446-08262009.mp3″><img src=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/main/buttonDownload.png” border=”0″ alt=”" /></a> <a href=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13134″ target=”_blank”><img src=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/main/buttonDiscuss.png” border=”0″ alt=”" /></a><a href=”http://nlo.wetpaint.com/page/NLO+446%3A+Love+Cave” target=”_blank”><img src=”http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/images/main/buttonWiki.png” border=”0″ alt=”" /></a></p> tag:odeo.com,2009-08-25,25022557 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:35:01 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions youtube, twitter, NLO Shows, retards, cheating, Facebook etiquette, Craiglist http://odeo.com/episodes/25010709-NLO-445-Drawing-Lessons It’s Monday, and we’re back entertaining you like the dancing monkeys that we are. We talk a little more about our Nike+ experience and cover the do’s and dont’s of exercise. We also cover some news stories, even though we can’t decide whether one of them is from London, England or a city in the US named London. We also talk about a runner than may be a man but competes in women’s running events. And finally, we talk about our resident NLO artist, Starline, and her lack of ability to draw certain weaponry. You be the judge, though. Star's paintball picture It’s Monday, and we’re back entertaining you like the dancing monkeys that we are. We talk a little more about our Nike+ experience and cover the do’s and dont’s of exercise. We also cover some news stories, even though we can’t decide whether one of them is from London, England or a city in the US named London. We also talk about a runner than may be a man but competes in women’s running events. And finally, we talk about our resident NLO artist, Starline, and her lack of ability to draw certain weaponry. You be the judge, though. Star's paintball picture It’s Monday, and we’re back entertaining you like the dancing monkeys that we are. We talk a little more about our Nike+ experience and cover the do’s and dont’s of exercise. We also cover some news stories, even though we can’t decide whether one of them is from London, England or a city in the US named London. We also talk about a runner than may be a man but competes in women’s running events. And finally, we talk about our resident NLO artist, Starline, and her lack of ability to draw certain weaponry. You be the judge, though. Star's paintball picture tag:odeo.com,2009-08-23,25010709 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:18:30 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions London, NLO Shows, exercise, drawing, cartoons, athletes, Nike+ http://odeo.com/episodes/24998010-NLO-444-Low-Price-Corral We’re all over the place on this one, but it’s sure to be one of your favorite shows. If you love to hear the hosts squirm, you’re going to love this show. Johnny critiques some audio of the second time Patrick ever did standup comedy. It’s pretty cringe-worthy. We also take a listen to a set Johnny had in 2007 that completely missed the mark. It’s good times. We also do some other fun things, like check out some entertaining flight attendants on Southwest Airlines, and look at some good, old-fashioned fear-mongering on Fox news. Apparently, the government thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to completely take over your computer. Details in this show! We’re all over the place on this one, but it’s sure to be one of your favorite shows. If you love to hear the hosts squirm, you’re going to love this show. Johnny critiques some audio of the second time Patrick ever did standup comedy. It’s pretty cringe-worthy. We also take a listen to a set Johnny had in 2007 that completely missed the mark. It’s good times. We also do some other fun things, like check out some entertaining flight attendants on Southwest Airlines, and look at some good, old-fashioned fear-mongering on Fox news. Apparently, the government thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to completely take over your computer. Details in this show! We’re all over the place on this one, but it’s sure to be one of your favorite shows. If you love to hear the hosts squirm, you’re going to love this show. Johnny critiques some audio of the second time Patrick ever did standup comedy. It’s pretty cringe-worthy. We also take a listen to a set Johnny had in 2007 that completely missed the mark. It’s good times. We also do some other fun things, like check out some entertaining flight attendants on Southwest Airlines, and look at some good, old-fashioned fear-mongering on Fox news. Apparently, the government thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to completely take over your computer. Details in this show! tag:odeo.com,2009-08-20,24998010 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:47:58 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, standup comedy, funny news, Obama jokes, rapping flight attendant, cringe jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/24984839-NLO-443-Bananimals Oh, man. There were no live shows this week, but we can promise you it’s going to be a week’s worth of funtasticism from here on out. I don’t even think funtasticism is a word, but this show is so fun it deserves it. In this show, we talk about a kid who is sweeping the YouTube. He is getting famous just from lip-syncing to songs. We also talk about Twitter and how old people are coping with the web’s latest experiment in brevity. Oh, man. There were no live shows this week, but we can promise you it’s going to be a week’s worth of funtasticism from here on out. I don’t even think funtasticism is a word, but this show is so fun it deserves it. In this show, we talk about a kid who is sweeping the YouTube. He is getting famous just from lip-syncing to songs. We also talk about Twitter and how old people are coping with the web’s latest experiment in brevity. Oh, man. There were no live shows this week, but we can promise you it’s going to be a week’s worth of funtasticism from here on out. I don’t even think funtasticism is a word, but this show is so fun it deserves it. In this show, we talk about a kid who is sweeping the YouTube. He is getting famous just from lip-syncing to songs. We also talk about Twitter and how old people are coping with the web’s latest experiment in brevity. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-18,24984839 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:26:12 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions youtube, twitter, NLO Shows, old people http://odeo.com/episodes/24973765-NLO-442-Obama-is-a-Racist We’re joined in the studio by a special observer. Kristin, the girl Dagre was too busy getting his oil changed to give the business while in Mississippi, is visiting from Gulfport and Dagre is showing her a good time. Or is he? We discuss Dagre’s dating strategy and offer up some suggestions. We also talk about the recent Glenn Beck scandal, and why we defend his right to call Obama a racist. We finish up with some feedback from you, the fans, and call it a day. We’re joined in the studio by a special observer. Kristin, the girl Dagre was too busy getting his oil changed to give the business while in Mississippi, is visiting from Gulfport and Dagre is showing her a good time. Or is he? We discuss Dagre’s dating strategy and offer up some suggestions. We also talk about the recent Glenn Beck scandal, and why we defend his right to call Obama a racist. We finish up with some feedback from you, the fans, and call it a day. We’re joined in the studio by a special observer. Kristin, the girl Dagre was too busy getting his oil changed to give the business while in Mississippi, is visiting from Gulfport and Dagre is showing her a good time. Or is he? We discuss Dagre’s dating strategy and offer up some suggestions. We also talk about the recent Glenn Beck scandal, and why we defend his right to call Obama a racist. We finish up with some feedback from you, the fans, and call it a day. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-16,24973765 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:16:30 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Relationships, NLO Shows, health, racism, Dagre, Obama jokes http://odeo.com/episodes/24946069-NLO-441-Abortion-and-Sun-Showers It’s a longer-than-usual live show, with Johnny and Patrick at the helm. We take your calls, answer your questions, and console you right when you need it most. We talk about the ongoing confusion and anger caused by communicating on Twitter, revisit some old segments that we haven’t touched on in awhile, and read a few of your emails. We also talk about the news and make jokes, but you knew that. It’s a longer-than-usual live show, with Johnny and Patrick at the helm. We take your calls, answer your questions, and console you right when you need it most. We talk about the ongoing confusion and anger caused by communicating on Twitter, revisit some old segments that we haven’t touched on in awhile, and read a few of your emails. We also talk about the news and make jokes, but you knew that. It’s a longer-than-usual live show, with Johnny and Patrick at the helm. We take your calls, answer your questions, and console you right when you need it most. We talk about the ongoing confusion and anger caused by communicating on Twitter, revisit some old segments that we haven’t touched on in awhile, and read a few of your emails. We also talk about the news and make jokes, but you knew that. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-11,24946069 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:30:53 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions twitter, NLO Shows, Abortion, exercise, porn, Anger Management, keyboard cat http://odeo.com/episodes/24934781-NLO-440-Facebook-Fan-Page Johnny and Patrick kick off the week with a Monday show. Patrick gets up in the middle of the show to relieve himself of a little poo, and Johnny has some thoughts on the state of rap and hip-hop today. They review a recent video by Souljaboy, and remember back to the days when Souljaboy and Ice-T had some beef on YouTube. Beef is what the kids are calling static these days. Static is what people use to call friction. You know. Beef. Anywho, Patrick remembers some trouble he had with Facebook and some sour memories with an ex-girlfriend. He may or may not confess to murders in this show. Press play. Johnny and Patrick kick off the week with a Monday show. Patrick gets up in the middle of the show to relieve himself of a little poo, and Johnny has some thoughts on the state of rap and hip-hop today. They review a recent video by Souljaboy, and remember back to the days when Souljaboy and Ice-T had some beef on YouTube. Beef is what the kids are calling static these days. Static is what people use to call friction. You know. Beef. Anywho, Patrick remembers some trouble he had with Facebook and some sour memories with an ex-girlfriend. He may or may not confess to murders in this show. Press play. Johnny and Patrick kick off the week with a Monday show. Patrick gets up in the middle of the show to relieve himself of a little poo, and Johnny has some thoughts on the state of rap and hip-hop today. They review a recent video by Souljaboy, and remember back to the days when Souljaboy and Ice-T had some beef on YouTube. Beef is what the kids are calling static these days. Static is what people use to call friction. You know. Beef. Anywho, Patrick remembers some trouble he had with Facebook and some sour memories with an ex-girlfriend. He may or may not confess to murders in this show. Press play. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-09,24934781 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:49:53 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Facebook, NLO Shows, standup comedy, poop, running, forums, rap music http://odeo.com/episodes/24922236-NLO-439-Not-So-Funny-People Who says fat people can’t do the same things skinny people can? Well, everyone, we suppose. But that isn’t going to stop us from trying. In this show, Patrick announces to Johnny the latest component of his “Fitness Initiative 08″ – running. Oh, the fun we’ll have watching Patrick and his fat ass jiggling down the way. The guys also discuss bacon, yet again, and some news stories. The news stories are good, like some British bitch that has been crowned the funniest person in Britain, and parents who just don’t seem to understand the whole parenting thing. It’s a good show. Enjoy, and have a great weekend. Who says fat people can’t do the same things skinny people can? Well, everyone, we suppose. But that isn’t going to stop us from trying. In this show, Patrick announces to Johnny the latest component of his “Fitness Initiative 08″ – running. Oh, the fun we’ll have watching Patrick and his fat ass jiggling down the way. The guys also discuss bacon, yet again, and some news stories. The news stories are good, like some British bitch that has been crowned the funniest person in Britain, and parents who just don’t seem to understand the whole parenting thing. It’s a good show. Enjoy, and have a great weekend. Who says fat people can’t do the same things skinny people can? Well, everyone, we suppose. But that isn’t going to stop us from trying. In this show, Patrick announces to Johnny the latest component of his “Fitness Initiative 08″ – running. Oh, the fun we’ll have watching Patrick and his fat ass jiggling down the way. The guys also discuss bacon, yet again, and some news stories. The news stories are good, like some British bitch that has been crowned the funniest person in Britain, and parents who just don’t seem to understand the whole parenting thing. It’s a good show. Enjoy, and have a great weekend. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-06,24922236 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:48:23 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, exercise, running, headphones, iphone games, Funny People http://odeo.com/episodes/24906181-NLO-438-Butterfly-Rainforest Patrick is being completely silly, and the only one around to put up with his nonsense is Dagre. He sits very patiently as Patrick plays with his gum, drinks loudly, spouts off ideas for businesses, and speculates about what mermaids call their ejaculate. Sure, they try to do some news stories and voicemails, and get on track, but Patrick’s complete lack of ability to focus keeps them from doing anything but making balloon porn and talking about Duck Tales. You’ll see what we mean. Patrick is being completely silly, and the only one around to put up with his nonsense is Dagre. He sits very patiently as Patrick plays with his gum, drinks loudly, spouts off ideas for businesses, and speculates about what mermaids call their ejaculate. Sure, they try to do some news stories and voicemails, and get on track, but Patrick’s complete lack of ability to focus keeps them from doing anything but making balloon porn and talking about Duck Tales. You’ll see what we mean. Patrick is being completely silly, and the only one around to put up with his nonsense is Dagre. He sits very patiently as Patrick plays with his gum, drinks loudly, spouts off ideas for businesses, and speculates about what mermaids call their ejaculate. Sure, they try to do some news stories and voicemails, and get on track, but Patrick’s complete lack of ability to focus keeps them from doing anything but making balloon porn and talking about Duck Tales. You’ll see what we mean. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-03,24906181 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:21:36 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Business, twitter, tv, NLO Shows, silly, butterflies, balloons, Is It Gay? http://odeo.com/episodes/24889698-NLO-437-Obama-Has-Aides Dagre and Johnny join Patrick in the studio for this rousing bit of entertainment. We talk about how Johnny doesn’t keep up with current events at all, and make him prove it by recapping a recent popular news item. We also talk about a racist musical that will be sweeping Broadway in the very near future. It’s fun to sing along with racist songs. I don’t know why, but it’s damn catchy. We also do some news stories and talk about our past lives working in grocery stores. We finish with some email and voicemail. Have a great weekend, kids. Dagre and Johnny join Patrick in the studio for this rousing bit of entertainment. We talk about how Johnny doesn’t keep up with current events at all, and make him prove it by recapping a recent popular news item. We also talk about a racist musical that will be sweeping Broadway in the very near future. It’s fun to sing along with racist songs. I don’t know why, but it’s damn catchy. We also do some news stories and talk about our past lives working in grocery stores. We finish with some email and voicemail. Have a great weekend, kids. Dagre and Johnny join Patrick in the studio for this rousing bit of entertainment. We talk about how Johnny doesn’t keep up with current events at all, and make him prove it by recapping a recent popular news item. We also talk about a racist musical that will be sweeping Broadway in the very near future. It’s fun to sing along with racist songs. I don’t know why, but it’s damn catchy. We also do some news stories and talk about our past lives working in grocery stores. We finish with some email and voicemail. Have a great weekend, kids. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-31,24889698 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:15:18 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions promos, twitter, obama, NLO Shows, retail, racism, theft http://odeo.com/episodes/24878233-NLO-436-Pillow-Pedo We did a marathon show. Well, it was like a short version of a marathon show. Something like 10 or 11 hours. No big deals. So we took Monday off. But we’re back now. Back with content. We talk about Patrick’s recent trip to Epcot Center, and make fun of Japanese people a bit. We also do some long-overdue voicemails, talk about the next marathon show, and have some general all-around fun shenanigans. I just want to go to bed. I’m tired of typing this. We did a marathon show. Well, it was like a short version of a marathon show. Something like 10 or 11 hours. No big deals. So we took Monday off. But we’re back now. Back with content. We talk about Patrick’s recent trip to Epcot Center, and make fun of Japanese people a bit. We also do some long-overdue voicemails, talk about the next marathon show, and have some general all-around fun shenanigans. I just want to go to bed. I’m tired of typing this. We did a marathon show. Well, it was like a short version of a marathon show. Something like 10 or 11 hours. No big deals. So we took Monday off. But we’re back now. Back with content. We talk about Patrick’s recent trip to Epcot Center, and make fun of Japanese people a bit. We also do some long-overdue voicemails, talk about the next marathon show, and have some general all-around fun shenanigans. I just want to go to bed. I’m tired of typing this. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-28,24878233 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:03:27 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions sex, disney, NLO Shows, japan, epcot, marathon show http://odeo.com/episodes/24853985-NLO-435-Team-God A special live show with Patrick and Johnny, and an old buddy of Patrick’s from high school - Garrett. This show is nearly two hours long and pretty damn hilarious, if we say so ourselves. We talk about some NLO stars and how they may or may not be receiving different treatment based on race. We talk about music, and Garrett shares one of his songs with us, and of course we reciprocate. Just listen. A special live show with Patrick and Johnny, and an old buddy of Patrick’s from high school - Garrett. This show is nearly two hours long and pretty damn hilarious, if we say so ourselves. We talk about some NLO stars and how they may or may not be receiving different treatment based on race. We talk about music, and Garrett shares one of his songs with us, and of course we reciprocate. Just listen. A special live show with Patrick and Johnny, and an old buddy of Patrick’s from high school - Garrett. This show is nearly two hours long and pretty damn hilarious, if we say so ourselves. We talk about some NLO stars and how they may or may not be receiving different treatment based on race. We talk about music, and Garrett shares one of his songs with us, and of course we reciprocate. Just listen. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-23,24853985 Thu, 23 Jul 2009 19:44:43 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions music, NLO Shows, religion, God, singing, nfl, racism, garrett http://odeo.com/episodes/24844117-NLO-434-Macaroni-Soup What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she cooks the most unhealthy horseshit on the planet. She might as well drink mayonnaise by the caraffe. Oh, and we have a new potential guest host in the studio. His name is Steve, and he fit in pretty well. We liked him. What do you think? What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she cooks the most unhealthy horseshit on the planet. She might as well drink mayonnaise by the caraffe. Oh, and we have a new potential guest host in the studio. His name is Steve, and he fit in pretty well. We liked him. What do you think? What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she cooks the most unhealthy horseshit on the planet. She might as well drink mayonnaise by the caraffe. Oh, and we have a new potential guest host in the studio. His name is Steve, and he fit in pretty well. We liked him. What do you think? tag:odeo.com,2009-07-21,24844117 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:12:28 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions News, youtube, twitter, NLO Shows, fat, steve, stupid people http://odeo.com/episodes/24832389-NLO-433-Replacing-Johnny Johnny is visiting the studio, you know, since he isn’t really a part of the show any more, and boy is he full of piss and vinegar. Johnny is making enemies all over the net, and his arch-nemesis, Jim from Zipperfish, has been taking some shots recently. How will Johnny react? Will he bitch out like he does when his wife tells him he can’t go to London, or will he draw a line in the sand and make things happen. Let’s just say the marathon show this Saturday could get real real, real fast. We love Johnny. We’re gonna hate when he gets too big to come in anymore. Johnny is visiting the studio, you know, since he isn’t really a part of the show any more, and boy is he full of piss and vinegar. Johnny is making enemies all over the net, and his arch-nemesis, Jim from Zipperfish, has been taking some shots recently. How will Johnny react? Will he bitch out like he does when his wife tells him he can’t go to London, or will he draw a line in the sand and make things happen. Let’s just say the marathon show this Saturday could get real real, real fast. We love Johnny. We’re gonna hate when he gets too big to come in anymore. Johnny is visiting the studio, you know, since he isn’t really a part of the show any more, and boy is he full of piss and vinegar. Johnny is making enemies all over the net, and his arch-nemesis, Jim from Zipperfish, has been taking some shots recently. How will Johnny react? Will he bitch out like he does when his wife tells him he can’t go to London, or will he draw a line in the sand and make things happen. Let’s just say the marathon show this Saturday could get real real, real fast. We love Johnny. We’re gonna hate when he gets too big to come in anymore. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-19,24832389 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:39:49 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions News, hosts, London, Food, NLO Shows, cancer, tattoo, accidents http://odeo.com/episodes/24818327-NLO-432-Dipsticks Dagre is in the studio and we’re talking about the upcoming trip to London. Our flights have been purchased and we’re planning fun British and French activities to partake in. Patrick bitches about British Airways and we talk to Dagre about the new love of his life and how she may be joining us in London. We dive in to Dagre’s love life and talk about what he is doing wrong and right, but mostly wrong. Dagre is in the studio and we’re talking about the upcoming trip to London. Our flights have been purchased and we’re planning fun British and French activities to partake in. Patrick bitches about British Airways and we talk to Dagre about the new love of his life and how she may be joining us in London. We dive in to Dagre’s love life and talk about what he is doing wrong and right, but mostly wrong. Dagre is in the studio and we’re talking about the upcoming trip to London. Our flights have been purchased and we’re planning fun British and French activities to partake in. Patrick bitches about British Airways and we talk to Dagre about the new love of his life and how she may be joining us in London. We dive in to Dagre’s love life and talk about what he is doing wrong and right, but mostly wrong. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-16,24818327 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:00:13 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions sex, London, NLO Shows, customer service, paris, flying http://odeo.com/episodes/24806822-NLO-431-Eat-Dead-Pigs Patrick is joined in the studio with Johnny and Chef, and there’s lot of new business to discuss. Johnny seems to be bailing on our London trip, and that means there will be disappointed fans all over Europe come this November. Chef and Patrick try to give him relationship advice to handle the situation. We also discuss some news stories, take some calls and review some extremely weird videos on YouTube. There’s some kid that eats his own semen, and an old guy yelling about pork and pussy. Do with this information what you will. Patrick is joined in the studio with Johnny and Chef, and there’s lot of new business to discuss. Johnny seems to be bailing on our London trip, and that means there will be disappointed fans all over Europe come this November. Chef and Patrick try to give him relationship advice to handle the situation. We also discuss some news stories, take some calls and review some extremely weird videos on YouTube. There’s some kid that eats his own semen, and an old guy yelling about pork and pussy. Do with this information what you will. Patrick is joined in the studio with Johnny and Chef, and there’s lot of new business to discuss. Johnny seems to be bailing on our London trip, and that means there will be disappointed fans all over Europe come this November. Chef and Patrick try to give him relationship advice to handle the situation. We also discuss some news stories, take some calls and review some extremely weird videos on YouTube. There’s some kid that eats his own semen, and an old guy yelling about pork and pussy. Do with this information what you will. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-14,24806822 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:28:33 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions London, youtube, xbox, NLO Shows, calls, Women, crazy http://odeo.com/episodes/24792063-NLO-430-MJ-and-LA Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve had the other media outlets for. Instead, we spend over an hour making fun of Brian King and his twittering and some poor, lonely, delusional guy who setup a website in order to meet the woman of his dreams. We take some voicemails and talk some other nonsense. Patrick still isn’t feeling well, so this show is basically filler. You’ll eat it up. We hope. Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve had the other media outlets for. Instead, we spend over an hour making fun of Brian King and his twittering and some poor, lonely, delusional guy who setup a website in order to meet the woman of his dreams. We take some voicemails and talk some other nonsense. Patrick still isn’t feeling well, so this show is basically filler. You’ll eat it up. We hope. Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve had the other media outlets for. Instead, we spend over an hour making fun of Brian King and his twittering and some poor, lonely, delusional guy who setup a website in order to meet the woman of his dreams. We take some voicemails and talk some other nonsense. Patrick still isn’t feeling well, so this show is basically filler. You’ll eat it up. We hope. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-12,24792063 Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:00:32 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, la, vegas, poker, flu, sick, michael jackson http://odeo.com/episodes/24751815-NLO-429-Body-Go-Boom Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk about God and teapots, game shows and body fat. I don’t want to say we were phoning it in, but we kind of were. What do you want from us? This shit is free. Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk about God and teapots, game shows and body fat. I don’t want to say we were phoning it in, but we kind of were. What do you want from us? This shit is free. Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk about God and teapots, game shows and body fat. I don’t want to say we were phoning it in, but we kind of were. What do you want from us? This shit is free. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-29,24751815 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:45:45 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions News, NLO Shows, God, fat, surgery http://odeo.com/episodes/24751816-NLO-428-Russian-Dressing It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from all typed of fans, ladies and fellas, young and old. It was a good time. We talk about everything from swimming to how to get the fairer sex to take a liking to you. We read some news stories, talk about technology and how it affects your everyday life, and read some of your emails. It’s a lap-spanking fun festival. What? It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from all typed of fans, ladies and fellas, young and old. It was a good time. We talk about everything from swimming to how to get the fairer sex to take a liking to you. We read some news stories, talk about technology and how it affects your everyday life, and read some of your emails. It’s a lap-spanking fun festival. What? It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from all typed of fans, ladies and fellas, young and old. It was a good time. We talk about everything from swimming to how to get the fairer sex to take a liking to you. We read some news stories, talk about technology and how it affects your everyday life, and read some of your emails. It’s a lap-spanking fun festival. What? tag:odeo.com,2009-06-23,24751816 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:06:58 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Relationships, London, live, obama, NLO Shows, swimming http://odeo.com/episodes/24751817-NLO-427-Picking-Burlap In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery was a good thing, but why do we need a resolution that decrees some kind of official apology? Why can’t we settle this the way my dad and I settled things after he came home drunk and beat my when he didn’t really mean to? Let’s just sit at an awkwardly silent dinner table and slightly nod at each other while we eat. We touch on London, and also talk about blind people and how close they should never come to our food. We also talk about our new iPhones and a new cartoon sensation sweeping the forums. In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery was a good thing, but why do we need a resolution that decrees some kind of official apology? Why can’t we settle this the way my dad and I settled things after he came home drunk and beat my when he didn’t really mean to? Let’s just sit at an awkwardly silent dinner table and slightly nod at each other while we eat. We touch on London, and also talk about blind people and how close they should never come to our food. We also talk about our new iPhones and a new cartoon sensation sweeping the forums. In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery was a good thing, but why do we need a resolution that decrees some kind of official apology? Why can’t we settle this the way my dad and I settled things after he came home drunk and beat my when he didn’t really mean to? Let’s just sit at an awkwardly silent dinner table and slightly nod at each other while we eat. We touch on London, and also talk about blind people and how close they should never come to our food. We also talk about our new iPhones and a new cartoon sensation sweeping the forums. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-21,24751817 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:21:29 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows, cartoons http://odeo.com/episodes/24729427-NLO-426-Never-Say-Sorry Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long and packed with hilarious content. The hosts are well rested and busting at the seams with funny. Or bacon. We can’t be too sure. The point is your favorite show is back and better than ever. We’ve got lots of ideas and the new website has renewed our spirit and ignited our passion. We’ve got some good things in the pipe, and if you’ve seen our pipe, you know just how many good things it can hold. Enjoy, and thanks for being so patient. We knew you’d understand. Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long and packed with hilarious content. The hosts are well rested and busting at the seams with funny. Or bacon. We can’t be too sure. The point is your favorite show is back and better than ever. We’ve got lots of ideas and the new website has renewed our spirit and ignited our passion. We’ve got some good things in the pipe, and if you’ve seen our pipe, you know just how many good things it can hold. Enjoy, and thanks for being so patient. We knew you’d understand. Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long and packed with hilarious content. The hosts are well rested and busting at the seams with funny. Or bacon. We can’t be too sure. The point is your favorite show is back and better than ever. We’ve got lots of ideas and the new website has renewed our spirit and ignited our passion. We’ve got some good things in the pipe, and if you’ve seen our pipe, you know just how many good things it can hold. Enjoy, and thanks for being so patient. We knew you’d understand. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-18,24729427 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:23:34 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions Comedy, music, NLO Shows, driving, bacon, rednecks, letterman, progeria http://odeo.com/episodes/24654216-NLO-425-Gravy-Dick In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas at the end of the month. We answer listener emails and voicemails, including a girl that wants to be our tour guide in Paris, a guy that made a stupid decision about a star tattoo, and a suggestion about an activity that revolves around gravy. Mmmmm… In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas at the end of the month. We answer listener emails and voicemails, including a girl that wants to be our tour guide in Paris, a guy that made a stupid decision about a star tattoo, and a suggestion about an activity that revolves around gravy. Mmmmm… In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas at the end of the month. We answer listener emails and voicemails, including a girl that wants to be our tour guide in Paris, a guy that made a stupid decision about a star tattoo, and a suggestion about an activity that revolves around gravy. Mmmmm… tag:odeo.com,2009-06-04,24654216 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:02:46 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/24644002-NLO-424-Blind-Ambition We’re in our fifth year, and we thought we’d do something new to commemorate that occasion. We’re joined in the studio by Matt, aka “I’m Learning Things” on the NLO forums. Matt’s not just another boring guy with a mild case of Tourette Syndrome; he also happens to be completely blind. We know this because Johnny and Patrick did the show entirely naked and he didn’t look away once. We talk about what it is like not being able to see…anything…ever, and we also go over some other stories. Brian King also pops in to share some more of his standup with us. We’re in our fifth year, and we thought we’d do something new to commemorate that occasion. We’re joined in the studio by Matt, aka “I’m Learning Things” on the NLO forums. Matt’s not just another boring guy with a mild case of Tourette Syndrome; he also happens to be completely blind. We know this because Johnny and Patrick did the show entirely naked and he didn’t look away once. We talk about what it is like not being able to see…anything…ever, and we also go over some other stories. Brian King also pops in to share some more of his standup with us. We’re in our fifth year, and we thought we’d do something new to commemorate that occasion. We’re joined in the studio by Matt, aka “I’m Learning Things” on the NLO forums. Matt’s not just another boring guy with a mild case of Tourette Syndrome; he also happens to be completely blind. We know this because Johnny and Patrick did the show entirely naked and he didn’t look away once. We talk about what it is like not being able to see…anything…ever, and we also go over some other stories. Brian King also pops in to share some more of his standup with us. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-02,24644002 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:37:17 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/24624276-NLO-423-Sundries-and-Whatnots What do you get when you combine a sassy black woman who thinks she know how to offer advice with a bunch of retarded people running around pretending they are doing the news, sprinkled with cocky British people who think they are better than Americans, and a side of some bitch who lives in a country that restricts her internet usage? I don’t know, but it probably resembles this show. Have a good weekend everyone. The deers, the deers, the deers, the deers. The deers, the deers, the deers, the deers. What do you get when you combine a sassy black woman who thinks she know how to offer advice with a bunch of retarded people running around pretending they are doing the news, sprinkled with cocky British people who think they are better than Americans, and a side of some bitch who lives in a country that restricts her internet usage? I don’t know, but it probably resembles this show. Have a good weekend everyone. The deers, the deers, the deers, the deers. The deers, the deers, the deers, the deers. What do you get when you combine a sassy black woman who thinks she know how to offer advice with a bunch of retarded people running around pretending they are doing the news, sprinkled with cocky British people who think they are better than Americans, and a side of some bitch who lives in a country that restricts her internet usage? I don’t know, but it probably resembles this show. Have a good weekend everyone. The deers, the deers, the deers, the deers. The deers, the deers, the deers, the deers. tag:odeo.com,2009-05-28,24624276 Thu, 28 May 2009 21:06:55 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows http://odeo.com/episodes/24613401-NLO-422-Blood-Pudding Things are happening. We’ve got a new DVD out from Las Vegas, we’ve got a new show available for purchase from Houston, and we’re starting to plan our trip to London this November. It’s all coming in to place. Except we’re starting to wonder if we made the right decision. London is weird. Actually, most other countries are weird, but England is super creepy. Everyone looks like they are zombies and people talk funny. They do weird things, like roll cheese down hills and make sausage but call it pudding, but it’s disgusting. And they don’t know what a real breakfast is. Seriously. Don’t these people have the internet? What year is this? Things are happening. We’ve got a new DVD out from Las Vegas, we’ve got a new show available for purchase from Houston, and we’re starting to plan our trip to London this November. It’s all coming in to place. Except we’re starting to wonder if we made the right decision. London is weird. Actually, most other countries are weird, but England is super creepy. Everyone looks like they are zombies and people talk funny. They do weird things, like roll cheese down hills and make sausage but call it pudding, but it’s disgusting. And they don’t know what a real breakfast is. Seriously. Don’t these people have the internet? What year is this? Things are happening. We’ve got a new DVD out from Las Vegas, we’ve got a new show available for purchase from Houston, and we’re starting to plan our trip to London this November. It’s all coming in to place. Except we’re starting to wonder if we made the right decision. London is weird. Actually, most other countries are weird, but England is super creepy. Everyone looks like they are zombies and people talk funny. They do weird things, like roll cheese down hills and make sausage but call it pudding, but it’s disgusting. And they don’t know what a real breakfast is. Seriously. Don’t these people have the internet? What year is this? tag:odeo.com,2009-05-26,24613401 Tue, 26 May 2009 21:30:36 -0700 yes Nobody Likes Onions NLO Shows