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    <title>Ulysses Columbo - Man of Action</title>
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      <title>This Day In History #19: The Dutch Adopt The Metric System</title>
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      <description>In a very special installment of the multi-award-winning "This Day in History," I talk about Dutch King Louis Napoleon's surrender of his Imperial Army to the Spanish Metric army in 1809. Theme Music for "This Day in History" is "Daughters of History," by "Morning Spy"</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a very special installment of the multi-award-winning "This Day in History," I talk about Dutch King Louis Napoleon's surrender of his Imperial Army to the Spanish Metric army in 1809. Theme Music for "This Day in History" is "Daughters of History," by "Morning Spy"</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a very special installment of the multi-award-winning "This Day in History," I talk about Dutch King Louis Napoleon's surrender of his Imperial Army to the Spanish Metric army in 1809. Theme Music for "This Day in History" is "Daughters of History," by "Morning Spy"</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Two Weeks in The South Pacific</title>
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      <description>On January 26, 2006, I am returning from a two-week stint in the South Pacific, where I performed in a movie being filmed on a boat, and found myself stranded on an island shaped eerily like a skull. Theme Music is "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On January 26, 2006, I am returning from a two-week stint in the South Pacific, where I performed in a movie being filmed on a boat, and found myself stranded on an island shaped eerily like a skull. Theme Music is "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On January 26, 2006, I am returning from a two-week stint in the South Pacific, where I performed in a movie being filmed on a boat, and found myself stranded on an island shaped eerily like a skull. Theme Music is "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Grandma Eudora's Garden Accentuator</title>
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      <description>On November 15, 2005, I am back from a research expedition in the Antarctic, my grandmother has a problem with patent law, and I give an update on The Poodle Rebellion. Theme music is, as ever, "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd Also in this show is "no comment" by Cheap Relative Steel</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On November 15, 2005, I am back from a research expedition in the Antarctic, my grandmother has a problem with patent law, and I give an update on The Poodle Rebellion. Theme music is, as ever, "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd Also in this show is "no comment" by Cheap Relative Steel</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On November 15, 2005, I am back from a research expedition in the Antarctic, my grandmother has a problem with patent law, and I give an update on The Poodle Rebellion. Theme music is, as ever, "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd Also in this show is "no comment" by Cheap Relative Steel</itunes:summary>
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      <title>The Feared Scalliwag</title>
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      <description>On Tuesday, November 9, I am battling pirates in 1821, and Copernicus's body isn't where I buried it. Music Featured on this week's show: "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd, "I'm on Board" by the Ride Theory, "Kissing the Roses" by Capsela</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On Tuesday, November 9, I am battling pirates in 1821, and Copernicus's body isn't where I buried it. Music Featured on this week's show: "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd, "I'm on Board" by the Ride Theory, "Kissing the Roses" by Capsela</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On Tuesday, November 9, I am battling pirates in 1821, and Copernicus's body isn't where I buried it. Music Featured on this week's show: "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd, "I'm on Board" by the Ride Theory, "Kissing the Roses" by Capsela</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:18:34 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Sal</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 20:10:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Sal</title>
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      <description>Hey there, this is Sal. Let me tell you where Ulysses is at.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hey there, this is Sal. Let me tell you where Ulysses is at.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Hey there, this is Sal. Let me tell you where Ulysses is at.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:10:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>This Day In History #19: The Dutch Adopt The Metric System</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 20:10:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Two Weeks in The South Pacific</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 20:10:38 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Ephram The Revolutionary Cow</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:40:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <enclosure type="" url="http://ulysses.inelegant.net/audio/episode_12.mp3"/>
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      <title>Ephram The Revolutionary Cow</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22017911-Ephram-The-Revolutionary-Cow</link>
      <description>On January 11, 2006, I talk about the mandatory-condom proposal in Tulua, Columbia, talk a little about my crime-fighting days as a youth, and also I touch on my time training revolutionary cows in Montana. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "High Cotton," by Jim Suhler.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On January 11, 2006, I talk about the mandatory-condom proposal in Tulua, Columbia, talk a little about my crime-fighting days as a youth, and also I touch on my time training revolutionary cows in Montana. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "High Cotton," by Jim Suhler.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On January 11, 2006, I talk about the mandatory-condom proposal in Tulua, Columbia, talk a little about my crime-fighting days as a youth, and also I touch on my time training revolutionary cows in Montana. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "High Cotton," by Jim Suhler.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 21:40:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>New Year's Was Invented in 1715</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/586418-New-Year-s-Was-Invented-in-1715</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:40:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>New Year's Was Invented in 1715</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22017926-New-Year-s-Was-Invented-in-1715</link>
      <description>On January 4, 2006, I have returned from a bit of seasonal recreation. I tell you all about how my Zachariah Jedediah Columbo invented the New Year, some jobs I've had recently, and also about some other contributions my family has made to the flow of history. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On January 4, 2006, I have returned from a bit of seasonal recreation. I tell you all about how my Zachariah Jedediah Columbo invented the New Year, some jobs I've had recently, and also about some other contributions my family has made to the flow of history. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On January 4, 2006, I have returned from a bit of seasonal recreation. I tell you all about how my Zachariah Jedediah Columbo invented the New Year, some jobs I've had recently, and also about some other contributions my family has made to the flow of history. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 21:40:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>New York Transit Strike, Or, Death To Posties</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/571729-New-York-Transit-Strike-Or-Death-To-Posties</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 05:40:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <enclosure type="" url="http://ulysses.inelegant.net/audio/episode_10.mp3"/>
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      <title>New York Transit Strike, Or, Death To Posties</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22017941-New-York-Transit-Strike-Or-Death-To-Posties</link>
      <description>On December 21, 2005, I am back from a trip to New York, where I pitched in to help alleviate the stress of the ongoing transit strike, by becoming a bus. When I return home, I find that Colleen Nestler's filed a restraining order against me. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Let out all of the Sin," by Spider &amp; I. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Internation Association for the Abolition of Global Christmas Festivities.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On December 21, 2005, I am back from a trip to New York, where I pitched in to help alleviate the stress of the ongoing transit strike, by becoming a bus. When I return home, I find that Colleen Nestler's filed a restraining order against me. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Let out all of the Sin," by Spider &amp; I. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Internation Association for the Abolition of Global Christmas Festivities.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On December 21, 2005, I am back from a trip to New York, where I pitched in to help alleviate the stress of the ongoing transit strike, by becoming a bus. When I return home, I find that Colleen Nestler's filed a restraining order against me. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Let out all of the Sin," by Spider &amp; I. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Internation Association for the Abolition of Global Christmas Festivities.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:40:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Tips for Better Living</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/550847-Tips-for-Better-Living</link>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 17:45:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Tips for Better Living</title>
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      <description>I've started a second podcast, called "Ulysses Columbo's Tips For Better Living," and this is a short bit I recorded to tell you about it.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>I've started a second podcast, called "Ulysses Columbo's Tips For Better Living," and this is a short bit I recorded to tell you about it.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>I've started a second podcast, called "Ulysses Columbo's Tips For Better Living," and this is a short bit I recorded to tell you about it.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 09:45:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Rocquefort Heist</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/520528-The-Rocquefort-Heist</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:15:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <enclosure type="" url="http://ulysses.inelegant.net/audio/episode_9.mp3"/>
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      <title>The Rocquefort Heist</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22017950-The-Rocquefort-Heist</link>
      <description>On December 14, 2005, I have very little to talk about, because nothing remarkable happened to me this week, aside from going to the grocery store, being hired to steal cocaine from some drug dealers, and sending Santa to the emergency room (and being chased by his gun-wielding elves). My life is boring, this week. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Ya You Betcha Christmas," by Gary Sundblad. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of Sal, who works at the laundromat in my neighborhood.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On December 14, 2005, I have very little to talk about, because nothing remarkable happened to me this week, aside from going to the grocery store, being hired to steal cocaine from some drug dealers, and sending Santa to the emergency room (and being chased by his gun-wielding elves). My life is boring, this week. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Ya You Betcha Christmas," by Gary Sundblad. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of Sal, who works at the laundromat in my neighborhood.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On December 14, 2005, I have very little to talk about, because nothing remarkable happened to me this week, aside from going to the grocery store, being hired to steal cocaine from some drug dealers, and sending Santa to the emergency room (and being chased by his gun-wielding elves). My life is boring, this week. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Ya You Betcha Christmas," by Gary Sundblad. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of Sal, who works at the laundromat in my neighborhood.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 19:15:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>Humour</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Charlie's Record Emporium</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/490510-Charlie-s-Record-Emporium</link>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 03:15:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Charlie's Record Emporium</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/22017960-Charlie-s-Record-Emporium</link>
      <description>On December 7, 2005, I talk about Tesco's newly announced musical sandwich and it's surprisingly similarity to a product I developed in the 1950's when I worked for Charlie's Record Emporium, and about how that led into a stint creating propaganda for the American government during the Vietnam war, and how that led to my meeting Steve Jobs. Also, Howard Hughes is mentioned very briefly. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Monkeyshine," by Monkeyshine. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Canadian Union of Confederated Sandwich Artists.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On December 7, 2005, I talk about Tesco's newly announced musical sandwich and it's surprisingly similarity to a product I developed in the 1950's when I worked for Charlie's Record Emporium, and about how that led into a stint creating propaganda for the American government during the Vietnam war, and how that led to my meeting Steve Jobs. Also, Howard Hughes is mentioned very briefly. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Monkeyshine," by Monkeyshine. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Canadian Union of Confederated Sandwich Artists.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On December 7, 2005, I talk about Tesco's newly announced musical sandwich and it's surprisingly similarity to a product I developed in the 1950's when I worked for Charlie's Record Emporium, and about how that led into a stint creating propaganda for the American government during the Vietnam war, and how that led to my meeting Steve Jobs. Also, Howard Hughes is mentioned very briefly. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "Monkeyshine," by Monkeyshine. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Canadian Union of Confederated Sandwich Artists.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:15:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Ulysses Columbo - Man of Action</itunes:author>
      <itunes:keywords>Humour</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>The All-Technology Episode of the Show</title>
      <link>http://odeo.com/episodes/456397-The-All-Technology-Episode-of-the-Show</link>
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      <itunes:summary>On November 29, 2005, I talk about the danger of modern day technology use, wax nostalgic about vacuum tube mainframes, and I talk about the role my uncle Rufus had in the creation of ENIAC. Also, I talk about my Xbox 360 experience, where I sat in line for a week to get an Xbox 360. Because I wanted to get an Xbox 360. Music in today's show, via the excellent Podsafe Music Network (http://music.podshow.com) is: "Burn Tampa," by The Cult of Sue Todd, and "You Said Nothing" by fall of snow. Promotional Considerations this week courtesy of The Smiling Greek's Machina Deus.</itunes:summary>
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      <description>On November 23, 2005, I am a day late, but for good reason: I was attacked by ninjas. Also, find out about my youth, and what president was attacked by an animal under my care. Theme music is, as ever, "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd (who like my show!) Also in this show is "Emile," also by The Cult of Sue Todd</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On November 23, 2005, I am a day late, but for good reason: I was attacked by ninjas. Also, find out about my youth, and what president was attacked by an animal under my care. Theme music is, as ever, "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd (who like my show!) Also in this show is "Emile," also by The Cult of Sue Todd</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On November 23, 2005, I am a day late, but for good reason: I was attacked by ninjas. Also, find out about my youth, and what president was attacked by an animal under my care. Theme music is, as ever, "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd (who like my show!) Also in this show is "Emile," also by The Cult of Sue Todd</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 19:15:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:author>Ulysses Columbo - Man of Action</itunes:author>
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      <title>Grandma Eudora's Garden Accentuator</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:15:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Profiles of the Boring #27: Zach Snow</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 23:33:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <description>In a special episode, I present the 27th edition in my ongoing "Profiles of the Boring." This time, I talk with Zach Snow, who works as a teller at the Royal Bank in Oakville. Music in this podcast is "Space Rocks Keep Falling on my Head" by Away with Fairys.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>In a special episode, I present the 27th edition in my ongoing "Profiles of the Boring." This time, I talk with Zach Snow, who works as a teller at the Royal Bank in Oakville. Music in this podcast is "Space Rocks Keep Falling on my Head" by Away with Fairys.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>In a special episode, I present the 27th edition in my ongoing "Profiles of the Boring." This time, I talk with Zach Snow, who works as a teller at the Royal Bank in Oakville. Music in this podcast is "Space Rocks Keep Falling on my Head" by Away with Fairys.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:13:01 -0800</pubDate>
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      <enclosure type="" url="http://ulysses.inelegant.net/audio/episode_4.mp3"/>
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      <title>Rowing a Canadian Pumpkin</title>
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      <description>On Sunday, October 9, Martha Stewart is causing a rampage in Nova Scotia, Dogs are overtaking the grocery store, and I have a run-in with some misunderstood zombies. Music Featured on this week's show: "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd, "I'm on Board" by The Ride Theory, "Kissing the Roses" by Capsela Voicemail Featured on this week's show: Michael</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>On Sunday, October 9, Martha Stewart is causing a rampage in Nova Scotia, Dogs are overtaking the grocery store, and I have a run-in with some misunderstood zombies. Music Featured on this week's show: "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd, "I'm on Board" by The Ride Theory, "Kissing the Roses" by Capsela Voicemail Featured on this week's show: Michael</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>On Sunday, October 9, Martha Stewart is causing a rampage in Nova Scotia, Dogs are overtaking the grocery store, and I have a run-in with some misunderstood zombies. Music Featured on this week's show: "Burn Tampa" by The Cult of Sue Todd, "I'm on Board" by The Ride Theory, "Kissing the Roses" by Capsela Voicemail Featured on this week's show: Michael</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 23:13:01 -0700</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:13:01 -0700</pubDate>
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