http://odeo.com/channels/10600-Resonance-FM-Hooting-Yard-On-The-Air no Baffling, erudite, funny, vertiginously bizarre, digressive, obsessive, eccentric and poignant. Hooting Yard the home of legendary pamphleteer Dobson, Blodgett Marigold Chew, home of the picnic for detectives and location of the palace of Hoon.A splendid place, much cake is eaten there.Written and presented by Frank Key. Baffling, erudite, funny, vertiginously bizarre, digressive, obsessive, eccentric and poignant. Hooting Yard the home of legendary pamphleteer Dobson, Blodgett Marigold Chew, home of the picnic for detectives and location of the palace of Hoon.A splendid place, much cake is eaten there.Written and presented by Frank Key. Baffling, erudite, funny, vertiginously bizarre, digressive, obsessive, eccentric and poignant. Hooting Yard the home of legendary pamphleteer Dobson, Blodgett Marigold Chew, home of the picnic for detectives and location of the palace of Hoon.A splendid en 40 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:26:41 -0800 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:26:41 -0800 Comedy http://odeo.com/episodes/25473933-Hooting-Yard-%E2%80%9CStrangle-a-pig-and-burn-down-the-barn-and-doh-si-doh-your-partners-%E2%80%9D It was a rallying cry, and in its wake pigs were strangled, barns were burned, and doh-si-dohs were essayed. How sweet the memory of those dances of my grandparents’ youth. I was not alive then of course, so I have no direct memory, but I recall, as an infant, sitting in a basket slung over one of grandpa’s bison, and he goading the beast along the lane, and telling me tales of his childhood in the Wenkenblatt, the strangled pigs and the burning barns and the doh-si-dohs. Doh-si-doh The Sunday Just Gone Notes on Skippy Old Farmer Frack’s Hair-Cut Beerpint Watcher This episode was recorded on the 23rd April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. It was a rallying cry, and in its wake pigs were strangled, barns were burned, and doh-si-dohs were essayed. How sweet the memory of those dances of my grandparents’ youth. I was not alive then of course, so I have no direct memory, but I recall, as an infant, sitting in a basket slung over one of grandpa’s bison, and he goading the beast along the lane, and telling me tales of his childhood in the Wenkenblatt, the strangled pigs and the burning barns and the doh-si-dohs. Doh-si-doh The Sunday Just Gone Notes on Skippy Old Farmer Frack’s Hair-Cut Beerpint Watcher This episode was recorded on the 23rd April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. It was a rallying cry, and in its wake pigs were strangled, barns were burned, and doh-si-dohs were essayed. How sweet the memory of those dances of my grandparents’ youth. I was not alive then of course, so I have no direct memory, but I recall, as an infant, sitting in a basket slung over one of grandpa’s bison, and he goading the beast along the lane, and telling me tales of his childhood in the Wenkenblatt, the strangled pigs and the burning barns and the doh-si-dohs. Doh-si-doh The Sunday Just Gone Notes on Skippy Old Farmer Frack’s Hair-Cut Beerpint Watcher This episode was recorded on the 23rd April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-22,25473933 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:26:41 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/25384034-Hooting-Yard-Dobson%E2%80%99s-Card-Index The astonishing thing about the “little placards” displayed by Father Sogol, the Professor of Mountaineering in Daumal’s novel, is how similar they are to the immense card index maintained by Dobson, upon which he relied when writing his out of print pamphlets. Dobson would have approved, too, the Professor’s method of displaying the cards – at least, sometimes. One of the pamphleteer’s more irritating characteristics was his inability to settle on the keeping of his cards. At times, like Sogol, he pinned them up on every available surface. Then a frenzy would take him and he would tear them all down and shove them into one of his innumerable cardboard boxes. Marigold Chew reports that Dobson spent hours upon hours arranging the cards when they were in their boxes, ordering and reordering them according to various abstruse cataloguing systems. No sooner was he done than he would once again tip them out of their boxes and pin them up on walls and screens and pinboards and what have y... The astonishing thing about the “little placards” displayed by Father Sogol, the Professor of Mountaineering in Daumal’s novel, is how similar they are to the immense card index maintained by Dobson, upon which he relied when writing his out of print pamphlets. Dobson would have approved, too, the Professor’s method of displaying the cards – at least, sometimes. One of the pamphleteer’s more irritating characteristics was his inability to settle on the keeping of his cards. At times, like Sogol, he pinned them up on every available surface. Then a frenzy would take him and he would tear them all down and shove them into one of his innumerable cardboard boxes. Marigold Chew reports that Dobson spent hours upon hours arranging the cards when they were in their boxes, ordering and reordering them according to various abstruse cataloguing systems. No sooner was he done than he would once again tip them out of their boxes and pin them up on walls and screens and pinboards and what have you. And of course, all the time he was adding new cards to the collection. Dobson’s Card Index A Magic Trick The Boring Dog This episode was recorded on the 16th April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. The astonishing thing about the “little placards” displayed by Father Sogol, the Professor of Mountaineering in Daumal’s novel, is how similar they are to the immense card index maintained by Dobson, upon which he relied when writing his out of print pamphlets. Dobson would have approved, too, the Professor’s method of displaying the cards – at least, sometimes. One of the pamphleteer’s more irritating characteristics was his inability to settle on the keeping of his cards. At times, like Sogol, he pinned them up on every available surface. Then a frenzy would take him and he would tear them all down and shove them into one of his innumerable cardboard boxes. Marigold Chew reports that Dobson spent hours upon hours arranging the cards when they were in their boxes, ordering and reordering them according to various abstruse cataloguing systems. No sooner was he done than he would once again tip them out of their boxes and pin them up on walls and screens and pinboards and what have you. And of course, all the time he was adding new cards to the collection. Dobson’s Card Index A Magic Trick The Boring Dog This episode was recorded on the 16th April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-11-02,25384034 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:28:11 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/25261482-Hooting-Yard-Curtains-For-Blavelpang Plump, crumpled, costive gumshoe Smedley Blavelpang was in a proper fix. It was the sort of fix private detectives tend to find themselves in. The wind had blown his hat clean away and his gun was jammed and he was trapped behind some bins in an alleyway and the rough tough thug he had been pursuing was closing in on him armed with an unjammed gun full of bullets. It looked like curtains for Blavelpang. Plutarch Versus Petrarch From Wivenhoe To Cuxhaven By Way Of Ponders End Curtains For Blavelpang, Episode One Swans On A Towpath This episode was recorded on the 14th April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Plump, crumpled, costive gumshoe Smedley Blavelpang was in a proper fix. It was the sort of fix private detectives tend to find themselves in. The wind had blown his hat clean away and his gun was jammed and he was trapped behind some bins in an alleyway and the rough tough thug he had been pursuing was closing in on him armed with an unjammed gun full of bullets. It looked like curtains for Blavelpang. Plutarch Versus Petrarch From Wivenhoe To Cuxhaven By Way Of Ponders End Curtains For Blavelpang, Episode One Swans On A Towpath This episode was recorded on the 14th April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Plump, crumpled, costive gumshoe Smedley Blavelpang was in a proper fix. It was the sort of fix private detectives tend to find themselves in. The wind had blown his hat clean away and his gun was jammed and he was trapped behind some bins in an alleyway and the rough tough thug he had been pursuing was closing in on him armed with an unjammed gun full of bullets. It looked like curtains for Blavelpang. Plutarch Versus Petrarch From Wivenhoe To Cuxhaven By Way Of Ponders End Curtains For Blavelpang, Episode One Swans On A Towpath This episode was recorded on the 14th April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags, Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-10-09,25261482 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:12:19 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/25161512-Hooting-Yard-Confessions-Of-A-Door-To-Door-Monkey-Salesman My adoptive parents perished in the Munich air disaster. They had won a raffle to attend the second leg of the European Cup quarter-final between Manchester United and Red Star Belgrade. It was the first time they had left me in sole charge of the pig farm. When the postie came up the lane with the telegram telling me the terrible news, in my convulsive grief I suddenly realised that I did not have the brain of a squirrel, and never had had, and that life held for me greater prospects than mucking about in the woods babbling gibberish and gnawing nuts. I was now the master of a dilapidated pig farm. Career Opportunities Confessions Of A Door-To-Door Monkey Salesman Sieve Project Flamboyance And Palsy This episode was recorded on the 2nd April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down Fro... My adoptive parents perished in the Munich air disaster. They had won a raffle to attend the second leg of the European Cup quarter-final between Manchester United and Red Star Belgrade. It was the first time they had left me in sole charge of the pig farm. When the postie came up the lane with the telegram telling me the terrible news, in my convulsive grief I suddenly realised that I did not have the brain of a squirrel, and never had had, and that life held for me greater prospects than mucking about in the woods babbling gibberish and gnawing nuts. I was now the master of a dilapidated pig farm. Career Opportunities Confessions Of A Door-To-Door Monkey Salesman Sieve Project Flamboyance And Palsy This episode was recorded on the 2nd April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. My adoptive parents perished in the Munich air disaster. They had won a raffle to attend the second leg of the European Cup quarter-final between Manchester United and Red Star Belgrade. It was the first time they had left me in sole charge of the pig farm. When the postie came up the lane with the telegram telling me the terrible news, in my convulsive grief I suddenly realised that I did not have the brain of a squirrel, and never had had, and that life held for me greater prospects than mucking about in the woods babbling gibberish and gnawing nuts. I was now the master of a dilapidated pig farm. Career Opportunities Confessions Of A Door-To-Door Monkey Salesman Sieve Project Flamboyance And Palsy This episode was recorded on the 2nd April 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-09-21,25161512 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:27:27 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/25114651-Hooting-Yard-The-Branch-Line-Less-Travelled-CORRECTED Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”... Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”. I have taken those two phrases from their brochure, a shabby piece of work duplicated on a Gestetner machine, designed perhaps to look like one of Dobson’s out of print pamphlets. Someone has gone to the trouble of hand-colouring all the covers, though, which shows the fanatical devotion of these enthusiasts. Pots and Potters The Branch Line Less Travelled Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools This episode was recorded on the 26th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”. I have taken those two phrases from their brochure, a shabby piece of work duplicated on a Gestetner machine, designed perhaps to look like one of Dobson’s out of print pamphlets. Someone has gone to the trouble of hand-colouring all the covers, though, which shows the fanatical devotion of these enthusiasts. Pots and Potters The Branch Line Less Travelled Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools This episode was recorded on the 26th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools tag:odeo.com,2009-09-12,25114651 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 15:10:25 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/25106717-Hooting-Yard-The-Branch-Line-Less-Travelled32 Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”... Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”. I have taken those two phrases from their brochure, a shabby piece of work duplicated on a Gestetner machine, designed perhaps to look like one of Dobson’s out of print pamphlets. Someone has gone to the trouble of hand-colouring all the covers, though, which shows the fanatical devotion of these enthusiasts. Pots and Potters The Branch Line Less Travelled Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools This episode was recorded on the 26th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”. I have taken those two phrases from their brochure, a shabby piece of work duplicated on a Gestetner machine, designed perhaps to look like one of Dobson’s out of print pamphlets. Someone has gone to the trouble of hand-colouring all the covers, though, which shows the fanatical devotion of these enthusiasts. Pots and Potters The Branch Line Less Travelled Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools This episode was recorded on the 26th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools tag:odeo.com,2009-09-06,25106717 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:51:25 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/25082590-Hooting-Yard-The-Branch-Line-Less-Travelled Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”... Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”. I have taken those two phrases from their brochure, a shabby piece of work duplicated on a Gestetner machine, designed perhaps to look like one of Dobson’s out of print pamphlets. Someone has gone to the trouble of hand-colouring all the covers, though, which shows the fanatical devotion of these enthusiasts. Pots and Potters The Branch Line Less Travelled Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools This episode was recorded on the 26th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools Every now and then I receive letters from readers asking me to give some account of the geography of Hooting Yard and its hinterland. I have a standard reply to such requests, which is to say that through diligent study of the writings you could draw a map yourself. It would involve very close reading, being on the alert for clues and pointers, but all the information any half-competent cartographer needs is present in the texts. Today, I am going to make things a little easier for aspiring mappers by saying a few words about the train journey from Hooting Yard to that ill-starred fishing village O’Houlihan’s Wharf. Last week it would have been fairly pointless to do so, but the exciting news is that the branch line, long fallen into desuetude, is running again. Using the proceeds from a winning raffle ticket (number 666, beige) a team of volunteers has reopened the line as a cross between a “countryside heritage family leisure facility” and a “cutting-edge arts praxis installation”. I have taken those two phrases from their brochure, a shabby piece of work duplicated on a Gestetner machine, designed perhaps to look like one of Dobson’s out of print pamphlets. Someone has gone to the trouble of hand-colouring all the covers, though, which shows the fanatical devotion of these enthusiasts. Pots and Potters The Branch Line Less Travelled Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools This episode was recorded on the 26th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prudence Foxglove Sunday Schools tag:odeo.com,2009-09-06,25082590 Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:51:25 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24972587-Tunnel-Vision Episode 3 of 10: Frank Key. Frank Key shuffles through a series of tunnels beneath West Dulwich to lament the forgotten histories of The Puckington Tunnels and Pointy Town sewers. Tunnel Vision is a new series recorded entirely in London’s sewer system. Producer/presenter Bruno Rinvolucri duped a collection of writers, musicians, activists and academics into wading knee deep through swollen rivers of effluvia along the miles of tunnel beneath London. Tunnel Vision’s troglodytes explore this hidden and somewhat mysterious subterranean environment. This episode was originally broadcast on 11th August 2009. Email: brinvolucri@yahoo.co.uk Episode 3 of 10: Frank Key. Frank Key shuffles through a series of tunnels beneath West Dulwich to lament the forgotten histories of The Puckington Tunnels and Pointy Town sewers. Tunnel Vision is a new series recorded entirely in London’s sewer system. Producer/presenter Bruno Rinvolucri duped a collection of writers, musicians, activists and academics into wading knee deep through swollen rivers of effluvia along the miles of tunnel beneath London. Tunnel Vision’s troglodytes explore this hidden and somewhat mysterious subterranean environment. This episode was originally broadcast on 11th August 2009. Email: brinvolucri@yahoo.co.uk Episode 3 of 10: Frank Key. Frank Key shuffles through a series of tunnels beneath West Dulwich to lament the forgotten histories of The Puckington Tunnels and Pointy Town sewers. Tunnel Vision is a new series recorded entirely in London’s sewer system. Producer/presenter Bruno Rinvolucri duped a collection of writers, musicians, activists and academics into wading knee deep through swollen rivers of effluvia along the miles of tunnel beneath London. Tunnel Vision’s troglodytes explore this hidden and somewhat mysterious subterranean environment. This episode was originally broadcast on 11th August 2009. Email: brinvolucri@yahoo.co.uk tag:odeo.com,2009-08-15,24972587 Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:00:18 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air podcast, Hooting Yard, iTunes Music Store, tunnel vision http://odeo.com/episodes/24894002-Hooting-Yard-Boiled-Black-Broth-and-Cornets I paid a visit to my friend Becke Beiderbix in her fortress in the mountains. We had known each other since childhood, growing up on a postwar housing estate, a workaday world of compactness and convention. But Becke was always a singleminded girl who followed her own strange star, and while the rest of us went off to polytechnics and office jobs and became fodder for a peculiarly dull-witted type of English fiction, Becke decamped to the mountains and built herself a fortress with her bare hands. I had no idea where she had picked up the skills to do this, and in truth, when I visited I was astonished to find how solid and immense and impregnable her fortress appeared, a massive edifice perched upon a bluff, as forbidding in its aspect as the Schloss Adler in Where Eagles Dare, but without the Nazi connotations, for Becke was the most apolitical person I have ever known. Boiled Black Broth and Cornets Blodgett Boils My Lady Kent’s Pudding My Pellets Elks in Snow This episode was re... I paid a visit to my friend Becke Beiderbix in her fortress in the mountains. We had known each other since childhood, growing up on a postwar housing estate, a workaday world of compactness and convention. But Becke was always a singleminded girl who followed her own strange star, and while the rest of us went off to polytechnics and office jobs and became fodder for a peculiarly dull-witted type of English fiction, Becke decamped to the mountains and built herself a fortress with her bare hands. I had no idea where she had picked up the skills to do this, and in truth, when I visited I was astonished to find how solid and immense and impregnable her fortress appeared, a massive edifice perched upon a bluff, as forbidding in its aspect as the Schloss Adler in Where Eagles Dare, but without the Nazi connotations, for Becke was the most apolitical person I have ever known. Boiled Black Broth and Cornets Blodgett Boils My Lady Kent’s Pudding My Pellets Elks in Snow This episode was recorded on the 19th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. I paid a visit to my friend Becke Beiderbix in her fortress in the mountains. We had known each other since childhood, growing up on a postwar housing estate, a workaday world of compactness and convention. But Becke was always a singleminded girl who followed her own strange star, and while the rest of us went off to polytechnics and office jobs and became fodder for a peculiarly dull-witted type of English fiction, Becke decamped to the mountains and built herself a fortress with her bare hands. I had no idea where she had picked up the skills to do this, and in truth, when I visited I was astonished to find how solid and immense and impregnable her fortress appeared, a massive edifice perched upon a bluff, as forbidding in its aspect as the Schloss Adler in Where Eagles Dare, but without the Nazi connotations, for Becke was the most apolitical person I have ever known. Boiled Black Broth and Cornets Blodgett Boils My Lady Kent’s Pudding My Pellets Elks in Snow This episode was recorded on the 19th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-31,24894002 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:35:43 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24866329-Hooting-Yard-By-Hot-Air-Baloon-to-Hoon We travelled to Hoon by hot air balloon. I took my harpoon, and impaled a wolf that was roaming the woodland below us. We hauled the wolf into the basket of our balloon, by a long and sturdy rope that was tied to the end of the harpoon. We arrived in Hoon, two balloonists and an impaled wolf, making a bumpy landing… Pact and Retort Banisters Of Crepe Paper And Cow Gum By Hot Air Baloon to Hoon A life dismantled of muffins My favourite pigsty Wilf Detective Story This episode was recorded on the 12th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Banisters Of Crepe Paper And Cow Gum We travelled to Hoon by hot air balloon. I took my harpoon, and impaled a wolf that was roaming the woodland below us. We hauled the wolf into the basket of our balloon, by a long and sturdy rope that was tied to the end of the harpoon. We arrived in Hoon, two balloonists and an impaled wolf, making a bumpy landing… Pact and Retort Banisters Of Crepe Paper And Cow Gum By Hot Air Baloon to Hoon A life dismantled of muffins My favourite pigsty Wilf Detective Story This episode was recorded on the 12th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Banisters Of Crepe Paper And Cow Gum We travelled to Hoon by hot air balloon. I took my harpoon, and impaled a wolf that was roaming the woodland below us. We hauled the wolf into the basket of our balloon, by a long and sturdy rope that was tied to the end of the harpoon. We arrived in Hoon, two balloonists and an impaled wolf, making a bumpy landing… Pact and Retort Banisters Of Crepe Paper And Cow Gum By Hot Air Baloon to Hoon A life dismantled of muffins My favourite pigsty Wilf Detective Story This episode was recorded on the 12th March 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Banisters Of Crepe Paper And Cow Gum tag:odeo.com,2009-07-26,24866329 Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:40:42 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24782951-Hooting-Yard-Tiny-Enid-and-the-Dustbin-of-History The sun was sinking when Tiny Enid arrived at a compound surrounded by a security fence. She smiled to herself at the thought that, though she may have neglected to bring mountaineer’s rope and clambering hooks, she never went anywhere without her razor sharp security fence slicing shears. Dipping into her pippy bag to get them, she read a sign affixed to the fence. Large Flat Windy Uninhabited Plains Municipal Hygienic Waste Disposal Chute Compound, it said. Tiny Enid stamped her club foot and let out a shrill cry. The dustbin of history was neither a dustbin nor an ash heap but a chute! This put an entirely new complexion on her adventure. To salvage those things that had been deemed historical irrelevancies, she would have to find where the chute terminated, somewhere subterranean, and she had not brought a spade. One option, of course, was to fling herself recklessly down the chute, but that would be like toppling over the edge of the dustbin. She put the shears back in her pipp... The sun was sinking when Tiny Enid arrived at a compound surrounded by a security fence. She smiled to herself at the thought that, though she may have neglected to bring mountaineer’s rope and clambering hooks, she never went anywhere without her razor sharp security fence slicing shears. Dipping into her pippy bag to get them, she read a sign affixed to the fence. Large Flat Windy Uninhabited Plains Municipal Hygienic Waste Disposal Chute Compound, it said. Tiny Enid stamped her club foot and let out a shrill cry. The dustbin of history was neither a dustbin nor an ash heap but a chute! This put an entirely new complexion on her adventure. To salvage those things that had been deemed historical irrelevancies, she would have to find where the chute terminated, somewhere subterranean, and she had not brought a spade. One option, of course, was to fling herself recklessly down the chute, but that would be like toppling over the edge of the dustbin. She put the shears back in her pippy bag and sat down to think. She wondered if the lesson to be learned from the answer to Father Tweakling’s moral conundrum could help her now. A burning tower, a starving puppy, the Devil incarnate, and now add a hygienic waste disposal chute… Tiny Enid and the Dustbin of History Meetings with Remarkable Owls The Cow & Pins Potty Barron This episode was recorded on the 26th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. The sun was sinking when Tiny Enid arrived at a compound surrounded by a security fence. She smiled to herself at the thought that, though she may have neglected to bring mountaineer’s rope and clambering hooks, she never went anywhere without her razor sharp security fence slicing shears. Dipping into her pippy bag to get them, she read a sign affixed to the fence. Large Flat Windy Uninhabited Plains Municipal Hygienic Waste Disposal Chute Compound, it said. Tiny Enid stamped her club foot and let out a shrill cry. The dustbin of history was neither a dustbin nor an ash heap but a chute! This put an entirely new complexion on her adventure. To salvage those things that had been deemed historical irrelevancies, she would have to find where the chute terminated, somewhere subterranean, and she had not brought a spade. One option, of course, was to fling herself recklessly down the chute, but that would be like toppling over the edge of the dustbin. She put the shears back in her pippy bag and sat down to think. She wondered if the lesson to be learned from the answer to Father Tweakling’s moral conundrum could help her now. A burning tower, a starving puppy, the Devil incarnate, and now add a hygienic waste disposal chute… Tiny Enid and the Dustbin of History Meetings with Remarkable Owls The Cow & Pins Potty Barron This episode was recorded on the 26th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-07-11,24782951 Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:41:25 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24750338-Hooting-Yard-The-Puckington-Tunnels It was a big fort, with delightful crenellations, and many flags, and it had the shiniest portcullis outside of Navarre. This was Fort Hoity, sister fort of Fort Toity, and an extremely interesting fort in its own right. For underneath Fort Hoity ran the Puckington Tunnels, those tunnels you may have come across in your reading, if, that is, you have been reading about tunnelling systems as a change from your usual diet of chicklit, gitlit, and zadiesmithlit. The Puckington Tunnels Puckington Postscript Pelican Tiny Enid and the Dustbin of History This episode was recorded on the 19th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. It was a big fort, with delightful crenellations, and many flags, and it had the shiniest portcullis outside of Navarre. This was Fort Hoity, sister fort of Fort Toity, and an extremely interesting fort in its own right. For underneath Fort Hoity ran the Puckington Tunnels, those tunnels you may have come across in your reading, if, that is, you have been reading about tunnelling systems as a change from your usual diet of chicklit, gitlit, and zadiesmithlit. The Puckington Tunnels Puckington Postscript Pelican Tiny Enid and the Dustbin of History This episode was recorded on the 19th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. It was a big fort, with delightful crenellations, and many flags, and it had the shiniest portcullis outside of Navarre. This was Fort Hoity, sister fort of Fort Toity, and an extremely interesting fort in its own right. For underneath Fort Hoity ran the Puckington Tunnels, those tunnels you may have come across in your reading, if, that is, you have been reading about tunnelling systems as a change from your usual diet of chicklit, gitlit, and zadiesmithlit. The Puckington Tunnels Puckington Postscript Pelican Tiny Enid and the Dustbin of History This episode was recorded on the 19th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-28,24750338 Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:18:21 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24734351-Hooting-Yard-Inky-Puck-Stampings In his later years, Blodgett amassed a collection of inky puck stampings, kept in an album bound in the starch-stiffened fleece of a lamb. The fleece was spotted with unexplained bloodstains which Blodgett made no attempt to remove. He could have used a patent bloodstain eradication spray goo as manufactured by Don Federico’s Royal And Ancient Portugese Spray And Paste Company, but he chose not to. Boffins in a lab were recently given the opportunity to scrape minuscule quantities of the blood off the binding. When they subjected it to tests, they were able positively to identify it as the blood of a fruitbat. Curious indeed, but no more curious than much else about Blodgett’s later years. Inky Puck Stampings Two Jaunts with Uncle Lars The Cosmological Blurtings Hooting Yard on Witter This episode was recorded on the 12th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Grav... In his later years, Blodgett amassed a collection of inky puck stampings, kept in an album bound in the starch-stiffened fleece of a lamb. The fleece was spotted with unexplained bloodstains which Blodgett made no attempt to remove. He could have used a patent bloodstain eradication spray goo as manufactured by Don Federico’s Royal And Ancient Portugese Spray And Paste Company, but he chose not to. Boffins in a lab were recently given the opportunity to scrape minuscule quantities of the blood off the binding. When they subjected it to tests, they were able positively to identify it as the blood of a fruitbat. Curious indeed, but no more curious than much else about Blodgett’s later years. Inky Puck Stampings Two Jaunts with Uncle Lars The Cosmological Blurtings Hooting Yard on Witter This episode was recorded on the 12th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. In his later years, Blodgett amassed a collection of inky puck stampings, kept in an album bound in the starch-stiffened fleece of a lamb. The fleece was spotted with unexplained bloodstains which Blodgett made no attempt to remove. He could have used a patent bloodstain eradication spray goo as manufactured by Don Federico’s Royal And Ancient Portugese Spray And Paste Company, but he chose not to. Boffins in a lab were recently given the opportunity to scrape minuscule quantities of the blood off the binding. When they subjected it to tests, they were able positively to identify it as the blood of a fruitbat. Curious indeed, but no more curious than much else about Blodgett’s later years. Inky Puck Stampings Two Jaunts with Uncle Lars The Cosmological Blurtings Hooting Yard on Witter This episode was recorded on the 12th Feb 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-20,24734351 Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:44:53 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24638008-Hooting-Yard-Vanessa-Redgrave-And-The-Revolutionary-Space-Cadets The Cow & Pins was a singularly squalid tavern, much frequented by human scum. Once, long ago, it had been a coaching inn, but the construction of an efficient canal system destroyed the coach trade, and bargees passing by aboard their barges upon the canal were a salubrious lot who drank tea from flasks and read improving literature. The Cow & Pins stood crumbling and forlorn on the lane parallel to the towpath of the canal, and soon only the crumbling and forlorn, the indigent and misbegotten, the violent and the psychopathic ever set foot upon its rotten sawdust-covered floor. The Cruel Sea Chucking-out Time At The Cow & Pins An Old Folk Song Commemorating Victory In The War Against The Big Magnetic Robots Pebblehead’s Christmas Annual Feeding A Pigtape This episode was recorded on the 29th January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravi... The Cow & Pins was a singularly squalid tavern, much frequented by human scum. Once, long ago, it had been a coaching inn, but the construction of an efficient canal system destroyed the coach trade, and bargees passing by aboard their barges upon the canal were a salubrious lot who drank tea from flasks and read improving literature. The Cow & Pins stood crumbling and forlorn on the lane parallel to the towpath of the canal, and soon only the crumbling and forlorn, the indigent and misbegotten, the violent and the psychopathic ever set foot upon its rotten sawdust-covered floor. The Cruel Sea Chucking-out Time At The Cow & Pins An Old Folk Song Commemorating Victory In The War Against The Big Magnetic Robots Pebblehead’s Christmas Annual Feeding A Pigtape This episode was recorded on the 29th January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. The Cow & Pins was a singularly squalid tavern, much frequented by human scum. Once, long ago, it had been a coaching inn, but the construction of an efficient canal system destroyed the coach trade, and bargees passing by aboard their barges upon the canal were a salubrious lot who drank tea from flasks and read improving literature. The Cow & Pins stood crumbling and forlorn on the lane parallel to the towpath of the canal, and soon only the crumbling and forlorn, the indigent and misbegotten, the violent and the psychopathic ever set foot upon its rotten sawdust-covered floor. The Cruel Sea Chucking-out Time At The Cow & Pins An Old Folk Song Commemorating Victory In The War Against The Big Magnetic Robots Pebblehead’s Christmas Annual Feeding A Pigtape This episode was recorded on the 29th January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-06-01,24638008 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:58:15 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24421121-Hooting-Yard-Nebuchadnezzar-Lives Bluestocking polymath Dot Tint has a new book out next month, a magisterial study of aquatic birds entitled Dot’s Ducks. There are two very curious things about this hefty hardback, and I think it right that you are made aware of them before shelling out your cash for a copy. Judith And Holofernes Dot’s Ducks Spillage On Cambric Lars Porsena Of Clusium This episode was recorded on the 22nd January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Bluestocking polymath Dot Tint has a new book out next month, a magisterial study of aquatic birds entitled Dot’s Ducks. There are two very curious things about this hefty hardback, and I think it right that you are made aware of them before shelling out your cash for a copy. Judith And Holofernes Dot’s Ducks Spillage On Cambric Lars Porsena Of Clusium This episode was recorded on the 22nd January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Bluestocking polymath Dot Tint has a new book out next month, a magisterial study of aquatic birds entitled Dot’s Ducks. There are two very curious things about this hefty hardback, and I think it right that you are made aware of them before shelling out your cash for a copy. Judith And Holofernes Dot’s Ducks Spillage On Cambric Lars Porsena Of Clusium This episode was recorded on the 22nd January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-04-07,24421121 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 12:46:01 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air podcast, Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24349127-Hooting-Yard-Bruno-La-Poubelle If you have a dinghy, be sure to maintain it properly. Like all seagoing craft, dinghies can suffer from wear and tear which, if allowed to continue unchecked, will imperil their ability to remain afloat, especially in choppy seas or when sucked into a maelstrom. Mr Bewg’s Reference The Lost Lozenge Dingy Maintenance Blind Men And Ostriches The Fishmonger’s Prayer This episode was recorded on the 8th January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. If you have a dinghy, be sure to maintain it properly. Like all seagoing craft, dinghies can suffer from wear and tear which, if allowed to continue unchecked, will imperil their ability to remain afloat, especially in choppy seas or when sucked into a maelstrom. Mr Bewg’s Reference The Lost Lozenge Dingy Maintenance Blind Men And Ostriches The Fishmonger’s Prayer This episode was recorded on the 8th January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. If you have a dinghy, be sure to maintain it properly. Like all seagoing craft, dinghies can suffer from wear and tear which, if allowed to continue unchecked, will imperil their ability to remain afloat, especially in choppy seas or when sucked into a maelstrom. Mr Bewg’s Reference The Lost Lozenge Dingy Maintenance Blind Men And Ostriches The Fishmonger’s Prayer This episode was recorded on the 8th January 2009. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-03-23,24349127 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:56:55 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24114185-Hooting-Yard-Monk%E2%80%99s-Rhubarb Timothy appears, & flies come-out. Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise This episode was recorded on the 26th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Timothy appears, & flies come-out. Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise This episode was recorded on the 26th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Timothy appears, & flies come-out. Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise This episode was recorded on the 26th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-02-16,24114185 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:13:28 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24258790-Hooting-Yard-Monk%C3%A2%E2%82%AC%E2%84%A2s-Rhubarb Timothy appears, & flies come-out. Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise This episode was recorded on the 26th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Timothy appears, & flies come-out. Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise This episode was recorded on the 26th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Timothy appears, & flies come-out. Mrs Snooke’s Tortoise This episode was recorded on the 26th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-02-16,24258790 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:13:28 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24064616-Hooting-Yard-Aerated-Lettucewater There was once a woodcutter who had a burning sense of injustice. He dwelt in a cottage deep in the forest, where there was plenty of wood for him to cut. A day’s walk to the west was the cottage of a charcoal burner, and a day’s walk to the east was the hovel of a drink-soaked ex-Trotskyist popinjay. Woodcutter Plums In The Puddle Cows And Literature Beset By Hobgoblins Saint Ritas Promotions Birthday Bewolfenbuttlement This episode was recorded on the 18th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. There was once a woodcutter who had a burning sense of injustice. He dwelt in a cottage deep in the forest, where there was plenty of wood for him to cut. A day’s walk to the west was the cottage of a charcoal burner, and a day’s walk to the east was the hovel of a drink-soaked ex-Trotskyist popinjay. Woodcutter Plums In The Puddle Cows And Literature Beset By Hobgoblins Saint Ritas Promotions Birthday Bewolfenbuttlement This episode was recorded on the 18th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. There was once a woodcutter who had a burning sense of injustice. He dwelt in a cottage deep in the forest, where there was plenty of wood for him to cut. A day’s walk to the west was the cottage of a charcoal burner, and a day’s walk to the east was the hovel of a drink-soaked ex-Trotskyist popinjay. Woodcutter Plums In The Puddle Cows And Literature Beset By Hobgoblins Saint Ritas Promotions Birthday Bewolfenbuttlement This episode was recorded on the 18th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-02-10,24064616 Tue, 10 Feb 2009 13:07:57 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24030164-Hooting-Yard-Pectoral Splat is a tiny, stricken village in Cornwall, and it was here, on a muggy summer’s day in 19–, that a peasant pushing his barrow of countryside filth along a lane was astonished to encounter a small child roaring and spitting and growling and scrabbling in the muck. Its gender was indeterminate, but its savagery was unquestionable. Crop Circles : The Crunlop Experiment by Zoltan Crunlop Feral Childhood 365 Words This episode was recorded on the 11th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Splat is a tiny, stricken village in Cornwall, and it was here, on a muggy summer’s day in 19–, that a peasant pushing his barrow of countryside filth along a lane was astonished to encounter a small child roaring and spitting and growling and scrabbling in the muck. Its gender was indeterminate, but its savagery was unquestionable. Crop Circles : The Crunlop Experiment by Zoltan Crunlop Feral Childhood 365 Words This episode was recorded on the 11th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Splat is a tiny, stricken village in Cornwall, and it was here, on a muggy summer’s day in 19–, that a peasant pushing his barrow of countryside filth along a lane was astonished to encounter a small child roaring and spitting and growling and scrabbling in the muck. Its gender was indeterminate, but its savagery was unquestionable. Crop Circles : The Crunlop Experiment by Zoltan Crunlop Feral Childhood 365 Words This episode was recorded on the 11th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-02-03,24030164 Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:48:22 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23953166-Hooting-Yard-Henchmen-Are-From-Mars-Damsels-Are-From-A-Girly-Planet Prince Fulgencio had a heart of stone and his palace was a palace exceeding glum. No, no, it was not a palace, it was a castle, turreted and towered, with many flags and banners flying, every one of them showing blasphemous heraldic devices. All sorts of abominations featured on those flags, from unicorns with five legs to many-headed hydra, from fiery basilisks to crows whose heads were back to front. Preoccupations Lugubrious Fool Lord, Love A Duck Sandals Of Fire & Boiling Brains OVA Silas Tompkin Comberbache Conquistador Ugo Goofs Off Ugo’s Pal Ulf Ugo’s Pod This episode was recorded on the 4th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prince Fulgencio had a heart of stone and his palace was a palace exceeding glum. No, no, it was not a palace, it was a castle, turreted and towered, with many flags and banners flying, every one of them showing blasphemous heraldic devices. All sorts of abominations featured on those flags, from unicorns with five legs to many-headed hydra, from fiery basilisks to crows whose heads were back to front. Preoccupations Lugubrious Fool Lord, Love A Duck Sandals Of Fire & Boiling Brains OVA Silas Tompkin Comberbache Conquistador Ugo Goofs Off Ugo’s Pal Ulf Ugo’s Pod This episode was recorded on the 4th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Prince Fulgencio had a heart of stone and his palace was a palace exceeding glum. No, no, it was not a palace, it was a castle, turreted and towered, with many flags and banners flying, every one of them showing blasphemous heraldic devices. All sorts of abominations featured on those flags, from unicorns with five legs to many-headed hydra, from fiery basilisks to crows whose heads were back to front. Preoccupations Lugubrious Fool Lord, Love A Duck Sandals Of Fire & Boiling Brains OVA Silas Tompkin Comberbache Conquistador Ugo Goofs Off Ugo’s Pal Ulf Ugo’s Pod This episode was recorded on the 4th December 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2009-01-26,23953166 Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:57:07 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23806562-Hooting-Yard-Downmarket-Rags You’ve got to search for the hero inside yourself, particularly if you are the sort of weedy milksop who gets sand kicked into your face by musclebound beach bullies of pronounced homoerotic tendencies. The search for the hero must be addressed with rigour, and you must not allow yourself to be distracted. That is why you should immediately head off towards the dunes and find a secluded nook where you can cogitate uninterrupted. Take your towel with you, and your picnic basket, and the piccolo you brought to the beach with you to practise upon and which was the cause of much cruel merriment to the bronzed hulks who kicked sand in your face. But do not play your piccolo in the nook, for your mellifluous if inexpert piping will betray your location, and it is imperative that you remain quite alone during your search. Wolves And Fruit Carpentry In Liechtenstein A Display Of Heroics Thought For The Day Matchless Blurb Gravediggers’ Glade Club Key This episode was recorded on the 1... You’ve got to search for the hero inside yourself, particularly if you are the sort of weedy milksop who gets sand kicked into your face by musclebound beach bullies of pronounced homoerotic tendencies. The search for the hero must be addressed with rigour, and you must not allow yourself to be distracted. That is why you should immediately head off towards the dunes and find a secluded nook where you can cogitate uninterrupted. Take your towel with you, and your picnic basket, and the piccolo you brought to the beach with you to practise upon and which was the cause of much cruel merriment to the bronzed hulks who kicked sand in your face. But do not play your piccolo in the nook, for your mellifluous if inexpert piping will betray your location, and it is imperative that you remain quite alone during your search. Wolves And Fruit Carpentry In Liechtenstein A Display Of Heroics Thought For The Day Matchless Blurb Gravediggers’ Glade Club Key This episode was recorded on the 13th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. You’ve got to search for the hero inside yourself, particularly if you are the sort of weedy milksop who gets sand kicked into your face by musclebound beach bullies of pronounced homoerotic tendencies. The search for the hero must be addressed with rigour, and you must not allow yourself to be distracted. That is why you should immediately head off towards the dunes and find a secluded nook where you can cogitate uninterrupted. Take your towel with you, and your picnic basket, and the piccolo you brought to the beach with you to practise upon and which was the cause of much cruel merriment to the bronzed hulks who kicked sand in your face. But do not play your piccolo in the nook, for your mellifluous if inexpert piping will betray your location, and it is imperative that you remain quite alone during your search. Wolves And Fruit Carpentry In Liechtenstein A Display Of Heroics Thought For The Day Matchless Blurb Gravediggers’ Glade Club Key This episode was recorded on the 13th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-12-24,23806562 Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:39:35 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23764375-Hooting-Yard-Mail-Order-Mannlicher-Carcano-Sniper%E2%80%99s-Rifle If you are planning to introduce the phrase “let the cat out of the bag” into a conversation, you can give your words a weightier punch by having a bag with a cat in it, ready to be released at the right moment. This is a variant on the argument from demonstration, and when we are looking at methods of adding heft to what we say, it can be very effective. Dax It Pays To Increase Your Word Power The Fainting Goat Chauncey This episode was recorded on the 6th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. If you are planning to introduce the phrase “let the cat out of the bag” into a conversation, you can give your words a weightier punch by having a bag with a cat in it, ready to be released at the right moment. This is a variant on the argument from demonstration, and when we are looking at methods of adding heft to what we say, it can be very effective. Dax It Pays To Increase Your Word Power The Fainting Goat Chauncey This episode was recorded on the 6th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. If you are planning to introduce the phrase “let the cat out of the bag” into a conversation, you can give your words a weightier punch by having a bag with a cat in it, ready to be released at the right moment. This is a variant on the argument from demonstration, and when we are looking at methods of adding heft to what we say, it can be very effective. Dax It Pays To Increase Your Word Power The Fainting Goat Chauncey This episode was recorded on the 6th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-12-16,23764375 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:48:44 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/24258799-Hooting-Yard-Mail-Order-Mannlicher-Carcano-Sniper%C3%A2%E2%82%AC%E2%84%A2s-Rifle If you are planning to introduce the phrase “let the cat out of the bagâ€? into a conversation, you can give your words a weightier punch by having a bag with a cat in it, ready to be released at the right moment. This is a variant on the argument from demonstration, and when we are looking at methods of adding heft to what we say, it can be very effective. Dax It Pays To Increase Your Word Power The Fainting Goat Chauncey This episode was recorded on the 6th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. If you are planning to introduce the phrase “let the cat out of the bagâ€? into a conversation, you can give your words a weightier punch by having a bag with a cat in it, ready to be released at the right moment. This is a variant on the argument from demonstration, and when we are looking at methods of adding heft to what we say, it can be very effective. Dax It Pays To Increase Your Word Power The Fainting Goat Chauncey This episode was recorded on the 6th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. If you are planning to introduce the phrase “let the cat out of the bagâ€? into a conversation, you can give your words a weightier punch by having a bag with a cat in it, ready to be released at the right moment. This is a variant on the argument from demonstration, and when we are looking at methods of adding heft to what we say, it can be very effective. Dax It Pays To Increase Your Word Power The Fainting Goat Chauncey This episode was recorded on the 6th November 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-12-16,24258799 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:48:44 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23691609-Hooting-Yard-Foppish-Lassitude It was long believed that Preen wrote the Four Last Songs in his deathbed, out on a balcony in the mountains, while in the final ravages of tuberculosis. New research shows that in fact he composed these towering pieces on horseback, while riding along various clifftop paths, and it was his horse that was tubercular. Armed with this knowledge, we can make much more sense of the second of the songs, Tra La Lee, Dennis Is Coughing Up Blood, Dennis, of course, being the name of Preen’s horse. Pitfalls On The Path To Sainthood An Advertisement For Chumpot’s Potsdam Windbag Four Last Songs Ringer Sedgeweg This episode was recorded on the 30th October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. It was long believed that Preen wrote the Four Last Songs in his deathbed, out on a balcony in the mountains, while in the final ravages of tuberculosis. New research shows that in fact he composed these towering pieces on horseback, while riding along various clifftop paths, and it was his horse that was tubercular. Armed with this knowledge, we can make much more sense of the second of the songs, Tra La Lee, Dennis Is Coughing Up Blood, Dennis, of course, being the name of Preen’s horse. Pitfalls On The Path To Sainthood An Advertisement For Chumpot’s Potsdam Windbag Four Last Songs Ringer Sedgeweg This episode was recorded on the 30th October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. It was long believed that Preen wrote the Four Last Songs in his deathbed, out on a balcony in the mountains, while in the final ravages of tuberculosis. New research shows that in fact he composed these towering pieces on horseback, while riding along various clifftop paths, and it was his horse that was tubercular. Armed with this knowledge, we can make much more sense of the second of the songs, Tra La Lee, Dennis Is Coughing Up Blood, Dennis, of course, being the name of Preen’s horse. Pitfalls On The Path To Sainthood An Advertisement For Chumpot’s Potsdam Windbag Four Last Songs Ringer Sedgeweg This episode was recorded on the 30th October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-12-01,23691609 Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:45:01 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23678129-Hooting-Yard-Eggy-Wanderlust Slow botany developed as a reaction against all those people who go galumphing about the countryside, across fields, through copses and spinneys and extensive forbidding woodland, or indeed through jungles teeming with exotica, and are forever shouting “Oh look! See the serried ranks of campion and bladderwort dotted among the bracken over yonder!” or “Gosh! If I’m not mistaken there must be thousands of snapdragons scattered along the railway cuttings!” Babinsky Slow Botany Uptown Top Ranking In The Park Test Questions Chunk Theory This episode was recorded on the 23rd October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Slow botany developed as a reaction against all those people who go galumphing about the countryside, across fields, through copses and spinneys and extensive forbidding woodland, or indeed through jungles teeming with exotica, and are forever shouting “Oh look! See the serried ranks of campion and bladderwort dotted among the bracken over yonder!” or “Gosh! If I’m not mistaken there must be thousands of snapdragons scattered along the railway cuttings!” Babinsky Slow Botany Uptown Top Ranking In The Park Test Questions Chunk Theory This episode was recorded on the 23rd October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Slow botany developed as a reaction against all those people who go galumphing about the countryside, across fields, through copses and spinneys and extensive forbidding woodland, or indeed through jungles teeming with exotica, and are forever shouting “Oh look! See the serried ranks of campion and bladderwort dotted among the bracken over yonder!” or “Gosh! If I’m not mistaken there must be thousands of snapdragons scattered along the railway cuttings!” Babinsky Slow Botany Uptown Top Ranking In The Park Test Questions Chunk Theory This episode was recorded on the 23rd October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-11-27,23678129 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:37:31 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23635464-Marvin-Suicide-171-What%E2%80%99s-the-Point This episode has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the 1971 film Vanishing Point. Nothing at all. Here is the tracklisting: 1. If You’ve Got The Money (I’ve Got The Time), Merle Haggard, Roots Volume 1: www.anti.com 2. Colorful Revolution, The Pages, Universal Blues: www.undertowmusic.com 3. I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog, Lard, Pure Chewing Satisfaction: www.alternativetentacles.com 4. Fill Me With Your Light, Clem Snide, End Of Light: Found at SpinART records, but it no longer exists so here is the Wikipedia page. 5. Lee Harwood, Mike Seed, Goodbye July: www.svcrecords.co.uk 6. Church Service Excerpt, Testerina Primitive Baptist Church, Shall We Gather At The River: www.floridamemory.com 7. The Bunting Song, Unkown (but the singer sounds a lot like Damon Albarn), Warm And Scratchy: www.adultswim.com This episode was originally broadcast on 18th November 2008. Please visit www.marvinsuicide.org for previous shows and more information. Plus I would love it (and I really do me... This episode has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the 1971 film Vanishing Point. Nothing at all. Here is the tracklisting: 1. If You’ve Got The Money (I’ve Got The Time), Merle Haggard, Roots Volume 1: www.anti.com 2. Colorful Revolution, The Pages, Universal Blues: www.undertowmusic.com 3. I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog, Lard, Pure Chewing Satisfaction: www.alternativetentacles.com 4. Fill Me With Your Light, Clem Snide, End Of Light: Found at SpinART records, but it no longer exists so here is the Wikipedia page. 5. Lee Harwood, Mike Seed, Goodbye July: www.svcrecords.co.uk 6. Church Service Excerpt, Testerina Primitive Baptist Church, Shall We Gather At The River: www.floridamemory.com 7. The Bunting Song, Unkown (but the singer sounds a lot like Damon Albarn), Warm And Scratchy: www.adultswim.com This episode was originally broadcast on 18th November 2008. Please visit www.marvinsuicide.org for previous shows and more information. Plus I would love it (and I really do mean that) if you were to send an e-mail to: marvin’AT’marvinsuicide.org (please replace ‘AT’ with @). This episode has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the 1971 film Vanishing Point. Nothing at all. Here is the tracklisting: 1. If You’ve Got The Money (I’ve Got The Time), Merle Haggard, Roots Volume 1: www.anti.com 2. Colorful Revolution, The Pages, Universal Blues: www.undertowmusic.com 3. I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog, Lard, Pure Chewing Satisfaction: www.alternativetentacles.com 4. Fill Me With Your Light, Clem Snide, End Of Light: Found at SpinART records, but it no longer exists so here is the Wikipedia page. 5. Lee Harwood, Mike Seed, Goodbye July: www.svcrecords.co.uk 6. Church Service Excerpt, Testerina Primitive Baptist Church, Shall We Gather At The River: www.floridamemory.com 7. The Bunting Song, Unkown (but the singer sounds a lot like Damon Albarn), Warm And Scratchy: www.adultswim.com This episode was originally broadcast on 18th November 2008. Please visit www.marvinsuicide.org for previous shows and more information. Plus I would love it (and I really do mean that) if you were to send an e-mail to: marvin’AT’marvinsuicide.org (please replace ‘AT’ with @). tag:odeo.com,2008-11-18,23635464 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:30:29 -0800 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air music, Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23539453-Hooting-Yard-Goat-physiology-Monitoring-Mechanism I have been wondering if it is time for Hooting Yard to obtain a kitemark.  Readers from overseas will wonder what on earth I am babbling about, so let me explain. Every single person in this country, man, woman and child, upon seeing a little picture of a kite, knows viscerally that whatever it is that the picture of a kite is attached to is an absolutely fantastic thing, and they can confidently begin to drool with glee. Why this should be so is not quite clear, but is probably bound up with age-old traditions of bureaucratic twaddle. How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent A Celebration Of The Bufflehead In Prose And Song The Bleakest Link Kitemark A Rustic Lesson This episode was recorded on the 9th October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By ... I have been wondering if it is time for Hooting Yard to obtain a kitemark.  Readers from overseas will wonder what on earth I am babbling about, so let me explain. Every single person in this country, man, woman and child, upon seeing a little picture of a kite, knows viscerally that whatever it is that the picture of a kite is attached to is an absolutely fantastic thing, and they can confidently begin to drool with glee. Why this should be so is not quite clear, but is probably bound up with age-old traditions of bureaucratic twaddle. How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent A Celebration Of The Bufflehead In Prose And Song The Bleakest Link Kitemark A Rustic Lesson This episode was recorded on the 9th October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. I have been wondering if it is time for Hooting Yard to obtain a kitemark.  Readers from overseas will wonder what on earth I am babbling about, so let me explain. Every single person in this country, man, woman and child, upon seeing a little picture of a kite, knows viscerally that whatever it is that the picture of a kite is attached to is an absolutely fantastic thing, and they can confidently begin to drool with glee. Why this should be so is not quite clear, but is probably bound up with age-old traditions of bureaucratic twaddle. How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent A Celebration Of The Bufflehead In Prose And Song The Bleakest Link Kitemark A Rustic Lesson This episode was recorded on the 9th October 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the three publications Gravitas, Punctilio, Rectitude & Pippy Bags , Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-10-27,23539453 Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:25:47 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23523389-Marvin-Suicide-167-I-love-what-you%E2%80%99ve-done-with-your-hair I was roller skating to the factory last night along my usual route and about 15 minutes into the journey noticed the sound of someone else on skates behind me. I looked round (as inconspicuously as one can on roller skates) and saw a figure dressed in dark purple with one of those pollution masks and a pair of blacked-out ‘Biggles’ style flying goggles. Being a nervous person I tried my best to keep a steady pace without falling, but couldn’t help getting frightened as I heard the fellow skater getting ever closer. My heart raced as they got right behind me and then alongside on the road. As I was deciding exactly how scared I should be in this type of situation, the mysterious purple-clothed scaremonger reached behind them and pressed something on a bulge sticking out of their back. After a very brief delay I heard a click then a hiss sound, followed by an increasingly deep humming. The person crouched down and then instantly, but silently, shot off down the road... I was roller skating to the factory last night along my usual route and about 15 minutes into the journey noticed the sound of someone else on skates behind me. I looked round (as inconspicuously as one can on roller skates) and saw a figure dressed in dark purple with one of those pollution masks and a pair of blacked-out ‘Biggles’ style flying goggles. Being a nervous person I tried my best to keep a steady pace without falling, but couldn’t help getting frightened as I heard the fellow skater getting ever closer. My heart raced as they got right behind me and then alongside on the road. As I was deciding exactly how scared I should be in this type of situation, the mysterious purple-clothed scaremonger reached behind them and pressed something on a bulge sticking out of their back. After a very brief delay I heard a click then a hiss sound, followed by an increasingly deep humming. The person crouched down and then instantly, but silently, shot off down the road for about 20 metres before they exploded (again without any discernible sound) into a shower of multi-coloured glitter. Here is the tracklisting for this weeks episode: 1. V-A-C-A-N-T, Draco, Enter The Draco: www.slabco.com 2. Dusk Raid, Clark: www.throttleclark.com 3. Tuesday Arrivals, Zigarettenpause, Overflow Remains: www.miga-label.org 4. q, Sr.Aye, VV.AA - Exponencial: www.miga-label.org 5. I’m Going To Die With The Staff In My Hand, Amigo Male Singers: www.floridamemory.com 6. Life Is Full Of Possibilities, DNTEL: www.epitonic.com This episode was originally broadcast on 21st October 2008. Please visit www.marvinsuicide.org for previous shows and more information. Plus I would love it (and I really do mean that) if you were to send an e-mail to: marvin’AT’marvinsuicide.org (please replace ‘AT’ with @). I was roller skating to the factory last night along my usual route and about 15 minutes into the journey noticed the sound of someone else on skates behind me. I looked round (as inconspicuously as one can on roller skates) and saw a figure dressed in dark purple with one of those pollution masks and a pair of blacked-out ‘Biggles’ style flying goggles. Being a nervous person I tried my best to keep a steady pace without falling, but couldn’t help getting frightened as I heard the fellow skater getting ever closer. My heart raced as they got right behind me and then alongside on the road. As I was deciding exactly how scared I should be in this type of situation, the mysterious purple-clothed scaremonger reached behind them and pressed something on a bulge sticking out of their back. After a very brief delay I heard a click then a hiss sound, followed by an increasingly deep humming. The person crouched down and then instantly, but silently, shot off down the road for about 20 metres before they exploded (again without any discernible sound) into a shower of multi-coloured glitter. Here is the tracklisting for this weeks episode: 1. V-A-C-A-N-T, Draco, Enter The Draco: www.slabco.com 2. Dusk Raid, Clark: www.throttleclark.com 3. Tuesday Arrivals, Zigarettenpause, Overflow Remains: www.miga-label.org 4. q, Sr.Aye, VV.AA - Exponencial: www.miga-label.org 5. I’m Going To Die With The Staff In My Hand, Amigo Male Singers: www.floridamemory.com 6. Life Is Full Of Possibilities, DNTEL: www.epitonic.com This episode was originally broadcast on 21st October 2008. Please visit www.marvinsuicide.org for previous shows and more information. Plus I would love it (and I really do mean that) if you were to send an e-mail to: marvin’AT’marvinsuicide.org (please replace ‘AT’ with @). tag:odeo.com,2008-10-23,23523389 Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:34:39 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air music, Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23519235-Hooting-Yard-Diligent-And-Miserable When the cows come home they may be disconcerted to find you in their meadow, with your tilted head, and some of them may become fractious. Fractious cows can be dangerous, so it will help if you have your acolyte armed with some sort of cow-protection device. This might be made of corrugated cardboard, or alternatively of tin foil. Best to consult a catalogue of cow-protection devices beforehand, with your acolyte at your side. Angels Of Huts Vargas Unsung Victorian Genius Advice Regarding Vinegar How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent This episode was recorded on the 25th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. When the cows come home they may be disconcerted to find you in their meadow, with your tilted head, and some of them may become fractious. Fractious cows can be dangerous, so it will help if you have your acolyte armed with some sort of cow-protection device. This might be made of corrugated cardboard, or alternatively of tin foil. Best to consult a catalogue of cow-protection devices beforehand, with your acolyte at your side. Angels Of Huts Vargas Unsung Victorian Genius Advice Regarding Vinegar How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent This episode was recorded on the 25th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. When the cows come home they may be disconcerted to find you in their meadow, with your tilted head, and some of them may become fractious. Fractious cows can be dangerous, so it will help if you have your acolyte armed with some sort of cow-protection device. This might be made of corrugated cardboard, or alternatively of tin foil. Best to consult a catalogue of cow-protection devices beforehand, with your acolyte at your side. Angels Of Huts Vargas Unsung Victorian Genius Advice Regarding Vinegar How To De-fang Your Venomous Serpent This episode was recorded on the 25th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-10-22,23519235 Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:36:28 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23459347-Hooting-Yard-Sextants-And-Astrolabes Jean-Paul Sartre’s trilogy The Roads To Freedom has fallen out of fashion somewhat – as if that mattered – yet it remains a classic. But for a book with a bit more existentialist heft, I recommend Pebblehead’s bestselling paperback The Roads To Jaywick. That blighted, benighted, dilapidated seaside town, has of course, provided fodder for any number of potboilers, including Jaywick – West Of Clacton and The Sordid Sands Of Squalor, but Pebblehead’s is a fundamentally serious work, and there is a lot about cows in it, which is always a good thing. Angels Of Hats Hoistings The Roads To Jaywick Shrivelled This episode was recorded on the 18th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Jean-Paul Sartre’s trilogy The Roads To Freedom has fallen out of fashion somewhat – as if that mattered – yet it remains a classic. But for a book with a bit more existentialist heft, I recommend Pebblehead’s bestselling paperback The Roads To Jaywick. That blighted, benighted, dilapidated seaside town, has of course, provided fodder for any number of potboilers, including Jaywick – West Of Clacton and The Sordid Sands Of Squalor, but Pebblehead’s is a fundamentally serious work, and there is a lot about cows in it, which is always a good thing. Angels Of Hats Hoistings The Roads To Jaywick Shrivelled This episode was recorded on the 18th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Jean-Paul Sartre’s trilogy The Roads To Freedom has fallen out of fashion somewhat – as if that mattered – yet it remains a classic. But for a book with a bit more existentialist heft, I recommend Pebblehead’s bestselling paperback The Roads To Jaywick. That blighted, benighted, dilapidated seaside town, has of course, provided fodder for any number of potboilers, including Jaywick – West Of Clacton and The Sordid Sands Of Squalor, but Pebblehead’s is a fundamentally serious work, and there is a lot about cows in it, which is always a good thing. Angels Of Hats Hoistings The Roads To Jaywick Shrivelled This episode was recorded on the 18th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-10-06,23459347 Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:04:49 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23419842-Hooting-Yard-Voodoo-Pigs I do not know who awaits me in the upper chamber, although I now know that whoever it is will half expect me to be carrying a wafer. I can use the filthiness of my gloves as an excuse for not doing so. It is an excuse I have flourished on many occasions, not always successfully. Like the ghoul, I have been expelled from chambers and attics and parlours and even from cow sheds. Diaries Of The Dead The Nightingale Board Correspondence Received Off At A Tangent Bonfire Propulsion Tables This episode was recorded on the 11th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. I do not know who awaits me in the upper chamber, although I now know that whoever it is will half expect me to be carrying a wafer. I can use the filthiness of my gloves as an excuse for not doing so. It is an excuse I have flourished on many occasions, not always successfully. Like the ghoul, I have been expelled from chambers and attics and parlours and even from cow sheds. Diaries Of The Dead The Nightingale Board Correspondence Received Off At A Tangent Bonfire Propulsion Tables This episode was recorded on the 11th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. I do not know who awaits me in the upper chamber, although I now know that whoever it is will half expect me to be carrying a wafer. I can use the filthiness of my gloves as an excuse for not doing so. It is an excuse I have flourished on many occasions, not always successfully. Like the ghoul, I have been expelled from chambers and attics and parlours and even from cow sheds. Diaries Of The Dead The Nightingale Board Correspondence Received Off At A Tangent Bonfire Propulsion Tables This episode was recorded on the 11th September 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-09-29,23419842 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:34:09 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Panel Borders, Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23394746-Hooting-Yard-Hideous-Bat-god-Fatso Ordinarily, when we think of harpies we think of Aello, Ocypete, and Celaeno, or as she is sometimes known, Podarge, the three sisters of Greek myth, bird-women who kept stealing, and befouling, food from Phineus and were generally vicious, violent and cruel. Tennyson called them “These prodigies of myriad nakednesses, / And twisted shapes of lust, unspeakable, / Abominable, strangers at my hearth / Not welcome, harpies miring every dish” but that may be more a reflection of the poet’s fevered mental state than of the destructive wind-spirits themselves. A Recipe For Gruel Quayside Harpy The Temple Of Hoon Fat Gaar This episode was recorded on the 7th August 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Ordinarily, when we think of harpies we think of Aello, Ocypete, and Celaeno, or as she is sometimes known, Podarge, the three sisters of Greek myth, bird-women who kept stealing, and befouling, food from Phineus and were generally vicious, violent and cruel. Tennyson called them “These prodigies of myriad nakednesses, / And twisted shapes of lust, unspeakable, / Abominable, strangers at my hearth / Not welcome, harpies miring every dish” but that may be more a reflection of the poet’s fevered mental state than of the destructive wind-spirits themselves. A Recipe For Gruel Quayside Harpy The Temple Of Hoon Fat Gaar This episode was recorded on the 7th August 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Ordinarily, when we think of harpies we think of Aello, Ocypete, and Celaeno, or as she is sometimes known, Podarge, the three sisters of Greek myth, bird-women who kept stealing, and befouling, food from Phineus and were generally vicious, violent and cruel. Tennyson called them “These prodigies of myriad nakednesses, / And twisted shapes of lust, unspeakable, / Abominable, strangers at my hearth / Not welcome, harpies miring every dish” but that may be more a reflection of the poet’s fevered mental state than of the destructive wind-spirits themselves. A Recipe For Gruel Quayside Harpy The Temple Of Hoon Fat Gaar This episode was recorded on the 7th August 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-09-24,23394746 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:51:19 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23353973-Hooting-Yard-Tony-Buzan After I posted the piece entitled Denktash Fugue Syndrome, in which mention is made of Mrs Gubbins and her knitted tea cosies, I was deluged with mail from younger readers who complained that they had no idea what I was talking about. The general tone of these missives was along the lines of “Oi, Mr Key, what in the name of heaven is a tea cosy, for crying out loud, innit?” Brains In Bags Denktash Fugue Syndrome Tea Cosies : Your Questions Answered Frabbo Bilks Beppo Stormy Weather Quotation from The Curious Book Of Birds by Abbie Farwell Brown This episode was recorded on the 31st July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. After I posted the piece entitled Denktash Fugue Syndrome, in which mention is made of Mrs Gubbins and her knitted tea cosies, I was deluged with mail from younger readers who complained that they had no idea what I was talking about. The general tone of these missives was along the lines of “Oi, Mr Key, what in the name of heaven is a tea cosy, for crying out loud, innit?” Brains In Bags Denktash Fugue Syndrome Tea Cosies : Your Questions Answered Frabbo Bilks Beppo Stormy Weather Quotation from The Curious Book Of Birds by Abbie Farwell Brown This episode was recorded on the 31st July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. After I posted the piece entitled Denktash Fugue Syndrome, in which mention is made of Mrs Gubbins and her knitted tea cosies, I was deluged with mail from younger readers who complained that they had no idea what I was talking about. The general tone of these missives was along the lines of “Oi, Mr Key, what in the name of heaven is a tea cosy, for crying out loud, innit?” Brains In Bags Denktash Fugue Syndrome Tea Cosies : Your Questions Answered Frabbo Bilks Beppo Stormy Weather Quotation from The Curious Book Of Birds by Abbie Farwell Brown This episode was recorded on the 31st July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-09-15,23353973 Mon, 15 Sep 2008 14:45:57 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311920-Hooting-Yard-Lugubrious-Dismay Without wishing to generate further controversy over what is, in any case, a pointless and trivial matter, I should add that I have recently completed a lengthy work, at fifteen volumes just one book short of Sabine Baring-Gould’s Lives Of The Saints. It is a comprehensive study, with lots of illustrations and diagrams, of all Dobson’s known and suspected hats. I conclude that not a single one of them was lined with lead. Janitor Beppo’s Banishment All Around My Hat A Pious Infant This episode was recorded on the 24th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Without wishing to generate further controversy over what is, in any case, a pointless and trivial matter, I should add that I have recently completed a lengthy work, at fifteen volumes just one book short of Sabine Baring-Gould’s Lives Of The Saints. It is a comprehensive study, with lots of illustrations and diagrams, of all Dobson’s known and suspected hats. I conclude that not a single one of them was lined with lead. Janitor Beppo’s Banishment All Around My Hat A Pious Infant This episode was recorded on the 24th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Without wishing to generate further controversy over what is, in any case, a pointless and trivial matter, I should add that I have recently completed a lengthy work, at fifteen volumes just one book short of Sabine Baring-Gould’s Lives Of The Saints. It is a comprehensive study, with lots of illustrations and diagrams, of all Dobson’s known and suspected hats. I conclude that not a single one of them was lined with lead. Janitor Beppo’s Banishment All Around My Hat A Pious Infant This episode was recorded on the 24th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-09-08,23311920 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:42:10 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311927-Hooting-Yard-Forty-Years-Of-Hell-In-A-Bauxite-Mine Bring me a cuppet of foaming grog! And bring me some rags to mop up the spillage! Bring me a lantern to light my way through the gruesome lanes of your gruesome village! Me And My Monkeys A Talk On Dobson In The Bird-loft For Flute Accompaniment This episode was recorded on the 17th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Bring me a cuppet of foaming grog! And bring me some rags to mop up the spillage! Bring me a lantern to light my way through the gruesome lanes of your gruesome village! Me And My Monkeys A Talk On Dobson In The Bird-loft For Flute Accompaniment This episode was recorded on the 17th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Bring me a cuppet of foaming grog! And bring me some rags to mop up the spillage! Bring me a lantern to light my way through the gruesome lanes of your gruesome village! Me And My Monkeys A Talk On Dobson In The Bird-loft For Flute Accompaniment This episode was recorded on the 17th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-09-03,23311927 Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:40:01 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311929-Hooting-Yard-Van-Bronckhorst%E2%80%99s-Syndrome Slipping out of a den of vice through a side door, slinking with surprising elegance along a night alley thick with the leavings of debauchery, he whistled Oh Danny Boy, attracting the attention of police officers. Threatened with truncheons and prosecution, he turned upon those who would do him harm a basilisk stare, and faced them down, magnificent in his imperiousness. Abominable, Sulphurous & Futile Abominable, Sulphorous & Futile : A Footnote Widows And Their Rivets A Man Of Parts Slops TV Transcript Malevolent Homunculus Corncrake Project This episode was recorded on the 10th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Direct Download Slipping out of a den of vice through a side door, slinking with surprising elegance along a night alley thick with the leavings of debauchery, he whistled Oh Danny Boy, attracting the attention of police officers. Threatened with truncheons and prosecution, he turned upon those who would do him harm a basilisk stare, and faced them down, magnificent in his imperiousness. Abominable, Sulphurous & Futile Abominable, Sulphorous & Futile : A Footnote Widows And Their Rivets A Man Of Parts Slops TV Transcript Malevolent Homunculus Corncrake Project This episode was recorded on the 10th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Direct Download Slipping out of a den of vice through a side door, slinking with surprising elegance along a night alley thick with the leavings of debauchery, he whistled Oh Danny Boy, attracting the attention of police officers. Threatened with truncheons and prosecution, he turned upon those who would do him harm a basilisk stare, and faced them down, magnificent in his imperiousness. Abominable, Sulphurous & Futile Abominable, Sulphorous & Futile : A Footnote Widows And Their Rivets A Man Of Parts Slops TV Transcript Malevolent Homunculus Corncrake Project This episode was recorded on the 10th July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Direct Download tag:odeo.com,2008-08-12,23311929 Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:36:23 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air podcast, Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311936-Hooting-Yard-Executive-Seating-Pod In a thicket, with a compass, I am thinking about blubber. I use blubber for my candles. I’m the captain of a whaler. Some use tallow, I use blubber. It gets smoky in my cabin. I’m not in my cabin now. As I said, I’m in a thicket. I’m on shore leave for a fortnight. I’ve been hiking with the devil. Satan left me in a thicket on the wild and windy moors. But I’ve got my trusty compass and my pipe clamped in my jaws. I am smoking in the thicket. I hope to see my whaler soon. Don’t go hiking with the devil. Keep your compass in your pocket. I am thinking about blubber. Blubber is my candle light. It’s a comfort in this thicket on the wild and windy moors to think of blubber candle light, for the devil trapped me in this thicket and it is a pitch black night. Fritz : His Hinge And His Pips The Legend Of The Golden Pig Thicket Indifferent Auks Did You Know? Crushed And Squashed Wisps And Clumps Quotation from Epilepsy, Hysteria, and Neurasthenia by Isaac G Briggs This episode was recorde... In a thicket, with a compass, I am thinking about blubber. I use blubber for my candles. I’m the captain of a whaler. Some use tallow, I use blubber. It gets smoky in my cabin. I’m not in my cabin now. As I said, I’m in a thicket. I’m on shore leave for a fortnight. I’ve been hiking with the devil. Satan left me in a thicket on the wild and windy moors. But I’ve got my trusty compass and my pipe clamped in my jaws. I am smoking in the thicket. I hope to see my whaler soon. Don’t go hiking with the devil. Keep your compass in your pocket. I am thinking about blubber. Blubber is my candle light. It’s a comfort in this thicket on the wild and windy moors to think of blubber candle light, for the devil trapped me in this thicket and it is a pitch black night. Fritz : His Hinge And His Pips The Legend Of The Golden Pig Thicket Indifferent Auks Did You Know? Crushed And Squashed Wisps And Clumps Quotation from Epilepsy, Hysteria, and Neurasthenia by Isaac G Briggs This episode was recorded on the 3rd July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Direct Download In a thicket, with a compass, I am thinking about blubber. I use blubber for my candles. I’m the captain of a whaler. Some use tallow, I use blubber. It gets smoky in my cabin. I’m not in my cabin now. As I said, I’m in a thicket. I’m on shore leave for a fortnight. I’ve been hiking with the devil. Satan left me in a thicket on the wild and windy moors. But I’ve got my trusty compass and my pipe clamped in my jaws. I am smoking in the thicket. I hope to see my whaler soon. Don’t go hiking with the devil. Keep your compass in your pocket. I am thinking about blubber. Blubber is my candle light. It’s a comfort in this thicket on the wild and windy moors to think of blubber candle light, for the devil trapped me in this thicket and it is a pitch black night. Fritz : His Hinge And His Pips The Legend Of The Golden Pig Thicket Indifferent Auks Did You Know? Crushed And Squashed Wisps And Clumps Quotation from Epilepsy, Hysteria, and Neurasthenia by Isaac G Briggs This episode was recorded on the 3rd July 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Direct Download tag:odeo.com,2008-08-05,23311936 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:05:50 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311937-Hooting-Yard-Riding-A-Wild-Horse More than twenty years ago, I wrote a short piece in which I described being hunched among shimmerings. Looking back, it occurs to me that I didn’t really know what I was talking about. I was just blathering. I often blathered in those days, both vocally and when doing my scribblings. I think I was simply unclear about what I wanted to say. Much has changed, for now I have a clear, eagle-eyed vision, and am somewhat better able to communicate it. Oh, I still fall prey to blather, more often than I ought to, but I have learned to nip it, if not in the bud, then before too many tendrils have swarmed across the sun-dappled pathway that leads to truth and beauty and insight. You see, there really is a bright magnificent upland upon which we can prance, if we can but reach it. I know that now. Hunched Among These Shimmerings… Reading from The Book Of Accidents: Designed For Young Children by Anon This episode was recorded on the 26th June 2008. A complete transcript of this episode... More than twenty years ago, I wrote a short piece in which I described being hunched among shimmerings. Looking back, it occurs to me that I didn’t really know what I was talking about. I was just blathering. I often blathered in those days, both vocally and when doing my scribblings. I think I was simply unclear about what I wanted to say. Much has changed, for now I have a clear, eagle-eyed vision, and am somewhat better able to communicate it. Oh, I still fall prey to blather, more often than I ought to, but I have learned to nip it, if not in the bud, then before too many tendrils have swarmed across the sun-dappled pathway that leads to truth and beauty and insight. You see, there really is a bright magnificent upland upon which we can prance, if we can but reach it. I know that now. Hunched Among These Shimmerings… Reading from The Book Of Accidents: Designed For Young Children by Anon This episode was recorded on the 26th June 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. More than twenty years ago, I wrote a short piece in which I described being hunched among shimmerings. Looking back, it occurs to me that I didn’t really know what I was talking about. I was just blathering. I often blathered in those days, both vocally and when doing my scribblings. I think I was simply unclear about what I wanted to say. Much has changed, for now I have a clear, eagle-eyed vision, and am somewhat better able to communicate it. Oh, I still fall prey to blather, more often than I ought to, but I have learned to nip it, if not in the bud, then before too many tendrils have swarmed across the sun-dappled pathway that leads to truth and beauty and insight. You see, there really is a bright magnificent upland upon which we can prance, if we can but reach it. I know that now. Hunched Among These Shimmerings… Reading from The Book Of Accidents: Designed For Young Children by Anon This episode was recorded on the 26th June 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-07-28,23311937 Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:34:04 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311940-Hooting-Yard-Peanuts-And-Hazelnuts One has only to consider the records broken by Bobnit Tivol to recognise him for the superb sprinter he was. Leafing through old athletics almanacks, his name appears again and again and again, invariably in capital letters, annotated by one, two, or even three stars, at the top of every list. They say he had to rent a warehouse to store all his cups and shields and trophies. To think that he had won all the major Tyrolean sprinting events before he was twenty years old is to gasp in wonder. A Snapshot From The History Of Athletics Feral Childhood Days O’ Bootpolish Basil And Guido’s Kropotkin Fanfaronade Bobnit Tivol Quotation from Dreamthorp: A Book Of Essays Written In The Country by Alexander Smith This episode was recorded on the 19th June 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cor... One has only to consider the records broken by Bobnit Tivol to recognise him for the superb sprinter he was. Leafing through old athletics almanacks, his name appears again and again and again, invariably in capital letters, annotated by one, two, or even three stars, at the top of every list. They say he had to rent a warehouse to store all his cups and shields and trophies. To think that he had won all the major Tyrolean sprinting events before he was twenty years old is to gasp in wonder. A Snapshot From The History Of Athletics Feral Childhood Days O’ Bootpolish Basil And Guido’s Kropotkin Fanfaronade Bobnit Tivol Quotation from Dreamthorp: A Book Of Essays Written In The Country by Alexander Smith This episode was recorded on the 19th June 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. One has only to consider the records broken by Bobnit Tivol to recognise him for the superb sprinter he was. Leafing through old athletics almanacks, his name appears again and again and again, invariably in capital letters, annotated by one, two, or even three stars, at the top of every list. They say he had to rent a warehouse to store all his cups and shields and trophies. To think that he had won all the major Tyrolean sprinting events before he was twenty years old is to gasp in wonder. A Snapshot From The History Of Athletics Feral Childhood Days O’ Bootpolish Basil And Guido’s Kropotkin Fanfaronade Bobnit Tivol Quotation from Dreamthorp: A Book Of Essays Written In The Country by Alexander Smith This episode was recorded on the 19th June 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-07-22,23311940 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:00:59 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311941-Hooting-Yard-Danny-Blanchfowler-A-Life-In-Football-Part-Two Part Two of a reading from D anny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - a pamphlet (out of print) published in 1991 by the Malice Aforethought Press. Danny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - PartTwo This episode was recorded on the 5th June 2008. For more information please visit Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Part Two of a reading from D anny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - a pamphlet (out of print) published in 1991 by the Malice Aforethought Press. Danny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - PartTwo This episode was recorded on the 5th June 2008. For more information please visit Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Part Two of a reading from D anny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - a pamphlet (out of print) published in 1991 by the Malice Aforethought Press. Danny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - PartTwo This episode was recorded on the 5th June 2008. For more information please visit Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-07-15,23311941 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:38:59 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311948-Hooting-Yard-Danny-Blanchfowler-A-Life-In-Football-Part-One Part One of a reading from D anny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - a pamphlet (out of print) published in 1991 by the Malice Aforethought Press. Danny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - Part One This episode was recorded on the 29th May 2008. For more information please visit Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Part One of a reading from D anny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - a pamphlet (out of print) published in 1991 by the Malice Aforethought Press. Danny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - Part One This episode was recorded on the 29th May 2008. For more information please visit Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Part One of a reading from D anny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - a pamphlet (out of print) published in 1991 by the Malice Aforethought Press. Danny Blanchfowler, A Life In Football - Part One This episode was recorded on the 29th May 2008. For more information please visit Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-07-08,23311948 Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:53:08 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311953-Hooting-Yard-Nightjars-Attack-Cattle 32. If you eat roasted swallow, you are likely to be attacked by dragons. Sixty Unassailable Facts About Birds This episode was recorded on the 22nd May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. 32. If you eat roasted swallow, you are likely to be attacked by dragons. Sixty Unassailable Facts About Birds This episode was recorded on the 22nd May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. 32. If you eat roasted swallow, you are likely to be attacked by dragons. Sixty Unassailable Facts About Birds This episode was recorded on the 22nd May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-06-23,23311953 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:00:39 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311956-Hooting-Yard-Pebblehead%E2%80%99s-Twaddle I am very pleased to announce that the latest episode in the Grizzled Old Fool series of multi-platform cultural interventions has been released. Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery sees the grizzled old fool going to a haberdashery to buy buttons and cloth and pins. As usual, he is chewing a plug of tobacco and wearing his trademark battered old hat. He behaves ineptly in the haberdashery, piddling in his trousers and overturning a display stand of thread samples. In a particularly poignant moment, he is mistaken for Mark E Smith of The Fall and prevailed upon to sing an extempore version of “City Hobgoblins” to the haberdasher’s excited children. Dirk Bogarde, With A Moustache, In A Vaporetto Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery O’er The Hills And Far Away The Great Emblotchment Old Halob : A Biographical Note The Game Of Glossop This episode was recorded on the 15th May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Ac... I am very pleased to announce that the latest episode in the Grizzled Old Fool series of multi-platform cultural interventions has been released. Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery sees the grizzled old fool going to a haberdashery to buy buttons and cloth and pins. As usual, he is chewing a plug of tobacco and wearing his trademark battered old hat. He behaves ineptly in the haberdashery, piddling in his trousers and overturning a display stand of thread samples. In a particularly poignant moment, he is mistaken for Mark E Smith of The Fall and prevailed upon to sing an extempore version of “City Hobgoblins” to the haberdasher’s excited children. Dirk Bogarde, With A Moustache, In A Vaporetto Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery O’er The Hills And Far Away The Great Emblotchment Old Halob : A Biographical Note The Game Of Glossop This episode was recorded on the 15th May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. I am very pleased to announce that the latest episode in the Grizzled Old Fool series of multi-platform cultural interventions has been released. Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery sees the grizzled old fool going to a haberdashery to buy buttons and cloth and pins. As usual, he is chewing a plug of tobacco and wearing his trademark battered old hat. He behaves ineptly in the haberdashery, piddling in his trousers and overturning a display stand of thread samples. In a particularly poignant moment, he is mistaken for Mark E Smith of The Fall and prevailed upon to sing an extempore version of “City Hobgoblins” to the haberdasher’s excited children. Dirk Bogarde, With A Moustache, In A Vaporetto Grizzled Old Fool At The Haberdashery O’er The Hills And Far Away The Great Emblotchment Old Halob : A Biographical Note The Game Of Glossop This episode was recorded on the 15th May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-06-17,23311956 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:36:49 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311958-Hooting-Yard-Four-Leatherette-Corner-Flaps The USS Milquetoast Jesuit is sponsored by L’Oreal, and is powered by light-reflecting booster technology, just like Andi MacDowell’s hair. Captain Biff is contractually bound to use various L’Oreal hair products, but if he had his way he would smear his ginger mop with grease from the engine room. He is that kind of captain. When danger threatens, as it often does, he tousles his mop with one hand while punching the starship’s complicated control panel expertly with the other, all the while barking out commands to his crew. His accent is a curious mixture of Wyoming, Luxembourg, and vampire. He is extremely fond of Janacek’s String Quartet Number One, “The Kreutzer Sonata”, and likes to have it played by the starship band at moments of high peril. When they are otherwise engaged, for example if they have been beamed down to a newly discovered planetoid to give an impromptu concert of Thomas Beecham Lollipops, Captain Biff loses his rag and flies into a temper tantrum, with much unc... The USS Milquetoast Jesuit is sponsored by L’Oreal, and is powered by light-reflecting booster technology, just like Andi MacDowell’s hair. Captain Biff is contractually bound to use various L’Oreal hair products, but if he had his way he would smear his ginger mop with grease from the engine room. He is that kind of captain. When danger threatens, as it often does, he tousles his mop with one hand while punching the starship’s complicated control panel expertly with the other, all the while barking out commands to his crew. His accent is a curious mixture of Wyoming, Luxembourg, and vampire. He is extremely fond of Janacek’s String Quartet Number One, “The Kreutzer Sonata”, and likes to have it played by the starship band at moments of high peril. When they are otherwise engaged, for example if they have been beamed down to a newly discovered planetoid to give an impromptu concert of Thomas Beecham Lollipops, Captain Biff loses his rag and flies into a temper tantrum, with much uncontrollable flapping about and twitching. Dobson’s Blotter Letter Of Complaint Three Examples Of Uncontrollable Flapping About And Twitching Quotation from Black Pool For Hell Maidens by Hal K. Wells This episode was recorded on the 8th May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. The USS Milquetoast Jesuit is sponsored by L’Oreal, and is powered by light-reflecting booster technology, just like Andi MacDowell’s hair. Captain Biff is contractually bound to use various L’Oreal hair products, but if he had his way he would smear his ginger mop with grease from the engine room. He is that kind of captain. When danger threatens, as it often does, he tousles his mop with one hand while punching the starship’s complicated control panel expertly with the other, all the while barking out commands to his crew. His accent is a curious mixture of Wyoming, Luxembourg, and vampire. He is extremely fond of Janacek’s String Quartet Number One, “The Kreutzer Sonata”, and likes to have it played by the starship band at moments of high peril. When they are otherwise engaged, for example if they have been beamed down to a newly discovered planetoid to give an impromptu concert of Thomas Beecham Lollipops, Captain Biff loses his rag and flies into a temper tantrum, with much uncontrollable flapping about and twitching. Dobson’s Blotter Letter Of Complaint Three Examples Of Uncontrollable Flapping About And Twitching Quotation from Black Pool For Hell Maidens by Hal K. Wells This episode was recorded on the 8th May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-06-10,23311958 Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:01:48 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311964-Hooting-Yard-The-Legend-Of-The-Golden-Pig The circumstances in which I first heard the legend of the golden pig were oddly similar to those of the Sermon on the Mount. Crushed in a multitude, I followed a beardy man up on to a hillock, and sat down and listened to him speak… well, more or less. There were two or three of us, rather than a heaving mass of humanity, it was a flat field, not a hillock, and we did not listen to a beardy man speaking to us directly but to the disembodied voice of a woman, broadcast from a radio set perched on the back of a farmer’s cart. The voice belonged to the Woman Of Twigs, the radio set was pneumatic, and the cart belonged to mad Old Farmer Frack. It was his field we gathered in, and it was partially flooded. There was no sign of the horse we assumed must have pulled the cart into the middle of the field. Old Farmer Frack only had one horse, named Desmond, so it was likely he had led it off along the lane to the fruit and nut market. It seemed he planned to leave the cart in the field for ... The circumstances in which I first heard the legend of the golden pig were oddly similar to those of the Sermon on the Mount. Crushed in a multitude, I followed a beardy man up on to a hillock, and sat down and listened to him speak… well, more or less. There were two or three of us, rather than a heaving mass of humanity, it was a flat field, not a hillock, and we did not listen to a beardy man speaking to us directly but to the disembodied voice of a woman, broadcast from a radio set perched on the back of a farmer’s cart. The voice belonged to the Woman Of Twigs, the radio set was pneumatic, and the cart belonged to mad Old Farmer Frack. It was his field we gathered in, and it was partially flooded. There was no sign of the horse we assumed must have pulled the cart into the middle of the field. Old Farmer Frack only had one horse, named Desmond, so it was likely he had led it off along the lane to the fruit and nut market. It seemed he planned to leave the cart in the field for some time, for its wheels had been removed. I had seen the cart before, so I knew that they were the big wheels of Motown, to where, at a guess, they were being returned. There were wheels within wheels, too, and it had to be assumed they were also bound for Motown. Fritz : His Hinge And His Pips The Legend Of The Golden Pig Thicket Some notes on Ayn Rand Crushed and Squashed Wisps and Clumps This episode was recorded on the 1st May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. The circumstances in which I first heard the legend of the golden pig were oddly similar to those of the Sermon on the Mount. Crushed in a multitude, I followed a beardy man up on to a hillock, and sat down and listened to him speak… well, more or less. There were two or three of us, rather than a heaving mass of humanity, it was a flat field, not a hillock, and we did not listen to a beardy man speaking to us directly but to the disembodied voice of a woman, broadcast from a radio set perched on the back of a farmer’s cart. The voice belonged to the Woman Of Twigs, the radio set was pneumatic, and the cart belonged to mad Old Farmer Frack. It was his field we gathered in, and it was partially flooded. There was no sign of the horse we assumed must have pulled the cart into the middle of the field. Old Farmer Frack only had one horse, named Desmond, so it was likely he had led it off along the lane to the fruit and nut market. It seemed he planned to leave the cart in the field for some time, for its wheels had been removed. I had seen the cart before, so I knew that they were the big wheels of Motown, to where, at a guess, they were being returned. There were wheels within wheels, too, and it had to be assumed they were also bound for Motown. Fritz : His Hinge And His Pips The Legend Of The Golden Pig Thicket Some notes on Ayn Rand Crushed and Squashed Wisps and Clumps This episode was recorded on the 1st May 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-06-05,23311964 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:05:38 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23311994-Hooting-Yard-Disquieting-Ploppy-Noises-From-Behind-The-Panel Dobson wrote extensively during the period when he was hunkered down in a janitorium. The key pamphlets from this time were collected in a compendium and published as a thick paperback with a garish cover design suitable for sale at airport bookstalls. It is thought to be the only instance where Dobson’s name was embossed in gold. Alas, this failed to impress the reading public, and very few copies of the book were sold, although we should bear in mind that I write of a time before mass commercial aeroplane travel, so there were fewer airports, and even fewer airport bookstalls, and only a handful of customers frequenting those that did exist. One early airport bookstall worthy of note was that opened at Tantarabim Rustic Airfield by Marigold Chew’s cousin Basil Chew. Basil was a peg-legged pear-shaped man with tremendous Ruritanian moustachios, a fuddle-headed entrepreneur whose every business scheme failed. He simply had no grasp of reality, his view of the world being at once mis... Dobson wrote extensively during the period when he was hunkered down in a janitorium. The key pamphlets from this time were collected in a compendium and published as a thick paperback with a garish cover design suitable for sale at airport bookstalls. It is thought to be the only instance where Dobson’s name was embossed in gold. Alas, this failed to impress the reading public, and very few copies of the book were sold, although we should bear in mind that I write of a time before mass commercial aeroplane travel, so there were fewer airports, and even fewer airport bookstalls, and only a handful of customers frequenting those that did exist. One early airport bookstall worthy of note was that opened at Tantarabim Rustic Airfield by Marigold Chew’s cousin Basil Chew. Basil was a peg-legged pear-shaped man with tremendous Ruritanian moustachios, a fuddle-headed entrepreneur whose every business scheme failed. He simply had no grasp of reality, his view of the world being at once mistaken, hallucinatory, and plain wrong. If one were unkind, one would call him a blockhead. But he had charm, and winning ways, and when he twirled those fine moustachios people swooned with besotment. Thus he was able to convince a few foolhardy financiers to back his airport bookstall, where, under the delusion that aeroplanes flew at the speed of a peasant trudging along a muddy country lane and that passengers would need extremely fat books to keep them occupied. Disquieting Ploppy Noises From Behind The Panel The Influence Of Ploppy Noises In The Works Of Pebblehead This episode was recorded on the 24th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Dobson wrote extensively during the period when he was hunkered down in a janitorium. The key pamphlets from this time were collected in a compendium and published as a thick paperback with a garish cover design suitable for sale at airport bookstalls. It is thought to be the only instance where Dobson’s name was embossed in gold. Alas, this failed to impress the reading public, and very few copies of the book were sold, although we should bear in mind that I write of a time before mass commercial aeroplane travel, so there were fewer airports, and even fewer airport bookstalls, and only a handful of customers frequenting those that did exist. One early airport bookstall worthy of note was that opened at Tantarabim Rustic Airfield by Marigold Chew’s cousin Basil Chew. Basil was a peg-legged pear-shaped man with tremendous Ruritanian moustachios, a fuddle-headed entrepreneur whose every business scheme failed. He simply had no grasp of reality, his view of the world being at once mistaken, hallucinatory, and plain wrong. If one were unkind, one would call him a blockhead. But he had charm, and winning ways, and when he twirled those fine moustachios people swooned with besotment. Thus he was able to convince a few foolhardy financiers to back his airport bookstall, where, under the delusion that aeroplanes flew at the speed of a peasant trudging along a muddy country lane and that passengers would need extremely fat books to keep them occupied. Disquieting Ploppy Noises From Behind The Panel The Influence Of Ploppy Noises In The Works Of Pebblehead This episode was recorded on the 24th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-05-23,23311994 Fri, 23 May 2008 12:24:15 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23312004-Hooting-Yard-Poop-Deck-Vampires Captain Cake had gone to sea in a battered and leaking ship. He drank his grog from a bakelite cup. When he walked upon the orlop deck he sang in vulgar Latin, and every morning he made the sailors pray at Matins. The bo’sun had a voodoo doll pierced with many pins. But Captain Cake had a jacket made of tin, and he made the bo’sun walk the plank till he fell into the churning sea. All the sailors rollicked with glee. So Captain Cake sat in his cabin reading a book about gourds. Then they landed on an island of bloodthirsty hordes. The purser chucked the voodoo pins at the leader of these folk, who put down his sword and began to choke. Captain Cake wanted to be the island king, but they already had a god with bright and fluttery wings, and the god made the captain bow down on the sand. So if you sail the hectic seas be sure to understand that leaking ships can run aground at the drop of a hat. If only Captain Cake had realised that. Neglected Crunches Second Letter From ... Captain Cake had gone to sea in a battered and leaking ship. He drank his grog from a bakelite cup. When he walked upon the orlop deck he sang in vulgar Latin, and every morning he made the sailors pray at Matins. The bo’sun had a voodoo doll pierced with many pins. But Captain Cake had a jacket made of tin, and he made the bo’sun walk the plank till he fell into the churning sea. All the sailors rollicked with glee. So Captain Cake sat in his cabin reading a book about gourds. Then they landed on an island of bloodthirsty hordes. The purser chucked the voodoo pins at the leader of these folk, who put down his sword and began to choke. Captain Cake wanted to be the island king, but they already had a god with bright and fluttery wings, and the god made the captain bow down on the sand. So if you sail the hectic seas be sure to understand that leaking ships can run aground at the drop of a hat. If only Captain Cake had realised that. Neglected Crunches Second Letter From A Wooden Child Download News More About Captain Cake Quotation from The Tachypomp by Edward Page Mitchell Quotation from William G. Boykin This episode was recorded on the 10th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Captain Cake had gone to sea in a battered and leaking ship. He drank his grog from a bakelite cup. When he walked upon the orlop deck he sang in vulgar Latin, and every morning he made the sailors pray at Matins. The bo’sun had a voodoo doll pierced with many pins. But Captain Cake had a jacket made of tin, and he made the bo’sun walk the plank till he fell into the churning sea. All the sailors rollicked with glee. So Captain Cake sat in his cabin reading a book about gourds. Then they landed on an island of bloodthirsty hordes. The purser chucked the voodoo pins at the leader of these folk, who put down his sword and began to choke. Captain Cake wanted to be the island king, but they already had a god with bright and fluttery wings, and the god made the captain bow down on the sand. So if you sail the hectic seas be sure to understand that leaking ships can run aground at the drop of a hat. If only Captain Cake had realised that. Neglected Crunches Second Letter From A Wooden Child Download News More About Captain Cake Quotation from The Tachypomp by Edward Page Mitchell Quotation from William G. Boykin This episode was recorded on the 10th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-05-01,23312004 Thu, 01 May 2008 14:04:11 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23312006-Hooting-Yard-Duffel-Coat-Cuffs Dear Mr Key : I was minding my own business, sitting on my bench in the attic room of the Mercy Home For Abandoned Infants Made Of Wood, when my attention was drawn to your article entitled Wooden Child And Fiery Serpent And Trees. I should at once make it clear that I am a wooden child and that I often run errands along the very same lanes of your bailiwick such as the one shown in the picture, and that on numerous occasions when running such errands I have been menaced by serpents belching forth flame from their mouths or from their fundaments and sometimes, terrifyingly, from both. Botany Lesson Buster And Radbod Letter From A Wooden Child Some Rare Editions Of The Bible : Number One Bring Forth, Devil, Your Elks Quotation from The Moonstone Mass And Others by Harriet Prescott Spofford This episode was recorded on the 10th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publica... Dear Mr Key : I was minding my own business, sitting on my bench in the attic room of the Mercy Home For Abandoned Infants Made Of Wood, when my attention was drawn to your article entitled Wooden Child And Fiery Serpent And Trees. I should at once make it clear that I am a wooden child and that I often run errands along the very same lanes of your bailiwick such as the one shown in the picture, and that on numerous occasions when running such errands I have been menaced by serpents belching forth flame from their mouths or from their fundaments and sometimes, terrifyingly, from both. Botany Lesson Buster And Radbod Letter From A Wooden Child Some Rare Editions Of The Bible : Number One Bring Forth, Devil, Your Elks Quotation from The Moonstone Mass And Others by Harriet Prescott Spofford This episode was recorded on the 10th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Dear Mr Key : I was minding my own business, sitting on my bench in the attic room of the Mercy Home For Abandoned Infants Made Of Wood, when my attention was drawn to your article entitled Wooden Child And Fiery Serpent And Trees. I should at once make it clear that I am a wooden child and that I often run errands along the very same lanes of your bailiwick such as the one shown in the picture, and that on numerous occasions when running such errands I have been menaced by serpents belching forth flame from their mouths or from their fundaments and sometimes, terrifyingly, from both. Botany Lesson Buster And Radbod Letter From A Wooden Child Some Rare Editions Of The Bible : Number One Bring Forth, Devil, Your Elks Quotation from The Moonstone Mass And Others by Harriet Prescott Spofford This episode was recorded on the 10th April 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-04-17,23312006 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:14:35 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard http://odeo.com/episodes/23312007-Hooting-Yard-Fat-Horse-Brain-Media Tiny Enid knew all there was to know about the capture of ostriches. As we sat together gulping down tumblers of lukewarm tap water, she gave me some tips. A Cowboy Story Derailed By Bees The Path Of Pollen The Adventures Of Tiny Enid Tiny Bird Brains Remember, Remember Homage To Esther And Abi Ofarim Quotation from The Lights Of Wisdom Pertaining To Conjugal Love by Emmanuel Swedenborg Quotation from In Literary Taste: How To Form It by Arnold Bennett This episode was recorded on the 27th March 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Tiny Enid knew all there was to know about the capture of ostriches. As we sat together gulping down tumblers of lukewarm tap water, she gave me some tips. A Cowboy Story Derailed By Bees The Path Of Pollen The Adventures Of Tiny Enid Tiny Bird Brains Remember, Remember Homage To Esther And Abi Ofarim Quotation from The Lights Of Wisdom Pertaining To Conjugal Love by Emmanuel Swedenborg Quotation from In Literary Taste: How To Form It by Arnold Bennett This episode was recorded on the 27th March 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. Tiny Enid knew all there was to know about the capture of ostriches. As we sat together gulping down tumblers of lukewarm tap water, she gave me some tips. A Cowboy Story Derailed By Bees The Path Of Pollen The Adventures Of Tiny Enid Tiny Bird Brains Remember, Remember Homage To Esther And Abi Ofarim Quotation from The Lights Of Wisdom Pertaining To Conjugal Love by Emmanuel Swedenborg Quotation from In Literary Taste: How To Form It by Arnold Bennett This episode was recorded on the 27th March 2008. A complete transcript of this episode can be found on Frank Key’s Hooting Yard website. Accompanying Hooting Yard On The Air, the two publications Unspeakable Desolation Pouring Down From The Stars and Befuddled By Cormorants are available for purchase. tag:odeo.com,2008-03-31,23312007 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:27:25 -0700 no Resonance FM: Hooting Yard On The Air Hooting Yard