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    <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:16:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/13/09</title>
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      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! Have a great weekend! If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow. I&amp;#8217;ve got a weekend show, and all of the new episode next week will be exclusive to celebrate the anniversary of the Sideshow. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Smashed Potato Attack - Vision Tests Now Include Self Gratification - The Ugliest People In The World Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Links: Youtard Dan Gets Evicted: And In A Car Wreck Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! Have a great weekend! If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow. I&amp;#8217;ve got a weekend show, and all of the new episode next week will be exclusive to celebrate the anniversary of the Sideshow. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Smashed Potato Attack - Vision Tests Now Include Self Gratification - The Ugliest People In The World Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Links: Youtard Dan Gets Evicted: And In A Car Wreck Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for the Friday show! Have a great weekend! If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow. I&amp;#8217;ve got a weekend show, and all of the new episode next week will be exclusive to celebrate the anniversary of the Sideshow. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Smashed Potato Attack - Vision Tests Now Include Self Gratification - The Ugliest People In The World Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Links: Youtard Dan Gets Evicted: And In A Car Wreck Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/11/09</title>
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      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s stupidity! Tomorrow I&amp;#8217;ve got a Sideshow exclusive program lined up, so if you want to hear it: Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Bitch Fucking Monks - Spreading The Seed To Lesbians - Lighting Up A Crackpipe (And Your Girlfriend&amp;#8217;s Face) Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s stupidity! Tomorrow I&amp;#8217;ve got a Sideshow exclusive program lined up, so if you want to hear it: Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Bitch Fucking Monks - Spreading The Seed To Lesbians - Lighting Up A Crackpipe (And Your Girlfriend&amp;#8217;s Face) Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s stupidity! Tomorrow I&amp;#8217;ve got a Sideshow exclusive program lined up, so if you want to hear it: Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Bitch Fucking Monks - Spreading The Seed To Lesbians - Lighting Up A Crackpipe (And Your Girlfriend&amp;#8217;s Face) Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:31:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/10/09</title>
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      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s show. Sideshow freaks get nearly 20 minutes of additional content plus an exciting bonus chapter from today&amp;#8217;s ST story. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Stroller Hungry For Baby Fingers NOM NOM NOM - Vomitting Off Broadway - Vocal Sex Disruptes Train Riders Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s show. Sideshow freaks get nearly 20 minutes of additional content plus an exciting bonus chapter from today&amp;#8217;s ST story. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Stroller Hungry For Baby Fingers NOM NOM NOM - Vomitting Off Broadway - Vocal Sex Disruptes Train Riders Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s show. Sideshow freaks get nearly 20 minutes of additional content plus an exciting bonus chapter from today&amp;#8217;s ST story. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Stroller Hungry For Baby Fingers NOM NOM NOM - Vomitting Off Broadway - Vocal Sex Disruptes Train Riders Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:01:36 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/09/09</title>
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      <description>Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of programs! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and of course, Sign up for the Sideshow. Next week I have a weeks worth of Sideshow exclusive podcasts lined up, so it&amp;#8217;s a great time to become a member. You&amp;#8217;ll be part of the club, which makes you one of my buddies. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Skillet Fried Penis - Pontiac Bar - The Pro-Rape Facebook Group Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of programs! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and of course, Sign up for the Sideshow. Next week I have a weeks worth of Sideshow exclusive podcasts lined up, so it&amp;#8217;s a great time to become a member. You&amp;#8217;ll be part of the club, which makes you one of my buddies. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Skillet Fried Penis - Pontiac Bar - The Pro-Rape Facebook Group Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back to start a new week of programs! Enjoy all of the stupidity, and of course, Sign up for the Sideshow. Next week I have a weeks worth of Sideshow exclusive podcasts lined up, so it&amp;#8217;s a great time to become a member. You&amp;#8217;ll be part of the club, which makes you one of my buddies. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Skillet Fried Penis - Pontiac Bar - The Pro-Rape Facebook Group Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:20:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/06/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25411620-DV-Daily-11-06-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back to end the week! If you want more DV, I&amp;#8217;ve got some for you. Sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get a weekend show, Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae, and a videocast. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Another Tumble Dried Baby - Explosive Shit In A Creepy Van - Walking into Moving Trains Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back to end the week! If you want more DV, I&amp;#8217;ve got some for you. Sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get a weekend show, Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae, and a videocast. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Another Tumble Dried Baby - Explosive Shit In A Creepy Van - Walking into Moving Trains Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back to end the week! If you want more DV, I&amp;#8217;ve got some for you. Sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get a weekend show, Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae, and a videocast. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Another Tumble Dried Baby - Explosive Shit In A Creepy Van - Walking into Moving Trains Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:19:54 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/05/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25405540-DV-Daily-11-05-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s Best-Of show. If you want new DV today, Sign up for the Sideshow. I&amp;#8217;ll be back tomorrows with a new show for everyone. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - A Nailgun Murder/Suicide - College Porn Clubs - Huffing Shit Fumes Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s Best-Of show. If you want new DV today, Sign up for the Sideshow. I&amp;#8217;ll be back tomorrows with a new show for everyone. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - A Nailgun Murder/Suicide - College Porn Clubs - Huffing Shit Fumes Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s Best-Of show. If you want new DV today, Sign up for the Sideshow. I&amp;#8217;ll be back tomorrows with a new show for everyone. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - A Nailgun Murder/Suicide - College Porn Clubs - Huffing Shit Fumes Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:06:53 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/04/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402937-DV-Daily-11-04-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Don&amp;#8217;t Play With Yourself In The Police Station - Rubbing Dead Babies Into Your Skin - Priest Shows Off His Beefcake Screensaver Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Don&amp;#8217;t Play With Yourself In The Police Station - Rubbing Dead Babies Into Your Skin - Priest Shows Off His Beefcake Screensaver Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast today. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Don&amp;#8217;t Play With Yourself In The Police Station - Rubbing Dead Babies Into Your Skin - Priest Shows Off His Beefcake Screensaver Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:41:08 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/03/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402938-DV-Daily-11-03-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for an extended Tuesday program! If you&amp;#8217;re Sideshow members, you&amp;#8217;ll be get over 15 minutes of additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - BIRDS ARE DYING - Stinky Maylasian Trouble - Pro-Life Kid Touchers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for an extended Tuesday program! If you&amp;#8217;re Sideshow members, you&amp;#8217;ll be get over 15 minutes of additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - BIRDS ARE DYING - Stinky Maylasian Trouble - Pro-Life Kid Touchers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for an extended Tuesday program! If you&amp;#8217;re Sideshow members, you&amp;#8217;ll be get over 15 minutes of additional content. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - BIRDS ARE DYING - Stinky Maylasian Trouble - Pro-Life Kid Touchers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:52:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 11/02/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402939-DV-Daily-11-02-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Back to start a new week. Sign up for the Sideshow for all of the upcoming exclusive content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Bash The Baby - Angry Criminal Transvestites - Force Feeding Pizza To The Unwilling Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Back to start a new week. Sign up for the Sideshow for all of the upcoming exclusive content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Bash The Baby - Angry Criminal Transvestites - Force Feeding Pizza To The Unwilling Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Back to start a new week. Sign up for the Sideshow for all of the upcoming exclusive content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Bash The Baby - Angry Criminal Transvestites - Force Feeding Pizza To The Unwilling Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/30/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402940-DV-Daily-10-30-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s ridiculous show, full of stupidity! I&amp;#8217;m not done, though. Sign up for the Sideshow for this weekend&amp;#8217;s bonus content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - BROOM FIGHT! - Put A Baby In Me &amp;#8211; The TV Show - Paying the Poor To Stop Breeding Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s ridiculous show, full of stupidity! I&amp;#8217;m not done, though. Sign up for the Sideshow for this weekend&amp;#8217;s bonus content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - BROOM FIGHT! - Put A Baby In Me &amp;#8211; The TV Show - Paying the Poor To Stop Breeding Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Here we go again! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s ridiculous show, full of stupidity! I&amp;#8217;m not done, though. Sign up for the Sideshow for this weekend&amp;#8217;s bonus content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - BROOM FIGHT! - Put A Baby In Me &amp;#8211; The TV Show - Paying the Poor To Stop Breeding Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Voicemail: 206-666-4463 Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:23:52 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/29/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402941-DV-Daily-10-29-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Yes, it&amp;#8217;s a best-of show today. Enjoy today&#8217;s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you&#8217;re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today&#8217;s Show: - Drunk Zombies - Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity - 92 Year Old Sex Object Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Yes, it&amp;#8217;s a best-of show today. Enjoy today&#8217;s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you&#8217;re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today&#8217;s Show: - Drunk Zombies - Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity - 92 Year Old Sex Object Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Yes, it&amp;#8217;s a best-of show today. Enjoy today&#8217;s Spooktastic Wednesday story. If you&#8217;re not a Sideshow Member, be a good freak and sign up now! On Today&#8217;s Show: - Drunk Zombies - Lawnmover + Elderly = Hilarity - 92 Year Old Sex Object Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:21:38 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/28/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402942-DV-Daily-10-28-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity today. I&amp;#8217;ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks today and an exclusive program tomorrow. Sign up right now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Pork Chop Homocide - Stabbing Children To Shut Them Up - The Return of the Fecal Flinger Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity today. I&amp;#8217;ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks today and an exclusive program tomorrow. Sign up right now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Pork Chop Homocide - Stabbing Children To Shut Them Up - The Return of the Fecal Flinger Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the stupidity today. I&amp;#8217;ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks today and an exclusive program tomorrow. Sign up right now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Pork Chop Homocide - Stabbing Children To Shut Them Up - The Return of the Fecal Flinger Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 04:19:44 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>New Show</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/27/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402943-DV-Daily-10-27-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for an extended show! Sign up right now and you&amp;#8217;ll get about 15 minutes of additional content. Videocast tomorrow! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Racist Cookies - Homeless Vs. Snakes - Running Over The Elderly For Her Bingo Money Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for an extended show! Sign up right now and you&amp;#8217;ll get about 15 minutes of additional content. Videocast tomorrow! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Racist Cookies - Homeless Vs. Snakes - Running Over The Elderly For Her Bingo Money Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for an extended show! Sign up right now and you&amp;#8217;ll get about 15 minutes of additional content. Videocast tomorrow! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Racist Cookies - Homeless Vs. Snakes - Running Over The Elderly For Her Bingo Money Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 05:49:43 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:keywords>New Show</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/26/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25375662-DV-Daily-10-26-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Welcome back! It&amp;#8217;s time to get this freak show started. Enjoy all of the stupidity, and don&amp;#8217;t forget to get my nuts quivering by signing up for the Sideshow. Thanks! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - You Don&amp;#8217;t Punch Zombies In The Face - Muslim Polygamy Parties! - Like To Poop? I Have a Job For You Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Welcome back! It&amp;#8217;s time to get this freak show started. Enjoy all of the stupidity, and don&amp;#8217;t forget to get my nuts quivering by signing up for the Sideshow. Thanks! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - You Don&amp;#8217;t Punch Zombies In The Face - Muslim Polygamy Parties! - Like To Poop? I Have a Job For You Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Welcome back! It&amp;#8217;s time to get this freak show started. Enjoy all of the stupidity, and don&amp;#8217;t forget to get my nuts quivering by signing up for the Sideshow. Thanks! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - You Don&amp;#8217;t Punch Zombies In The Face - Muslim Polygamy Parties! - Like To Poop? I Have a Job For You Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:15:07 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/23/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25358168-DV-Daily-10-23-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back with more stupidity for you! I&amp;#8217;ll be back with weekend, so if you want more DV, you know what to do. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Dead Rabbit Toss! - Biting Toddler&amp;#8217;s Faces Off - Drug Addicts Love Paintball Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back with more stupidity for you! I&amp;#8217;ll be back with weekend, so if you want more DV, you know what to do. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Dead Rabbit Toss! - Biting Toddler&amp;#8217;s Faces Off - Drug Addicts Love Paintball Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back with more stupidity for you! I&amp;#8217;ll be back with weekend, so if you want more DV, you know what to do. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Dead Rabbit Toss! - Biting Toddler&amp;#8217;s Faces Off - Drug Addicts Love Paintball Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:13:30 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/22/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25345896-DV-Daily-10-22-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Yes, today I have a Best-Of show for you guys. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode. I&amp;#8217;ll be back tomorrow to end the week with you. Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Baby in the Dishwasher - Hustler Gets Political - HIV Rape Orgies Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Yes, today I have a Best-Of show for you guys. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode. I&amp;#8217;ll be back tomorrow to end the week with you. Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Baby in the Dishwasher - Hustler Gets Political - HIV Rape Orgies Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Yes, today I have a Best-Of show for you guys. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode. I&amp;#8217;ll be back tomorrow to end the week with you. Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Baby in the Dishwasher - Hustler Gets Political - HIV Rape Orgies Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:03:37 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/21/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25324465-DV-Daily-10-21-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. Tomorrow&amp;#8217;s program will be a Sideshow exclusive program. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Mr. Hands II - Feeding Shit To Witches - Chasing After That Exotic Eunuch Lifestyle Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. Tomorrow&amp;#8217;s program will be a Sideshow exclusive program. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Mr. Hands II - Feeding Shit To Witches - Chasing After That Exotic Eunuch Lifestyle Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for the Wednesday show. Tomorrow&amp;#8217;s program will be a Sideshow exclusive program. Not a member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Mr. Hands II - Feeding Shit To Witches - Chasing After That Exotic Eunuch Lifestyle Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:09:27 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daly: 10/20/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25317900-DV-Daly-10-20-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show and it&amp;#8217;s an extended program! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can hear the additional content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Beaten With Salon Experience - Dead Deer Clown - A Wife Named Guantanamo Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show and it&amp;#8217;s an extended program! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can hear the additional content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Beaten With Salon Experience - Dead Deer Clown - A Wife Named Guantanamo Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show and it&amp;#8217;s an extended program! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can hear the additional content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Beaten With Salon Experience - Dead Deer Clown - A Wife Named Guantanamo Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:55:58 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/19/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25311328-DV-Daily-10-19-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back to start a new week of podcasts, and I have to tell you, I&amp;#8217;m in a frisky mood. That can mean only one thing: adult chatline!! Support the show: Sign up for the Sideshow On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Home Foreskin Removal - Testicles Lodged In Your Abdomen - Karaoke Scalping Links: Youtards: A Collection Of Fail Night Owls: Good Quality Version Video Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back to start a new week of podcasts, and I have to tell you, I&amp;#8217;m in a frisky mood. That can mean only one thing: adult chatline!! Support the show: Sign up for the Sideshow On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Home Foreskin Removal - Testicles Lodged In Your Abdomen - Karaoke Scalping Links: Youtards: A Collection Of Fail Night Owls: Good Quality Version Video Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back to start a new week of podcasts, and I have to tell you, I&amp;#8217;m in a frisky mood. That can mean only one thing: adult chatline!! Support the show: Sign up for the Sideshow On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Home Foreskin Removal - Testicles Lodged In Your Abdomen - Karaoke Scalping Links: Youtards: A Collection Of Fail Night Owls: Good Quality Version Video Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:36:27 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/16/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25294664-DV-Daily-10-16-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Got a great show to end the week. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get bonus episode of DV and a new episode of Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Leaving The Elderly On The Floor - Driving Around In A Whale Penis - Spiral Lightning Hawk: Super Cross Dresser Links: Balloon Boy: Goes Gangsta Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Got a great show to end the week. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get bonus episode of DV and a new episode of Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Leaving The Elderly On The Floor - Driving Around In A Whale Penis - Spiral Lightning Hawk: Super Cross Dresser Links: Balloon Boy: Goes Gangsta Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Got a great show to end the week. If you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get bonus episode of DV and a new episode of Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae. Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Leaving The Elderly On The Floor - Driving Around In A Whale Penis - Spiral Lightning Hawk: Super Cross Dresser Links: Balloon Boy: Goes Gangsta Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 04:09:06 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/15/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25289823-DV-Daily-10-15-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m Back and have a great show show for you today. Enjoy all of the stupidity. Want more? I just posted a new videocast for Sideshow freaks today. Sign up right now and grab it! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Abortion Addict - Bunny Flesh Keeps Sweden Warm - Burrito Missiles of Doom Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m Back and have a great show show for you today. Enjoy all of the stupidity. Want more? I just posted a new videocast for Sideshow freaks today. Sign up right now and grab it! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Abortion Addict - Bunny Flesh Keeps Sweden Warm - Burrito Missiles of Doom Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m Back and have a great show show for you today. Enjoy all of the stupidity. Want more? I just posted a new videocast for Sideshow freaks today. Sign up right now and grab it! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Abortion Addict - Bunny Flesh Keeps Sweden Warm - Burrito Missiles of Doom Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:48:27 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/14/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25284128-DV-Daily-10-14-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s podcast! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Baby Face Boiler - Corpse Photoshoot - I Received A Cancerous Lung! Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s podcast! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Baby Face Boiler - Corpse Photoshoot - I Received A Cancerous Lung! Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s podcast! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Baby Face Boiler - Corpse Photoshoot - I Received A Cancerous Lung! Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 05:10:36 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/13/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25277535-DV-Daily-10-13-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! It&amp;#8217;s an extended one, so Sideshow freaks will get about 15 minutes of additional content! Videocast coming tomorrow as well. Sign up now and nab all of the exclusive content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Homeless on Fire - Penis-Sized Regret - Giant Lawn Pooter Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! It&amp;#8217;s an extended one, so Sideshow freaks will get about 15 minutes of additional content! Videocast coming tomorrow as well. Sign up now and nab all of the exclusive content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Homeless on Fire - Penis-Sized Regret - Giant Lawn Pooter Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show! It&amp;#8217;s an extended one, so Sideshow freaks will get about 15 minutes of additional content! Videocast coming tomorrow as well. Sign up now and nab all of the exclusive content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Homeless on Fire - Penis-Sized Regret - Giant Lawn Pooter Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:34:02 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/12/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25273319-DV-Daily-10-12-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday program! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Japanese Hair Chewing Fetish - Bashing Rat Heads - She Ain&amp;#8217;t No Whore Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday program! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Japanese Hair Chewing Fetish - Bashing Rat Heads - She Ain&amp;#8217;t No Whore Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Monday program! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Japanese Hair Chewing Fetish - Bashing Rat Heads - She Ain&amp;#8217;t No Whore Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:19:56 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/09/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25259397-DV-Daily-10-09-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program! Remember: it&amp;#8217;s payday for a lot of you, which means it&amp;#8217;s a GREAT time to sign up for the SUPREME VALUE that IS the Sideshow. Get this weekend&amp;#8217;s bonus show and Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae program: sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Asian Harmonica Beatdown - Retards HATE Tabasco Sauce - Old People Die In Funny Ways Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program! Remember: it&amp;#8217;s payday for a lot of you, which means it&amp;#8217;s a GREAT time to sign up for the SUPREME VALUE that IS the Sideshow. Get this weekend&amp;#8217;s bonus show and Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae program: sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Asian Harmonica Beatdown - Retards HATE Tabasco Sauce - Old People Die In Funny Ways Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday program! Remember: it&amp;#8217;s payday for a lot of you, which means it&amp;#8217;s a GREAT time to sign up for the SUPREME VALUE that IS the Sideshow. Get this weekend&amp;#8217;s bonus show and Corey&amp;#8217;s Butt Fudge Sundae program: sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Asian Harmonica Beatdown - Retards HATE Tabasco Sauce - Old People Die In Funny Ways Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:16:23 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/08/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25252424-DV-Daily-10-08-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! Yesterday I posted a new videocast, and this weekend I&amp;#8217;ve got another bonus episode. Sign up now and grab it all! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Kid&amp;#8217;s Can&amp;#8217;t Wait To Be Toothless - Madder Than Fish Grease PART II - Slow Pee Stream? Cut Off Your Junk Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! Yesterday I posted a new videocast, and this weekend I&amp;#8217;ve got another bonus episode. Sign up now and grab it all! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Kid&amp;#8217;s Can&amp;#8217;t Wait To Be Toothless - Madder Than Fish Grease PART II - Slow Pee Stream? Cut Off Your Junk Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Thursday program! Yesterday I posted a new videocast, and this weekend I&amp;#8217;ve got another bonus episode. Sign up now and grab it all! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Kid&amp;#8217;s Can&amp;#8217;t Wait To Be Toothless - Madder Than Fish Grease PART II - Slow Pee Stream? Cut Off Your Junk Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:22:38 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily:10/07/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25246756-DV-Daily-10-07-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s podcast. If you&amp;#8217;re not a Sideshow member, sign up now. Yesterday I posted an extended show and today I have a videocast for you. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Old People Will Stick ANYTHING In Their Mouth - B.Y.O.T.P - Using Apple Juice To Punish The Unsavory Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s podcast. If you&amp;#8217;re not a Sideshow member, sign up now. Yesterday I posted an extended show and today I have a videocast for you. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Old People Will Stick ANYTHING In Their Mouth - B.Y.O.T.P - Using Apple Juice To Punish The Unsavory Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s podcast. If you&amp;#8217;re not a Sideshow member, sign up now. Yesterday I posted an extended show and today I have a videocast for you. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Old People Will Stick ANYTHING In Their Mouth - B.Y.O.T.P - Using Apple Juice To Punish The Unsavory Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:13:27 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/06/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25241706-DV-Daily-10-06-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show: it&amp;#8217;s extended! Sideshow freaks will get 10-15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Spit Death - A Carton Full Of Feces - Cardboard Box + Roof of Minivan + Toddler = WIN Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show: it&amp;#8217;s extended! Sideshow freaks will get 10-15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Spit Death - A Carton Full Of Feces - Cardboard Box + Roof of Minivan + Toddler = WIN Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Tuesday show: it&amp;#8217;s extended! Sideshow freaks will get 10-15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Spit Death - A Carton Full Of Feces - Cardboard Box + Roof of Minivan + Toddler = WIN Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:11:23 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/05/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25235836-DV-Daily-10-05-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back to start off a new week of shows! Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Reaseon #345 Why You Shouldn&amp;#8217;t Have A Pet Bear - Crush Videos: Legal? - Bowel Movements Taking A Plane Down Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back to start off a new week of shows! Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Reaseon #345 Why You Shouldn&amp;#8217;t Have A Pet Bear - Crush Videos: Legal? - Bowel Movements Taking A Plane Down Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back to start off a new week of shows! Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Reaseon #345 Why You Shouldn&amp;#8217;t Have A Pet Bear - Crush Videos: Legal? - Bowel Movements Taking A Plane Down Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:22:21 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/02/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25221787-DV-Daily-10-02-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Yes, I&amp;#8217;m a little tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? Enjoy the show! I&amp;#8217;ve got more for you this weekend. A bonus episode + a new Butt Fudge Sundae is on their way this weekend, so sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Toilet Assault - David Letterman Did Creepy Things - Trailer Trash STILL Loves Natty Light Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Yes, I&amp;#8217;m a little tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? Enjoy the show! I&amp;#8217;ve got more for you this weekend. A bonus episode + a new Butt Fudge Sundae is on their way this weekend, so sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Toilet Assault - David Letterman Did Creepy Things - Trailer Trash STILL Loves Natty Light Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Yes, I&amp;#8217;m a little tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? Enjoy the show! I&amp;#8217;ve got more for you this weekend. A bonus episode + a new Butt Fudge Sundae is on their way this weekend, so sign up for the Sideshow now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Toilet Assault - David Letterman Did Creepy Things - Trailer Trash STILL Loves Natty Light Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:20:48 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 10/01/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25215946-DV-Daily-10-01-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy to program! Sign up for the Sideshow if you want even more stupidity. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Shaggy Loses A Finger - Gumball Machine Humping - Senior Citizen Discounts Available At Brothels Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy to program! Sign up for the Sideshow if you want even more stupidity. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Shaggy Loses A Finger - Gumball Machine Humping - Senior Citizen Discounts Available At Brothels Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy to program! Sign up for the Sideshow if you want even more stupidity. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Shaggy Loses A Finger - Gumball Machine Humping - Senior Citizen Discounts Available At Brothels Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:34:55 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/30/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25211465-DV-Daily-09-30-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can nab today&amp;#8217;s videocast! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Juidicial Jerking - Mantyhose - Maggot Snot Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can nab today&amp;#8217;s videocast! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Juidicial Jerking - Mantyhose - Maggot Snot Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Wednesday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you can nab today&amp;#8217;s videocast! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Juidicial Jerking - Mantyhose - Maggot Snot Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:10:31 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>New Show</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/29/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25204078-DV-Daily-09-29-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show. It&amp;#8217;s an extended one for Sideshow freaks, so if you&amp;#8217;re a member, you&amp;#8217;ll get over 15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Finger Spitting - Goosed Statues - Flame Broiled Faces Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show. It&amp;#8217;s an extended one for Sideshow freaks, so if you&amp;#8217;re a member, you&amp;#8217;ll get over 15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Finger Spitting - Goosed Statues - Flame Broiled Faces Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back for the Tuesday show. It&amp;#8217;s an extended one for Sideshow freaks, so if you&amp;#8217;re a member, you&amp;#8217;ll get over 15 minutes of additional stupidity! Sign up now! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Finger Spitting - Goosed Statues - Flame Broiled Faces Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:52:41 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/28/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25199117-DV-Daily-09-28-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! thanks to Ms. Cheryl Merkowski and Stripclubdeej for all of the great stuff today. Sign up for the sideshow and grab all of the recent exclusive content plus tomorrow&amp;#8217;s extended show. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Gas For Toddlers - Not So Proud Fat And Black - Stealing Money From The Dead Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! thanks to Ms. Cheryl Merkowski and Stripclubdeej for all of the great stuff today. Sign up for the sideshow and grab all of the recent exclusive content plus tomorrow&amp;#8217;s extended show. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Gas For Toddlers - Not So Proud Fat And Black - Stealing Money From The Dead Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back with the Monday podcast! thanks to Ms. Cheryl Merkowski and Stripclubdeej for all of the great stuff today. Sign up for the sideshow and grab all of the recent exclusive content plus tomorrow&amp;#8217;s extended show. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Gas For Toddlers - Not So Proud Fat And Black - Stealing Money From The Dead Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:15:40 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/25/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25183043-DV-Daily-09-25-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program! Sign up for the Sideshow and get all of the upcoming exclusive weekend stuff! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Cunny Blowing As A Cancer Cure - New Jersey Says Yes To Cow Sex - Pregger Freak Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program! Sign up for the Sideshow and get all of the upcoming exclusive weekend stuff! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Cunny Blowing As A Cancer Cure - New Jersey Says Yes To Cow Sex - Pregger Freak Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back to end the week with the Friday program! Sign up for the Sideshow and get all of the upcoming exclusive weekend stuff! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Cunny Blowing As A Cancer Cure - New Jersey Says Yes To Cow Sex - Pregger Freak Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:50:35 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/24/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25176424-DV-Daily-09-24-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks, Yes, today I&amp;#8217;ve got a Best-Of show for you today (Sideshow freaks are gettting a brand new, 45 minute edition of DV) but I feel bad because I was sick this week, so I&amp;#8217;m going to share an old Sideshow weekend podcast with you. Sign up right now and grab today&amp;#8217;s new show On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Carrrot Cock - Pure Steel Man Gripper - Condom Burgers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks, Yes, today I&amp;#8217;ve got a Best-Of show for you today (Sideshow freaks are gettting a brand new, 45 minute edition of DV) but I feel bad because I was sick this week, so I&amp;#8217;m going to share an old Sideshow weekend podcast with you. Sign up right now and grab today&amp;#8217;s new show On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Carrrot Cock - Pure Steel Man Gripper - Condom Burgers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks, Yes, today I&amp;#8217;ve got a Best-Of show for you today (Sideshow freaks are gettting a brand new, 45 minute edition of DV) but I feel bad because I was sick this week, so I&amp;#8217;m going to share an old Sideshow weekend podcast with you. Sign up right now and grab today&amp;#8217;s new show On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Carrrot Cock - Pure Steel Man Gripper - Condom Burgers Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:37:30 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/23/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25170604-DV-Daily-09-23-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back and semi on time today! I try to make up for the lackluster show yesterday by knocking you on your ass with hilarity today. Did I fail miserably? You be the judge. Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s dose of stupidity! Sign up for the Sideshow right now so you don&amp;#8217;t miss tomorrow&amp;#8217;s Sideshow exclusive program. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - A Castration Whoopsie - Mannequin Crackdown In Iran - Elderly Whores Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back and semi on time today! I try to make up for the lackluster show yesterday by knocking you on your ass with hilarity today. Did I fail miserably? You be the judge. Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s dose of stupidity! Sign up for the Sideshow right now so you don&amp;#8217;t miss tomorrow&amp;#8217;s Sideshow exclusive program. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - A Castration Whoopsie - Mannequin Crackdown In Iran - Elderly Whores Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back and semi on time today! I try to make up for the lackluster show yesterday by knocking you on your ass with hilarity today. Did I fail miserably? You be the judge. Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s dose of stupidity! Sign up for the Sideshow right now so you don&amp;#8217;t miss tomorrow&amp;#8217;s Sideshow exclusive program. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - A Castration Whoopsie - Mannequin Crackdown In Iran - Elderly Whores Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:50:22 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/22/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25166576-DV-Daily-09-22-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! You probably already guessed why today&amp;#8217;s show was late. I&amp;#8217;m sick. Blah. But I&amp;#8217;m finally here with a program for you, and it&amp;#8217;s extended. I&amp;#8217;m not sure if the quality is up to par, but what the hell do you want from me? I&amp;#8217;m here and that should count for something! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Rectal Bombs - Walmart Display Porn - Penis in the Wind Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! You probably already guessed why today&amp;#8217;s show was late. I&amp;#8217;m sick. Blah. But I&amp;#8217;m finally here with a program for you, and it&amp;#8217;s extended. I&amp;#8217;m not sure if the quality is up to par, but what the hell do you want from me? I&amp;#8217;m here and that should count for something! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Rectal Bombs - Walmart Display Porn - Penis in the Wind Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! You probably already guessed why today&amp;#8217;s show was late. I&amp;#8217;m sick. Blah. But I&amp;#8217;m finally here with a program for you, and it&amp;#8217;s extended. I&amp;#8217;m not sure if the quality is up to par, but what the hell do you want from me? I&amp;#8217;m here and that should count for something! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Rectal Bombs - Walmart Display Porn - Penis in the Wind Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:53:46 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/21/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25158270-DV-Daily-09-21-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Toilet Assault - Deer Penis Wine - INTERNAL Massage Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Toilet Assault - Deer Penis Wine - INTERNAL Massage Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the show! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Toilet Assault - Deer Penis Wine - INTERNAL Massage Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:00:33 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/18/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25144920-DV-Daily-09-18-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get more stuff this weekend! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Cross Dressing Husbands - Gagging On A Banjo - Sahving Your Daughter&amp;#8217;s Head Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get more stuff this weekend! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Cross Dressing Husbands - Gagging On A Banjo - Sahving Your Daughter&amp;#8217;s Head Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy the Friday show! Sign up for the Sideshow and you&amp;#8217;ll get more stuff this weekend! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Cross Dressing Husbands - Gagging On A Banjo - Sahving Your Daughter&amp;#8217;s Head Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 07:02:51 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>New Show</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/17/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25139804-DV-Daily-09-17-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Got a great, fun program for you today. Bonus: it&amp;#8217;s another extended show! Sideshow freaks will get an additional 15 minutes of content. Not a memeber? Sign up now and support DV! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - The Unsavory Love Piggyback Rides - Ugly, Naked, And Ready To Get Freaky - The Sun Melts Ice Cream and Other Shocking Facts Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Links: A New New Fatman: Holy Mother of Gay Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Got a great, fun program for you today. Bonus: it&amp;#8217;s another extended show! Sideshow freaks will get an additional 15 minutes of content. Not a memeber? Sign up now and support DV! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - The Unsavory Love Piggyback Rides - Ugly, Naked, And Ready To Get Freaky - The Sun Melts Ice Cream and Other Shocking Facts Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Links: A New New Fatman: Holy Mother of Gay Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Got a great, fun program for you today. Bonus: it&amp;#8217;s another extended show! Sideshow freaks will get an additional 15 minutes of content. Not a memeber? Sign up now and support DV! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - The Unsavory Love Piggyback Rides - Ugly, Naked, And Ready To Get Freaky - The Sun Melts Ice Cream and Other Shocking Facts Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Links: A New New Fatman: Holy Mother of Gay Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:35:35 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Family, travel, poop, ugly, aunt, construction, Horror Stories, New Show, unsavory, online travel, shit story, shit pant</itunes:keywords>
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    <item>
      <title>DV Daily: 09/16/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25134298-DV-Daily-09-16-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back with your mid-week show! It&amp;#8217;s a fun one, so enjoy all of the stupidity. I&amp;#8217;ll be back later today with a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now so you&amp;#8217;ll be able to grab that. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Chicken Lickers - Satanist Teenagers And Their Unconcerned Parents - Wheelchair Drive By Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back with your mid-week show! It&amp;#8217;s a fun one, so enjoy all of the stupidity. I&amp;#8217;ll be back later today with a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now so you&amp;#8217;ll be able to grab that. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Chicken Lickers - Satanist Teenagers And Their Unconcerned Parents - Wheelchair Drive By Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back with your mid-week show! It&amp;#8217;s a fun one, so enjoy all of the stupidity. I&amp;#8217;ll be back later today with a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now so you&amp;#8217;ll be able to grab that. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Chicken Lickers - Satanist Teenagers And Their Unconcerned Parents - Wheelchair Drive By Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:10:31 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized, obama, Teen, Chicken, kanye, jackass, Dyson, vacuum, hoover, public access, stanist, licker</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/15/09 #2</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25130579-DV-Daily-09-15-09-2</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Ok..let&amp;#8217;s try this again. As you may know, I (the retard) accidently erased part of today&amp;#8217;s show. Sextastic Tuesday was lost, so I re-recorded the portion of the show that was lost. Plus we do some more voicemails and there&amp;#8217;s a short visit from Satan&amp;#8230; Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Ok..let&amp;#8217;s try this again. As you may know, I (the retard) accidently erased part of today&amp;#8217;s show. Sextastic Tuesday was lost, so I re-recorded the portion of the show that was lost. Plus we do some more voicemails and there&amp;#8217;s a short visit from Satan&amp;#8230; Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Ok..let&amp;#8217;s try this again. As you may know, I (the retard) accidently erased part of today&amp;#8217;s show. Sextastic Tuesday was lost, so I re-recorded the portion of the show that was lost. Plus we do some more voicemails and there&amp;#8217;s a short visit from Satan&amp;#8230; Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:18:20 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/15/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25129110-DV-Daily-09-15-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Oh boy, this is one giant clusterfuck. My mind is just not in the right place today. After doing the show, I accidenlty hit the record button and it recorded silences over the first 15 minutes of the program. I did a satan bit and Sextastic Tuesday. I have to get going back to the HOPS-PIT-UL but when I come back I&amp;#8217;ll try to re-record the stuff I deleted. Its an extended program for Sideshow freaks today. Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Oh boy, this is one giant clusterfuck. My mind is just not in the right place today. After doing the show, I accidenlty hit the record button and it recorded silences over the first 15 minutes of the program. I did a satan bit and Sextastic Tuesday. I have to get going back to the HOPS-PIT-UL but when I come back I&amp;#8217;ll try to re-record the stuff I deleted. Its an extended program for Sideshow freaks today. Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Oh boy, this is one giant clusterfuck. My mind is just not in the right place today. After doing the show, I accidenlty hit the record button and it recorded silences over the first 15 minutes of the program. I did a satan bit and Sextastic Tuesday. I have to get going back to the HOPS-PIT-UL but when I come back I&amp;#8217;ll try to re-record the stuff I deleted. Its an extended program for Sideshow freaks today. Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:05:23 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/14/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25123416-DV-Daily-09-14-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Back to start off a brand new week! I&amp;#8217;ve got a super-sized episode of DV for all today. Tomorrow I&amp;#8217;ll doing an extended show just for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now and you can also grab this past weekend&amp;#8217;s exclusive show. Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Kanye West Is a Douche - The Drunk Get Drunker - Waiting For a Penis Twitch Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Back to start off a brand new week! I&amp;#8217;ve got a super-sized episode of DV for all today. Tomorrow I&amp;#8217;ll doing an extended show just for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now and you can also grab this past weekend&amp;#8217;s exclusive show. Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Kanye West Is a Douche - The Drunk Get Drunker - Waiting For a Penis Twitch Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Back to start off a brand new week! I&amp;#8217;ve got a super-sized episode of DV for all today. Tomorrow I&amp;#8217;ll doing an extended show just for Sideshow freaks. Sign up right now and you can also grab this past weekend&amp;#8217;s exclusive show. Enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Kanye West Is a Douche - The Drunk Get Drunker - Waiting For a Penis Twitch Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 05:19:59 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_091409_64.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized, VMA, southern, Kanye West, redneck, penis, racist, school band</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Butt Fudge Sundae: 09/13/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25119898-Butt-Fudge-Sundae-09-13-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! As promised, Corey is here with a new episode of Butt Fudge Sundae. As a special treat I&amp;#8217;m making this episode available to non-paying member so you can get an idea of what BFS is all about. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Visit Butt Fudge Sundae&amp;#8217;s Site For More!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! As promised, Corey is here with a new episode of Butt Fudge Sundae. As a special treat I&amp;#8217;m making this episode available to non-paying member so you can get an idea of what BFS is all about. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Visit Butt Fudge Sundae&amp;#8217;s Site For More!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! As promised, Corey is here with a new episode of Butt Fudge Sundae. As a special treat I&amp;#8217;m making this episode available to non-paying member so you can get an idea of what BFS is all about. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Visit Butt Fudge Sundae&amp;#8217;s Site For More!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:43:53 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>New Show</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/11/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25107405-DV-Daily-09-11-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back to end the week with the Friday program! Yes, it&amp;#8217;s the anniversary of 9/11 so if you&amp;#8217;re overly sensitive about that stuff, you may want to skip this episode. Otherwise, enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Groin Kicks: $5.00 - &amp;#8216;Ol Syrup Face - Hooking Up With The Child You Gave Up Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back to end the week with the Friday program! Yes, it&amp;#8217;s the anniversary of 9/11 so if you&amp;#8217;re overly sensitive about that stuff, you may want to skip this episode. Otherwise, enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Groin Kicks: $5.00 - &amp;#8216;Ol Syrup Face - Hooking Up With The Child You Gave Up Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! I&amp;#8217;m back to end the week with the Friday program! Yes, it&amp;#8217;s the anniversary of 9/11 so if you&amp;#8217;re overly sensitive about that stuff, you may want to skip this episode. Otherwise, enjoy! On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Groin Kicks: $5.00 - &amp;#8216;Ol Syrup Face - Hooking Up With The Child You Gave Up Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:50:21 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/www.distortednews.com/podshows/dv_091109_64.mp3"/>
      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Uncategorized, sex, mother, comedy podcast, adoption, syrup, 9/11, stutter, testicle, groin, tribute songs</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/09/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25097072-DV-Daily-09-09-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s program! I&amp;#8217;ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don&amp;#8217;t miss it. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Chucking Jellyfish - Cricket Spitting - The Garbage Stank of an Asian Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s program! I&amp;#8217;ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don&amp;#8217;t miss it. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Chucking Jellyfish - Cricket Spitting - The Garbage Stank of an Asian Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Enjoy today&amp;#8217;s program! I&amp;#8217;ve got a videocast for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don&amp;#8217;t miss it. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Chucking Jellyfish - Cricket Spitting - The Garbage Stank of an Asian Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:58:02 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Russian, Asian, Cricket, chinese, racist, jellyfish, New Show, watermelon soda</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>DV Daily: 09/08/09</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25090371-DV-Daily-09-08-09</link>
      <description>Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update. I&#8217;ve got an extended show for Sideshow freaks, though! If you&amp;#8217;re not a member, sign up right now! On Today&#8217;s Show: - African Penis Fairy Dust - Shot in the Junk - Dick Gangrene Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update. I&#8217;ve got an extended show for Sideshow freaks, though! If you&amp;#8217;re not a member, sign up right now! On Today&#8217;s Show: - African Penis Fairy Dust - Shot in the Junk - Dick Gangrene Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update. I&#8217;ve got an extended show for Sideshow freaks, though! If you&amp;#8217;re not a member, sign up right now! On Today&#8217;s Show: - African Penis Fairy Dust - Shot in the Junk - Dick Gangrene Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 07:02:21 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>New Show</itunes:keywords>
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      <description>Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. I&amp;#8217;ll be back on Monday (Labor Day) with a Sideshow exclusive program. Normal shows will resume on Tuesday. Not a Sideshow member? Nows a great time to sign up and catch up with all of the bonus content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Hot Curling Iron To Your Junk - Eating Your Friend&amp;#8217;s Brain - Forcing Down A Catheter To Prove You&amp;#8217;re Drunk Links: DV Cribs: Chris Chan&amp;#8217;s Disgusting House Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. I&amp;#8217;ll be back on Monday (Labor Day) with a Sideshow exclusive program. Normal shows will resume on Tuesday. Not a Sideshow member? Nows a great time to sign up and catch up with all of the bonus content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Hot Curling Iron To Your Junk - Eating Your Friend&amp;#8217;s Brain - Forcing Down A Catheter To Prove You&amp;#8217;re Drunk Links: DV Cribs: Chris Chan&amp;#8217;s Disgusting House Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey Freaks! We find ourselves at the end of another week. I&amp;#8217;ll be back on Monday (Labor Day) with a Sideshow exclusive program. Normal shows will resume on Tuesday. Not a Sideshow member? Nows a great time to sign up and catch up with all of the bonus content. On Today&amp;#8217;s Show: - Hot Curling Iron To Your Junk - Eating Your Friend&amp;#8217;s Brain - Forcing Down A Catheter To Prove You&amp;#8217;re Drunk Links: DV Cribs: Chris Chan&amp;#8217;s Disgusting House Sponsor: AdamEve.Com: Enter Code &#8220;FREAK&#8221; For 50% + Free Shipping Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to: PO Box Address: DISTORTED VIEW PO BOX 441 ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:23:56 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Distorted View</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Brain, catheter, New Show, Chris Chan, unsavory, curling iron, hoarders, crack whore</itunes:keywords>
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