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    <title>Off-Beat the Podcast</title>
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    <description>A podcast for the retarded and maybe you too, dummy.</description>
    <itunes:summary>A podcast for the retarded and maybe you too, dummy.</itunes:summary>
    <itunes:subtitle>Shitty radio by shitty people.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:14:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Vagina Face</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25440189-Vagina-Face</link>
      <description>So it's been a few weeks, And if your looking for humor here in this show your pretty much out of luck. We geek out over Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, and the new Borderlands DLC coming out. Read up by going here: Borderlands DLC. We bring some humor to our nerdumb by talking about some dope that splits his face open while diving because his place of residence is boring, and we whine alot because this show was plagued by technical disasters, give us a few weeks off and we forget how to do this shit. Go listen, and enjoy this video, if you can:[pro-player width='530' height='253' type='FLV']http://video.aol.co.uk/video-detail/inanlmaz-dal-kazas-18/624391691[/pro-player] 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>So it's been a few weeks, And if your looking for humor here in this show your pretty much out of luck. We geek out over Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, and the new Borderlands DLC coming out. Read up by going here: Borderlands DLC. We bring some humor to our nerdumb by talking about some dope that splits his face open while diving because his place of residence is boring, and we whine alot because this show was plagued by technical disasters, give us a few weeks off and we forget how to do this shit. Go listen, and enjoy this video, if you can:[pro-player width='530' height='253' type='FLV']http://video.aol.co.uk/video-detail/inanlmaz-dal-kazas-18/624391691[/pro-player] 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>So it's been a few weeks, And if your looking for humor here in this show your pretty much out of luck. We geek out over Modern Warfare 2, Dragon Age, and the new Borderlands DLC coming out. Read up by going here: Borderlands DLC. We bring some humor to our nerdumb by talking about some dope that splits his face open while diving because his place of residence is boring, and we whine alot because this show was plagued by technical disasters, give us a few weeks off and we forget how to do this shit. Go listen, and enjoy this video, if you can:[pro-player width='530' height='253' type='FLV']http://video.aol.co.uk/video-detail/inanlmaz-dal-kazas-18/624391691[/pro-player] 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:14:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Manpire</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402465-Manpire</link>
      <description>Hello, We take a bunch of phone calls, talk about killing someone with farts,(how mature), make fun of a misfortunate flu shot victim, and follow our formula of fat and gay jokes, because that's never been done before right? Here's the poor sucker that was quickly divorced due to the new her: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello, We take a bunch of phone calls, talk about killing someone with farts,(how mature), make fun of a misfortunate flu shot victim, and follow our formula of fat and gay jokes, because that's never been done before right? Here's the poor sucker that was quickly divorced due to the new her: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello, We take a bunch of phone calls, talk about killing someone with farts,(how mature), make fun of a misfortunate flu shot victim, and follow our formula of fat and gay jokes, because that's never been done before right? Here's the poor sucker that was quickly divorced due to the new her: Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Got Question? Email us and we'll either call you fat or a fag: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash9 Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:26:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Clam Bake</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25305817-Clam-Bake</link>
      <description>Haroooooow! Well it's late, and it's mediocre just like you savages like it. We ramble on about this and wiping cum on your beard or cat or something, Then we talk about the balloon boy hoax which we shouldn't because it's stupid. We babble about video games, dish out advice and then discuss what a clam bake should consist of. Go listen, then kill yourself for listening, you deserve a nap. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Haroooooow! Well it's late, and it's mediocre just like you savages like it. We ramble on about this and wiping cum on your beard or cat or something, Then we talk about the balloon boy hoax which we shouldn't because it's stupid. We babble about video games, dish out advice and then discuss what a clam bake should consist of. Go listen, then kill yourself for listening, you deserve a nap. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Haroooooow! Well it's late, and it's mediocre just like you savages like it. We ramble on about this and wiping cum on your beard or cat or something, Then we talk about the balloon boy hoax which we shouldn't because it's stupid. We babble about video games, dish out advice and then discuss what a clam bake should consist of. Go listen, then kill yourself for listening, you deserve a nap. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:42:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Confetti spraying penis</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25252083-Confetti-spraying-penis</link>
      <description>hey, here it is a new show that 1 of you have been looking forward to. In the mix for tonight we discuss the origins of the word fuck, Ash's desire to be a sex toy quality assurance tester, odd sexual positions no one in their right mind would ever try, offer advice, talk about video games and also give our opinion on the Letterman thing because no one else has done that this week right? Oh and by the way, if you haven't seen this yet your retarded, well your probably retarded anyway because you listen to us and read this dredge: View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>hey, here it is a new show that 1 of you have been looking forward to. In the mix for tonight we discuss the origins of the word fuck, Ash's desire to be a sex toy quality assurance tester, odd sexual positions no one in their right mind would ever try, offer advice, talk about video games and also give our opinion on the Letterman thing because no one else has done that this week right? Oh and by the way, if you haven't seen this yet your retarded, well your probably retarded anyway because you listen to us and read this dredge: View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>hey, here it is a new show that 1 of you have been looking forward to. In the mix for tonight we discuss the origins of the word fuck, Ash's desire to be a sex toy quality assurance tester, odd sexual positions no one in their right mind would ever try, offer advice, talk about video games and also give our opinion on the Letterman thing because no one else has done that this week right? Oh and by the way, if you haven't seen this yet your retarded, well your probably retarded anyway because you listen to us and read this dredge: View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:56:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Welcome to pathetic town</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25214206-Welcome-to-pathetic-town</link>
      <description>So we got the phone lines working but it destroyed the chat room and reminded us why we liked the phones lines being down. In this episode we discuss what it would be like if you were homeless and how to put your face out if it was on fire, not that anyone should care because your homeless. we talk about this and then that we dish out advice and for some reason we covered a stupid Screech news story, fuck that nobody. any way go listen, I am too tired to type show notes! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts Ash9</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>So we got the phone lines working but it destroyed the chat room and reminded us why we liked the phones lines being down. In this episode we discuss what it would be like if you were homeless and how to put your face out if it was on fire, not that anyone should care because your homeless. we talk about this and then that we dish out advice and for some reason we covered a stupid Screech news story, fuck that nobody. any way go listen, I am too tired to type show notes! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>So we got the phone lines working but it destroyed the chat room and reminded us why we liked the phones lines being down. In this episode we discuss what it would be like if you were homeless and how to put your face out if it was on fire, not that anyone should care because your homeless. we talk about this and then that we dish out advice and for some reason we covered a stupid Screech news story, fuck that nobody. any way go listen, I am too tired to type show notes! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:21:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>And we shall call it womb raider</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25176044-And-we-shall-call-it-womb-raider</link>
      <description>Hi there person we somehow suckered into reading this. There is a new show for you to listen to here, we run through Mallrat getting $8,000, aborting children, incest, Mallrat's new desire to eat cum because of his beverage, offensive tattoo's, Patrick Swayze's worthless pancreas and the smell that wafts out from Jennifer Aniston's hole that makes men run away. Go listen, then interact, let us know your listening, yeah I'm talking to you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hi there person we somehow suckered into reading this. There is a new show for you to listen to here, we run through Mallrat getting $8,000, aborting children, incest, Mallrat's new desire to eat cum because of his beverage, offensive tattoo's, Patrick Swayze's worthless pancreas and the smell that wafts out from Jennifer Aniston's hole that makes men run away. Go listen, then interact, let us know your listening, yeah I'm talking to you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hi there person we somehow suckered into reading this. There is a new show for you to listen to here, we run through Mallrat getting $8,000, aborting children, incest, Mallrat's new desire to eat cum because of his beverage, offensive tattoo's, Patrick Swayze's worthless pancreas and the smell that wafts out from Jennifer Aniston's hole that makes men run away. Go listen, then interact, let us know your listening, yeah I'm talking to you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:09:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I'm Sex Batman.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25100780-I-m-Sex-Batman</link>
      <description>And from the ashes a new hero rises up to save dummies when they need sexual advice! We talk about District 9, Adventureland, The Hangover and some other celebrity based bullshit. We talk geek, X-men wolverine game, I know we are late to the party and Beatles Rock Band. We talk about stand up comedians and this thing. Have fun, see you live next week. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Mallrat Deadsqwirl Ash9</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>And from the ashes a new hero rises up to save dummies when they need sexual advice! We talk about District 9, Adventureland, The Hangover and some other celebrity based bullshit. We talk geek, X-men wolverine game, I know we are late to the party and Beatles Rock Band. We talk about stand up comedians and this thing. Have fun, see you live next week. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Mallrat Deadsqwirl Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>And from the ashes a new hero rises up to save dummies when they need sexual advice! We talk about District 9, Adventureland, The Hangover and some other celebrity based bullshit. We talk geek, X-men wolverine game, I know we are late to the party and Beatles Rock Band. We talk about stand up comedians and this thing. Have fun, see you live next week. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Mallrat Deadsqwirl Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:27:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Smurf porn is my new addiction!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25072775-Smurf-porn-is-my-new-addiction</link>
      <description>So we lied in true Ronin Radio fashion (hell we do have half the cast on this show so really you should expect it!) and told you we would do a show last week, oops we didn&#226;t. But to make it up to you we did 2 and a half hours of drunken awesomeness. Still feeling the effects so your not getting show notes but what you will get is this picture That is all, go listen dummy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>So we lied in true Ronin Radio fashion (hell we do have half the cast on this show so really you should expect it!) and told you we would do a show last week, oops we didn&#226;t. But to make it up to you we did 2 and a half hours of drunken awesomeness. Still feeling the effects so your not getting show notes but what you will get is this picture That is all, go listen dummy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>So we lied in true Ronin Radio fashion (hell we do have half the cast on this show so really you should expect it!) and told you we would do a show last week, oops we didn&#226;t. But to make it up to you we did 2 and a half hours of drunken awesomeness. Still feeling the effects so your not getting show notes but what you will get is this picture That is all, go listen dummy! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:52:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>And now a word from the president....</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25016568-And-now-a-word-from-the-president</link>
      <description>Watch and find out stupid!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Watch and find out stupid!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Watch and find out stupid!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:29:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>I never jerk off to the same thing twice.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24992129-I-never-jerk-off-to-the-same-thing-twice</link>
      <description>Wow, we talked alot, go figure considering we do a talk show. so we figure by our standards since this show is over 2 hours, we won't do a show next week. Just kidding we can't get enough of our own voices. We we talk about cum, movies, vaginas, The Itty Bitty's height, penis, you know all the same shit we always talk about, just in a more awesome way than normal. Anyway I have been drinking, and it's late, and I'm not gonna type anymore because I don't feel like it so go enjoy the awesome radio we presented to you undeserving vaginas. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Mallrat Ash9</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wow, we talked alot, go figure considering we do a talk show. so we figure by our standards since this show is over 2 hours, we won't do a show next week. Just kidding we can't get enough of our own voices. We we talk about cum, movies, vaginas, The Itty Bitty's height, penis, you know all the same shit we always talk about, just in a more awesome way than normal. Anyway I have been drinking, and it's late, and I'm not gonna type anymore because I don't feel like it so go enjoy the awesome radio we presented to you undeserving vaginas. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Mallrat Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wow, we talked alot, go figure considering we do a talk show. so we figure by our standards since this show is over 2 hours, we won't do a show next week. Just kidding we can't get enough of our own voices. We we talk about cum, movies, vaginas, The Itty Bitty's height, penis, you know all the same shit we always talk about, just in a more awesome way than normal. Anyway I have been drinking, and it's late, and I'm not gonna type anymore because I don't feel like it so go enjoy the awesome radio we presented to you undeserving vaginas. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Mallrat Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:38:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>She doesn't listen anyways!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24953397-She-doesn-t-listen-anyways</link>
      <description>Well you can blame yourself for only getting 40 minutes of awesomeness this week. We did an hour and a half of mediocre radio to entertain you vagina's but we didn't record it, and we did that intentionally to try and make you listen live. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, or maybe we had some technical issues, which is more believable because we are not smart enough to plan a scheme out to get more people to listen live. The shit you won't hear, everything awesome we said on the live show but what you will here is something slightly less awesome and a recap of what you could have been cranking your mess to. Enjoy. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well you can blame yourself for only getting 40 minutes of awesomeness this week. We did an hour and a half of mediocre radio to entertain you vagina's but we didn't record it, and we did that intentionally to try and make you listen live. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, or maybe we had some technical issues, which is more believable because we are not smart enough to plan a scheme out to get more people to listen live. The shit you won't hear, everything awesome we said on the live show but what you will here is something slightly less awesome and a recap of what you could have been cranking your mess to. Enjoy. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well you can blame yourself for only getting 40 minutes of awesomeness this week. We did an hour and a half of mediocre radio to entertain you vagina's but we didn't record it, and we did that intentionally to try and make you listen live. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, or maybe we had some technical issues, which is more believable because we are not smart enough to plan a scheme out to get more people to listen live. The shit you won't hear, everything awesome we said on the live show but what you will here is something slightly less awesome and a recap of what you could have been cranking your mess to. Enjoy. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:03:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>So your job is more important than us?</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24918146-So-your-job-is-more-important-than-us</link>
      <description>Hello all, It's time for another show, we discuss woman trying to steal babies before they were born and how men are superior because we aren't crazy enough to do that, we do a ton of movie talk, and Mallrat pretty much exclaims he would give Paul Rudd head because he was in Wet Hot American Summer, (listen closely, I'm pretty sure he says that.) We talk about the new master piece commercial for the show which is streaming now on our live page along with 15 minutes of new show for you to check out. And Mallrat leaves us to go set his alarm at his place of employment so that means game over, but we did pull off an hour and 20 of radio that you will enjoy much more than your toe lint, because that shit sucks. And I will leave you with a video of auto tune news, because it's annoying, like you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello all, It's time for another show, we discuss woman trying to steal babies before they were born and how men are superior because we aren't crazy enough to do that, we do a ton of movie talk, and Mallrat pretty much exclaims he would give Paul Rudd head because he was in Wet Hot American Summer, (listen closely, I'm pretty sure he says that.) We talk about the new master piece commercial for the show which is streaming now on our live page along with 15 minutes of new show for you to check out. And Mallrat leaves us to go set his alarm at his place of employment so that means game over, but we did pull off an hour and 20 of radio that you will enjoy much more than your toe lint, because that shit sucks. And I will leave you with a video of auto tune news, because it's annoying, like you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9 Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello all, It's time for another show, we discuss woman trying to steal babies before they were born and how men are superior because we aren't crazy enough to do that, we do a ton of movie talk, and Mallrat pretty much exclaims he would give Paul Rudd head because he was in Wet Hot American Summer, (listen closely, I'm pretty sure he says that.) We talk about the new master piece commercial for the show which is streaming now on our live page along with 15 minutes of new show for you to check out. And Mallrat leaves us to go set his alarm at his place of employment so that means game over, but we did pull off an hour and 20 of radio that you will enjoy much more than your toe lint, because that shit sucks. And I will leave you with a video of auto tune news, because it's annoying, like you! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9 Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Unfortunately it's in her stomach</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24884429-Unfortunately-it-s-in-her-stomach</link>
      <description>Hey, Of course we run the gamut of shit to talk about, notice a pattern? We discuss the Iphone, sunglasses, Obama and his beer, we play manly or not so manly, we make fun of autistic kids and then we come to this gem, a mother who ate her baby! The real problem here is where the hell is the father and why would someone fuck this crazy bitch then allow her to keep the child. Anyway we play guess the top 10 celebrity messes and do a jig, ok there was no jigging because it was way to hot in studio. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey, Of course we run the gamut of shit to talk about, notice a pattern? We discuss the Iphone, sunglasses, Obama and his beer, we play manly or not so manly, we make fun of autistic kids and then we come to this gem, a mother who ate her baby! The real problem here is where the hell is the father and why would someone fuck this crazy bitch then allow her to keep the child. Anyway we play guess the top 10 celebrity messes and do a jig, ok there was no jigging because it was way to hot in studio. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey, Of course we run the gamut of shit to talk about, notice a pattern? We discuss the Iphone, sunglasses, Obama and his beer, we play manly or not so manly, we make fun of autistic kids and then we come to this gem, a mother who ate her baby! The real problem here is where the hell is the father and why would someone fuck this crazy bitch then allow her to keep the child. Anyway we play guess the top 10 celebrity messes and do a jig, ok there was no jigging because it was way to hot in studio. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts Mallrat</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:54:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Lip Service</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24849351-Lip-Service</link>
      <description>What's up scumbags, We start off this mess by discussing some of the things we discussed after the show last week but recorded and put in between the show from 2 weeks ago. Confused, well so am I, kinda, and I'm running this shit. We discuss Mallrat's lack of slurping on his penis and our new contest has risen, who will get lip service first, Mallrat or Ash9. We'll keep you posted. We discuss whacking off for the first time, my horrible dreams, another celebrity death and these assholes. There really are no words for this bullshit either or justice considering they are making money off of this: It's so bad they won't allow embedding on their original video. We aos do some celebrity stuff and our new gameshow epically fails. All in all it was fun, listen or don't I don't care, I'm off to play Battlefield. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up scumbags, We start off this mess by discussing some of the things we discussed after the show last week but recorded and put in between the show from 2 weeks ago. Confused, well so am I, kinda, and I'm running this shit. We discuss Mallrat's lack of slurping on his penis and our new contest has risen, who will get lip service first, Mallrat or Ash9. We'll keep you posted. We discuss whacking off for the first time, my horrible dreams, another celebrity death and these assholes. There really are no words for this bullshit either or justice considering they are making money off of this: It's so bad they won't allow embedding on their original video. We aos do some celebrity stuff and our new gameshow epically fails. All in all it was fun, listen or don't I don't care, I'm off to play Battlefield. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up scumbags, We start off this mess by discussing some of the things we discussed after the show last week but recorded and put in between the show from 2 weeks ago. Confused, well so am I, kinda, and I'm running this shit. We discuss Mallrat's lack of slurping on his penis and our new contest has risen, who will get lip service first, Mallrat or Ash9. We'll keep you posted. We discuss whacking off for the first time, my horrible dreams, another celebrity death and these assholes. There really are no words for this bullshit either or justice considering they are making money off of this: It's so bad they won't allow embedding on their original video. We aos do some celebrity stuff and our new gameshow epically fails. All in all it was fun, listen or don't I don't care, I'm off to play Battlefield. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Mallrat Ash9</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:14:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The grindhouse of podcasts</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24813150-The-grindhouse-of-podcasts</link>
      <description>What's up a-holes? We have done a double feature, well triple feature if you include the banter from between the shows. We were just going to spout out an intro but since we love you douches so much we did 20 more minutes of slightly above mediocre radio. We discuss O'bama checking out a 16 year old woman's beautiful pot roast shaped ass. Here's the image, you decide if he's checking out her ass or not. We move onto fashion and then into some Black white or Asian action. Which brings us to some weird costume porn from Japan. Also we talk for a bit between shows about Mrs. Mallrat's habits, Christianity, and vaginas all in the matter of like 20 minutes. Then if your man enough, try not to dose off during the second show, it's a doosy! Alright, catch you punks next week! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash Mallrat Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up a-holes? We have done a double feature, well triple feature if you include the banter from between the shows. We were just going to spout out an intro but since we love you douches so much we did 20 more minutes of slightly above mediocre radio. We discuss O'bama checking out a 16 year old woman's beautiful pot roast shaped ass. Here's the image, you decide if he's checking out her ass or not. We move onto fashion and then into some Black white or Asian action. Which brings us to some weird costume porn from Japan. Also we talk for a bit between shows about Mrs. Mallrat's habits, Christianity, and vaginas all in the matter of like 20 minutes. Then if your man enough, try not to dose off during the second show, it's a doosy! Alright, catch you punks next week! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up a-holes? We have done a double feature, well triple feature if you include the banter from between the shows. We were just going to spout out an intro but since we love you douches so much we did 20 more minutes of slightly above mediocre radio. We discuss O'bama checking out a 16 year old woman's beautiful pot roast shaped ass. Here's the image, you decide if he's checking out her ass or not. We move onto fashion and then into some Black white or Asian action. Which brings us to some weird costume porn from Japan. Also we talk for a bit between shows about Mrs. Mallrat's habits, Christianity, and vaginas all in the matter of like 20 minutes. Then if your man enough, try not to dose off during the second show, it's a doosy! Alright, catch you punks next week! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Ash Mallrat Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:29:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Accept my seed!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24756017-Accept-my-seed</link>
      <description>Hello, after a nice well rested week off we have returned, thanks to the 1 person who missed us and asked when we were going to do another show, it warmed the cockles of our wittle hearts. We talk about everyone in Hollywood dying, I personally think Ed McMahon got shafted by all the other top notch celebs croaking on purpose to make his death look less news worthy. Poor fatty. We discuss for quite some time the blatant racism involved in Transformers 2 and Mallrat is upset about it, that's right UPSET about it. We move on and talk about the males game plan before sex and then discuss this dude: It was a good show, you should check it out, and you should also be nice to the handicapped. On second thought, no you shouldn't! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello, after a nice well rested week off we have returned, thanks to the 1 person who missed us and asked when we were going to do another show, it warmed the cockles of our wittle hearts. We talk about everyone in Hollywood dying, I personally think Ed McMahon got shafted by all the other top notch celebs croaking on purpose to make his death look less news worthy. Poor fatty. We discuss for quite some time the blatant racism involved in Transformers 2 and Mallrat is upset about it, that's right UPSET about it. We move on and talk about the males game plan before sex and then discuss this dude: It was a good show, you should check it out, and you should also be nice to the handicapped. On second thought, no you shouldn't! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello, after a nice well rested week off we have returned, thanks to the 1 person who missed us and asked when we were going to do another show, it warmed the cockles of our wittle hearts. We talk about everyone in Hollywood dying, I personally think Ed McMahon got shafted by all the other top notch celebs croaking on purpose to make his death look less news worthy. Poor fatty. We discuss for quite some time the blatant racism involved in Transformers 2 and Mallrat is upset about it, that's right UPSET about it. We move on and talk about the males game plan before sex and then discuss this dude: It was a good show, you should check it out, and you should also be nice to the handicapped. On second thought, no you shouldn't! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:55:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>That's alot of turd!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24723550-That-s-alot-of-turd</link>
      <description>What's up waterheads, oh that's offensive, sorry. Here's a new show, we completely ignore the fact we are doing audio and show off the pop crunch top 100 girls via the live feed, your loss for not listening live. Ash9 laid a turd that looked like 15 dead zombies stuffed into a bowl and we believe has de-throned Ricketts, you be the judge over in the forums. We talk about the gravity defying breasts of this tennis bitch: Also in this installment we play Black white or bestiality. Good times, listen in then interact savages! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up waterheads, oh that's offensive, sorry. Here's a new show, we completely ignore the fact we are doing audio and show off the pop crunch top 100 girls via the live feed, your loss for not listening live. Ash9 laid a turd that looked like 15 dead zombies stuffed into a bowl and we believe has de-throned Ricketts, you be the judge over in the forums. We talk about the gravity defying breasts of this tennis bitch: Also in this installment we play Black white or bestiality. Good times, listen in then interact savages! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up waterheads, oh that's offensive, sorry. Here's a new show, we completely ignore the fact we are doing audio and show off the pop crunch top 100 girls via the live feed, your loss for not listening live. Ash9 laid a turd that looked like 15 dead zombies stuffed into a bowl and we believe has de-throned Ricketts, you be the judge over in the forums. We talk about the gravity defying breasts of this tennis bitch: Also in this installment we play Black white or bestiality. Good times, listen in then interact savages! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl Ash9 Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:23:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Big balls, death and drinking!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24688720-Big-balls-death-and-drinking</link>
      <description>Even with everything breaking before the show we managed to pull the live show off. Our feed went down, a laptop broke and our live phone line crapped out. I think it's God's way of saying stop fucking doing the show. Ain't gonna happen faggot! We talk about employees borrowing out games and the debate on wether or not it should be sold as a new game. We discuss Tiger 10, drinking heavily and then puking and then casually transistion into an old woman getting the fuck tasered out of her! After the tasering we discuss what it would be like to have massive balls, David Carradine's death, shit you wouldn't want to be re-incarnated as and dating strippers. If that's not enough for your dumb face to comprehend we discuss Brett Michaels almost getting beheaded. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Even with everything breaking before the show we managed to pull the live show off. Our feed went down, a laptop broke and our live phone line crapped out. I think it's God's way of saying stop fucking doing the show. Ain't gonna happen faggot! We talk about employees borrowing out games and the debate on wether or not it should be sold as a new game. We discuss Tiger 10, drinking heavily and then puking and then casually transistion into an old woman getting the fuck tasered out of her! After the tasering we discuss what it would be like to have massive balls, David Carradine's death, shit you wouldn't want to be re-incarnated as and dating strippers. If that's not enough for your dumb face to comprehend we discuss Brett Michaels almost getting beheaded. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Even with everything breaking before the show we managed to pull the live show off. Our feed went down, a laptop broke and our live phone line crapped out. I think it's God's way of saying stop fucking doing the show. Ain't gonna happen faggot! We talk about employees borrowing out games and the debate on wether or not it should be sold as a new game. We discuss Tiger 10, drinking heavily and then puking and then casually transistion into an old woman getting the fuck tasered out of her! After the tasering we discuss what it would be like to have massive balls, David Carradine's death, shit you wouldn't want to be re-incarnated as and dating strippers. If that's not enough for your dumb face to comprehend we discuss Brett Michaels almost getting beheaded. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:15:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>The rape joke you'll never here.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24653875-The-rape-joke-you-ll-never-here</link>
      <description>So in true Off-Beat fashion we broke shit, this time halfway through the show Pee Wee Herman deemed we were not allowed to record the rest of our show and it came true. Fuck you Pee Wee for winning a game of truth or dare with god by masterbating in public and then using your victory wish to fuck up our show. Your movies sucked! Anyway we talked alot about rape, the we talked about raping a machine taped to doors, but I'm not sure if you get to hear that part, fucking Pee Wee Herman, then we talked about dead people, but do not include rape in that because we have a line we won't cross. Anyway, listen to the first half of the show we recorded this evening and curse yourself if you didn't get to hear it live because that is the only way it existed. Join us live this Saturday too, 6/6 10pm EST because you may not get to hear it recorded because we are way better than that. OK maybe we just can't work the equipment! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com ...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>So in true Off-Beat fashion we broke shit, this time halfway through the show Pee Wee Herman deemed we were not allowed to record the rest of our show and it came true. Fuck you Pee Wee for winning a game of truth or dare with god by masterbating in public and then using your victory wish to fuck up our show. Your movies sucked! Anyway we talked alot about rape, the we talked about raping a machine taped to doors, but I'm not sure if you get to hear that part, fucking Pee Wee Herman, then we talked about dead people, but do not include rape in that because we have a line we won't cross. Anyway, listen to the first half of the show we recorded this evening and curse yourself if you didn't get to hear it live because that is the only way it existed. Join us live this Saturday too, 6/6 10pm EST because you may not get to hear it recorded because we are way better than that. OK maybe we just can't work the equipment! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>So in true Off-Beat fashion we broke shit, this time halfway through the show Pee Wee Herman deemed we were not allowed to record the rest of our show and it came true. Fuck you Pee Wee for winning a game of truth or dare with god by masterbating in public and then using your victory wish to fuck up our show. Your movies sucked! Anyway we talked alot about rape, the we talked about raping a machine taped to doors, but I'm not sure if you get to hear that part, fucking Pee Wee Herman, then we talked about dead people, but do not include rape in that because we have a line we won't cross. Anyway, listen to the first half of the show we recorded this evening and curse yourself if you didn't get to hear it live because that is the only way it existed. Join us live this Saturday too, 6/6 10pm EST because you may not get to hear it recorded because we are way better than that. OK maybe we just can't work the equipment! Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:26:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Someone strap a bomb to Freddie Prinze Jr.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24623945-Someone-strap-a-bomb-to-Freddie-Prinze-Jr</link>
      <description>Sup fools, if your a fan of television and movies then boy do we have a show for you this week. We chat tons of television, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , Reaper, Chuck, Rescue me, Lucky louie and a crap ton more. Dead and Momma checked out Terminator Salvation today and we discuss that semi disaster. We try discussing an old woman getting wailed in the face by some lunaic who must have been on a professional basketball team but our Mexican employee Ricketts couldn't make it hence no laptop to play the audio, maybe if behave we will share the audio next week. Ah F it here is the video for you to check out in all of it's amazingness. Mallrat gets smashed by the cock which was good time. Anyway catch us on Wednesday 6/3 at 10pm EST. To those watching live this week thanks for joining us. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitt...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sup fools, if your a fan of television and movies then boy do we have a show for you this week. We chat tons of television, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , Reaper, Chuck, Rescue me, Lucky louie and a crap ton more. Dead and Momma checked out Terminator Salvation today and we discuss that semi disaster. We try discussing an old woman getting wailed in the face by some lunaic who must have been on a professional basketball team but our Mexican employee Ricketts couldn't make it hence no laptop to play the audio, maybe if behave we will share the audio next week. Ah F it here is the video for you to check out in all of it's amazingness. Mallrat gets smashed by the cock which was good time. Anyway catch us on Wednesday 6/3 at 10pm EST. To those watching live this week thanks for joining us. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts Direct MP3 download or listen now:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sup fools, if your a fan of television and movies then boy do we have a show for you this week. We chat tons of television, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , Reaper, Chuck, Rescue me, Lucky louie and a crap ton more. Dead and Momma checked out Terminator Salvation today and we discuss that semi disaster. We try discussing an old woman getting wailed in the face by some lunaic who must have been on a professional basketball team but our Mexican employee Ricketts couldn't make it hence no laptop to play the audio, maybe if behave we will share the audio next week. Ah F it here is the video for you to check out in all of it's amazingness. Mallrat gets smashed by the cock which was good time. Anyway catch us on Wednesday 6/3 at 10pm EST. To those watching live this week thanks for joining us. Leave a voicemail: 206-984-1178 Email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast.com Check out the forums for exclusive shows: Forums Or follow the cast on twitter: Off-Beat Deadsqwirl Mommasqwirl theShittyBitty Ricketts Direct MP3 download or listen now:</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 22:08:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Power, glory and disappointment.</title>
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      <description>Hello savages, Fun show again this evening. Somehow we end up keeping it local, we talk about shitty Waterbury government, we join fatty mc fatterson's chat room and he doesn't appreciate Dead's greeting of "hang yourself Fatty for our entertainment" and is instantly banned. Maybe next time I will pace myself instead of going right in for the kill. We discuss how much work it takes to be lazy, well work it takes when your poor and you cant pay someone else to do it or have the morals to not abduct a child and put it to work. We allow Mommasqwirl to do her bit tonight for the first time in a while. Momma talks about that freak Jennifer love Hugeneck, We Talk Trump, Lost, Andrew Dice Clay, Dancing with the Stars and Joan Rivers who looks like a rubber chicken. After the show the fun began, We started a new character the racist ape which will be making an appearance soon. Ricketts recorded probably the most offensive commercial that has ever graced Off-Beat: Join the manliest turd cont...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hello savages, Fun show again this evening. Somehow we end up keeping it local, we talk about shitty Waterbury government, we join fatty mc fatterson's chat room and he doesn't appreciate Dead's greeting of "hang yourself Fatty for our entertainment" and is instantly banned. Maybe next time I will pace myself instead of going right in for the kill. We discuss how much work it takes to be lazy, well work it takes when your poor and you cant pay someone else to do it or have the morals to not abduct a child and put it to work. We allow Mommasqwirl to do her bit tonight for the first time in a while. Momma talks about that freak Jennifer love Hugeneck, We Talk Trump, Lost, Andrew Dice Clay, Dancing with the Stars and Joan Rivers who looks like a rubber chicken. After the show the fun began, We started a new character the racist ape which will be making an appearance soon. Ricketts recorded probably the most offensive commercial that has ever graced Off-Beat: Join the manliest turd contest, I think we spell turd differently every time we type it. Oh well, it's easy, eat alot, shit, take a picture, and post it on the forums. Prizes may include a handy in a fitting room from the itty bitty. Also, we are planning a trip to Connecticon. Anyone interested let us know, we will plan out an Off-Beat outting complete with Mallrat and I in Drag, scary. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Twitter: twitter.com/offbeatpodcast.com twitter.com/deadsqwirl twitter.com/mommasqwirl twitter.com/theittybitty twitter.com/rickettsoffbeat</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hello savages, Fun show again this evening. Somehow we end up keeping it local, we talk about shitty Waterbury government, we join fatty mc fatterson's chat room and he doesn't appreciate Dead's greeting of "hang yourself Fatty for our entertainment" and is instantly banned. Maybe next time I will pace myself instead of going right in for the kill. We discuss how much work it takes to be lazy, well work it takes when your poor and you cant pay someone else to do it or have the morals to not abduct a child and put it to work. We allow Mommasqwirl to do her bit tonight for the first time in a while. Momma talks about that freak Jennifer love Hugeneck, We Talk Trump, Lost, Andrew Dice Clay, Dancing with the Stars and Joan Rivers who looks like a rubber chicken. After the show the fun began, We started a new character the racist ape which will be making an appearance soon. Ricketts recorded probably the most offensive commercial that has ever graced Off-Beat: Join the manliest turd contest, I think we spell turd differently every time we type it. Oh well, it's easy, eat alot, shit, take a picture, and post it on the forums. Prizes may include a handy in a fitting room from the itty bitty. Also, we are planning a trip to Connecticon. Anyone interested let us know, we will plan out an Off-Beat outting complete with Mallrat and I in Drag, scary. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Twitter: twitter.com/offbeatpodcast.com twitter.com/deadsqwirl twitter.com/mommasqwirl twitter.com/theittybitty twitter.com/rickettsoffbeat</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 22:59:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Like a dirty burrito in your panties.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24553770-Like-a-dirty-burrito-in-your-panties</link>
      <description>Probably some of the most fun I've ever had recording a show, seriously. The fan support was great during the live show, where the hell were you? We drank our own creation, the dirty burrito, The itty bitty answered one of your lingering questions, yes she spits. She couldn't keep the damned thing down which isn't surprising. We played chubby bunny and missed soo many great jokes about the itty bitty taking two in her mouth and not being able to hold them in her mouth. Insert your jokes here or post them in the comments section! We talk about the new Star Trek and the desire for the lead character to be choked constantly. Also here is the link to the virgin pig we want you to prank: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/BradmanTV-Live Dead applauds the GI Joe trailer for the fact that it shows a piece of French history being destroyed in the beginning, but then it all goes to shit once it starts to look like a shitty episode of the power rangers. As if there was ever a good episode of the P...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Probably some of the most fun I've ever had recording a show, seriously. The fan support was great during the live show, where the hell were you? We drank our own creation, the dirty burrito, The itty bitty answered one of your lingering questions, yes she spits. She couldn't keep the damned thing down which isn't surprising. We played chubby bunny and missed soo many great jokes about the itty bitty taking two in her mouth and not being able to hold them in her mouth. Insert your jokes here or post them in the comments section! We talk about the new Star Trek and the desire for the lead character to be choked constantly. Also here is the link to the virgin pig we want you to prank: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/BradmanTV-Live Dead applauds the GI Joe trailer for the fact that it shows a piece of French history being destroyed in the beginning, but then it all goes to shit once it starts to look like a shitty episode of the power rangers. As if there was ever a good episode of the Power Rangers. Here's the trailer let us know what you think: Ok so the fags at the movie studio wont let people embed their trailer on websites, so watch a much better GI Joe clip. We are doing a second live show on Saturday, May 16th at 10pm. You better be there to hear Mallrat laugh at the word Panties. Call our voice mail: (206)984-1178 or call us live: (909)461-4493 Follow us on twitter: twitter.com/offbeatpodcast twitter.com/deadsqwirl twitter.com/mommasqwirl twitter.com/theittybitty</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Probably some of the most fun I've ever had recording a show, seriously. The fan support was great during the live show, where the hell were you? We drank our own creation, the dirty burrito, The itty bitty answered one of your lingering questions, yes she spits. She couldn't keep the damned thing down which isn't surprising. We played chubby bunny and missed soo many great jokes about the itty bitty taking two in her mouth and not being able to hold them in her mouth. Insert your jokes here or post them in the comments section! We talk about the new Star Trek and the desire for the lead character to be choked constantly. Also here is the link to the virgin pig we want you to prank: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/BradmanTV-Live Dead applauds the GI Joe trailer for the fact that it shows a piece of French history being destroyed in the beginning, but then it all goes to shit once it starts to look like a shitty episode of the power rangers. As if there was ever a good episode of the Power Rangers. Here's the trailer let us know what you think: Ok so the fags at the movie studio wont let people embed their trailer on websites, so watch a much better GI Joe clip. We are doing a second live show on Saturday, May 16th at 10pm. You better be there to hear Mallrat laugh at the word Panties. Call our voice mail: (206)984-1178 or call us live: (909)461-4493 Follow us on twitter: twitter.com/offbeatpodcast twitter.com/deadsqwirl twitter.com/mommasqwirl twitter.com/theittybitty</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 22:49:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Two terminators fucking makes me hard.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24553771-Two-terminators-fucking-makes-me-hard</link>
      <description>Live show went off kind of smooth this week. We would like to welcome Omer who was fucking stoned and called the show to talk about his addictions then hung up because he probably OD'ed, it was nice knowing you dude. We drank wine basically because we had nothing left in the house to drink and we needed our fix, ok Dead drank wine and everyone else provided Whine. That was a terrible joke and I deserve to be slowly killed by a shitload of hyena's. have you ever seen those fuckers maul a zebra? Anyways, we talk politics, movies, J J Abrams new Star Trek, the Spirit, play perverted password, hauntings and Dead doesn't get to talk about Lost even though he had shit to say. Oh well more for next week. All in all it was a very different show, different but good, we hardly made fun of anyone besides Dead and his sweats in high school. Since we chat about Star Trek here's the trailer. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Join the manliest turd competition in the forums. Direct MP3 Subscribe here Catch...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Live show went off kind of smooth this week. We would like to welcome Omer who was fucking stoned and called the show to talk about his addictions then hung up because he probably OD'ed, it was nice knowing you dude. We drank wine basically because we had nothing left in the house to drink and we needed our fix, ok Dead drank wine and everyone else provided Whine. That was a terrible joke and I deserve to be slowly killed by a shitload of hyena's. have you ever seen those fuckers maul a zebra? Anyways, we talk politics, movies, J J Abrams new Star Trek, the Spirit, play perverted password, hauntings and Dead doesn't get to talk about Lost even though he had shit to say. Oh well more for next week. All in all it was a very different show, different but good, we hardly made fun of anyone besides Dead and his sweats in high school. Since we chat about Star Trek here's the trailer. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Join the manliest turd competition in the forums. Direct MP3 Subscribe here Catch you next week, listen live 5/13, 10pm EST.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Live show went off kind of smooth this week. We would like to welcome Omer who was fucking stoned and called the show to talk about his addictions then hung up because he probably OD'ed, it was nice knowing you dude. We drank wine basically because we had nothing left in the house to drink and we needed our fix, ok Dead drank wine and everyone else provided Whine. That was a terrible joke and I deserve to be slowly killed by a shitload of hyena's. have you ever seen those fuckers maul a zebra? Anyways, we talk politics, movies, J J Abrams new Star Trek, the Spirit, play perverted password, hauntings and Dead doesn't get to talk about Lost even though he had shit to say. Oh well more for next week. All in all it was a very different show, different but good, we hardly made fun of anyone besides Dead and his sweats in high school. Since we chat about Star Trek here's the trailer. Voicemail: (206)984-1178 Join the manliest turd competition in the forums. Direct MP3 Subscribe here Catch you next week, listen live 5/13, 10pm EST.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 23:01:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>The splash back is the bidet!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24523799-The-splash-back-is-the-bidet</link>
      <description>Well if you haven't figured it out, we discuss shit, literally talk about our shit, especially on Dead left that looked like an ostriches head and neck swinging from his asshole. We try and make fun of a conjoined twin but all of a sudden everyone has a heart, aaa boooooo! We look at pictures of this cat getting stepped on, they were horrifying and will not be shown on the site but we will show you how cute the cat was: If you missed the live feed, you missed out on seeing the CRZA and Mallrat bromance and the cock yelling video which we ay share with you. Maybe if you ask nicely. We had a stroke of retarded genius and are running the manliest turd contest join in on the forums, submit pics of yourr turds at the forums. Voicemail us: 206-984-1178 email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well if you haven't figured it out, we discuss shit, literally talk about our shit, especially on Dead left that looked like an ostriches head and neck swinging from his asshole. We try and make fun of a conjoined twin but all of a sudden everyone has a heart, aaa boooooo! We look at pictures of this cat getting stepped on, they were horrifying and will not be shown on the site but we will show you how cute the cat was: If you missed the live feed, you missed out on seeing the CRZA and Mallrat bromance and the cock yelling video which we ay share with you. Maybe if you ask nicely. We had a stroke of retarded genius and are running the manliest turd contest join in on the forums, submit pics of yourr turds at the forums. Voicemail us: 206-984-1178 email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well if you haven't figured it out, we discuss shit, literally talk about our shit, especially on Dead left that looked like an ostriches head and neck swinging from his asshole. We try and make fun of a conjoined twin but all of a sudden everyone has a heart, aaa boooooo! We look at pictures of this cat getting stepped on, they were horrifying and will not be shown on the site but we will show you how cute the cat was: If you missed the live feed, you missed out on seeing the CRZA and Mallrat bromance and the cock yelling video which we ay share with you. Maybe if you ask nicely. We had a stroke of retarded genius and are running the manliest turd contest join in on the forums, submit pics of yourr turds at the forums. Voicemail us: 206-984-1178 email us: feedback@offbeatpodcast</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:28:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>That girl looks like a shuttle cock!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402466-That-girl-looks-like-a-shuttle-cock</link>
      <description>You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>That girl looks like a shuttle cock!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24495156-That-girl-looks-like-a-shuttle-cock</link>
      <description>You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>You know it sucks to not have any legs, but it also makes for great fodder when there is a bunch of assholes with microphones. We rag on some poor third world country bitch with a basketball for a mode of transportation, we fucked up half of our audio equipment, we had a blast with an old friend sugar bear, talks of period sex found it's way into the conversation and we really never finished anything we started to talk about, but we are ok with that. Jamie Foxx said some shit, we don't finish discussing it, Some whore teacher sent a special loaf home in a book bag, we don't finish discussing it, and Perez Hilton got all gay about shit and we don't finish discussing it. After we get some beer in us this show really goes awol. Enjoy, we did! Videos of shit we didn't discuss: Cat Attacks Cute Reporter - Watch more Funny Videos Join our next live show on Wed the 29th Twitter.com/offbeatpodcast Voicemail number 206-984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Drunk and Retardly</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402467-Drunk-and-Retardly</link>
      <description>Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:02:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Drunk and Retardly</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24455810-Drunk-and-Retardly</link>
      <description>Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well we tried to run it live, it worked even though we were shit faced drunk. Ricketts donned a mexicna wrestling mask, we talked about sex, pirates, and a vagina torn apart by water. Also tried to figure out why you would jump into a polar bear pit at the zoo. Video dump of all the shit discussed on the show: Call us: 206-984-1178 Join our forums and interact via twitter.com/offbeatpodcast</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:02:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Yo, you have ZZ Top crotch.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402468-Yo-you-have-ZZ-Top-crotch</link>
      <description>Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh yeah and listen by clicking play right below or subscribe via itunes:</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh yeah and listen by clicking play right below or subscribe via itunes:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh yeah and listen by clicking play right below or subscribe via itunes:</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Yo, you have ZZ Top crotch.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24433604-Yo-you-have-ZZ-Top-crotch</link>
      <description>Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh yeah and listen by clicking play right below or subscribe via itunes:</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh yeah and listen by clicking play right below or subscribe via itunes:</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Sup folks? New show for you guys, sorry it's a day late, my schedule sucks. We talk a lot of shit this show about some idiot from Texas, we discuss reverse racism, we try to make Itty Bitty cry and then ask you guys what you would do to make her cry. We play guess the sound, I would post the video here but you assholes would know what it was so instead I'll post the other videos we discuss: Call us: 203-984-1178 Discuss our shitty show over at our forums: offbeatpodcast.com/forums oh yeah and listen by clicking play right below or subscribe via itunes:</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:30:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Fuck fair weather fans! (You cunts know who you are!)</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402469-Fuck-fair-weather-fans-You-cunts-know-who-you-are</link>
      <description>It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and tell us what you learned from the show! call us: 206-984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and tell us what you learned from the show! call us: 206-984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and tell us what you learned from the show! call us: 206-984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:20:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Fuck fair weather fans! (You cunts know who you are!)</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24395032-Fuck-fair-weather-fans-You-cunts-know-who-you-are</link>
      <description>It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and tell us what you learned from the show! call us: 206-984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and tell us what you learned from the show! call us: 206-984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>It's April fools day and Dead messed with some people because it was fun and immature kinda like our show. We play a new game show, and one of the cast members wins by a land slide. We discuss a man getting his junk stuck in a park bench. Here's the picture as promised: IttyBitty breaks out the most twisted pop up book we have ever seen. We talk of the new X-men and a whole slew of other shit. You should definately listen because I said so! Join our forums at offbeatpodcast.com and tell us what you learned from the show! call us: 206-984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:20:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>I hate your mom.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402470-I-hate-your-mom</link>
      <description>Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA&#226;s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman&#226;s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. anywho, Check the site, if your not there already, converse on the forums or call us (206)984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA&#226;s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman&#226;s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. anywho, Check the site, if your not there already, converse on the forums or call us (206)984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA&#226;s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman&#226;s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. anywho, Check the site, if your not there already, converse on the forums or call us (206)984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Off-Beat the Podcast</itunes:author>
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      <title>I hate your mom.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24363335-I-hate-your-mom</link>
      <description>Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA&#226;s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman&#226;s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. anywho, Check the site, if your not there already, converse on the forums or call us (206)984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA&#226;s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman&#226;s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. anywho, Check the site, if your not there already, converse on the forums or call us (206)984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Wow, this show really ran the gamut of shit to talk about. We chat of Obama on Leno like everyone else and their mother has been, we talk of Dead wanting to run over CRZA&#226;s mom, we chat about hauntings, and we also bring you a new cast member to love and harass. Svetlana left the show and right off the bat we address this issue and we will stick to the perameters we set last show. The discussion oddly goes to Dead holding a tampon clinic for dumb broads in a Target and then we discuss a woman&#226;s vagina that smells like a sewer trout. anywho, Check the site, if your not there already, converse on the forums or call us (206)984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Decaf is like being blue balled.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402472-Decaf-is-like-being-blue-balled</link>
      <description>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:34:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Off-Beat the Podcast</itunes:author>
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      <title>Decaf is like being blue balled.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24363336-Decaf-is-like-being-blue-balled</link>
      <description>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:34:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Off-Beat the Podcast</itunes:author>
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      <title>Decaf is like being blueballed.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24327067-Decaf-is-like-being-blueballed</link>
      <description>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up queers, Here it is another show delivered straight to your ipod, or the internet if your family is too poor to buy an ipod. Anyway this week Dead finally gives away what the sound was from last week. We discuss how bad Dead's hometown has become. Dead and wifey discuss their Atlantic City trip and all the weirdo's down there. We talk Celebs and we re-visit the chimp attack. Check out the forums, offbeatpodcast.com/forums call us: (206)984-1178 oh yeah and listen to the show!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:34:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Like a worm wearing a turtleneck</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402475-Like-a-worm-wearing-a-turtleneck</link>
      <description>What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. An...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. And post a pic of your cock in the forums: Offbeatpodcast.com Call us: (206)984-1178 Now f off!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. And post a pic of your cock in the forums: Offbeatpodcast.com Call us: (206)984-1178 Now f off!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:38:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Off-Beat the Podcast</itunes:author>
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      <title>Like a worm wearing a turtleneck</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24292555-Like-a-worm-wearing-a-turtleneck</link>
      <description>What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. An...</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. And post a pic of your cock in the forums: Offbeatpodcast.com Call us: (206)984-1178 Now f off!</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>What's up, You looking for a new show? Well here it is complete with some un-wholesome goodness. Dead blames Octo-mom for the recession while CRZA whips up a contraption for Mormons to keep their wives in check.Yes this all happens in like the first minutes of the show. Dead bashes a prick he dealt with today, not literally although he wishes he could. We discuss retail and phone centers and learn some points of interest including call center people cannot hang up on you until you say goodbye. So call your favorite insurance company and shoot the shit. We introduce a new segment called phone a fag during our other open ended new segment queer or not queer. We chit chat about gay people hitting on us and of course the conversation switches over to talk of our little soldier hence the title of the show. We play guess the sound and never give the actual sound so tune in next week. That's right like Sly Stallone we had a cliffhanger. Anyways why are you still reading this? Go listen. And post a pic of your cock in the forums: Offbeatpodcast.com Call us: (206)984-1178 Now f off!</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:38:00 -0700</pubDate>
      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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      <itunes:author>Off-Beat the Podcast</itunes:author>
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      <title>It's better than a metal rod in your pee hole.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/24253440-It-s-better-than-a-metal-rod-in-your-pee-hole</link>
      <description>Dead wants to end the recession and he wants to end the recession by having Obama supply heated driveways to all. Fuck the snow, fuck it in it&#226;s snowy ass. Our Beer of the week thinks it&#226;s funny by spraying itself everywhere just like Ron Jeremy all over a nicely shaved bush. We talk about drunken negro face cookies, Megan Fox being all hot as a nun and how Dead feels good sinning cranking it to her hot nun ass. We also compare Brian Austin Green to a Lego character out of jealousy. Dead gets angry at some fag on stilts, too bad he didn&#226;t fall off of the stilts and get implated into his ass. Anywho we talk about all kinds of other stuff as well, listen and then go discuss this shit in our forums. Call us at: (206)984-1178</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dead wants to end the recession and he wants to end the recession by having Obama supply heated driveways to all. Fuck the snow, fuck it in it&#226;s snowy ass. Our Beer of the week thinks it&#226;s funny by spraying itself everywhere just like Ron Jeremy all over a nicely shaved bush. We talk about drunken negro face cookies, Megan Fox being all hot as a nun and how Dead feels good sinning cranking it to her hot nun ass. We also compare Brian Austin Green to a Lego character out of jealousy. Dead gets angry at some fag on stilts, too bad he didn&#226;t fall off of the stilts and get implated into his ass. Anywho we talk about all kinds of other stuff as well, listen and then go discuss this shit in our forums. Call us at: (206)984-1178</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Dead wants to end the recession and he wants to end the recession by having Obama supply heated driveways to all. Fuck the snow, fuck it in it&#226;s snowy ass. Our Beer of the week thinks it&#226;s funny by spraying itself everywhere just like Ron Jeremy all over a nicely shaved bush. We talk about drunken negro face cookies, Megan Fox being all hot as a nun and how Dead feels good sinning cranking it to her hot nun ass. We also compare Brian Austin Green to a Lego character out of jealousy. Dead gets angry at some fag on stilts, too bad he didn&#226;t fall off of the stilts and get implated into his ass. Anywho we talk about all kinds of other stuff as well, listen and then go discuss this shit in our forums. Call us at: (206)984-1178</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>What the fuck is a fupa?</title>
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      <description>Well our old feed is now working again. go check us out in itunes, type offbeat into the stores search and click on the icon with the evil looking ipod on it. Easy, even easier if you were a fan of the old iteration. We discuss alot of stuff on the show tonight including douche bags at the casino, Dead&#226;s almost Freddy Kreuger penis, We learn what a fupa is and wish we never did, we make fun of octo broad because she is fucking stupid and we banter about relationships and having the &#226;talk&#226; with children in this day and age. It&#226;s fun and you can actually hear everyone in this episode, win for everyone unless your handicapped and you don&#226;t like Dead&#226;s extermination plan. Go discuss this shit in our forums. Call us at: (206)984-4410 or to check out the show</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Well our old feed is now working again. go check us out in itunes, type offbeat into the stores search and click on the icon with the evil looking ipod on it. Easy, even easier if you were a fan of the old iteration. We discuss alot of stuff on the show tonight including douche bags at the casino, Dead&#226;s almost Freddy Kreuger penis, We learn what a fupa is and wish we never did, we make fun of octo broad because she is fucking stupid and we banter about relationships and having the &#226;talk&#226; with children in this day and age. It&#226;s fun and you can actually hear everyone in this episode, win for everyone unless your handicapped and you don&#226;t like Dead&#226;s extermination plan. Go discuss this shit in our forums. Call us at: (206)984-4410 or to check out the show</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Well our old feed is now working again. go check us out in itunes, type offbeat into the stores search and click on the icon with the evil looking ipod on it. Easy, even easier if you were a fan of the old iteration. We discuss alot of stuff on the show tonight including douche bags at the casino, Dead&#226;s almost Freddy Kreuger penis, We learn what a fupa is and wish we never did, we make fun of octo broad because she is fucking stupid and we banter about relationships and having the &#226;talk&#226; with children in this day and age. It&#226;s fun and you can actually hear everyone in this episode, win for everyone unless your handicapped and you don&#226;t like Dead&#226;s extermination plan. Go discuss this shit in our forums. Call us at: (206)984-4410 or to check out the show</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:40:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...</title>
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      <description>Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, go there:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsVoicemail, call us:(206)666-6325Laterz,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, go there:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsVoicemail, call us:(206)666-6325Laterz,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, go there:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsVoicemail, call us:(206)666-6325Laterz,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22006053-Off-Beat-If-it-walks-like-a-duck-and-talks-like-a-duck</link>
      <description>Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, go there:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsVoicemail, call us:(206)666-6325Laterz,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, go there:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsVoicemail, call us:(206)666-6325Laterz,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Now you see, not many podcasts out there would force a person to show off their poop on webcam. It was completely uncalled for, but it happened, we apologize to the people who witnessed it first hand. We ran through a ton of stuff on the show this week, tons of Starstruck news, blasted through a ton of advice on Dear FTR and watched a mating video designed for pandas. Yeah it was an odd show, but one you shouldn't miss because we got a listener to play with her vibrator on the air.Forums, go there:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsVoicemail, call us:(206)666-6325Laterz,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:40:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- Dead celebrity pinata.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/10525483-Off-Beat-Dead-celebrity-pinata</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:12:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- Dead celebrity pinata.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/25402477-Off-Beat-Dead-celebrity-pinata</link>
      <description>Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:12:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- Dead celebrity pinata.</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22006063-Off-Beat-Dead-celebrity-pinata</link>
      <description>Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey,We discuss the world's first ever recorded sex doll and it's television debut, god it's creepy soo much so Mallrat wants to cuddle his blanket, fucking fag! We talk about Bra's 50th B-day party, ok he's only 33, and how we attempted to mkae his evening awkward, and we deal with a slew of metally challenged kids that joined the feed. All in all I want to hit a dead Lindsay Lohan with a bat.Forums:Http://www.fortherecord.ws/forumsPhone:(206)666-6325Now go away!~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:12:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <title>Off-Beat -- It's all David Hasselhoff's fault!</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/10449373-Off-Beat-It-s-all-David-Hasselhoff-s-fault</link>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:36:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description>This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2007 22:36:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <description>This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>This week brings a revelation to the cast of Off-Beat,Global warming is David Hasselhoff's fault, we aren't sure why but it just is. On the show this week we get nerdy and discuss comic books, how brilliant Germany is because of the unwanted baby box, oh you'll hear it, and we bring back the top 5.Anywho, go to our forums and be a prick:www.fortherecord.ws/forumsOr call us, we die a little inside when we don't get voicemails:206-666-6325Later,~~DeadSqwirl X.x</itunes:summary>
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