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Subscribe and watch right now. en-us 40 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:00:02 -0800 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:00:02 -0800 http://odeo.com/episodes/25484995-video-Report-Most-College-Males-Admit-To-Regularly-Getting-Stoked Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. Panelists discuss whether there is an epidemic among young people today who get stoked over everything from free keychains to tacos. tag:odeo.com,2009-12-03,25484995 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:00:02 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25454848-video-Zombie-Reagan-Raised-From-Grave-To-Lead-GOP Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead. Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead. Republicans say they have found their fresh new face in the corpse of Ronald Reagan, recently back from the dead. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-30,25454848 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:00:46 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25454853-video-Boy-Finds-Own-Real-Life-E-T 11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet. 11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet. 11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-19,25454853 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:00:36 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25454854-video-Obama-s-Home-Teleprompter-Malfunctions-During-Family-Dinner Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly. Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly. Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-16,25454854 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:58:00 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25429090-video-Ultra-Realistic-Modern-Warfare-Video-Game-Offers-Engine-Repair-Awaiting-Orders Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail. Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail. Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-09,25429090 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:38 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25431767-video-Ultra-Realistic-Modern-Warfare-Game-Features-Awaiting-Orders-Repairing-Trucks Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail. Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail. Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-09,25431767 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:00:38 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25406876-video-Ford-Unveils-New-Car-For-Cash-Strapped-Buyers-The-1993-Taurus Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree. Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree. Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-05,25406876 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:00:00 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25400394-video-Victim-In-Fatal-Car-Accident-Tragically-Not-Glenn-Beck An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck. An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck. An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-02,25400394 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:00:27 -0800 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25400395-video-Fatal-Staples-Center-Collapse-Brings-Merciful-Early-End-To-Clippers-Game People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth. People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth. People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-29,25400395 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:00:50 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25400397-video-How-To-Find-A-Masculine-Halloween-Costume-For-Your-Effeminate-Son Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-27,25400397 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:23:11 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25378973-video-How-To-Find-A-Masculine-Halloween-Costume-For-Your-Effeminate-Son Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-26,25378973 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:23:11 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25332951-video-Gaffe-Prone-Biden-Embarrasses-Nation-Yet-Again-By-Sneezing-During-Meeting In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.' In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.' In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.' tag:odeo.com,2009-10-21,25332951 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:30:55 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25316171-video-Bad-Boy-Fencing-Star-Implicated-In-Yet-Another-Daring-Jewel-Heist Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should reign in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again. Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should reign in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again. Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should reign in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-19,25316171 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:19:14 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25290665-video-Stalker-Financial-Expert-Offers-Recession-Tips-Just-For-Woman-He-Follows Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night. Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night. Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-15,25290665 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:00:16 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25281056-video-Obama-To-Enter-Diplomatic-Talks-With-Raging-Wildfire White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes. White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes. White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-13,25281056 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:38:24 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25276997-video-Obama-To-Enter-Diplomatic-Talks-With-Raging-Wildfire White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes. White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes. White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-12,25276997 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:38:24 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25238522-video-New-Anti-Smoking-Ads-Warn-Teens-It-s-Gay-To-Smoke The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex. The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex. The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-05,25238522 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:00:29 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25213967-video-Are-The-Obamas-Out-Of-Touch-With-The-Average-Miserable-American-Family Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of... Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of... Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving, considerate family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of... tag:odeo.com,2009-10-01,25213967 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:00:59 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25216973-video-Poll-Happy-Healthy-Obamas-Out-Of-Touch-With-Miserable-Americans Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives. Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives. Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-01,25216973 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:00:59 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25201345-video-Crime-Reporter-Finds-Way-Of-Linking-Warehouse-Fire-To-Depraved-Sex-Act On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson. On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson. On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-28,25201345 Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:02:46 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25173954-video-Little-Boy-Heroically-Shoots-Mutilates-Burglar 8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck. 8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck. 8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-23,25173954 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:30:44 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25159979-video-BREAKING-NEWS-BAT-LOOSE-IN-CONGRESS Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber. Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber. Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-21,25159979 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:20:58 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25140608-video-Report-Growing-Ranks-Of-Nouveau-Poor-Facing-Discrimination-From-Old-Poor As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor... As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor... As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor... tag:odeo.com,2009-09-17,25140608 Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:00:07 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25125677-video-U-S-Condemned-For-Pre-Emptive-Use-Of-Hillary-Clinton-Against-Pakistan Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers. Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers. Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-14,25125677 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:00:11 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25102995-video-Americans-Observing-911-By-Trying-Not-To-Masturbate Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong. Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong. Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-10,25102995 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:00:01 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25087685-video-NFL-Players-Mentor-Troubled-Detroit-Lions Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle. Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle. Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-07,25087685 Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:00:03 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25058339-video-Facebook-Twitter-Revolutionizing-How-Parents-Stalk-Their-College-Aged-Kids 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-31,25058339 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:00:51 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25052075-video-Facebook-Twitter-Revolutionizing-How-Parents-Stalk-Their-College-Aged-Kids 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-31,25052075 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:00:51 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25032155-video-Is-Using-A-Minotaur-To-Gore-Detainees-A-Form-Of-Torture In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence. In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence. In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-27,25032155 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:03:27 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25016606-video-Sudden-Ominous-Music-Heard-Across-U-S-Nation-Panicking Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins. Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins. Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-24,25016606 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:47:08 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25021523-video-Ominous-Music-Heard-Throughout-U-S-Sends-Nation-Into-Panic Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins. Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins. Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and eerily quiet lake cabins. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-24,25021523 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:47:08 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015301-video-Baseball-Superstar-Accused-of-Performance-Enhancing-Genie-Use Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a genie. Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a genie. Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a genie. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-20,25015301 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:48:39 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24993434-Baseball-Superstar-Accused-of-Performance-Enhancing-Genie-Use Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a... Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a... Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and the Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a... tag:odeo.com,2009-08-20,24993434 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:48:39 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24976548-White-House-Reveals-Obama-Is-Bipolar-Has-Entered-Depressive-Phase White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-17,24976548 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:00:01 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015302-video-White-House-Reveals-Obama-Is-Bipolar-Has-Entered-Depressive-Phase White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-17,25015302 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:00:01 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24983064-White-House-Reveals-Obama-Is-Bipolar-Has-Entered-Depressive-Phase White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. White House officials admit Obama's extreme confidence and total euphoria over "hope" and "change" were symptoms of a prolonged manic episode. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-17,24983064 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:00:01 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015303-video-Advocacy-Group-Decries-PETA-s-Inhumane-Treatment-Of-Women Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts. Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts. Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothes and participate in humiliating publicity stunts. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-13,25015303 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:00:28 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24954453-Advocacy-Group-Decries-PETA-s-Inhumane-Treatment-Of-Women Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating... Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating... Women Deserve Better says PETA abuses defenseless, simple-minded women by forcing them to remove their clothing and participate in humiliating... tag:odeo.com,2009-08-13,24954453 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:00:28 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015304-video-Google-Opt-Out-Feature-Lets-Users-Protect-Privacy-By-Moving-To-Remote-Village Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-11,25015304 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:07:08 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24944509-Google-Opt-Out-Feature-Lets-Users-Protect-Privacy-By-Moving-To-Remote-Village Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. Web users who choose to move to the desolate village are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-11,24944509 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:07:08 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015305-video-Ex-Pedophile-Shares-Tips-On-How-To-Make-Your-Kids-Less-Attractive Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender! Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender! Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender! tag:odeo.com,2009-08-06,25015305 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:00:21 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24919251-Ex-Pedophile-Shares-Tips-On-How-To-Make-Your-Kids-Less-Attractive Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender! Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender! Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender! tag:odeo.com,2009-08-06,24919251 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:00:21 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015306-video-U-S-Government-Stages-Fake-Coup-To-Wipe-Out-National-Debt Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy. Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy. Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-04,25015306 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:33:27 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24910394-U-S-Government-Stages-Fake-Coup-To-Wipe-Out-National-Debt Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy. Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy. Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy. tag:odeo.com,2009-08-04,24910394 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:33:27 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015307-video-Congresswoman-Says-Botched-Plastic-Surgery-Most-Important-Issue-Facing-U-S Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-30,25015307 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:00:02 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24887159-Congresswoman-Says-Botched-Plastic-Surgery-Most-Important-Issue-Facing-U-S Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-30,24887159 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:00:02 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24885672-Congresswoman-Says-Botched-Plastic-Surgery-Most-Important-Issue-Facing-Nation Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. Rep. Lynn Merriweather says bill will protect the millions of Americans who just want to appear as young as they feel on the inside, that's all. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-30,24885672 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:00:02 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24871938-Evander-Holyfield-To-Box-Horse-For-Heavyweight-Title Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in... Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in... Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in... tag:odeo.com,2009-07-27,24871938 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:00:31 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/25015308-video-Evander-Holyfield-To-Box-Horse-For-Heavyweight-Title Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in... Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in... Boxing officials are hoping the once in a lifetime chance to see Holyfield try to take down thoroughbred Evening Dream will reignite interest in... tag:odeo.com,2009-07-27,25015308 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:00:31 -0700 no Onion News Network http://odeo.com/episodes/24833315-Chinas-Andy-Rooney-Has-Some-Funny-Opinions-About-How-Great-The-Chinese-Government-Is The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents. The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents. The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-20,24833315 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:30:00 -0700 no Onion News Network