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    <title>Contributing Nonsense</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;- A History of Quality -&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;Established in the 1980s, we here at Contributing Nonsense have a commitment to producing only the most pure, high octane, entertainment. With more than 80 years of shared experience, the fine men and women of Late Night Shift Studios produce every ounce with a hand-crafted skill not found anywhere else.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;- A Dedication To You, The Consumer -&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;We aren&amp;#8217;t content to merely sit by and let past accomplishments speak for us. Contributing Nonesense is the world&amp;#8217;s leading supplier of SWMDs (Social Weapons of Mass Destruction), surprisingly informative non sequiturs, and sanity-loss-inducing tales of adventure. Each of the above is carefully tested on medically vegetative (and usually safely anonymous) internet posters, jaded internet vagabonds who need the money, and loved ones who couldn&amp;#8217;t run even if they wanted to.&lt;/p&gt;


	&lt;p&gt;We want only the best for You. We Love You.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
    <itunes:summary>- A History of Quality -


	Established in the 1980s, we here at Contributing Nonsense have a commitment to producing only the most pure, high octane, entertainment. With more than 80 years of shared experience, the fine men and women of Late Night Shift Studios produce every ounce with a hand-crafted skill not found anywhere else.


	- A Dedication To You, The Consumer -


	We aren&amp;#8217;t content to merely sit by and let past accomplishments speak for us. Contributing Nonesense is the world&amp;#8217;s leading supplier of SWMDs (Social Weapons of Mass Destruction), surprisingly informative non sequiturs, and sanity-loss-inducing tales of adventure. Each of the above is carefully tested on medically vegetative (and usually safely anonymous) internet posters, jaded internet vagabonds who need the money, and loved ones who couldn&amp;#8217;t run even if they wanted to.


	We want only the best for You. We Love You.</itunes:summary>
    <itunes:subtitle>- A History of Quality -


	Established in the 1980s, we here at Contributing Nonsense have a commitment to producing only the most pure, high octane, entertainment. With more than 80 years of shared experience, the fine men and women of Late Night Shift Studios produce every ounce with a hand-crafted skill not found anywhere else.


	- A Dedication To You, The Consumer -


	We aren&amp;#8217;t content to merely sit by and let past accomplishments speak for us. Contributing Nonesense is the world&amp;#8217;s leading supplier of SWMDs (Social Weapons of Mass Destruction), surprisingly informative non sequiturs, and sanity-loss-inducing tales of adventure. Each of the above is carefully tested on medically vegetative (and usually safely anonymous) internet posters, jaded internet vagabonds who need the money, and loved ones who couldn&amp;#8217;t run even if they wanted to.


	We want only the best for You. We Love You.</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>I hate being hit up for cash over the phone!</title>
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      <title>Hey, Internet, We Haven't Forgot About You... You Poor Bastards.</title>
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      <description>Jay talks about laziness, loneliness, laciviousness, and lusciousness. That&#8217;s right, Jay&#8217;s back, rambling about being a loser yet again. (There seems to be a pattern to his casts, mostly traced in bullshit. Just thought we&#8217;d warn you.)</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jay talks about laziness, loneliness, laciviousness, and lusciousness. That&#8217;s right, Jay&#8217;s back, rambling about being a loser yet again. (There seems to be a pattern to his casts, mostly traced in bullshit. Just thought we&#8217;d warn you.)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jay talks about laziness, loneliness, laciviousness, and lusciousness. That&#8217;s right, Jay&#8217;s back, rambling about being a loser yet again. (There seems to be a pattern to his casts, mostly traced in bullshit. Just thought we&#8217;d warn you.)</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:17:59 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>"The Boat, The PKer, and Marius the Mighty" - An MMORPG Adventure</title>
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      <description>Mike &#8211; Who in their right mind tries to pronounce MMORPG? Really? It sounds like &#8220;More Pig,&#8221; which is pretty silly, and it&#8217;s not like RPG gets people trying to treat it as a proper acronym, is it? Anyway, in this entry I harken back to the days of the first modern MMORPG itself: Ultima Online. Yes, we of the Late Night Shift were there at the dawn and we even knew one of the world&#8217;s first virtual gold farmers. This is the tale of the day we learned about priorities, and how it&#8217;s usually a good idea to get them straight (or at least figure out what everyone&#8217;s are) before you get in the simulation of a life-or-sort-of-death situation.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike &#8211; Who in their right mind tries to pronounce MMORPG? Really? It sounds like &#8220;More Pig,&#8221; which is pretty silly, and it&#8217;s not like RPG gets people trying to treat it as a proper acronym, is it? Anyway, in this entry I harken back to the days of the first modern MMORPG itself: Ultima Online. Yes, we of the Late Night Shift were there at the dawn and we even knew one of the world&#8217;s first virtual gold farmers. This is the tale of the day we learned about priorities, and how it&#8217;s usually a good idea to get them straight (or at least figure out what everyone&#8217;s are) before you get in the simulation of a life-or-sort-of-death situation.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mike &#8211; Who in their right mind tries to pronounce MMORPG? Really? It sounds like &#8220;More Pig,&#8221; which is pretty silly, and it&#8217;s not like RPG gets people trying to treat it as a proper acronym, is it? Anyway, in this entry I harken back to the days of the first modern MMORPG itself: Ultima Online. Yes, we of the Late Night Shift were there at the dawn and we even knew one of the world&#8217;s first virtual gold farmers. This is the tale of the day we learned about priorities, and how it&#8217;s usually a good idea to get them straight (or at least figure out what everyone&#8217;s are) before you get in the simulation of a life-or-sort-of-death situation.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:01:17 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Road Taken</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 17:49:06 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>The Road</title>
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      <description>Flannel &#8211; Robert Frost and me. (strong language)</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Flannel &#8211; Robert Frost and me. (strong language)</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Flannel &#8211; Robert Frost and me. (strong language)</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:53:30 -0800</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>porsche, Road, flannel, frost</itunes:keywords>
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      <title>Special Friends</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:56:32 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>This Is Where It All Started to Go Horribly Wrong.</title>
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      <description>Jay insults Mike for 20 seconds, makes allusions to the Beatles for 30, and then gets righteously indignant about how much of a loser he was for the rest of the time. This alone should keep you from listening to this ever again, if at all.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jay insults Mike for 20 seconds, makes allusions to the Beatles for 30, and then gets righteously indignant about how much of a loser he was for the rest of the time. This alone should keep you from listening to this ever again, if at all.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Jay insults Mike for 20 seconds, makes allusions to the Beatles for 30, and then gets righteously indignant about how much of a loser he was for the rest of the time. This alone should keep you from listening to this ever again, if at all.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:43:21 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Wii Would Like To Sleep</title>
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      <description>Mike &#8211; After a full night&#8217;s rest, Mike comes back to talk about the wait for the PS3, Monte Cook&#8217;s last roleplaying book, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and the Wii. In case you haven&#8217;t seen it, there&#8217;s also a very entertaining Wii commercial making the rounds as Nintendo starts spreading that $200 million advertising campaign around. I&#8217;ll link to that below, although this&#8217;ll only show them one at a time (instead as one long commercial, which you can find on YouTube).</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike &#8211; After a full night&#8217;s rest, Mike comes back to talk about the wait for the PS3, Monte Cook&#8217;s last roleplaying book, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and the Wii. In case you haven&#8217;t seen it, there&#8217;s also a very entertaining Wii commercial making the rounds as Nintendo starts spreading that $200 million advertising campaign around. I&#8217;ll link to that below, although this&#8217;ll only show them one at a time (instead as one long commercial, which you can find on YouTube).</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mike &#8211; After a full night&#8217;s rest, Mike comes back to talk about the wait for the PS3, Monte Cook&#8217;s last roleplaying book, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, and the Wii. In case you haven&#8217;t seen it, there&#8217;s also a very entertaining Wii commercial making the rounds as Nintendo starts spreading that $200 million advertising campaign around. I&#8217;ll link to that below, although this&#8217;ll only show them one at a time (instead as one long commercial, which you can find on YouTube).</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:08:09 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Mike Stays Up All Night and Other Ramblings</title>
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      <description>Mike &#8211; Left in the cold by the members of the Late Night Shift who need some sort of &#8220;preparation&#8221; and &#8220;coherency&#8221; in order to make a contribution, I strike out on my own with a brief run-down on my last 24 hours and a thrown gauntlet for the Late Night Shift members. Also, I talk a bit about the Child&#8217;s Play charity, which is linked to below (or above, not yet sure how this works). Then, at the end, I sort of go off the tracks a little&#8230; but that&#8217;s ok.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike &#8211; Left in the cold by the members of the Late Night Shift who need some sort of &#8220;preparation&#8221; and &#8220;coherency&#8221; in order to make a contribution, I strike out on my own with a brief run-down on my last 24 hours and a thrown gauntlet for the Late Night Shift members. Also, I talk a bit about the Child&#8217;s Play charity, which is linked to below (or above, not yet sure how this works). Then, at the end, I sort of go off the tracks a little&#8230; but that&#8217;s ok.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mike &#8211; Left in the cold by the members of the Late Night Shift who need some sort of &#8220;preparation&#8221; and &#8220;coherency&#8221; in order to make a contribution, I strike out on my own with a brief run-down on my last 24 hours and a thrown gauntlet for the Late Night Shift members. Also, I talk a bit about the Child&#8217;s Play charity, which is linked to below (or above, not yet sure how this works). Then, at the end, I sort of go off the tracks a little&#8230; but that&#8217;s ok.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 14:16:39 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Introduction to Contributing Nonsense</title>
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      <description>Mike &#8211; A little introduction to what we are hoping to accomplish here, a run-down of the who will be the primary contributers of the nonsense, and a chance to listen to the sultry tones of my lovely voice.</description>
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      <itunes:summary>Mike &#8211; A little introduction to what we are hoping to accomplish here, a run-down of the who will be the primary contributers of the nonsense, and a chance to listen to the sultry tones of my lovely voice.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:20:07 -0800</pubDate>
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      <title>Kobold Brand Dessert Products</title>
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      <description>Mike &#8211; Lines from a recent session of an all-kobold D&amp;D game, set off by a simple misunderstanding and continuing into complete madness. But we think they&#8217;ll test very well with their target demographic; sneaky little lizard people with nasty senses of humor. Warning: A bit of cursing at the end.</description>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike &#8211; Lines from a recent session of an all-kobold D&amp;D game, set off by a simple misunderstanding and continuing into complete madness. But we think they&#8217;ll test very well with their target demographic; sneaky little lizard people with nasty senses of humor. Warning: A bit of cursing at the end.</itunes:subtitle>
      <itunes:summary>Mike &#8211; Lines from a recent session of an all-kobold D&amp;D game, set off by a simple misunderstanding and continuing into complete madness. But we think they&#8217;ll test very well with their target demographic; sneaky little lizard people with nasty senses of humor. Warning: A bit of cursing at the end.</itunes:summary>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 15:15:51 -0800</pubDate>
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